After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

As soon as Fan Qingyuan finished speaking, the class was as quiet as the exam room for the college entrance examination, which was halfway through the exam.

Finally, some people in the audience couldn't hold back the ferocious smile on their faces, and they made a uniform movement-covering their faces with books.

There was nothing wrong with Gu Yan, who was stared at by his mentor with admiration. His indifferent side face had a jade-like texture, as if he was accepting the dean's affirmation with the calmest attitude. In fact, he also said so:

"Indeed, our class is the most obedient." Gu Yan ignored the faces that were about to split behind the books, and said unreliable words in the most serious tone. Qi Yunzhou deeply felt that he had misled his deskmate.

"The teachers of various subjects are not here these days. I choose to talk about the topics on the PPT. The students are also very cooperative, and everyone is very serious." The boy who was a top student said with a gentle tone, "You're still very good."

Qi Yunzhou finally couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth that were twitching wildly, and his whole face shrank behind the textbook he got.

Gu Yan, you won, he never knew that classmate Gu could pretend like this in fields other than pretending not to know him.

But taking it is a trivial matter. Many people's textbooks almost creaked and smashed into contact with the ground under the excessively trembling hands and bodies of the students.

They are all sequelae of holding back laughter after the explosion of the three views in the first second.

Fan Qingyuan was also shocked. It was rare for him to hear Gu Yan say so many things other than official activities. After a few seconds of silence, the smile on his face became more kind. It was the way an old father looks at his outstanding son, like a flower The old chrysanthemum blooming slowly.

"Okay, okay, you are all my proud students," after Fan Qingyuan sniffed under the eyes of the whole class at the farewell party, Qi Yunzhou cried out inwardly, as expected——

"Why do you smell spicy and hot?" Fan Qingyuan slowly scanned the class with eyes sharper than Sun Dasheng's.

The suppressed laughter stopped abruptly, and the death knell hung above his head.

Qi Yunzhou only felt the ups and downs of his mood, he was about to have a heart attack.

Is it easy to eat a hot pot with peace of mind these days? !

"Who is the student on duty today?"

At a critical moment, Gu Yan's voice was like a tranquilizer.

Gu Yan had just finished half a sentence, only to hear a clatter, and under Fan Qingyuan's majestic eyes, Qi Yunzhou closed the window at once, frowning, showing a trace of inexplicable reliability on his body, and said loudly:

"Who is on duty today, and the windows of the classroom are not closed? The smell of a small food stall next door is too strong, and it wafts over. The smell makes me hungry.

He glanced at the four groups of students who were still in a daze, "Quickly close the window and isolate the source of temptation."

The four groups of students who had just been ordered to open the windows in all directions: "..."

Seeing that their reactions were a bit slow, Gu Yan stepped off the podium and quickly closed all the windows: "Today is a small art festival, and many food stalls set up stalls in front of the school gate in advance at this time."

"That's right, the spicy roast lamb at that stall is amazing, after school we can..." Qi Yunzhou smacked his lips.

"It's still class time, don't always think about eating, learn from your deskmate!" Fan Qingyuan glared at him, but there was no doubt in his eyes at all, and he looked at the quiet and messy classroom with satisfaction, with his hands behind his back. walked away.

The dean left satisfied, and someone in the classroom breathed a sigh of relief.

Everyone looked at each other.

Liang Fan, who was about to burst into tears, looked at Chen Liang, who was yelling that my male god was broken, and He Fei, who was laughing too hard, looked at Zhou Zhi, who was kneeling on the ground.

In the end, everyone looked at the two self-directed and self-acted big shots with numb eyes.

High, it is high!

Brother Qi, God Gu!Beiying needs talents like you!

Under the attention of all the people, Gu Yan maintained the posture of standing on the podium and watching away - he was calculating whether Fan Qingyuan was out of the danger range, Qi Yunzhou jumped to his side with a smile, and looked at the audience with joy, whether they were dull or hot or didn't know. What are the piranhas for:

"Look at you who have never seen the world." He pouted at the open door and window: "Close the door and draw the curtains!"

"What should each group do?" Seeing that there were still people who hadn't reacted, he impatiently pulled Gu Yan out of the pot hidden under the bookcase, "Don't understand? Do you still want to use hot pot?"

……

Chen Liang thought that the boss hadn't realized such a deadly nature, so he asked seriously: "Brother Qi, won't the teacher come back suddenly?"

Qi Yunzhou said with a half-smile, "It's okay, he inspected this floor and the second, third, and fourth floors. After the inspection, he went back to the office and continued to sit. He will not come back."

"Teacher Fan has already gone up to the third floor." Gu Yan put the pot back on the table, and adjusted the sauce as if no one else was there, none of which were spicy. It provided particularly strong evidence for Qi Yunzhou's words.

