Cannon fodder first love dressed as a fake straight man

Huo Chi took the two books and threw them on Su Qing's table, coldly: "Let's have a look."

One is "Correct Guiding Anxiety to Alleviate the Pressure of Adolescence", and the other is "Don't Self-Psychological Suggestion: Correct Understanding of Your Gender".

Su Qing turned her face away, the corners of her mouth moved.

"laugh."

Huo Chi seldom saw him smile, and the anger in his heart disappeared a little bit the size of a sesame seed, "Laugh hard, don't hold back."

Su Qing had a good attitude: "I didn't laugh at you."

No wonder!

Ask who believes it.

"Do you know how the psychologist asked me? She looked at me with a loving expression, and asked me if I had other hobbies besides hiding underwear and sanitary napkins, such as wearing red high heels and wavy wigs."

The corner of Su Qing's mouth moved again, and he held back.

With a dark face, Huo Chi stated coldly: "I said I didn't, it was all a misunderstanding. After making eye contact with Gou Wang for a while, the psychological tutor told me kindly: 'Student, don't be embarrassed, I'm a professional.' .”

"cough……"

Su Qing couldn't hold back, bit his lip and quickly lowered his head, shrugging his shoulders.

"Laugh, just keep laughing." Huo Chi narrowed his eyes and lowered his brows, "The principal just came out from the next door and saw me coming in to get involved. He thought I had a serious problem, so he called me. Gave it to my dad."

"My dad is in a meeting, and everyone in the office is quietly listening to the principal's eloquent account of how I started hiding underwear and sanitary napkins in anxiety because I got 140 in the whole grade in the final exam last time. .”

Huo Chi took a deep breath: "In the end, my dad scolded me over the phone and told me not to go home. He doesn't have such a shameful son as me."

The picture is so beautiful, just think about it...

Su Qing couldn't hold it back, and manually stretched out his index finger to press the upturned corner of his mouth, his eyes curved into two shallow crescent shapes with a smile.

Huo Chi clasped his waist, pressed on the table and asked, "Are you happy to see me ashamed? Tell me, why don't you save me?"

The first half of the sentence is true, Su Qing wanted to laugh.

He dropped two pink sanitary napkins in public, how could Su Qing explain it to him.

"It was you, you insisted on giving me sanitary napkins."

"Are you still talking back?" Huo Chi moved his hand up, and Su Qing immediately didn't dare to move, and seriously argued:

"I'm not a girl. You always misunderstand. It's your fault for giving me back that kind of thing."

Huo Chi was accused of one crime by him, and he was also very wronged: "Then tell me well, I know you don't need that thing anymore, didn't you have a stomachache in the first place, I kindly found someone to buy it for you Yes, it’s good for you, secretly put it in my pocket to embarrass me.”

Su Qingkui: "I didn't do it on purpose."

Humph.

Well, well, who made me spoil you.

Huo Chi proudly: "Then you can coax me by yelling nicely."

???

"do not want!"

It's impossible for Su Qing to call Huo Chi Laogong again after he dies!

Huo Chi changed his face, and pinched Su Qing's wrist and waist stiffly with his hands and feet, "Are you shouting or not?"

——The hot one who called me brother one by one before!

"No—ah! Don't scratch me hahaha, Huo Chi hahahaha...don't let go hahaha..."

Huo Chi played tricks and scratched his itchy flesh, "Shout you or not?"

"Don't shout hahaha... just spare me hahaha..." Su Qing lay his whole body on the table, the hair rope tied behind his neck fell off, and his soft hair fell to his shoulders. She was so itchy that she was shivering, and she was about to burst into tears.

However, Huo Chi pressed one hand on his crotch and couldn't break free. Su Qing twisted his waist to dodge left and right, and he was determined not to let go even if he was out of breath.

Just when Su Qing was about to lose his hold, Huo Chi let go of him, a little disappointed, "If you don't want to call me brother so much, forget it."

Su Qing raised his neck and panted, "What did you say?"

"I say……"

Huo Chi saw that his face was smudged with rouge when he smiled, so he stopped bullying him, helped him up from the table, and muttered: "You are two months younger than me, what's wrong with calling me brother?" .”

"Oh."

Su Qing thought he wanted to call him that, but it turned out that he was thinking too much.

That's right, the male lead is a straight man, how could he let himself call him like that, it's too gay.

"Can ordinary students call me brother?"

Huo Chi was angry, "Of course! There is no one else here." Why are you pretending to me, we are best friends.

Su Qing hadn't gotten along with his classmates much, so Huo Chi believed it when he said yes, and nodded, "Then you can use your 98 wishes."

With 98 wishes held by him, Su Qing always felt that he was heavily in debt, and wanted him to use up these wishes quickly.

Huo Chi is a miserly rich man who cares about every detail, and he can't easily waste a single wish.

