Oops, husband, he's probably not human

"you……"

Yan Chuchen's words were really merciless,

Old man Yan was half dead with anger, his face turned blue, but he didn't dare to do anything to Yan Chuchen, his neck felt cold, and he remembered some unbearable pain in his memory.

Seeing this, Xu Shengan immediately flattered him and said, "Grandpa, don't be angry, the hall brother just has a bad temper, and he has absolutely no intention of disrespecting you."

It's okay not to say, but when he said it, the old man became even more angry, rolling his eyes, and he was about to faint.

Fortunately, people are so cheap that they just can't pass out.

Seeing this farce, Luo Xun leaned closer to Yan Chuchen's ear and whispered: "This Xu Sheng'an and Dan Qu actually quite match, with the same style, I really want to make a pair for them."

Yan Chuchen also lowered his voice, "Do you want to try? Let Ouyang Nuan move Xu Shengan to the single bed tonight."

Does this work too?

Luo Xun chuckled, and shook his head after the lust/lust, "Wait a little longer."

If Shan Qu and Xu Sheng'an are really together, it will be more difficult to get revenge, so let's wait!

Seeing one person and one ghost muttering as if no one was watching, old man Yan became even angrier.

He pointed at Luo Xun with trembling fingers, and said in a yin and yang tone, "Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. Ever since I ordered this single child, I have become more and more rude."

"Grandpa, don't say that, the lobby sister-in-law still has her merits, at least she looks good," Xu Shengan added fuel to the fire.

Sure enough, the old man became more excited when he heard the words.

"What's the use of being good-looking? Do you go around hooking up with people? I grew up outside, and I don't know who I have been with. Don't bring any dirty habits into the Yan family."

As he said that, he looked at Yan Chuchen meaningfully: "The orphans who grew up in the orphanage have no rules, they are different from you, so don't be fooled."

"you……"

Seeing that Yan Chuchen was about to riot again, Luo Xun hurriedly stopped him, "Don't be impulsive, just howl like a wild ghost, it's nothing big or small."

If you really want to choke the neck again, the old man may not be alive.

In troubled times, it is best to keep a low profile.

For Luo Xun's sake, Yan Chuchen decided to endure it this time.

If he didn't want to expose his identity, he wouldn't want to come at all. The old man is really tired of his life and dares to slander him in front of him.

"Dirty mouth can be unlucky and meet ghosts, aren't you afraid that grandma and mother will find you at night?" This couple, Yan Chulan said suddenly.

"……you you……"

Ignored by the eldest grandson, and insinuated by the younger grandson, the old man rolled his eyes again.

Since they entered the room, neither of them has called him grandpa, which is really rude.

But it wasn't like this before. Since getting engaged, the eldest grandson really seems to be a different person.

He thought he didn't believe that men could seduce people, but now he really believed it. Male vixens are also vixens, and they can seduce people into different ways.

And Luo Xun also heard the meaning of the old man from the words, it should be about Chen Jin, right?

It's also ridiculous, he was almost bullied, as the elder of the Yan family, instead of attacking the Chen family, he felt that he, the victim, had humiliated the Yan family.

Do old things still live in feudal times?

And listening to what he meant, he said it as if he was really raped, or did he say that in the single, trying to misunderstand the old man?

Ha ha!

Not to mention that he was not raped, even if he was raped, wouldn't Luo Xun deserve to live?

what thought.

……

The two brothers Yan Chuchen were not sent away, and the elder grandson made him feel uncomfortable. The old man swayed for a long time, but he didn't dare to do it again.

He didn't dare, and Xu Sheng'an, his son and others didn't dare, and the family banquet was served smoothly.

The taste is good, Luo Xun used up to [-]% full.

Yan Chuchen didn't use the method of absorbing food essence to eat, but moved a few chopsticks casually like a living person.

When Luo Xun was a child, he often didn't have enough to eat, which left him with serious stomach problems. Even though he took care of it later, he still had frequent attacks.

I wanted to go back after eating, but my stomach twitched a few times.

"What's wrong?" Yan Chuchen next to him immediately noticed something was wrong.

"Stomach is a bit uncomfortable," and even felt a little nauseous.

