Oops, husband, he's probably not human

When the two ghosts came to the cinema, they saw that it was already full of people.

It's newly opened, even if you can't get free tickets, you can still get discounts, and you can get free snacks based on the number of people. The scene is extremely hot.

Fortunately, there is Ke Shaobin, the young master, who has reserved a very heroic couple theater in advance.

And I still watch ghost movies, just because Luo Xun and Ouyang Nuan like it.

It wasn't time for their filming yet, the two of them sat in the corner and waited, and the girls next to them were probably attracted by Yan Chuchen's appearance, and they didn't just secretly take pictures.

And even whispered——

"The one with the long hair is so handsome, I really want to ask for WeChat."

"The one with the short hair looks great too, and the eyes are so pretty."

"I'm so envious of that beauty. You can watch a movie with two handsome guys."

"By the way, that young lady is also very good-looking, a proper classical beauty."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"I want an upper body classical lady."

Ke Shaobin: "..."

Two handsome guys?Where did you put Ke Shao?

have been offended.

In fact, Ke Shaobin is not bad, but the stars next to the moon are always dim. With Yan Chuchen around, even Luo Xun can only be placed second, let alone him?

Luo Xiaoxun was the most pissed off. His husband didn't want to be spied on, so he pretended to take Yan Chuchen's hand, and lit up the gleaming pair of rings on his ring finger.

"hiss--"

The girls instantly covered their mouths and twisted their expressions.

"I can't help it, I want to scream."

"It turned out to be a couple."

"Good healing, good eye-catching."

"Sure enough, all handsome guys are messing with gays. I'm desperate."

"It's only worth seeing if a handsome guy is gay, but an ugly guy is hot-eyed if he's gay. I can't do it anymore. I'm going to faint."

"I declare that from now on I will be a rotten girl."

Luo Xun: "..."

Girls, your brain holes are really cute!

Yan Chuchen naturally heard it too, but he couldn't understand why the girl who wanted to strike up a conversation just now looked at him and Luo Xun in a blink of an eye.

Could it be that this is the legendary rotten girl who is willing to sacrifice herself for CP?

Modern culture really makes people... so ghosts can't understand!

Fortunately, it was time for their movie, and with free popcorn and coke in hand, the two of them walked towards the couple hall.

Several girls also stood up, thinking it was the same theater, but the single hall next to it was also open at the same time.

Watching the two handsome guys enter the couple's hall hand in hand, the girls screamed like chickens again, which could be heard no matter how far away.

The location of the lovers' room is very wide and soft, similar to a sofa, and there are not many people.

Ke Shaobin and Ouyang Nuan are in the middle, while Luo Xun and Yan Chuchen are at the back.

There was no other reason, but because Luo Xiaoxun didn't like his husband being looked at by others, even the back of his head, so he asked Ke Shaobin to take the last seat in advance.

After all, I learned the lesson from last time (being surrounded by people taking pictures and being accosted).

Luo Xiaoxun was sour, not happy at all.

At the beginning of the movie, the horrifying opening song led everyone into the terrifying and gloomy cemetery. The camera moved forward close to the ground. Suddenly, a skeleton hand suddenly stretched out in front of the dilapidated tombstone, crushing the camera with a click.

With a scream, the movie started.

Couples usually watch ghost movies in one state: the girl screams and throws herself into the arms of her boyfriend, who pats him very manly and comforts her with soft words not to be afraid.

Yan Chuchen looked at Luo Xun.

Unexpectedly, the little guy didn't understand at all, so he leaned over and whispered: "When a person is dead, the bones will rot after being buried for a long time. It is impossible to dig out the hard mud. If it is petrified, the year on the tombstone is not enough. "

Yan Chuchen: "..."

That's right, even a ghost king like him who was refined by others turned into a handful of dust under the burial of time, not just other ordinary corpses?

But is this what he wants?

Wasn't the little guy terrified of ghosts back then?

When did Luo Xiaoxun, who would be scared to cry by little ghosts, become so bold?He was still waiting for someone to dive into his arms with teary eyes.

How did some time pass, that's it?

Is it because you are by your side?

Or are you used to it?

Luo Xiaoxun caught sight of her husband's expression, and walked over sensiblely, "Woo~~ I'm so scared, I need my husband to hug me."

