Scholar has special ghost skills

"Senior, I like you." Cheng Zhiliu clenched his slightly sweaty palms, with a bright smile on his face.

The senior who was walking beside him jumped away instantly, as if he was a bacteria, and looked at him with disgust, "It's disgusting, so you are gay?"

At that moment, Cheng Zhiliu's heart was as cold as falling into an ice cellar, he tried his best to smile, "Hahaha, you were deceived by me."

"Six of success!" The senior feigned anger, and raised his fist as if to hit him, "I almost surprised you."

"Haha, I know I was wrong." Cheng Zhiliu covered his head, making himself laugh louder.

"I knew you were unreliable, but I didn't expect you to make this kind of joke!" The senior stared at his pretty face, and put down his hands with a soft snort, "If you were a woman, I would chase after you."

"..." Cheng Zhiliu smiled wryly, coincidentally, he is not a woman.

"Li Jian." At this moment, a clear and pleasant female voice came.

Cheng Zhiliu looked at the senior, his eyes lit up, "Isn't this the school belle? What do you want from me?"

Xiaohua wore a snow-white dress and came with a scent, showing a playful expression, "My brother's birthday is next month, and you don't have class in the afternoon, can you accompany me to choose a gift."

"Of course!" Li Jian agreed without hesitation.

The smile on Cheng Zhiliu's face slowly froze. Although it is the 22nd century, when the same-sex marriage law is legalized, it is still a beautiful picture for handsome men and beautiful women to be together.

At this moment, he couldn't stay any longer, "Senior, I have to leave beforehand."

"Oh, goodbye." The senior waved his hand without even turning his head.

Cheng Zhiliu controlled his expression and left the school. When he walked to a building, he leaned his head against the wall.

A transparent white soul sprang out from behind him, and laughed, "keke~ It seems that your confession failed."

"None of your business!" Cheng Zhiliu replied angrily, "Hurry up and reincarnate for me."

"Who made me die in a car accident before I met my true love." You can vaguely see that the soul is a man, "but it's okay, I can still meet you after death, your face is too good for my taste."

Under his interference, Cheng Zhiliu had no time to be sad, "I'm sorry, you are too ugly, and people and ghosts go their own ways, give up!"

The ghost didn't mind either, and continued to smile, "keke~ I'm not here to fall in love with you, just let me see how you defend yourself, and I'm satisfied."

"I'm a pervert, I still have this wish after I'm dead." Cheng Zhiliu didn't bother to talk to him, walked out of the sun, and was rejected by his senior who had a crush on him for a year. He didn't want to continue to be listened to by the pervert who only haunted him for a while. .

Back in the rented house, Master didn't know where he was, so he took out the only food at home - instant noodles.

Soak it in boiling water and start eating it.

In fact, I like boys because I lived with my master since I was a child, no matter which city I went to live in, there would always be a portrait of the patriarch and a scholar hanging in my house.

When I was young, I was curious, so I asked Master about the relationship between the two of them. Master replied meaningfully, "The relationship between the two of them is beyond the relationship between life and death."

He didn't understand it at the beginning, but later in the process of growing up, he had already figured it out ignorantly, and in addition to respect, he was also a little more envious.

"Ding Dong." Just after eating instant noodles and washing hands, the doorbell rang.

"...Master, did you forget the key?" Cheng Zhiliu opened the door while talking.

It was the courier brother who handed over a box, "Your courier."

"Mine?" Cheng Zhiliu took it in doubt, his name was indeed written on it, but he had no memory of buying anything on xbao.

After closing the door, he cut the sticker with a knife, and the figure of a pink stick came into view!

"..." When did he buy such an empty thing!

Thinking of his master who was in his seventies and eighties and still picking up girls, he complained weakly, "You actually bought this kind of guy under my name, really!"

But he was really curious, Cheng Zhiliu simply sat on the bed and opened the carton, he was amazed when he took it out, at least it looked like an arm, "Isn't it dead?"

After touching it, it still feels real, "It's amazing..."

Staring at the simulated lines on it, I couldn't help swallowing saliva subconsciously, but immediately realized what it was, and quickly threw it aside and lay down, "Haha... Do I want to poke my own chrysanthemum after I'm broken in love? It's really bad a feeling of."

only……

Cheng Zhiliu got up again, took it in his hand and turned on the switch, it actually vibrated, and saw something like a hook on the top, and complained, "I'm going, what is this? This is a simulation model Is it an imitation of animals?"

