Enemy proton must be pregnant with the cub of the regent

Xie Yan had his jaw pinched and took a few sips, the tears in the corners of his eyes could not be shed.

Pei Jun smiled and tricked him into drinking the medicine, first he gave him one tael per bowl, and later he gave him one tael per sip.He came out of the mansion today to inquire about his crimes. He didn't bring any money, so he paid for it with the pearls adorned on the sachet around his waist.

Pei Jun watched him count the beads on the sachet with his fingers, and smiled leisurely: "Have you counted clearly?"

Xie Yan shook his head, and blamed him for talking loudly, disrupting his rhythm.

There are more than a dozen beads in total, what is there to count?

Pei Jun Zhiyi looked at his side face, he was thin and fair, he didn't know how he had been raised all these years, he was not as good as when he was a child.Speaking of childhood, I remembered the time when he knocked his head off and pretended to have amnesia.

The young Xie Yan was a fine individual, he acted well in everything, without any flaws, even the queen was deceived by him.

"Xie Yan, are you still afraid of suffering? Back then in the lonely palace, I lied to the orphan and lost his memory. In order to act like it, I gave needles three times a day. After dozens of needle holes were pierced, I didn't even cry out. Daily medicine, one bowl is bitterer than the next... I feel terrified when I smell it alone."

Pei Jun looked down and saw his bare feet pattering on the floor. He was upset to see him, and raised his hand to throw a corner of his cloak, which was right under his feet.

The cloak was very warm, with the remaining warmth of a man, Xie Yan stepped on it instinctively, his round toes were sunken in the long fur, the black fur, and the white feet were somewhat pleasing to the eye.

"You spent so much money to harm the orphan, and the orphan was forced to kneel at the empress's place for a long time." During the day, he was forced to kneel, and at night he had to take care of the young Xie Yan.He stared at Xie Yan, and couldn't help but mocked again: "You are used to being pampered, and now you can't even drink such a neither salty nor weak tonic?"

Xie Yan became unhappy: "Don't talk, I can't count."

Pei Jun laughed.

Later, the truth about Xie Yan’s amnesia was revealed because he had been taking the medicine for five consecutive days, and in the end he couldn’t stand the pain. Taking advantage of no one carrying the medicine bowl and secretly pouring it into the flower pot, he killed a Pei Jun plant. The favorite bird tree bonsai, was caught current.

It didn't matter to him that he was in the way of face during the day, and Pei Jun became more and more angry when he lay down at night thinking about it, why can he sleep soundly and peacefully when he cheated and ruined the bird plum?Unable to get angry in the middle of the night, he got up and kicked into his room again, picked up Xie Yan and beat him up.

No matter what Pei Jun thinks, Xie Yan is half responsible for his paranoid temper today.

Xie Yan lowered his eyes and didn't know what Pei Jun was thinking about. He counted twice and couldn't figure out how many beads were on the sachet. .

Woo, he is most afraid of taking medicine.

But Xie Yan actually listened to what Ah Yan and Bao Ping sighed this morning. Although he didn’t understand much, he knew that they were worrying about money. I should help myself too.

Usually, a bowl of medicine would have to be spilled half a bowl, but today Xie Yan sacrificed his life for righteousness, and swallowed it without leaking. After a while, he took a dozen or so sips and drank it.

While drinking, he whispered.

Pei Jun listened carefully, holding his breath and pinching his nose, trying to brainwash himself: "It's not bitter, it's not bitter, it's not bitter at all..."

Seeing him drinking so unhappy, Pei Jun was happy and his headache was relieved.

The medicine was boiled too hot, and most of it is a good medicinal material for nourishing deficiency. Not long after taking it, Xie Yan's cold and white face became rosy, and the tip of his nose also broke out in fine sweat.

Seeing that the regent was in a daze, he happily picked up the sachet and stuffed it into his arms.

Then he held Pei Jun's hand and looked at Jin Zhu with godlike eyes, "Thank you. You gave me the bird and gave me the money back. You are really a good person! You come here often, and I like you."