The Yan family didn't know what was going on, but the authentic people from Kyoto all liked spicy food, and the dishes on the table were all spicy.

Turned his stomach over.

"I'll take you to the hospital."

"Then I..."

Luo Xun wanted to say yes, but his stomach was overwhelmed, and he pushed Yan Chuchen away and rushed to the bathroom, lying on the toilet, vomiting profusely.

"Wow--"

"Luo Xun."

Both Yan Chuchen and Yan Chulan followed, each patting the back and pouring water, that was called meticulous.

After spitting out almost all the food he ate, Luo Xun straightened up, rinsed his mouth, and drank another cup of hot water, feeling much more comfortable in his stomach.

If everyone hadn't eaten it, he would have suspected that the old thing had poisoned him.

"It's true that wild boars can't eat fine chaff, can't my Yan family's food still serve you?" Just after being helped out of the bathroom by Yan Chuchen, the yin and yang voice sounded again.

Luo Xun couldn't help rolling his eyes, unable to reply.

"What kind of eyes do you have, do you treat elders like this?" The old man began to pick mistakes again.

"..."

Forget it, don't argue with fools, endure the calm for a while, and take a step back to open up the sea and the sky.

Luo Xun rolled his eyes back, and was helped by Yan Chuchen to sit down on the sofa.

At this time, the little cousin from before rubbed over again.

"Give you."

what?

Take a closer look, it's stomach medicine.

The little cousin explained: "I also have a stomach problem, so I will carry it in my bag. If you don't mind..."

"I don't dislike it, I don't dislike it, thank you!" Luo Xun hurriedly took the stomach medicine and put it in his mouth, and Yan Chuchen who was beside him also immediately handed over warm water.

After taking the medicine, Luo Xun didn't want to move, so he leaned on Yan Chuchen's arms.

When he wasn't at home, he couldn't even grunt and act coquettishly, and rubbed awkwardly a few times, which made the old man angry and said he was rude or something.

Luo Xun just hiccups like a pig and doesn't care

"Cousin uncle."

At this moment, a few seven or eight-year-old children approached, their mouths were sweet, and they smiled and called Uncle Luo Xun, who should be the children of Yan Chuchen's cousins.

The Yan family is a big family, apart from Yan Chuchen, there are many collateral descendants.

Luo Xun grew up in an orphanage, subconsciously had a crush on children, and gently touched the head of one of the little fat boys.

The little fat man was drinking yogurt. Seeing Luo Xun touching him, he simply lay on Luo Xun's lap. He thought he was going to act like a spoiled child, but he didn't expect to spit out a mouthful of yogurt on Luo Xun's lap.

"..."

Luo Xun had reason to suspect that the little fat man did it on purpose.

"Oh, what are you doing? If you want to drink yogurt, you can drink it well. What are you doing with it in your mouth? Now it's over, it's stained my uncle's pants."

A beautiful woman on the side hurriedly came over to apologize, and pulled the little fat man away.

"I'm sorry, children are not sensible."

"It's okay, just wipe it off." Although he was skeptical, but he was a child after all, and Luo Xun couldn't do anything to him.

But although the little fat man was dragged away, the others surrounded him again, and began to greet Luo Xun in a hurry, calling his cousin one by one.

I don't know, I thought Luo Xun was popular with children.

Until one of the little boys with a lollipop in his mouth suddenly asked Luo Xun: "Uncle cousin, I heard that you grew up in an orphanage without your parents wanting you. Is it true?"

"..."

Luo Xun suddenly froze, not knowing how to answer.

The so-called innocence of children's words, he can't possibly care about children, right?

Until another child also asked him: "I heard that the children in the orphanage rely on robbery for food and steal things. Is it true? Uncle, have you ever stolen?"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the whole room fell.

There is no lack of sarcasm and contemptuous eyes looking down on him from above.

It was only then that Luo Xun realized that there was no childish nonsense in the world, only little devils in the skin of human cubs.

They may have been instigated, or they may be born bad.

Luo Xun leaned against Yan Chuchen's arms, and any emotional changes could not escape the detection of the ghost behind him. The dark energy became more and more intense, and it was about to spread.

