Scholar has special ghost skills

The morning sun shines through the glass windows on the floor, and a bird flaps its wings and flies over, and stops on the window rail, chirping and chirping.

Waking up the sleeping Cheng Zhiliu, he blinked his eyes and looked at the ceiling, unexpectedly dreaming of the time when he first met Bai Mingli.

Then as soon as he sat up, a certain private part was involved, and he lay back on the sofa again with a tingling pain, and he got up half-deadly, while stretching out his hands to knead the excruciatingly sore waist.

Two days ago, Bai, the estrous beast, and Mingli hadn't arrived at his house, so they couldn't wait to park the car on the side of the road, and started having sex in the car.

Such a narrow space, unlocking various poses, almost killed him at that time!And is that the physical strength a person should have?What a beast!The tiger is out!The flying dragon enters the cave!

And every time that man saw him, it was as if he had never done it in his life. When he shot him, his eyes glowed green.As a result, not only is his waist different from his own, but even when Chrysanthemum goes to the toilet, it hurts like hell.

"Ding dong~"

At this time, the screen of the mobile phone lit up, and it was the culprit who harmed me who sent me WeChat: How are you feeling today?Remember to keep applying the medicine.

Cheng Zhiliu glanced at it and hummed, went to find the ointment under the pillow, took off the cap, pulled off his pants, squeezed out the ointment, applied the ointment there, and complained, "Hiss...don't think about yourself Donkey size, there is no one in Europe or the United States that can compare to yours."

"Dong dong dong." He Yun knocked on the door lightly, "Cheng Zhiliu, are you up yet? Come out and have breakfast."

"Okay~ wait." After applying the medicine, he pulled up his trousers, supported his waist, and walked slowly to open the door.

I saw He Yunqing standing at the door, wearing the only long-sleeved white shirt in his closet, probably because of the hot weather, his hair was tied up in a high bun, and the front button was unbuttoned, revealing his slender, long-sleeved shirt. fair neck.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but his family's patriarch's wife seems to have exuded an indescribable charm since that night.

But as the two parties involved, they seemed a little embarrassed.But speaking of it, it was a bit embarrassing for the two of them to do such an intimate thing without expressing their feelings to each other.

So when the two met each other in the past two days, they hurriedly looked away, their faces were as red as monkey butts, and his house was so small, [-]% of them could see their blushing faces almost every day.

If it wasn't for laughing out loud that it would hurt Chrysanthemum, [-]% of them would have to slap the table and laugh wildly.

Is this pure love?It really is a living antique from 300 years ago, and high school students these days are not as pure as them.

"You, are you better?" He Yunqing asked involuntarily as he looked at his strange expression, he didn't know what he was thinking, he wanted to laugh but tried his best to hold back the pain.

"Ah?" Cheng Zhiliu came back to his senses, and immediately grinned in pain and leaned forward, "Oh, help me."

He Yunqing supported him and walked slowly towards the dining table, hesitantly asked, "Are you... in pain?"

"It hurts to death." Cheng Zhiliu said without any scruples, "But it's still fun to do it."

"Who...who asked you this!" He Yunqing's face turned red.

"Tsk tsk tsk, aren't you just curious when you tell me this~" Cheng Zhiliu couldn't help teasing him, and leaned into his ear and said, "Do you want me to show you something good to watch and emulate when I have time? Master?"

"..." After hearing his words, He Yunqing pushed him violently as if frightened.

"Hiss~" Cheng Zhiliu, who sat on the ground with his buttocks, was so painful that tears came from the corners of his eyes, and he finally knew what it meant to be self-inflicted.

"Ah, are you okay!" He Yunqing came to his senses, hurriedly helped him to sit in front of the table, his face was also hot, and he said, "Don't make fun of me and Yan Junyi anymore!"

Cheng Zhiliu covered his buttocks, took a deep breath and said, "You two have done it, why are you still so shy?"

"...who did it to him!" He Yunqing blushed even more, and anxiously argued, "He...he just helped me that day."

"That's right." Cheng Zhiliu folded his hands, held his chin and asked curiously, "You said Patriarch is really powerful, how could he bear it?"

"..." For his teasing, He Yunqing was ashamed and angry, unable to speak for a moment, turned around and went to the kitchen.

Cheng Zhiliuyue spoke more vigorously, and said loudly, "Mother Patriarch, could it be that Patriarch didn't make you feel good that day?"

"Say it again!" Yan Junyi's cold voice came as a sharp long sword was pressed against his neck from behind.

"..." Cheng Zhiliu shuddered, how could he have forgotten that the patriarch was still there, and immediately slapped himself on the mouth to save his life, "Call you cheap, call you cheap, patriarch, please forgive me this time, I don't dare anymore!"

Yan Junyi had a stern face and remained unmoved.

Thinking about how He Yunqing would have been caught and poisoned if it wasn't for him, he sternly shouted, "Not only are you filthy in thinking, you are incapable of learning, you are also disrespecting your own abilities, harming others and yourself, leaving you in this world What's the use!"