Xie Yan's face recovered, a little sachet tassel leaked out from his skirt, dangling like a little tail.

"Good guy" Pei Jun watched the bottom of the bowl gradually empty, and heard him say "like" innocently and purely, he woke up with a start, and his complexion suddenly turned bad.

...So why did you come here by yourself?

He came to spy on Xie Yan and humiliate Xie Yan!

The results of it?Instead, he coaxed Xie Yan to drink a whole bowl of tonic, and even poured in an Dongzhu sachet!

But the sachet had been hidden by him close to his body, and Pei Jun could no longer reach into the lapel of his courtiers.

What's that like?

At that time, that muddy leg of Liangyan will tell people everywhere again that the regent is so lustful, he is so penny-pinching, he doesn't take out any money, and he will get back any reward he gives.

When he was young, the master and the servant sang together, which made him unhappy.

Seeing the changing situation on his face, Xie Yan didn't understand, his docile and well-behaved eyes were full of great confusion: "Why are you suddenly unhappy?"

Pei Jun was silent.

Xie Yan gently pulled down his sleeve.

"..." Pei Jun showed a sullen expression, "How decent is Cheng, let go!"

Xie Yan didn't let go, and sat closer to him. There was a special smell on his body, which was a little familiar. Xie Yan couldn't describe it, but he felt comfortable smelling it. He had long forgotten about the fact that this person forced him to drink medicine earlier up.

He leaned against Pei Jun, tugged on the sleeve of the dignified regent, and lowered his eyelashes obediently: "You are so fragrant, even more fragrant than Ah Yan's incense...Can you stay with me again?"

Pei Jun was startled at first, and then became angry from embarrassment: "Xie Yan! You are presumptuous!"

Is this world crazy, or is Xie Yan really crazy - Xie Yan is acting like a baby to him? !

"It's fine if you don't accompany me..." Xie Yan's voice was muffled, a little bit disappointed.

Pei Jun quickly calmed down, smirked, leaned over to bully him, and firmly locked him in the chair: "Xie Qing, you and I are alone in the room in the middle of the night. You are wearing such thin clothes, and you are holding on to the sleeves of your lone sleeves. Speech like this... do you know what it means?"

Xie Yan was forced to lean against the back of the chair without struggling, but just shook his head.

Pei Jun stared at the person in front of him with a half-smile, threatening him: "This is what it means to fight for favor, and it means recommending yourself as a bed mat to serve Gu. No matter how frightened you cry at that time, Gu will also—"

Of course Xie Yan couldn't understand, he blinked curiously, and sniffed his chest again, wrapping his slender and soft fingers around the corners of his sleeves, urging him to speak quickly.

The person in front of him tilted his head quietly to look at him, the tip of his nose was a little red, and his cheeks were also pink because of the tonic. He looked at the obedient and timid boy, but his eyes were very bright, burning like lights in the middle of the night.

didn't cry.

Such beautiful eyes are the most suitable for crying, Pei Jun thought viciously.

There was a sleeping ingredient in the medicine, and now the medicine was effective, before he could continue speaking, Xie Yan pressed his face against his chest, feeling a little drowsy.

Pei Jun was suddenly bumped into his arms by a soft body, his eyes were full of disbelief, and he lowered his head in surprise.

He and Xie Yan didn't have any mortal enmity, but Xie Yan was eloquent and cheap, and always liked to provoke others, and the two would fight each other more often.Later, the relationship got so bad that when Qiu Lie was forced to live in the same tent, Xie Yan would stay up until dawn with his eyes open, afraid that Pei Jun would cut his tongue with a knife in the middle of the night.

At this time, looking at Xie Yan's defenseless face that was close at hand, like a rabbit nestling in front of him, he didn't look out at all.

Pei Jun's chest was buzzing, he was annoyed and burned, and he almost believed that he was really stupid.