Luo Xun hurriedly patted her husband's hand.

"fine."

Then he smiled at a few 'naive' children, "The orphanage not only grabs food, but also gnaws on other children's meat when they are very hungry in the middle of the night."

"Once when I woke up in the middle of the night, I saw a child was eating another child's face, biting it down, gnawing it to pieces, and blood flying everywhere."

“A misbehaving child deliberately vomited yogurt on the volunteer elder brother. He was hung up and beaten that night. There was no good meat all over his body, and his buttocks were burned with a red-hot iron.”

"The tender skin is cooked instantly, exuding a strong meaty aroma."

"Children who are very hungry will not be able to resist tearing and eating."

Luo Xun's face was ferocious, he looked at the children like a pervert, and his voice gradually became colder, "There are too many children, the headmaster can't manage them, and when they find out, they will all be eaten to the bone."

"But he is still alive, like a skeleton without meat, and he can still see the internal organs in his stomach moving."

"Later, it was not saved and buried in the yard. By the way, I warned those misbehaving children that if they do bad things, they will be eaten."

"..."

"……Wow--"

One of them was frightened and cried, turned around and rushed into his mother's arms, crying loudly.

The remaining few didn't cry at first, but they were quickly infected, and all kinds of crying rushed into the arms of their parents.

The hall of the Yan family suddenly burst into wailing.

Someone muttered: "Why do adults bully children? It's just a joke."

Before Yan Chuchen could speak, Yan Chulan said, "You said it was a joke, and my sister-in-law was just joking, so why do you take it seriously?"

"..."

The man dared not speak any more.

Yan Chuchen said again: "I'm very surprised, a good child, why would he suddenly say such unpleasant words? But someone deliberately instigated it?"

"Children are just ignorant, so..."

Next to him, Xu Shengan stood up to be a good person, but in the next second a bottle of yogurt rose out of thin air and splashed directly on his face.

"..."

Everyone in the hall was so quiet.

Xu Shengan was even more stunned, "I'll go, what the hell?"

However, as soon as the ghost word was uttered, there was a 'slap', and an invisible slap slapped Xu Sheng'an's face heavily, knocking his head sideways, his teeth smashed his mouth, and bright red flowed out from the corners of his mouth.

"Teach bad children, beast."

An ethereal, distant female voice resounded out of thin air, followed by another slap in the face of Xu Shengan.

"..."

"..."

"..."

The child stopped crying, and the adults held their breath, all looking at Xu Shengan in horror.

"Old lady? Or... sister-in-law?" Someone tremblingly murmured, especially harsh in the quiet hall where needles could be heard falling.

The crowd was quiet for a while, and I don't know who started it. They all bowed to the void, muttering in their mouths: I'm sorry, I offended, and I will discipline the children well in the future.

"I still have something to do at home, so I'll leave first, and you guys talk slowly."

"I have something to do at home, too."

"The company is in a hurry, so don't bother."

"I have something to do too."

"Ah, my mother-in-law was in a car accident, I have to go there quickly."

With the person at the beginning, a whole room of relatives found excuses to escape.

In less than 3 minutes, only Yan Chuchen, Luo Xun, Yan Chulan, and Xu Shengan's family who lived in the old house were left in the hall.

The old man was also terrified, he kept bowing towards the void, and muttered: "It doesn't matter if you are Shushu or Xiaonian, if you have anything to do, just dream about it, don't scare the child like this."

"Tomorrow, no, I will burn paper for you later, burn a lot of paper, don't scare me like this."

"I beg you."

Xu Shengan looked around in bewilderment, clutching his painfully beaten face, he didn't believe in ghosts and gods, he just felt that someone had plotted against him.

But who has this ability?

And the voice just now did not belong to any of the relatives at all.

Could it really be Yan Chuchen's mother and grandma?

It doesn't count if you die, but the soul still stays with the two brothers, protecting them at any time?

No wonder Yan Chuchen didn't die back then, the assistant obviously gave him medicine and watched the car fall into the valley with his own eyes, but he still climbed up alive.

Yan Chulan, who had been in a coma in the hospital for several years, also woke up suddenly, and her temperament changed drastically, and she suddenly had the ability to be on her own.

