Cannon fodder first love dressed as a fake straight man

After confirming that a consensus was reached, Huo Chi no longer disturbed Su Qing's study, and started writing the argumentation questions by himself.

First, there is a goose.

This goose is very cute, its whole body is very white, of course, some places are pink, and its whole body is smooth, without even a single hair. If you look closely, it looks very good-looking...

Huo Chi raised his hand to tear the piece of paper expressionlessly, and scolded himself inwardly.

I'm not gay, I always wonder why people are fans or not, it's too impolite to my good friends, people only show me as my best friend, how can I keep thinking about it!

I am not GAY!

Huo Chi took another goose.

—and manually filled the mosaic.

[-]. He likes himself

1. He only likes himself

2. He may still be friends with others

[-]. He may not like himself that much (× Impossible!)

It needs to be demonstrated that (1.) is a true proposition and (2.) is a false proposition.

Thesis: Geese will only be nice to themselves and will reject everyone.

Proof ①: Goose must be the first time!He is so unfamiliar, he must have only seen it for himself! (I don't care if it has to be! If it doesn't, it has to be!)

Proof ②: The goose has given himself two gifts, coins and soap, but he has never given anyone else a gift! (That cup of porridge doesn’t count! I drank it and he didn’t give it away! It doesn’t count!)

Argument ③: The goose drank the water I brought him and showed a very delicious expression. He would be very happy when I got him a glass of water, which is enough to prove how much he likes himself.

Proof ④: Goose sleeps head-to-head with itself on the first night. In ancient my country, the first time has a very special meaning. The first night sharing the same bed has marriage, love, and bridal chamber in the interpersonal relationship (limited to 2 people). …(×××! What the hell, cross it out!) It has beautiful meanings such as falling in love with each other, flying together, getting married together, and living forever.

Argument ⑤: Goose dances ballet for himself in the theater. Internationally, ballet is a symbol of romance. Many dancers like to use dance to express their unspeakable deep emotions, such as confession, love, courtship...

Huo Chi wrote more and more vigorously, citing extensively from various sources, integrating ancient and modern Chinese and foreign countries, and wrote a total of 27 arguments in an eloquent manner. Finally, he finished a little, temporarily put away a small part of the remaining small arguments in his mind, and came to a conclusion:

To sum up: it can be proved that geese will only be nice to themselves and reject everyone!

Seeing the two full sheets of paper, Huo Chi was satisfied!

Yes, well-founded, well-documented, perfect.

Before the last class in the afternoon, Huo Chi saw that the windows in the back of the classroom were still open, and asked Su if it was cold.

Su Qing was not cold, and shook his head.

Huo Chi seemed a bit paranoid about getting Su Qing to speak, as long as Su Qing didn't open his mouth, he would never stop, "If it's cold, I'll give you my coat to wear."

Su Qing thought about it, and frowned slightly: "Can ordinary students borrow clothes from each other?"

"of course!"

——And we are just ordinary classmates on the surface!We are the best best friends!

Su Qing still felt a little tired and crooked, not like the distance that ordinary students should have.

"If you don't believe me, search the Internet."

Huo Chi gave Su Qing his mobile phone, and the answer was as follows:

-Of course, it shows that you are a helpful person...

- Look at the character of the other party...

-I don't think it's a big deal, I often...

Su Qing was still a little hesitant, he would never wear other people's clothes.

"just forget it."

Well, well, who let me spoil you.

Huo Chi went to close the window for him, and said considerately, "Let me know if it's colder."

Su Qing, who was not cold in the first place: "..."

In the last period of self-study, Mr. Gou was on duty, and the students in the class booed to watch a recent popular movie together.

Gou Wang, a middle-aged teacher who is diligent and frugal and never hides his private money: "But this movie costs six yuan to buy."

"No, teacher, we can crowdfund!"

"I pay fifty cents."

"I give three points!"

"Hey, let's see, has any of you bought it?" Teacher Gou knows how to use resources, "I know you all have mobile phones, who bought it? Come and scan the code to log in and play it."

Who would dare the students in this class, if the teacher suddenly turned his face and said confiscated, who would they cry to?

Teacher Gou called the roll: "Huo Chi, do you have any?"

Everyone looked back, looking expectantly at Huo Chi one by one, and Su Qing followed suit, and saw Huo Chi's fingerprints and paid six yuan for the purchase, before agreeing.

Under the eager eyes of the whole class, Huo Chi walked to the podium, raised his legs and stepped up the steps, and suddenly felt lighter in his body.

Something fell to the ground.

Huo Chi turned around——

Lighten up again.

There were two sanitary napkins lying quietly on the ground.

……pink.

Huo Chi backed away in horror: "No! This is not mine!"

All the students in Class Nine looked dull, and Mr. Gou blinked in disbelief while holding a thread.

Everyone thought of the incident that happened just a few days ago... the women's underwear incident in the 507 dormitory.

Teacher Gou put down the thread seriously, and said solemnly, "Student Huo Chi, if you have some psychological problems, the teacher will definitely do his best to help you."

"It's not mine!" Huo Chi looked at Su Qing and said loudly, "Su Qing! Explain to me quickly!"

Su Qing couldn't hear, Su Qing lowered his head.

— not me, I don't know, I can't hear.

Huo Chi glared at him.

Explain to me quickly!

Su Qing didn't look up.

Can't hear can't hear can't hear!

After several ineffective confrontations, Mr. Gou took Huo Chi to the psychological consultation room with a serious expression.

As soon as they left, the students in the class laughed at the frying pan.

Infected by the atmosphere, Su Qing silently curled the corner of his mouth.

It was rare to see Huo Chi deflated.

He didn't do it on purpose either, he didn't expect Huo Chi to fall out in public.

Huo Chi didn't come back until the movie was almost over after class, probably...he had a serious psychological problem.

Su Qing didn't want to have dinner, so he packed up his things and prepared to go out after watching the movie.

A hand came in from outside the door, grabbing Su Qing violently and cornering him against the wall.

"what!"

Huo Chi clasped his hands with one hand and raised them up to the top of his head, and pressed his waist with the other hand. While the hostility between his brows and eyes hadn't faded, there was still a bit of ruffian indecency. He approached Su Qing, standing tall The tip of the nose almost touched Su Qing, "Is it revenge on me?"

Su Qing was taken aback. He was ticklish and didn't dare to move around. He was weak and justified: "No."

"You won't save me even if I tell you, huh?"

"...I didn't, I didn't hear..." Su Qing's eyes wandered, lacking confidence.

Huo Chi sneered, still suppressing the pressure in his body, he said dangerously: "You still owe me two voices plus 98 wishes, let me think about it... let me ask you to shout something today, please listen."

His palms were very hot, Su Qing's thin clothes couldn't stop the scalding heat, the itchy flesh on his waist was especially afraid of being scratched, he was so stiff that he didn't dare to move around, there was no way to hide, the corners of his eyes were red.

"Huo Chi, don't touch me, I'm itchy..."

Huo Chi's hand on his waist moved upwards intentionally and increased the strength, slightly tilted his head close to Su Qing's ear, imitating his tune:

"What did you say? Me too, no, hear, see~"

The author has something to say:

The dog’s heart: woo woo, I really want to hear him calling me old Gong~

Dog appearance: I am not gay!