……

The front hall of the Marquis of Peace.

Aquarius has already fallen asleep leaning against the pillar of the porch, and a pair of old servants are still serving tea.

Ji Shuxian's face was already the same color as tea soup, his stomach was full of water, and he was hiccupping.

He chatted from the Three Emperors and Five Emperors to the Founding Minister, and he also covered the cause and effect of the Ping An Hou Mansion in the past few years.From Aquarius' unconscionable parents to how the second deaf brother is deaf, he even commented on the trivial housework of the old servant's son who is far away in the village outside the city.

...The daughter-in-law is jealous and refuses to sleep in the same room as her son, when can she hug her grandson, etc.

Ji Shuxian thought absently, it has been such a long time, let alone asking a question, if this is a lonely man and widow, how many children can be pregnant, right?

When he came back to his senses, the old servant was still chattering, and he was really at a loss for words at the moment. Ji Shuxian looked at the sky, forced himself to take a sip of tea, nodded and said, "Your son is getting close to that maidservant. , it's normal for a daughter-in-law to be jealous, husband and wife, just let it go."

When Pei Jun came out from the backyard, Ji Shuxian was sighing for some reason.

"Hey, ordinary people are afraid that the outside room will destroy the family, let alone the evil concubine who will harm the country. It is really bad for her beauty to harm the country..."

Ah Yan was in a daze when he heard it, thinking that it is none of my business to harm the country and the demon concubine, and reprimanded etiquette before driving, why did he reprimand her for being beautiful and misleading the country.

He was too sleepy, and when he was about to reply, he was interrupted by a cold voice: "Ji Shuxian, go home."

Ah Yan jumped up on the spot, startled, turned his head to look at the closed gate of the Hou Mansion, and then at the Prince Regent who suddenly appeared out of thin air.

No, why did he come out from behind? !

Pei Jun didn't bother to explain a word, and left the Ping'an Hou Mansion without looking back.

Ji Shuxian glanced at Ah Yan, who was already in a daze, and hurriedly followed, clutching his stomach full of water.

The two walked on the street outside without sitting in the chariot, and a group of Yanling guards retreated, only the commander accompanied them.The night wind blew into Pei Jun's neckline, cooling the heat in his heart, and he slowly calmed down.

Ji Shuxian looked over, and found that the cloak was still on, and the skirt was a little messed up.

What is this doing in the house?

Why is the sachet on the waist gone, leaving it as a token?

"Yaofei..." No, Ji Shuxian cleared his throat and asked cautiously, "Where is Ping An?"

Pei Jun's face changed slightly, and after a while, he said with a complicated expression: "Coaxed to sleep."

"Oh, coaxed to sleep—coaxed to sleep?!" Ji Shuxian trembled slightly, "You coaxed me?"

Pei Jun: "Tsk."

From this "tsk", Ji Shuxian tasted three points of coldness, three points of impatience, three points of sullenness, and one point of aftertaste.Tsk, it's a bit brain-intensive and complicated.

Pei Jun frowned, straightened his collar, and suddenly reprimanded him inexplicably, "He's just really stupid. Is he always jumping at people like this? Has no one taught him etiquette?"

"Ah, yes, he is so un-" Ji Shuxian echoed his words, stopped his words quickly, and temporarily considered the words, "shameless" is a bit heavy, he swallowed it back, "... no System?"

"Indeed." Pei Jun recalled being held in his arms just now, breathing straight into his heart, his fingers still clutching his lapel, that limp look... Could he do this to everyone?

He couldn't help snorting: "Tomorrow, I will call the etiquette officer to come and give a good lecture."

Ji Shuxian didn't dare to laugh, and said respectfully, "Yes, Your Highness, you have a deep understanding of righteousness, and you don't have the same understanding as Marquis Ping An."

With great fanfare, he sent someone overnight to arrange an etiquette officer, asking for the strictest and most mother-in-law.

Only then did Pei Jun feel more at ease, and drove back home.

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