After the scumbag was reborn, the cabbage in the next class was arched [System]

Many years later, whenever Qi Yunzhou thinks back to the day when the pot was bursting with aroma, in the red soup, and the scene where countless ingredients were flying freely in the pot, he couldn't help but tears rolled down his eyes, as if Remember the time of youth.

Don't be moved, those tears come from laughter.

The bell for math class rang.

under the podium.

Microwave ovens, pots, neat bowls and chopsticks, and dozens of greedy cats.

The hot pot activity that was originally scheduled to be held in the physical education class was brought forward to the math class. According to analysis, during the time of the physical education class, there were many people wandering around in other classes.

Qi Yunzhou rubbed his hands, and on the empty tables in the middle, two large pots accepted the worship of the whole class of greedy cats with a proud attitude. ——Cough cough, Qi Yunzhou felt that if he acted carelessly, Fan Qingyuan from the office next door would be tempted to come over, kicked them away, and yelled, what are you little bastards doing? !

It's exciting to think about that image.

"...In order to avoid the above tragedies, do you still remember the strategy we formulated before?" Seeing that the first wave of ingredients has been cooked - vermicelli with soft bubbles, small crispy meat glowing attractive golden, all kinds of vegetables are in the The pot stretches gracefully... There is about to be a food dispute in the peaceful era in the classroom, Qi Yunzhou cleared his throat, "Do you need me to help you recall?"

Zhou Zhi's paws that were stretched out for joy suddenly retracted, many people giggled, Gu Yan sighed and stood in front of the blackboard. Open, the classroom like a vegetable market suddenly became quiet, and with the math class PPT hanging on the blackboard, the poor PPT was completely ignored by some people, including the school committee who was rumored to bring papers for spring outings... …

The scene in front of me was an unusually harmonious Xueshendai teacher giving a lecture, and the well-behaved students looked at the podium.

The god of learning opened his mouth, and it was indeed something that had nothing to do with mathematics: "I repeat, in order to prevent our actions from being judged by other teachers, especially—"

"A teaching director who is elusive and always comes to the window to make unannounced visits," Qi Yunzhou from the audience quickly answered, "We must not only enjoy the delicious food at this moment, but also pay attention to strategy, otherwise, according to the noise you are causing by the swarming of bees now, you It’s not that I don’t know Fan Qingyuan’s thousand-year-old Taoism.” He listened with his ears upright, making sure that no teacher outside heard the abnormal voice in the class, “No Lao Jiang to intercede for us, Lao Fan’s 1500-word per capita self-criticism is waiting for us! "

Liang Fan, who took the lead and stretched his chopsticks the longest, and even wanted to sing "Aww Before Meal" before eating hot pot, lowered his head in shame: "Then what should we do?"

"First of all, you are divided into four groups directly according to the group you are in. The second group of students," Gu Yan pointed to the large group of students in the middle with a very penetrating voice, "Come around, now the first group of students." Once the pot is cooked, you are responsible for eating."

The first group of greedy cats quickly and lightly took their positions under the green eyes of the other groups. They were gearing up, eager to try, and their heads, who were No. 1 in cooking, got together and picked up slices of tender and juicy beef and mutton, which was just right. Sucking out a restrained and enjoyable sucking sound.

"The other groups don't need to look at me like this. I've calculated the time, and you can all eat," Gu Yan felt for the first time that the students other than Qi Yunzhou—— the little ones of the second, third and fourth groups who were staring at the pot. His eyes made him feel guilty, "The second group of students are in charge of watching the wind."

"Do you want to send a classmate to watch outside? Is it a bit rushed?" Jia Jia, who belongs to the second group, raised her hand.

"You don't need to go out, you can divide it up and use this." Gu Yan returned to action and took out simple gadgets from his bag.

"This is a simple version I made based on the periscope model. Through it, you can see the situation of the upstairs, downstairs and corridors of several floors." Gu Yan explained, Qi Yunzhou watched Jiajia and the others dancing and fiddling with the periscope, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Fuck, if Gu Yan wasn't still wearing that conspicuous blue and white school uniform, he really thought he had stumbled into the scene of some big spy movie.

It can only be said that he is worthy of being at the same table, the newly released physics national award master, he is really learning and using, even in the matter of avoiding the dean's detection, the rigorous scientific thinking is also vividly displayed...

When Qi Yunzhou's eyes were drunk, he did not forget to remind the second group members who were always holding up the periscope to observe: "It is now 38:54, Lao Fan usually drinks his health tea in the office at this time, and it starts on time at [-]:[-]." It is estimated that you will be brought to our class window in [-] minutes by slipping layer by layer... You should pay more attention to this point, and the happiness of the whole class will depend on you!"

"Is this calculated?" Gu Yan was a little surprised when he heard Qi Yunzhou's map of Fan Qingyuan's itinerary that was accurate to the second.

Qi Yunzhou thought in his heart that there is no calculation, this is all the experience accumulated in his previous life, experience!If he didn't prepare something close to him with rigorous scientific thinking when he died, what did he use to fight Lao Fan for so many years in his previous life?