Gu Shen said no problem, then 1 would be no problem, so the pot was set up, the ingredients were scooped up, and Zhou Zhi twisted to hey without making a big noise.

When Gu Yan handed the prepared bowl of non-spicy seasoning to a certain tablemate who couldn't take spicy food, Qi Yunzhou happened to accidentally chomp on a chili pepper, and his whole face was so hot that he was about to bleed.

Qi Yunzhou grabbed the bowl of non-spicy base ingredients with one hand, and gurgled the big bottle of orange juice handed over by the other party. God knows when Gu Yan prepared it. After he stopped grinning, he put his head on Gu Yan's shoulder and sighed: " Gu Yan, what shall I do if you are not by my side in the future?"

It is said that it is easy to go from frugal to extravagant and difficult to go from extravagant to frugal. Student Qi found out that with Gu Yan behind him, he didn’t even remember to take homemade seasonings and drinks when he was outside. At home... Well, sometimes Gu Yan eats at his house, bowls Or Gu Yanxi, who still brazenly takes it for granted... Who gave him the cheek? !

"Didn't it be agreed that I will always be by your side?" Gu Yan's tone was taken for granted.

"Including university, work, life?" Qi Yunzhou's eyes gradually became serious.

"Including university, work, and life." Gu Yan said without hesitation.

So sure, that Qi Yunzhou swallowed what he said as a joke, they were still young, and it was too early to think so far, a feather brushed across his heart, it was gentle, but it left a shocking wave.

Finally he raised the corner of his mouth and hummed.

Jia Jia, who was fishing for meat slices next to her, bit into a chili with a sudden bite, and her blushing was more layered than that of Qi Yunzhou before.

Everything is going well, except--

Two days later.

"Have you heard?" The big brother upstairs shared the headlines of today's Chongyang No. [-] Middle School with a bunch of innocent juniors.

#Shock!A group of students are blatantly burning hot pot in mathematics class. Is this the loss of human nature or the distortion of morality#

The big brother said with joy and spit: "Today's morning exercises, the entire class of the third class disappeared collectively, and a large piece of land was vacant like hell! The dean was blinded all of a sudden, and murderously went upstairs, but guess what? ?”

Under the speechless speculation of being caught in the whole class exam for a while, the senior brothers and sisters laughed, the little seedlings in the first year of high school were too naive.

"The dean opened the door, and the whole person burst into tears... Don't panic, girl, it was smoked by the hot pot...

That's right, the explaining director found that the whole class was getting hot!fire!pot!In broad daylight, the sky is bright!The dean's face was so dark... tsk tsk tsk, even the elementary school next door could hear his roar. "

"Really, that's such a pity." Qi Yunzhou smiled and walked past a passerby who was eating melons passionately, and roared in his heart about the group of idiots in the third class next door.

The investment in eating hot pot can't prevent the whole class from going to morning exercises!In the early morning, a large part of the crowd on the green grass disappeared without a clue, and everyone would feel that something was wrong!

What's more, Fan Qingyuan is no ordinary person!Do not do enough and still want to do it? !

It's no wonder he didn't die.

Back to two days ago, the aroma of the hot pot still attracted the greedy cat from the next class. With the expression on the expression that you are teasing me, did I go to the wrong set? Infringement of the agreement not to sue the teacher.

As the saying goes, a single spark can start a prairie fire, and this spirit of risking one's life for the sake of one's mouth quickly infected the third and fourth classes next door and became our ally.

But later facts proved that not every class had Gu Yan and Qi Yunzhou as scientific tutors at the same table.

Collective capture.

The results were dismal.

The shadow of the third class has not dissipated, and the fourth class was also caught when it was cooking hot pot together.

After receiving the investigation report, Qi Yunzhou let out a long sigh.

This is really...

"I don't know how to divide labor and cooperate, and cooperate with purpose to cover up the tragedy." Gu Yan concluded.

He was making a new sweet sauce, Qi Yunzhou leaned over with his hairy head, and said with a smile that he could be the chef of New Oriental.

The sun was just right, and the scene where the two of them got caught in the next shift couldn't help laughing.

It is said that when the class next door was dumped, Director Fan was standing at the door, already clutching the medicine bottle tightly in anger, his face as green as a plantain.

The students in class three didn't even notice that there was a big living person who was about to transform into the Roaring Emperor at the door. Everyone stared at the delicious food in the pot, and everyone rushed into the pot.

That picture is simply not too beautiful.

"So, the students in our class are the best!" A few days later, Jiang Liguo stood up on the podium and praised them for their overly obedient performance, "I heard that the third class and the fourth class were caught by Lao Fan , There is no such thing in our class, fortunately there are two proud students who come to me every day to solve the problem."

The whole class said they played dead collectively.

Qi Yunzhou and Gu Yan smiled and said it was really good, wondering whether Jiang Liguo meant that it was good that they were really obedient or that it was good that they did not get caught.

But everything is really good.