Yan Chuchen: "..."

It's so fake, even worse than those concubines who prayed for him day and night in order to please him.

In fact, Luo Xiaoxun is not afraid of ghost movies. Before he met Yan Chuchen, he and Lu Wenzhou watched horror movies late at night, and he became afraid later because he found out that there were really ghosts.

As for now?

With the ghost king in hand, I have the world.

As long as the husband is by his side, he dares to attack Fengmen Village at night.

The same is true for Ke Shaobin in front of him.

When he saw the girl in front of him, Xiaoniao Yiren, throwing herself into her boyfriend's arms, he looked at Ouyang Nuan with full expectation.

But Ouyang Nuan didn't feel it, and whispered: "Is this also called a ghost movie? It's scarier than this if I change it casually. At least the skeleton hand needs to hang some shredded meat and maggots!"

"........."

Ke Shaobin nodded sharply: Yes, you are right.

Turning his head, biting the corner of his clothes pitifully, he only hated himself for falling in love with a female ghost who didn't understand romance.

……

In fact, the filming was not bad, and the special effects were not good enough, and girls' screams were often heard in the theater.

Only Ouyang Nuan and Luo Xun didn't respond.

Until the end of the movie, the cast list appeared one by one, and the audience waited for the lights to get up and leave.

But at this moment, the cast list on the curtain suddenly shattered, and a terrifying gigantic grimace suddenly appeared, opened its bloody mouth, and threw its long tongue towards the audience outside the curtain.

"ah--"

"what---"

"Mom—"

"Yan Chuchen," screams came and went, and Luo Xun plunged into his husband's arms, hugging her husband's cold waist, shivering.

Although her husband was in his hand, he was still afraid when it jumped out suddenly.

"... Be good, don't be afraid."

Yan Chuchen was finally satisfied, and patted the boy in his arms.

As for Ke Shaobin and Ouyang Nuan ahead?

Of course, a special effect could not scare the famous Xuanyin Meiji, but it startled Ke Shaobin. He hugged his girlfriend and buried his head firmly in Ouyang Nuan's neck.

Ouyang Nuan: "..."

Isn't he more terrifying than this thing?

With a click, the lights turned on, the ghost heads on the curtain disappeared without a trace, and the cast list slowly rose again.

It turned out to be just a scary easter egg.

"I'll go and see that man."

"Isn't it?"

"It's a pity for such a beautiful girlfriend."

"A big man is so timid."

It wasn't until the sound of laughter came from his ears that Ke Shaobin looked up and found himself hanging on Ouyang Nuan like a koala.

Fortunately, Ouyang Nuan is a ghost. If it were an ordinary girl, it would be easy to throw her down directly, and she could bend a person's waist.

"..."

woooo~~~

What a shame!

Covering his instantly hot face, Ke Shaobin felt like crying.

Ouyang Nuan didn't mind, and patted his head gently, "Snoring, don't be scared, it's okay, it's all fake."

"Well, actually I..."

"What you hold is the truth."

"..."

This different kind of comfort really hits people's hearts.

……

Laughing and making noise, everyone left the theater one after another, talking about how a film director is not a human being, and arranged such an easter egg to scare people.

But as soon as a group of people left the aisle, they heard screams erupting from the theater next door.

Luo Xun could clearly tell that among them were the cute girls who were rotten girls before.

But isn't there a romantic literary film next to it?

What are their names?

Yan Chuchen also heard it, and also saw a large amount of Yin Qi oozing from under the door of the theater, rushing towards Luo Xun quickly.

Was Luo Xun being targeted by the ghost again?

Or the temptation of the national teacher?

Luo Xun also knew that it was powerful, and after discovering the Yin Qi, he hurriedly asked Ke Shaobin to call and ask the staff to evacuate the crowd, so as to avoid the occurrence of / trampling / trampling incidents.

Yan Chuchen and Ouyang Nuan also tacitly didn't do anything, but gradually retreated with the crowd.

Until the door of the movie hall was opened, many men and women rushed out screaming, with horror on their faces, and shouted: "There are monsters! There are ghosts!"

Luo Xun, the two ghosts hurriedly stood against the wall, and gave up the safe passage to other ordinary people.