Although I spent a little bit of time in my previous life, and didn't spend any time on my studies, it's not like Gu Yan's every move is full of style...

Thinking of class one, Gu Yan's chuckle was heard: "It's amazing."

"What?"

"Yunzhou, it's amazing, I'm serious."

Qi Yunzhou also felt that Gu Yan was serious. Maybe he could analyze a [-]-page PPT in detail because of his meticulous observation skills. You are better."

Chen Liang stared numbly at the two bosses exaggerating each other's tricks, and said something, but the brain circuits of the two were not ordinary people: "What is the third group doing?" He was in the third group.

"The third group is responsible for cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks before the get out of class ends and the teacher suddenly enters the class, and put them in the storage cabinet under the bookshelf." Gu Yan said to sort out his thoughts.

"The fourth group is in charge of cleaning up the scene and opening the ventilation to dissipate the smell in the classroom as quickly as possible." Gu Yan looked at the students who were stunned for a while, and said patiently, "Do you understand now?"

Understood.

Even though he had learned of the plan yesterday, Qi Yunzhou couldn't help nodding in unison among the classmates who were constantly switching between the roles of little brother and greedy cat, with great admiration for God Gu in his heart.

It is no exaggeration to say that the admiration is as high as the corners of the mouth.

Chen Liang also nodded deeply, sighing that this is the gap between male gods and mortals, even organizing the whole class... oh no brainwashing, the whole class has a plan to burn hot pot under the eyes of the teaching director, be strict and scientific, and do things to death The plan was rigorous and watertight, and after the death was completed, he led the whole class to take off his clothes and hide his merits and fame.

"Report!"

Jia Jia, who was on the lookout in the second group, quickly put down the periscope and sent out an extremely depressing emergency message.

The foodies stopped their chopsticks, Liang Fan's half-eaten vermicelli was still resting on his chin, Qi Yunzhou looked at the pot, his thoughts drifted into the distance, everyone was waiting for the final verdict.

"Calm down." Gu Yan had already guessed something, his expression was as calm as ever, and Qi Yunzhou simply called it forced after watching too much.

Zhang Miaomiao, who is also in charge of the lookout, said in a steady voice: "There is a situation. We just used the periscope and saw the dean coming from the entrance on the second floor. It seems that we are going to make a surprise inspection."

"Don't panic." At the critical moment, Qi Yunzhou felt that there was nothing to be afraid of - he had already arranged all the factors that need to be considered at the same table, "According to the previous arrangements of the care words, small things, calm down, calm down."

Others said in their hearts that I dare not be as calm as you two big brothers, but in an instant, everyone moved.

The four groups of Moluanwu began to act in an orderly manner. In political terms, this is called the harmony and unity of contradictions.

The first group speeded up, scooping up all the edible food in the pot into their mouths, looking like a storm.

The second group stared at the dean's movement, and even accurately counted how many steps he estimated to be away from the classroom, and the wrinkles on his face were staring at flowers.

The third group had quick hands and quick eyes, picked up the bowls and chopsticks, connected the pot, induction cooker, and stuffed them into the bookcase.

The fourth group cleaned up the obvious debris and left all the windows open.

Qi Yunzhou felt that this was almost the case. Fan Qingyuan was only ten steps away from the classroom, and the destruction of corpses and traces was completed. He watched the peaceful and peaceful classroom restored into a holy place for scholars, and showed a relieved smile. Halfway through the smile, he saw Gu Yan looking at the empty space. The podium frowned: "There is one more thing."

"?"

Of course

Soon Qi Yunzhou knew what it was about—Gu Yan trotted up to the podium, played the forgotten mathematics PPT on the whiteboard, and talked about conic sections with a poker face, Qi Yunzhou was completely drunk.

His tablemate is really dedicated, and even the lectures that are deceptive are so reasonable, which instantly pulls the foodie just now into the classroom atmosphere.

Half drunk, he saw Gu Yan giving a lecture while looking at him for a while, and then said: "By the way, everyone, don't forget to take out your math textbooks."

Liang Fan even said that Gu Shen was really thoughtful, Qi Yunzhou looked at his desktop which was cleaner than his face, and thought that he only remembered it when he saw him? !

There was a rushing sound, and he flipped through his schoolbag. He didn't know where the math textbook was lying in the house.

……

It's all right, take a physics book instead, and surround the surroundings. He is satisfied to see that everyone has such awareness.

On the stage is the proud student who speaks PPT gently, and the audience is the students who are obedient and obedient while flipping through the textbooks.

A model of eugenics classroom, the years are quiet and good.

This is what Fan Qingyuan saw when he opened the classroom door.

"Your class is still good!" Director Fan showed a gratified smile, and sighed: "No wonder the grades have improved recently, look at the fourth class, the head teacher is not here, and they actually watch a movie together! These little bastards are really lawless!"

A group of people who are cleaning hot pot: "..."