Even the doctor said that he couldn't wake up, and he could only be a useless person for the rest of his life.

He has always been puzzled by the process, so he was protected by two dead women?

Heh, he is not afraid of being alive, but is he afraid of two dead people?

He will go to the Taoist priest tomorrow to take them in, no, he must beat them to death, so that they can no longer protect the two brothers Yan Chuchen.

The Yan family belongs to him.

……

"If you do too many bad things, you will always encounter ghosts. Pray carefully that you don't have nightmares at night. I heard that evil spirits love to eat the hearts of dirty people." Standing up, Yan Chuchen protected Luo Xun and prepared to leave.

Yan Chulan followed closely behind.

Before getting in the car, Luo Xun looked back, and saw Ouyang Nuan making a face at Xu Shengan, with a festering face, blowing Yin Qi on Xu Shengan's neck vigorously.

Luo Xun: "..."

How naughty, a thousand-year-old old man.

After waving calmly, Ouyang Nuan followed and floated into the car.

Yan Chulan drove the car by herself, and there were no outsiders. She immediately took human form, turned her head 360 degrees, faced Luo Xun in the back seat, and began to describe her recent discoveries.

Xu Sheng'an was beaten, and his neck was cold. Because he hated Yan Chuchen, he followed Luo Xun and the others as they got into the car.

Coincidentally, he happened to see the woman who suddenly appeared on the co-pilot.

The long-haired cloak couldn't see his face clearly, but his head turned 360 degrees, and he seemed to open his mouth to Luo Xun in the back seat.

"...Mom——"

The car had gone away, and a howl sounded from the old house of the Yan family.

……

I don't know if it's because of thinking day by day or dreaming at night, or because of Ouyang Nuan's troubles, anyway, from that night on, including old man Yan, Xu Sheng'an and his son, and those who slandered Luo Xun, they all started having nightmares.

The nightmare was extremely real, and the hideous ghost followed them with its bloody mouth open, unable to wake up no matter what.

There are often misty female voices in my ears: Come and accompany me~~Come on~~Come on~~~

Especially Xu Sheng'an, who always dreamed of female ghosts haunting him, and often felt ghosts blowing in his ears.

Before he could find a Taoist priest to cast down ghosts, he was already tortured until he was pale and emaciated.

Although the rest of the people were not as serious as Xu Sheng'an, they also started to have bad luck one after another.

Getting hit by things when going out, eating at home with broken teeth, eating fish sticks, falling on the ground when walking, eating fruit and finding fat bugs that were half bitten and still wriggling.

Some slept in the middle of the night and the bed collapsed, and even half of their shit got stuck in the toilet.

It is unbelievably counterfeit and bad luck.

Only one person was safe, and that was the little cousin who gave Luo Xun stomach medicine that night.

What's not clear about this?

They maintained their high status and looked down on Luo Xun who had been left out. They had slandered him to some extent, and secretly looked down on him in their hearts.

No, it was such a retribution.

It seems that I should be more honest in the future, and stop provoking Yan Chuchen and Luo Xun.

Anyway, the heirs don't have their turn, so there's no need to fight against others.

Two days later, I heard that Mr. Yan went to the Taoist temple and invited Taoist priests to exorcise the evil spirits. Unfortunately, the Taoist priests were invited, but the evil spirits were not found.

That's right, the Yan family's old house has excellent geomantic omen, so what's wrong with it?

As for having nightmares?

The Taoist priests couldn't see what was going on, and they were so entangled that they couldn't help it, so they gave them two yang talismans, and asked them to spend more time in the sun and less offence.

What is tongue?

Just don't quarrel with people for no reason, gossip behind people's backs.

The three generations of grandparents and grandchildren's faces turned green and pale.

And when Luo Xun heard the news, he and Yan Chuchen were absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon in the courtyard of the villa. He lay on his husband's lap and muttered softly.

"Especially Xu Sheng'an, who actually instigated children to humiliate me, he deserves it."

It doesn't matter if you say he is stingy or selfish, those people look down on him more or less, and some of them scold him secretly.

Hmph, it deserves to be unlucky.

Simply heartwarming.

Yan Chuchen didn't reply, but just rubbed his head in his arms.