Luo Xun also took the opportunity to look around, and saw that the movie curtain in the dark theater was already in tatters, and except for the emergency light that was lit in the corner, the whole room was plunged into darkness.

Accompanied by strong Yin Qi, it looks like a monster with its mouth wide open waiting for its prey.

"Ow—"

A howl like a beast suddenly came, almost shaking the entire theater.

This voice...?

Luo Xun looked at Yan Chuchen, "What is this?"

Yan Chuchen also frowned, "It doesn't look like something cultivated in the human world, this smell... should come from the underworld."

Hell?

Luo Xun suddenly remembered the call Master received when he went to see Master a few days ago.

It is said that the Taoist Association called, meaning to ask the master to help in the past. It seems that something terrible has appeared.

He was still curious, so he asked.

The master replied: "The ghost king who ruled the underworld once came to the human world to experience calamities, and the entire underworld fell into the hands of the ten kings of hell. The reincarnation was in chaos, the Wangchuan River was dry, the ghosts in the underworld could not be reborn, and the evil ghosts in the underworld often slipped out."

"The ten kings of Hades are ambitious and want to kill the ghost king in the world before he awakens."

"In order to disturb the sight, thousands of evil spirits were released, which almost caused chaos in the yin and yang realms."

After speaking, the master told Luo Xun to be careful in everything. After all, he has a special physique and is very likely to attract evil spirits.

Although the ghost king has awakened and returned to the underworld, the centipede is dead but not stiff, and there are still minions under the ten kings of Hades.

There are thousands of evil spirits in the underworld, even the ghost king cannot count every one of them.

If there is a fish that slipped through the net, wouldn't the best way to escape the underworld's investigation is to incarnate as a human?

Luo Xun, who is a pure yin body, will definitely be the first to be targeted.

After regaining his senses, Luo Xun hurriedly said to Yan Chuchen: "It should not be the arrangement of the national teacher, but the evil spirits from the underworld. They want my body to escape the arrest of the ghost king."

"Ghost King?"

After all, Yan Chuchen is a ghost king refined by others, and he has been sealed in the mountains, so he doesn't know much about it.

"It's not a ghost king like you, but the one who was born when the world first opened, that is, the big boss who is in charge of the entire underworld reincarnation."

Luo Xun explained: "Master said that he had experienced calamities in the human world, and he was still in the capital. The ten kings of Hades have sent evil spirits to haunt the world many times, just to kill him before he awakens. If he is not guaranteed, he is missing here."

Yan Chuchen: "..."

His own seal has just been loosened in recent years, could it be related to that person's actions?

"Help!!!"

Suddenly there was a shrill scream, which pulled back Luo Xun's thoughts, and when he took a closer look, it turned out to be one of the girls who had been infatuated with them before.

Maybe I ran too slowly and ended up at the end.

……

This year, Li Tongtong was in the third year of No. [-] Middle School in the city, and his girlfriends got a few free movie tickets when they went shopping, and they came to watch together after school.

While waiting, I saw two rare handsome guys, or a couple, playing and taking photos secretly, not to mention how happy they are.

At the beginning of the movie, the plot is also very touching. Except that the ending is a bit sad, which makes her cry, everything is beautiful.

Until the end of the movie, the cast list slowly rises, and you can leave as long as the theater lights are on.

But at this moment, the movie screen seemed to be cut by an invisible big knife, as if a door to hell had been opened.

Rich black air gushed out from it, accompanied by bursts of stench.

At first everyone thought it was a 5D special effect, and they all looked around curiously, until a huge skull protruded first, and a pair of sickle-shaped mantis hands instantly tore the entire curtain into powder.

'Ow—"

Accompanied by a chilling howl, scalding flames spewed out, and a large hole was instantly burned in the front ground.

During the spray of sparks, several spectators in the front row were scalded.

Only then did everyone realize that it was not a special effect, and ran out screaming.

Li Tongtong was sitting in the middle, and was dragged away by her girlfriends at first, but there were too many people, they were accidentally pushed away, and she was pushed to the ground and stepped on several times in a panic.

She hurriedly retreated to a position against the wall to let the others run first, and called her father by the way.

Her father is a criminal police officer, so he will definitely bring someone to destroy the monster.

