Everybody wants to be my leg pendant

As soon as the local tyrant said this, the entire live broadcast room was shocked by this shameless operation.

Mengli Jialuo: "Lord, I didn't say that, these two bowls of noodles have already been eaten by your old man..."

Huasan: "Give us the remaining noodles and then you can eat two more bowls? When you say such things, local tyrants, don't your conscience hurt??"

Hell on earth: "... At this moment, I suddenly understood why a local tyrant is a local tyrant... Not only did he respond first-rate, but he also had a face..."

Time is fragile: "Hello everyone, I am the face of a local tyrant. He no longer wants me for two bowls of noodles_(:з"∠)_"

Facing the fire of many audiences, the local tyrant is still fearless. He even sent out several paid bullet screens, seriously fooling everyone:

"Are you stupid? I'm using this opportunity to seek benefits for everyone!"

"Although I said so, how can a good-looking and kind-hearted person like the anchor really only cook more for me? The final result is probably that the anchor will make two bowls for you and then two bowls for me. , then with the two bowls in front, don't we have a total of six combinations of noodles to eat!"

"So why are you blaming me? Just wait for the anchor to make a good face, and we will make a fortune together, wouldn't it be flattering? If I insist on making things clear and let the anchor know, this trick will not work. ?"

After reading the explanation of the local tyrant, some viewers actually felt that it made a lot of sense, and suddenly realized:

"Oh oh oh! So it can be done like this! The local tyrant is really a good person, in order to fight for everyone's welfare, he will not hesitate to sacrifice his reputation..."

"So the truth is like this? Local tyrants are really good people..."

"Wait, don't worry."

Seeing that the public opinion turned around, a viewer with the ID "Zi Shuci" suddenly said: "Although the local tyrant said so, I always feel that something is wrong?"

"What could be wrong?" The local tyrant asked back, "I only have one stomach, so I can't possibly eat all six bowls of noodles, right?"

"... There seems to be some truth to this sentence..."

"Could it be that the local tyrants really want to seek welfare for everyone?"

As soon as such facts were presented, the most determined audience couldn't help but start to waver. In the end, it was Shen Qingyan who spoke to end the debate.

"It's just six bowls of noodles." Shen Qingyan said very calmly: "If you want to eat, then I'll just make some more."

Then he does it.This time Shen Qingyan not only mixed noodles with scallion oil and noodles with fried sauce, but also made a few bowls of juice with soy sauce, vinegar, and sugar, and added side dishes and mixed them briefly, although the smell was not as strong as the first two mixed noodles. It is fragrant, but it tastes very fresh and refreshing.

After seeing several bowls of noodles with completely different sauce ingredients lined up on the table, the eyes of the audience looking at Shen Qingyan became extraordinarily bright.

"Wow! What did I see! There are so many sides to choose from...I love you, anchor! I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"

"The host is really a good person! Be grateful!!!"

"Seeing so many delicious food...my sense of happiness is already overflowing QAQ..."

In the messy barrage, some viewers said: "We should thank the local tyrant! If it weren't for him, how could we have such wonderful benefits..."

However, before everyone's voice fell, under the watchful eyes of everyone, everyone saw in astonishment that among the bowls of noodles that were arranged in a row, suddenly a bowl of noodles disappeared completely out of thin air!

"Fuck, what's going on?!"

Everyone didn't react for a while.

Just as the barrage of inquiries poked its head out from the live broadcast room, an even more frightening thing had already appeared—among the row of well-placed noodle bowls, another bowl of deliciously mixed noodles disappeared in vain!

Then another bowl!Another bowl!Next bowl!

In just a short moment, after being mixed by Shen Qingyan, there were only empty noodle bowls left in the row of mixed noodles!

"????"

"what's going on!?"

Just when everyone was surprised, the golden barrage exclusive to local tyrants suddenly jumped out, sending out two barrages in front of everyone:

"Didn't I just tell everyone that I only have one stomach, so it's impossible to eat all the noodles?"

"—I actually lied just now, I can :)"

The audience in the live broadcast room: ...

Tyrant, are you so shameless! ! !

囧囧 face: "There are many routines in the city, I want to go back to the countryside_(:з"∠)_"

An Zai: "You local tyrant, how can you do this! Thanks to the fact that I still believed in you just now! (Manual goodbye)"

Fragile Time: "Hello everyone, I'm the face of a local tyrant, I just found out that I actually have two layers :)"

Zi Shuci, who just raised the question, was even more regretful.

Zi Shuci: "...I, I clearly felt that something was wrong just now... To be honest, local tyrant, are you from a gluttonous background..."

"No, I'm not a glutton."

The local tyrant actually answered this question, and he said to everyone very modestly: "I can achieve such an effect, in fact, it is only because of my relatively advanced mana."

...Go to hell with your mana! !

The audience who were ruthlessly fooled by the local tyrant were outraged!

Mojia Yexue: "Let's raise funds together, and let the local tyrants get rid of the status of super fans! I feel that I can't bear it anymore (#`O')"

"Fundraising! Fundraising!"

"Hit him! Hit him!"