For some reason, he has always had a feeling that the storm is about to come. The national teacher came back, but it is said that he didn't find what he wanted, and even suffered a little injury.

Of course not serious, still alive and kicking.

So what's next for him?

Continue to test yourself?

Or continue to play Luo Xun's idea?

The heart seal hasn't been found yet, everything is tied up, and Luo Xun has no power to protect himself, so Ruuo really confronts the national teacher over his identity.

Can he really protect Luo Xun?

In fact, although the body of pure yin is hard to find, the national teacher does not have to, and that person...

What he was most afraid of was that he had troubled the little guy.

Luo Xun also felt Yan Chuchen's emotions, and was about to say something to comfort him, when the phone beside him suddenly rang, and when he picked it up, it turned out to be Ke Shaobin.

"Hey?"

"Xiao Xun, my new movie theater opens tomorrow night, and I got a lot of tickets, do you want to come together?"

"Watching a movie? Do you want to take Miss Ouyang?"

Ke Shaobin on the other side of the phone smiled, "Yes, I left it for you and Mr. Yan, do you want to go together? You can eat popcorn and Coke as you like."

Luo Xun didn't agree directly, but looked up at Yan Chuchen.

Yan Chuchen naturally had no objection, "As long as you like it."

"Then go," Luo Xun smiled, super happy, "Is there any movie I can choose?"

Watching movies with ghosts is super exciting.

……

When they met the next night, Ke Shaobin also brought news about the national teacher to Luo Xun.

"My aunt and the others have all moved away, and the servants have also left one after another, but I have neighbors I know who have heard that they are in a bad mood these days and shut themselves in the house as soon as they come home. The sound of smashing."

"loose the temper?"

Luo Xun looked at Yan Chuchen, and signaled with his eyes: Did he lose his temper because he didn't find the elixir?

Yan Chuchen hooked the corners of his lips, and rubbed Luo Xun's head: If he can't find it, let him be angry.

"Yes, there are more."

Ke Shaobin added: "Isn't he pretending to be my uncle? My aunt moved out with her children in the name of divorcing him, and used her relationship to hand over the company to Ke Shaoming."

"But my aunt didn't dare to transfer all the cash in her name, because she was afraid of being discovered by bad things, so she only dared to take half of it."

Although it is said that there will never be much cash in a businessman's account, it is definitely not a lot.

Even if it is only half, it is not a small amount.

"The man he brought seems to be looking for jade recently, and he also said he wants antique jade, so ask around."

"Jade?"

Could it be Yan Chuchen's heart seal?

People who practice Taoism know that only jade and some special metals can carry souls or other things, gold and silver are not acceptable.

Although Yan Chuchen knew that his imprint was not there, he didn't know what it looked like, nor did he know what it was and what it was made of.

Will it be a piece of jade?

What is a heart seal?

When refining the ghost king, the first mouthful of blood that was spit out when the first wooden nail was driven into the heart contained the last breath of life of the person being refined.

Refining it with secret methods, and finally enclosing it in some dead thing that can carry it is the heart seal.

After the ghost king is successfully refined, it can be used as a weapon to control the ghost king.

The ghost king can sense his last breath of anger, and instinctively wants to take it back, and he will also obey the instructions of the person holding the heart seal.

But it is also the Achilles heel of the Ghost King.

When the heart seal is broken, the ghost king will also dissipate.

This is also the last guarantee that the refiner gives himself, just like the repairer of the ancient tomb will leave a way out for himself, if the ghost king gets violent and out of control, crushing the heart seal can erase everything.

Of course, this is only a weakness that the ghost kings who have been refined will have.

Those who cultivated into ghost kings with their own abilities would not leave such a handle.

For example, Ouyang Nuan.

Although it seems that she is not as powerful as Yan Chuchen, she will definitely die if she fights alone.

But if it is against the Imperial Master, if the opponent has Yan Chuchen's heart seal in his hand, he can be killed with just one move.

But to deal with Ouyang Nuan, one must rely entirely on strength.

Although I don't know why the national teacher lost such an important thing back then, it must not fall into his hands now.

It's just that I don't know where it will be left in the past thousand years.

……