After everyone had almost left, she dragged her trampled leg and followed the crowd and ran out. She could even feel the stench coming from behind.

That's the smell of a monster.

Fortunately, the dawn is just around the corner, as long as you step out of the gate, you can escape from the monsters and return to the familiar and safe human world.

Dad will definitely come and fight off the monster.

But at the last moment, just as she was about to step out of the gate, the sharp sickle hooked her back collar and lifted her up.

While shouting for help, she also saw the appearance of the monster clearly from the transparent glass wall outside the theater.

The monster was nearly three meters tall, with a slender figure like a scary skeleton, but it had a terrifyingly big belly.

The forelimb that resembles a hand is a huge sickle, and at the moment the tip of the knife is hooking her back collar.

Fortunately, in Zhengzhi's early winter season, she wore more clothes. If it were in summer, her back would definitely be pierced by a sharp sickle.

The monsters also had long fangs, and their mouths were opened at least ninety degrees, making their heads tilted back like a big watermelon that had been opened.

What the hell is this?

Why would a newly opened movie theater have something like this?

Fortunately, she was courageous and didn't faint from fright. She even heard two nice male voices. When she looked up, it was the pair of CPs she had cut before!

……

"Fuck, what the hell is this?" Ke Shaobin exclaimed when he saw the monster at the entrance of the theater.

"What the hell is this?" Luo Xun was also startled.

"Hungry ghost, from hell."

Although Luo Xun had heard the description from his master and read many books, he had never met with his own eyes. Now that he saw him, he was immediately stunned.

There are actually many kinds of starving ghosts, with different shapes and shapes, and the crimes they suffer are also very different.

In front of this...

Before Luo Xun could figure out what kind of starving ghost he was in front of him, Yan Chuchen pulled his wrist, and the place he was standing was occupied by a sharp scythe.

Then there was a flash in front of his eyes, and Ouyang Nuan next to him stepped forward and snatched Li Tongtong who had been hoisted high.

By the way, knock people out so that they don't see what they shouldn't see.

The starved ghost's target is not Li Tongtong, it is just a meat bun that can bark, how can Luo Xun's body be more attractive?

"The body of pure yin, mine."

"..."

Can the starving ghost still talk?

Starved ghosts are no worse than little ghosts in the world, and they are extremely troublesome to deal with. If other Taoist priests or Luo Xun encounter them alone today, it will definitely be a hard fight.

Fortunately, Yan Chuchen was here, as well as Ouyang Nuan.

But the ghost king and Xuanyin Meiji who commanded one party to appear at the same time, and the two starving ghosts are by no means opponents.

But whatever came, the same howls sounded one after another in the dark theater.

what?

Do you want to form a group for Rob Luoxun?

Handing Li Tongtong to Ke Shaobin, Ouyang Nuan asked Luo Xun and the others to leave first, "Evacuate the crowd, call the police and seal off the place, and don't attract that person."

The person Ouyang Nuan mentioned is naturally the national teacher.

Yan Chuchen also told Luo Xun: "Protect yourself, I will come soon."

"Okay, you have to be careful too."

Luo Xun was also unambiguous, and quickly retreated with Ke Shaobin. Anyway, he would not be of much help if he stayed, and would distract Yan Chuchen.

……

He rushed out of the cinema with Li Tongtong, and saw that the entire shopping mall had been emptied. Looking carefully, there were policemen with guns to maintain order.

So fast?

Unbeknownst to Luo Xun, Li Tongtong even took a photo for her father after calling.

Coincidentally, her father is a criminal policeman in name, but in fact he is a criminal policeman in the government who is responsible for these anecdotes and strange incidents.

When he received a call from his daughter, he was in a meeting with members of the Taoist and Buddhist Associations. He knew something was wrong when he saw the photos taken by his daughter. He rushed over with Taoist monks while contacting the police in this area.

Fortunately, the movie theater responded quickly, and the security guards in the shopping mall were also quick. They immediately evacuated the crowd on the grounds that terrorists had hacked people.

This also resulted in no one being killed except for the initial injury.

But only his daughter was missing.

As a father, I immediately wanted to rush in and find someone.

But at this moment, two young men rushed out, one of them was carrying a girl on his back.