The voices of the crowd in the live broadcast room rang together for a while.

In an instant, the local tyrant became the public enemy of the whole people and the target of public criticism. Seeing that the pill would be taken in the next moment, at this moment, a pleasant notification sound suddenly sounded in Shen Qingyan's live broadcast room:

"A local tyrant who kept his name hidden spent a lot of money and sprinkled a rain of red envelopes in the live broadcast room of the anchor Shen Qingyan! The number of places is limited, everyone come and get it!"

Then there really was a special effect like red envelopes falling from the sky appeared in front of everyone's eyes, and even in front of Shen Qingyan, there were a lot of red envelopes falling down like fallen leaves.He subconsciously reached out and touched it, and got this prompt:

"I'm very sorry, the anchor is not eligible to receive the red envelopes in the live broadcast room, please work hard to live broadcast, earn more rewards, and get more points through formal channels!"

Shen Qingyan: ...

Since the anchor is not eligible to receive red envelopes, what kind of red envelope special effects does your platform give the anchor?

Wronged QAQ!

In desperation, Shen Qingyan could only stand under the rain of red envelopes that were flooding the sky but could not receive them, and watched the audience in his live broadcast room try his luck in the live broadcast.

"Damn it! 1000 points! This red envelope from the local tyrant is so big!"

"Mom, I got 2000... wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

"——500! Yes, yes! Thank you boss for sending out red envelopes!"

"800!" "600!" "1500!"

In a blink of an eye, the screen full of barrages against local tyrants changed to something like this:

"Thank you local tyrant!"

"Grateful, I never thought that I would be able to embrace the thigh of a local tyrant one day~"

"The thighs of local tyrants are so thick and big (*/ω＼*)"

"Lord Daddy, are you still missing something! You see, we all have one nose and two eyes, maybe we were one family 500 years ago!"

Like Shen Qingyan, who was unable to receive the red envelope and could only stay out of it, the system looked at the scene in front of him, and suddenly said with emotion:

"Money is really the most magical thing in this world!"

Just as Shen Qingyan was about to nod, he heard the system say again: "Why can't the customer service system receive red envelopes? This is professional discrimination! Although I am a customer service system, it is true, but I also want to get rich overnight and become a magical customer service System!"

One person, one system stood desolately among the red envelopes that could not be claimed all over the sky, watching the audience in the live broadcast room one after another with complicated emotions, so that when they heard a sudden commotion outside, Shen Qingyan felt a sense of relief a feeling of.

Finally, I don't have to watch these red envelopes being collected!

Thinking of this, Shen Qingyan pushed open the kitchen door almost gratefully.

"What's the matter? Is something wrong?"

While asking, Shen Qingyan subconsciously scanned the small shop with his eyes, and soon, his eyes were fixed on the door of the small shop.

There, a few people who looked like city guards of Guangping City were standing solemnly. They stayed cautiously out of the attack range of the puppets at the door, and were confronting Hong Wenming at a distance.

"Senior Brother Shen! You finally came out of the kitchen!"

Hong Wenming's expression was originally tense, but the moment he saw Shen Qingyan, he was greatly relieved.Immediately afterwards, with a bit of grievance, he pointed to the human guards outside and said, "Senior Brother Shen, these people said that they came from the City Lord's Mansion of Guangping City, and they want us to come here within three days. Move this shop out immediately!"

move away?

Shen Qingyan frowned slightly.

He stepped forward to replace Hong Wenming, stood at the door of the small shop, bowed his hands to the group of city guards, and asked politely: "Since the city lord's mansion wants us to move, I don't know which law of Guangping City my shop violated?" example?"

"Your small shop has not violated any laws, but this shop must be moved."

A man who looked like a leader of the group of city guards said that although his tone was polite, it carried a sense of unresistable.

"Why? Why?" Shen Qingyan frowned even tighter: "Since my store has not violated any regulations, why do you want me to move out? Even if you are from the city lord's mansion, you can't do this without proof. According to evidence, empty teeth and let people relocate, right?"

The city guard leader heard this, looked around and saw no one around, and then said to Shen Qingyan via voice transmission: "The east of the city is rich and the west is chaotic, the south is quiet and the north is expensive, you know this sentence even if you want to come to the store. Think carefully about it." Thinking, why is Guangping City such a bustling place, but the south of the city is so quiet?"

Shen Qingyan's eyebrows twitched, thinking of a series of rumors in Guangping City, could it be...

The leader of the city guard seemed to know what Shen Qingyan was thinking, and said bluntly: "That's right, our Lord City Lord of Guangping City has more than a dozen mansions in the south of the city for rest!"

"It used to be quiet in the south of the city, but since your shop opened, the South 23rd Lane has become noisy... Especially today, the noise has almost reached its peak!"

He stared at Shen Qingyan with piercing eyes, and said righteously: "We feel that if your small shop continues to open, it will strongly affect the sleep of our city lord!"

The author has something to say: Thanks to Mojia Yexue for feeding mines~Thanks to Time Fragile for feeding mines~

Thanks to Yao Muxi, Qing Huan, Fragile Time, and the nutrient solution for annual irrigation~~