[Comprehensive British and American gl] The whole world thinks that Chinese medicine is omnipotent

"What are you envious of? Since my sister has made money, how about going to the bar next to your house for a drink to celebrate tonight?"

You know, she has been greedy for that bar on Queen Street for a long time, but unfortunately she has no money to go there.

"Wow, so good?" Peter's eyes lit up when he heard that Ruan Baobao was going to invite him to drink.

Ruan Baobao suddenly remembered something: "Wait a minute, Peter, are you an adult?"

Peter rolled his eyes and pretended to be stupid: "Adult...?"

"Really?" Baby Ruan squinted at him, his voice drawn out.

At this moment, the cell phone rang suddenly. Peter heaved a sigh of relief. When he put on his hood and rushed out, he did not forget to remind Baobao Ruan: "Yuanyuan, you must remember to take me to the bar tonight!"

Ruan Baobao jumped: "Stinky boy! It's Ruan Ruan, not Yuanyuan!"

What responded to her was "I can't hear you slightly, I can't hear you" in the full voice of the little milk.

After Peter left, the Chinese medicine hall became quiet again, Ruan Baobao guessed that no one would come to the door, so he closed the door and prepared to go back to the house she rented.

Of course, considering the price of goods and her own financial ability, Ruan Baobao resolutely chose Peter's house when she came to the United States... The rental house next to it also made her accidentally discover Peter's other identity-a good neighbor of the people of New York spiderman.

On the way home, when Baby Ruan saw the supermarket, he turned his feet subconsciously.

When she came out again, she had already brought a bunch of bottles and cans in her hand-pepper powder chili powder Laoganma and so on.

Ruan Baobao was very surprised that this supermarket has so many domestic seasonings and sauces.

After coming to the United States for so many days, she can't get used to western food. The so-called Chinese restaurant tastes... even weirder, which doesn't meet her authentic Chinese taste at all.

It's all right now, with the old godmother in hand, I don't have to worry about rice!

While Ruan Baobao thought happily, he was about to take the path home.

however--

When he smelled a bloody smell, Ruan Baobao's heart skipped a beat, he turned around and was about to leave, but who knew, the people squatting in the alley had already stood up, turned around, revealing that scary crocodile face.

When seeing that face, Ruan Baobao couldn't help blurting out: "Fuck? Why is there such an ugly existence?!"

Hearing her words, the other party was stunned for a moment, then dropped the broken corpse in his hand, his eyes became cold, even with a strong murderous look.

Realizing that this vicious ugly monster was coming, Ruan Baobao finally realized the problem and was anxious——

Oh my god, what should I do? !

In desperation, Ruan Baobao, who felt "powerless", couldn't help but sprinkle all the chili powder and pepper in his hand on the crocodile-faced monster.

Ruan Baobao: Hmph, if you don't beat me to death, you'll kill me, you ugly bastard!

Who would have imagined that the chili powder she threw not only did not stop the opponent, but stimulated the opponent to become more ferocious.

Because he was fascinated by fans and couldn't see, the movements of Crocodile Face's hands became more chaotic and cruel.

Seeing that his physically exhausted self was about to cool off, Ruan Baobao hugged his old godmother tightly, and closed his eyes in despair.

However, after waiting for a long time, she didn't feel any pain, so she opened one eye curiously.

A tall figure was against the light, beating the crocodile-faced monster unilaterally.

After knocking Crocodile Face unconscious, the figure took out a shackle from his body, handcuffed Crocodile Face's hands neatly, walked up to Ruan Baobao, squatted down, and stretched out his hand——

"Honey, are you okay?"

Voice-activated Ruan Baobao listened to the slightly hoarse voice of the other party, and couldn't help but feel his legs go weak: Why is this voice so provocative? !

But this time, she finally saw the face of that figure clearly.

And after seeing the face of the savior, Ruan Baobao instantly felt that her blood tank was empty: Damn it, she needs a quick-acting heart-rescuing pill!Where is the quick-acting heart-rescuing pill that Yangou must have? !

Until he said goodbye to the beauty and got home, Ruan Baobao was still dizzy, as if in a cloud.But when she finally regained consciousness, she suddenly remembered a serious matter——

She didn't ask her name and contact information? !

Ruan Baobao, who found that he missed it, clutched the chest of the b-cup: ... Humans and human beings are not worth it! TAT

Seeing a top-quality beauty, she didn't take the opportunity to hook up with her. It's just in vain for her to be called Yangou!

Ruan Baobao felt her heart ached so badly that she couldn't breathe. When she calmed down a little, she struggled to get up and began to look for a fitness class with a good reputation.

After all, what she experienced in the alley just now made her realize that she is still too weak, and exercise is imperative!

Besides, she is not lucky to meet that handsome and sexy goddess every time...

