[Comprehensive British and American gl] The whole world thinks that Chinese medicine is omnipotent

At the same time, in the Wayne Manor where Bruce Wayne, the richest man in Gotham, resides.

"Master, this is your traditional Chinese medicine."

Bruce Wayne's butler, Alfred, brought a bowl of dark liquid to Bruce.

"Master, drink it while it's hot. I heard that Chinese medicine is not good for your health if you drink it cold."

Bruce Wayne nodded. After putting on his suit, he stared at his handsome reflection in the mirror. He casually picked up the bowl of Chinese medicine in the butler's hand with his right hand, and was about to pour it into his mouth.

However, as soon as the medicine was taken in, Bruce Wayne sprayed out the Chinese medicine in his mouth with a "poof", and the medicine juice also spilled on his chest.

"Ahem, cough, hell, what does it smell like!" The mouth was caught off guard by a bitter and strange smell, even if some people had Batman behind their backs, they couldn't bear it.

Who would have thought that after he spit out the medicine in his mouth, the housekeeper Alfred not only did not comfort him, but looked at the medicine on the ground with regret: "Oh, master, this is the medicine that can heal the hidden wounds in your body , don't spit!"

Bruce paused.

What? !Medicine for dark wounds?It was actually prescribed by that little Chinese doctor? !

At this moment, Alfred quickly came out of the kitchen and brought a new bowl of black Chinese medicine.

The old housekeeper's face was full of relief and happiness: "Master, fortunately, I put a lot of water and boiled a lot of medicine, which is enough for you to drink a bowl and spit a bowl!"

At this moment, Bruce's head was full of question marks: I [beep], Ah Fu, are you a devil? !

Bruce just wanted to refuse, but unfortunately the old butler seemed to have read his mind, took out a shiny kitchen knife from behind, slashed it on the table, and said with a smile on his face, "Master, if it's not good to hurt you secretly, It will be like this table!"

As soon as the old butler finished speaking, the table suddenly fell apart and fell apart. This scene made Bruce's eyelids twitch.

Seeing that he couldn't refuse, Bruce had no choice but to pinch his nose and swallow the medicinal soup that seemed to have marinated decades of stinky socks in one breath.

"Hiccup~"

A hiccup directly made the strange smell wrapped in stomach acid, flow down the esophagus, and roll up directly from the stomach.

"vomit--"

Bruce couldn't hold it any longer, and began to retch while hugging the trash can, but he silently made a note of that little Chinese doctor in New York.

Today, Master Wayne is also grumpily remembering grudges:)

What's more, his intuition told him that that guy definitely added something that shouldn't be added in a sneaky way!

And right now, Ruan Baobao, who was lying restlessly on the bed in the rental house, felt a chill on the back of his neck——

"Ah Choo—" She rubbed her nose, "Huh? Is someone thinking about me?"

She turned over, but she saw the magazine next to her bed, and the cover of this magazine was the richest man in Gotham who was in the Chinese Medicine Hall before.

At this moment, she couldn't help thinking of something that she had almost forgotten.

She seemed to have deliberately added a lot of Coptis chinensis to that Mr. Wayne's traditional Chinese medicine.

Ruan Baobao squeezed his chin: Hey, Huanglian clears heat and detoxifies, it should be able to get rid of the exuberant anger of Mr. Wayne?I just don't know how adaptable Mr. Wayne is to Coptis chinensis?

And Bruce Wayne, who was missed by her, was wishing to spit out his stomach and clean it up.

Thinking that he would have to drink this strange medicine for at least a month under the pressure of Ah Fu, Bruce couldn't help but look hopeless.

He would rather go to Arkham to talk to Joker than drink this inhuman Chinese medicine for a month, okay? !

At the same time, in a room in the bar.

With a "crash", the sliding door of the bathroom was opened, and in the steam, a charming red-haired girl came out of the bathroom gracefully.

I saw that the other party's bathrobe was slightly open, revealing a little bit of the seductive and towering balls inside.

The red-haired girl Natasha glanced at the room casually, raised her eyebrows, and then chuckled softly. Her hoarse voice was like a feather, touching people's heartstrings.

"Tsk, a certain cutie really ran away."

At this time, on the bar counter in the bar lobby, Peter was struggling to get up, shaking his head, and when he regained consciousness, he was shocked to find that there was nothing around him.

Peter: ...wait?What about people? !

He stumbled out of the bar, but was exposed to the glare of the sun, and subconsciously reached out his hand to cover his eyes.

However, it was at that moment that Peter realized that it was the next day.

Peter, who understood his situation, instantly wrinkled his face: "It's over, it's over, after Yuanyuan took him out to see him pour a glass, why didn't she remember to bring him back drunk?"

If he goes back now, he will definitely be scolded to death by Aunt Mei, after all, he actually stayed in the bar all night OTZ...