Cheng Zhiliu was terrified, and cried with remorse in his heart, "Don't, don't, don't, patriarch, please don't kill me~ Disciple and grandson really know their mistakes!"

"What's the matter with you?" He Yunqing came out with white steamed buns and porridge, and was stunned when he saw this scene.

"Master Patriarch..." Cheng Zhiliuru cried when he saw the savior, "Mother Patriarch, please save me!"

"How dare you!" Yan Junyi's eyes sharpened, and his sword moved up a bit.

"Wait!" He Yun saw that he was about to cut it off, hurriedly put down the things in his hand, ran over and grabbed his wrist, "Yan Junyi, take off the sword first and then talk."

Cheng Zhiliu burst into tears, "Yes, Patriarch, swords have no eyes!"

"If I don't teach you some lessons, disaster will happen sooner or later!" Yan Junyi still didn't move away and scolded.

He Yunqing was afraid that he was really going to hurt someone, so he had no choice but to say, "He is your grandson, what is wrong with him, as his patriarch, you should teach him to correct it."

Yan Junyi stared at Cheng Zhiliu for a while, and Fang moved his sword away with a "hum".

Cheng Zhiliu was finally saved, his body paralyzed and he let out a sigh of relief.

When He Yunqing found that he was still holding Yan Junyi's hand, his face became hot, and he quickly let go, "...Then let's have breakfast."

The three sat at the dining table, facing the two blushing and buried their heads in hard work, Cheng Zhiliu couldn't help but said, "By the way, Patriarch, do you know what the evil spirit was that day?"

Yan Junyi raised his head slightly, "It has a strong ghostly aura, and it can enter the womb of a living person to become a fetus and be reborn. If it takes a few more years, I'm afraid it will become a serious disaster!"

"That's right, that's right." Cheng Zhiliu nodded, admiring him very much in his heart. Unexpectedly, the patriarch would know all about it just by fighting with evil spirits. It is considered a big family, but the young master of the family was weak and sickly during his lifetime. He did not see the sun and had no one to communicate with him all day long. As a result, his personality became more and more gloomy. After he died, he was full of resentment. In order to stay in the world, he borrowed the belly of a living woman every three years. This time it captured the mayor's lover first, but it didn't know that the mayor's lover had multiple abortions, and the womb could no longer make him form, so it arrested the patriarch's wife again, because it couldn't wait for three years, and it was still alive Speeding up time inside the barrier, fortunately, you arrived in time, Patriarch, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable."

He Yunqing was terrified when he heard it, and he was very grateful that Yan Junyi came to save him, and then said, "Actually, I am a man, so it shouldn't be able to do anything to me..."

"Mother Patriarch, that's not necessarily the case." Cheng Zhiliu shook his hand and said, "If that evil ghost forcibly enters your belly, it's not impossible to suck your yang energy for nourishment."

"It's not you who pulled him away!" Mentioning this time again, Yan Junyi squinted his eyes and slapped the table, clenching his hands into fists.

If I am one step later...

Cheng Zhiliu shrank into a tortoise in an instant, why did he seek death to talk about this matter...

"That..." He Yunqing opened his mouth and said, "Cheng Zhiliu probably has good intentions, not to mention he is only in his twenties, you should encourage him to make progress. After all, not everyone is like you so powerful."

"..." Yan Junyi was taken aback, as if he was praised by him, showing a little embarrassment, but then his face changed, and he immediately turned to Cheng Zhiliu, "Cheng Zhiliu, since you have inherited my Taoism, you need to learn Taoism well! Don't act recklessly before this!"

"Yes, the apprentice and grandson promise not to dare." Cheng Zhiliu hurriedly said.It's just why he suddenly had the illusion that they are a family of three...

Yan Junyi continued, "Well, from tomorrow onwards, you should practice your Dao Talisman first!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Nodding at this time is correct, Cheng Zhiliu repeatedly assured, "I will definitely practice well, and I won't embarrass you!"

"Dinglingling..." At this moment, the phone rang, and it was Bai Mingli calling.

After the intense lesson in the car that day, Cheng Zhiliu dared not answer his phone.As soon as he pressed the answer button, Bai Mingli's voice came over, "Are you up?"

"I'm having breakfast." Cheng Zhiliu grabbed another steamed bun and said.

Bai Mingli said, "You guys will come to the hospital for an examination later, I've made an appointment for you."

"Oh~ good~ bye." Chengzhi responded with six or three words and hung up the phone without further words.

He Yunqing vaguely heard a voice just now and asked, "But Doctor Bai?"

In fact, he still finds it hard to believe that there is such a magical thing in the world, no matter how far the other party is from him, as long as he dials a number on it, he can hear the other party's voice.

"Isn't it him~" Cheng Zhiliu said, "Mother Patriarch, don't be so polite to him, just call him Bai Mingli."

He Yunqing always respected the doctors who saved lives and healed the wounded, and shook his head, "How can that be done!"

Cheng Zhiliu had no choice but to let him go, and said, "By the way, he opened the back door for us to go to the hospital for an examination after eating~"