It's over, thinking of the contact information of the beautiful woman he missed, Ruan Baobao couldn't help opening the old godmother depressedly, scooped up a spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth.

A second later, Ruan Baobao forgot all his unhappiness the moment he was stimulated by the old godmother.

After finally finding a reliable gym on the Internet and signing up and paying the fee, Ruan Baobao raised his sore neck, only to find that the sky outside the window had already darkened.

Thinking of the words left by the little neighbor before he left, Ruan Baobao stretched himself, and was about to get up to go to the next door when there was a knock on the door.

"Yuanyuanyuanyuan! When are you going to the bar!"

Ruan Baobao opened the door and rolled his eyes: "...Peter, so you can't change Yuanyuan, or are you planning to change it?"

"Why don't you change it back to baby? This pronunciation is easier to pronounce!" Peter suggested excitedly.

What responded to him was Ruan Baobao's cold "heh".

The two walked into one of the hottest bars on Queen Street. As soon as they entered, they were startled by the loud music and the crowd.

Peter, who entered the bar for the first time, shrank his body uncomfortably with the atmosphere in the bar: "Yuanyuan, why don't we go back...?"

Without further ado, Ruan Baobao dragged the person to the bar counter: "It's already here, not to mention, you, Sister Ruan Ruan, and I are a rare treat, sit down and have a drink before leaving."

And Peter's five senses became extremely sensitive after being bitten by a spider, and the noisy heavy metal music at this moment really made him a little unbearable.

However, just one drink should be... okay, right?

Peter blocked his five senses, sat with Baby Ruan in front of the bar with an obedient face, sipping the cocktail in his glass.

However, to the surprise of the two, neither of the two who drank for the first time knew that the other and themselves would be the legendary drink.

Peter's head began to dizzy after drinking a brightly colored cocktail.

"Huh, Yuanyuan? Why is the world in front of me becoming blurred? There are several of them..."

Peter muttered with his tongue out, and before he finished speaking, there was a "bang--" and his head was slammed on the bar counter, and he fell asleep like this.

Ruan Baobao's drinking capacity is a little better, but at this moment, her mind is not sober, and her 5.0 vision has lost its proper function in an instant.

In a daze, Ruan Baobao looked at the familiar red hair on the other side of the bar, stood up involuntarily, staggered over with a wine glass in his hand, and said with his tongue out, "Beauty, beauty, leave a name..."

However, Ruan Baobao, who was drunk, tripped himself unexpectedly and fell into two lumps of softness.

As for after?

Ruan Baobao said that she has no memory anymore.

"Well……"

After a hangover, my head hurts like it exploded.

Ruan Baobao struggled to open his eyes, and instantly woke up.

Sober Ruan Baobao: ... What the fuck is this? ? ? ! ! !

She moved her eyes uncomfortably, but when her eyes fell on the face of the owner of that voice, Ruan Baobao was in a bad mood.

Seeing that she was silent, the owner of the voice pinched her face and said with a low smile, "Why don't you speak?"

Ruan Baobao quickly withdrew his gaze as if on fire.

She only felt that her heart at the moment was like the Hulun Buir Prairie—thousands of alpacas whizzed by.

#一摄waking up and suddenly found... what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent#

That's right, as soon as Baby Ruan opened her eyes, she, a medical student, guessed what happened.

Ruan Baobao clutched her chest: Then what, this stimulation is a bit too much, may I ask if she passed out directly, or passed out according to the procedure?

She took a deep breath, and just about to speak, she found that the other party had already walked into the room neatly.

Before going in, the red-haired woman suddenly turned around and winked at Ruan Baobao: "Little cutie, you have to wait for me~"

Ruan Baobao couldn't pay attention to what the other party said at all, and all the words she wanted to say were abruptly stuffed back in an instant.

What was even more frightening was that she suddenly felt that as soon as her nasal cavity became hot, a stream of liquid would flow out.

Ruan Baobao quickly pinched his nose: ... M, MMP, right? !

When the other party entered the bathroom, Baby Ruan tiptoed out of the room with his head held high and his nose pinched.

As for telling her not to leave?

I'm sorry, the wind and sand are too big to fascinate her eyes, she really can't hear!

However, fortunately, it was still early in the morning, and there were no people on the road, so the sneaky Ruan Baobao naturally didn't get any attention.

After finally rushing home, Ruan Baobao lay down on the bed dejectedly.

She turned over irritably, and suddenly remembered that she still didn't know the other person's name.

Ruan Baobao sat up straight: ... What the hell? !How did she forget again? !

The author has something to say:

Ruan Baobao: ...Actually, I am really a straight girl...

Natasha: [Crossing her chest and looking sideways]

Stark: You actually fell in love with Natalie before me, you're so dry...