Thinking of the scene where Aunt May was angry, the little spider Peter couldn't help but hug himself tightly, poor, weak and innocent.

Ruan Baobao, who was missed by several people at the same time, sneezed endlessly, followed by two more sneezes.

"Ah-choo—" She tilted her head back and pressed the bleeding nose tightly, her heart full of puzzlement: Oh, why are so many people thinking of her suddenly today?

Could it be that she is too charming?

In the Stark Tower, Natasha was wearing slim high-waisted trousers, which set off her already long legs even more slender.

Pepper rushed to hold a pile of the latest newspapers and magazines, and put them into Natasha's arms: "Natalie, I have something to go to the meeting first, you remember to bring these newspapers and magazines to Tony, let him take a good look at them , and then remember to exercise hard!"

Before Natasha could answer, Pepper hurried to the meeting room.

After Natasha took the newspaper and magazine, she casually glanced at the headlines of the newspaper and magazine. Who would have imagined that this glance would let her see a big news.

The name of the unscrupulous tabloids from all walks of life is very sensational - what "Why Playboy Stark Sudden Abstinence?"It was not possible" "Stark, is your kidney okay?" ", "Will the unworthy Stark still be the man most women in America want to marry in the future" and so on.

Natasha frowned, but there was a smile in her eyes.

Tsk tsk, no wonder Stark's personal secretary, Pepper, thought of asking himself to be Stark's fitness trainer, and asked him to abstain from sex.

She restrained the expression on her face, put on a businesslike expression, and entered Tony Stark's laboratory with the pile of paper products.

"I said to do experiments, do experiments, don't bother me..."

However, when he saw the glamorous Natasha, Stark swallowed the rest of his words, his eyes lit up and he eagerly greeted him: "Natalie, why are you here?"

Natasha smirked professionally, and then handed him all the documents in her hand.

"Pepper said I hope you can take a good look at these."

"What is this..."

Stark took it obediently, but was instantly attracted by the black and bold title above and fell on his back in anger.

"FXXK! Who the hell revealed it?!"

Natasha casually brushed her long hair by her ear, but did not answer.

only……

Natasha glanced at the expression on Stark's face, then glanced at a certain part of him vaguely, and raised her eyebrows lightly: It seems that the speculations in these unscrupulous newspapers are not nonsense!

Stark didn't expect her answer, he just grabbed the magazines and newspapers, furious: "Damn it! Which bastard revealed it?!"

Thinking of his privacy being seen by all the beauties in New York, even the United States and the world, Stark couldn't help turning around the laboratory a few times irritably.

After thinking about it, he finally settled on his old enemy Bruce Wayne.

Well, that's right, this guy must be jealous that he is more handsome, so he secretly rubbed his hands like this!

Of course, the first thing to do is-

"Natalie, where's the Pepper?"

Natasha's expression remained unchanged: "The meeting is held in the conference room."

Stark slapped the table heavily: "Okay, then after Pepper's meeting is over, let her remember to buy all these newspapers and magazines for me! Then fire the hot chicken who wrote these articles. reporter!"

After ordering, Stark gritted his teeth and rushed to the office, about to call Bruce Wayne.

Who would have thought that the other party would call over first.

Looking at the familiar number, Stark snorted coldly, I didn't expect you to bump into it by yourself!

However, as soon as he picked up the phone, he heard the gasp from the guy on the other side of the receiver: "Stark! Did you reveal the secret injury to my body?!"

"What's the secret injury?" Tony was confused when asked.

"I didn't disclose the news that you can't do it yourself, why did you expose my privacy?!"

Tony: "What are you talking about?"

Bruce Wayne was taken aback: "So you didn't put the headlines in the Gotham Times?"

Tony pursed his lips: "Hey, brother, Gotham and New York are geographically separated. Why should I post your news there? Besides, why do you have hidden injuries in your body? Could it be that you have kidney deficiency like me?"

Unexpectedly, Bruce Wayne simply hung up the phone when he heard the penultimate sentence: "Oh, then it's all right."

"Hello, hello? Bruce Wayne?"

Tony waited for a long time, but he didn't hear an echo. He looked down at the phone again—good guy, he slipped away so fast.

But in this way, Tony knew one thing, that guy Bruce Wayne couldn't do such a shameless thing like casually talking about his privacy to tabloids and magazines.

Of course, more importantly-

"Natalie, get me a copy of today's Gotham Daily."

Natasha froze for a moment, but followed her orders like a follower: "Okay, Boss."

After Natasha brought the newspaper over, Stark carefully "read" the headlines of the Gotham Times with great interest.

"Hahahahaha! Exhaust! It's too exhilarating!" Stark couldn't help slapping the table when he was excited: "There are hidden wounds in the body, isn't it just a hint that Wayne can't do it? Hmph, let that The guy actually looks down on me!"