"Really cool?"

In view of maintaining a curious and learning attitude towards things and things, Cheng Zhiliu decided to give it a try after researching!

After preparing the work in advance, it took almost a bottle of shower gel to put it in with great difficulty.

"Ahh! What does it feel like..." Cheng Zhiliu trembled, that feeling was really... too amazing!

Just as he was feeling refreshed, a white soul floated in the sky, "Hey hey hey, finally let me see such a beautiful scenery, I really have no regrets in dying."

"Damn...it's you pervert, ah~" Cheng Zhiliu was a little shocked when he saw it, and hurried to turn it off!

But it didn't stop!

"What did you do!" Cheng Zhiliu shouted with his face flushed, and the feeling became more and more intense as he bent his body.

"Keke~ This body is really~" The ghost floated happily above him.

Cheng Zhiliu didn't have a habit of doing it in front of it, so he hurriedly pulled it out, but the pain caused his eyes to pop out.

"No way?!" He turned pale and tried again, but he still couldn't get it out!

And the ghost slowly faded away, "Okay, my wish has been granted...then I wish you good luck~keke~"

"..." Cheng Zhiliu watched it leave, and it left contentedly!It hasn't come out yet!

After a few hours of psychological struggle, in order not to let himself die, Cheng Zhiliu was fully armed and went to a nearby hospital for emergency treatment in the middle of the night when there were few people.

"What do you want to register?" The nurse in the registration room asked.

No matter how thick-skinned Cheng Zhiliu is, it's a little hard to say, "That chrysanthemum..."

Fortunately, the other party seemed to understand, "Turn left to the one at the end."

"Okay, thank you." Cheng Zhiliu ran away in a hurry.

As soon as I entered the door, I smelled the smell of stinky tofu, and the doctor on duty was sweating profusely while eating.

Sixth, "..."

"Haha, I'm hungry on duty, don't suggest it." Seeing a patient come in, the doctor on duty cleaned up quickly, "Sit down...what's the matter?"

Unable to sit down, Cheng Zhiliu said, "That..."

"Oh~" The doctor on duty expressed understanding, "Then lie down on the bed and I'll show you."

"...Okay." Cheng Zhiliu exhaled, lay down on the hospital bed, and was nervously preparing for the baptism of being ruthlessly ridiculed.

"Wait a minute, I'll go to the toilet and ask another doctor to show you." The doctor on duty frowned, covered his stomach and said, "Wait a minute, I'll go to the toilet and ask another doctor to show you."

Said the next sentence and ran out.

Sixth, "..."

As soon as the doctor on duty ran out, he bumped into Bai Mingli who was about to get off work, and quickly grabbed his hand, "Hey, Professor Bai, I suddenly have a stomachache. There is a patient in the emergency room waiting to be seen. Help me see it." Down."

Before Bai Mingli nodded, the other party hurried to the toilet.

Bai Mingli, "..."

When he came into the emergency room, he saw a pale man trembling on the hospital bed, and his well-shaped buttocks were slightly raised.

He walked over, and the man looked good, probably about the age of a college student, so he asked, "Hemorrhoids?"

"...No." Cheng Zhiliu buried his head in the pillow and said in a muffled voice.

Bai Mingli followed the procedure and said, "Take off your pants."

"...Okay." Cheng Zhiliu took off tremblingly.

Bai Mingli, "..."

Cheng Zhiliu laughed awkwardly, "Haha, because I have no experience for the first time...so I can't get it out."

"Oh, you have courage." Bai Mingli raised the corners of his lips and put on disposable gloves, "I need to poke in and take it out, bear with it."

"What?" Cheng Zhiliu was startled, "But... how to get in."

Bai Mingli glanced at that part, "Then how did you get in?"

Cheng Zhiliu was terrified, "But... it's impossible to go in again!"

"Don't worry, I'm a professional." Bai Mingli leaned over and whispered in his ear.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The screaming lasted for 5 minutes, and Cheng Zhiliu lay on the hospital bed with snot and tears, crying hoarsely, "You doctor, what's your name! I want to report you!"

Bai Mingli glanced at the shape of the things he took out, raised his eyebrows at him, "I will accompany you at any time."

"...!" Cheng Zhiliu glared at him!

Bai Mingli still thought it was cute, so he moved his face closer and looked at each other, "Bai Mingli, 31 years old, are you interested in getting to know each other?"