"No."

The two of them couldn't reach an agreement. Su Qing felt that they were just ordinary classmates, and it would be better to settle accounts with each other. But Huo Chi thought that this matter had caused great damage to his reputation, and he needed Su Qing to send him free. It takes a few coaxing to recover.

They are the best, best, best friends, what's wrong with giving yourself a few words!

Until the evening self-study, the two did not compromise for each other.

Huo Chi actually turned the page on his own a long time ago. He thought that as the older person in the relationship between the two, he should make room for the younger one.

When Su Qing went to bed, Huo Chi was leaning against the wall and flipping through a magazine. He stared at Su Qing's hand holding the pillow through the gap between the unpressed bed curtains.

"We're all in this relationship, and you're going to sleep with your feet on my head tonight?!"

Uh……

Do ordinary classmates have to sleep head to head?

Su Qing put her pillow away, turned her head quietly and told Huo Chi, "You can exchange 98 wishes with me."

You think beautifully!

Huo Chiqing coughed and put on a show: "It's fine if you don't want to, and I won't force you to do anything unpleasant."

Su Qing Wanneng said "oh", and raised his hand to cover the gap in the bed curtain tightly.

Not fooled at all.

Huo Chi: "..."

In the middle of the night, Huo Chi woke up from the heat.

In the dormitory, Xiaopang and the squad leader were also awake, Li Yidan was sweating profusely playing games with a plaster leg hanging, Song Feiyue was lying on the side of the bed like a wilted eggplant, fanning himself intermittently.

Huo Chi glanced up, a little angry, "The air conditioner is broken?"

"Brother Chi, here, I still have a fan here."

A while ago, someone was selling a low-quality small fan given out in a study lecture, but he hasn't thrown it away yet.

Huo Chi got out of bed, washed his face, and shook it randomly twice, the heat made him feel irritable all over.

There was no movement on Su Qing's side, and the bed curtain was still tightly drawn. Huo Chi was afraid that he would be suffocated inside, so he went around to the other end and opened it a little.

The moonlight was so faint that I couldn't see clearly what was going on inside.

Huo Chi reached out and touched it...

"Ok?"

He touched Su Qing's exposed soft instep.

!!!

He fell back and slept head-to-head with himself!

Huo Chi refreshed himself.

He opened all the curtains in the middle, and saw that Su Qing was sleeping restlessly, the sweat on his forehead wet his hair, sticking to his cheeks sticky, Huo Chi saw that he had pushed off the quilt halfway, and he was still too hot to sleep, so he couldn't sleep well. Consciously shook the fan in his hand.

After the cooling fan passed, Su Qing obviously felt much better in his sleep, and he no longer frowned against the pillow all the time.

Huo Chi continued fanning.

On the opposite side, class leader Li Yidan finished the game, and together with Xiaopang, he held his mobile phone screen horizontally on his chin, and looked at them with two pale and frightening heads—especially the one fanning the fan.

With one voice: "Brother Chi, you are so gay."

The author has something to say:

I strongly wish everyone Amway my cute little friend, and everyone will be happy with her! !

"Being a coquettish bag in the infinite live broadcast" by Chui Xinglu

The little snowfox Jiang Chi, who was born lucky E, transmigrated into the infinite streaming live broadcast.

Other novices will be given full luck points or S-level weapons at the beginning, Jiang Chi shook his tail: "What about me?"

System: "Congratulations to the host for getting the first ever gift package for being delicate and expensive."

Unlucky Fox: "?"

System: "This body is born with weak bones, and its fate is extremely negative. All in all, you are a good-for-nothing vase."

Just a little fright will make the eyes watery and the end of the eyes flushed.

The most frightening thing is that the little fox will uncontrollably pop out its fluffy pointed ears and big fluffy tail when it is frightened too much.

Jiang Chi: ...

There is no other way, if they want to survive, they can only rely on their fluffy talent skills-pretending to be cute.

So the audience who were gearing up and waiting to see the new player make a fool of themselves saw in front of the screen:

At the scene of the bloody murder, the little fox embraced the murderer with tears in his eyes: "Sir, I'm so scared";

Chased by all the ghosts in the school ghost story, the little fox hugged the big tail and looked for the boss: "I can't sleep, can you hug me to sleep?"

The old house that has been dusty for many years, the little fox... Before the little fox could say anything, the boss hooked his finger: "Marry me, and I will protect you."

The audience slowly split in front of the screen: "Are we really watching unlimited live broadcasts instead of big love movies?"

Jiang Chi before participating in the game: Please don't stereotype us vixen!

Jiang Chi after participating in the game: Hey, yes, I'm cute.

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Foxes are decent foxes, but ghosts are not serious ghosts.

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感谢在2022-04-0215:46:51~2022-04-0315:37:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of samael;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!