Judging by the shape of the clothes, it is his daughter - Li Tongtong.

"Here, come out."

……

As soon as Li Tongtong was put down, Luo Xun was startled by howls from inside the shopping mall. Seeing that the police uncles were about to rush in, he hurriedly stopped them.

"The monster is still inside, don't move rashly."

Father Li checked his daughter for the first time and found that it was just an ankle injury. He couldn't help being grateful to Luo Xun who came out with his daughter on his back.

Now hearing that the other party cares about them, he immediately replied: "Don't worry, we are prepared."

"But……"

Luo Xun was worried that the identities of Yan Chuchen and Ouyang Nuan would be discovered by the police, but how could he stop them?

……

Let's talk about Yan Chuchen's side.

It's not difficult to deal with the starving ghost, but the difficulty is that the other party is endless, killing one and another, and worrying about Luo Xun who went out alone.

It made the two ghosts tireless.

But what was even more annoying was that there was the breath of a living person coming from outside.

It should be the police of the world.

If the identity is revealed...

"Namo Amitabha--"

Just when Yan Chuchen was hesitating whether to leave first, the sound of Fan Jing's sutra chanting suddenly sounded, and the sacred sutra sound seemed to be able to directly hit people's souls.

Yan Chuchen only felt a 'buzz' in his head, and his eyes went blank.

He is a ghost, so he will naturally dislike the scriptures.

Fortunately, the starved ghost was also unhappy, and even lost his yin energy because of it.

'Bang——' muffled gunshots rang out, smashing the door that they deliberately locked.

"Leave first."

"it is good."

Since there are monks following, it proves that these are not ordinary policemen, and it is better for them to stay away temporarily.

……

As Yan Chuchen and Ouyang Nuan disappeared, the next moment, the door of the cinema was kicked open, and orderly policemen rushed in with full armor.

I wasn't surprised to see a starving ghost, but it was a chug to the skull's head.

'Ow—'

I thought that the people who came in were ordinary living people, but I didn't expect that the bullets that flew in were fired.

The head was hit, and the starved ghost was forced to raise his head, screaming loudly, and then turned into a series of phantoms that seemed to shatter when twisted.

The Taoist priests and monks who followed them worked together to grab all the phantoms, knead them into a ball, and stuff them into the glass bottles they brought.

The police uncles were also extremely quick. According to the instructions of the Taoist priests, they rushed into the theater and guarded the exit of the starving ghost.

Come and fight one by one, with the aura of being invincible.

[Maomao: The ghost king here is the protagonist of another book of Maomao - Luo Jiu. The current time is after Luo Jiu returned to the underworld.

Of course, Luo Jiu has nothing to do with Luo Xun, let alone 'Princess' Chaoge, it's just that Luo Xun's master also happens to be named Luo.

It has been explained before that the Yan family is a newly established family in recent years, and it is not comparable to the Luo family. Simply put, they are not at the same level, and naturally there are not many intersections.

It's just a world view, but there is no relationship between them. 】

……

Seeing that they couldn't stop the police from rushing into the shopping mall, Luo Xun and Ke Shaobin were forced to evacuate to a safe place together with others.

There was a roar in the blocked mall, which made people feel frightened.

Ever since he got married with Ouyang Nuan, Ke Shaobin also knew that Yan Chuchen was not very human. Although he didn't know the details, as long as he could keep his family in the end, he didn't care about anything.

Because of this, when Ouyang Nuan asked him and Luo Xun to leave but Yan Chuchen didn't, he didn't feel anything wrong at all.

Until he found that Luo Xun was very nervous about the police entering.

If Ouyang Nuan is a ghost who is afraid of being discovered by the police, then why is Yan Chuchen?

But he is not a troublesome person, and he is not prepared to ask more questions.

He was just worried about the safety of Ouyang Nuan and Yan Chuchen.

"Luo Xun, the police are already in, why don't they come out?" He lowered his voice and asked in a low voice.

"should be……"

Just as Luo Xun wanted to say that he should leave, his peripheral vision caught sight of a middle-aged man standing under a street lamp not far away.

National Division?

At this moment, he was staring at the shopping mall, and as far as he could see, it was the location of the movie theater.

What did he find?

Could it be that he sensed Yan Chuchen's breath?

……