Enemy proton must be pregnant with the cub of the regent

There is no impenetrable wall in Yujing City.

The news that the Marquis of Pingan collided with the Prince Regent at the Lantern Festival banquet spread widely in Beijing and Zhongdan circles within a few days. After entering the gate of the Marquis of Ping'an, Xie Yan was punished for more than an hour before coming out.

It is said that the face was smashed.

The regent was still furious, and sent seven or eight impartial and selfless ceremonial officials to come to the door every day in turn to set rules for Ping Anhou.

That's the director of etiquette that even the king of heaven dares to reprimand!

During the time of the first emperor, he especially liked to reprimand the Minister of Etiquette to supervise the words and deeds of his courtiers. Anyone who didn't like what he saw or listened to - for example, his posture was not correct when listening to the court, the noise was too loud during the imperial banquet, and someone's son went in and out of the brothel with disheveled clothes. Lah... If you don't pay attention, the etiquette officer may already be waiting in the hall when the ministers arrive home.

These old men, each of them is as good as a ruler, with a straight face, and they will not give up until they scold them for a few hours.

And during the reprimand, you are not allowed to eat or drink water, and you are not allowed to bend your back even a little bit.

But since Prince Regent Pei Jun took power, the etiquette department has declined.

First of all, this evil spirit acted arrogantly, most unscrupulously, rewarding meritorious deeds, punishing mistakes, and at worst Yan Lingwei, who hates gods and ghosts, destroying the nine tribes is no problem.The ceremonial department is the most despised by the Regent for such a pretentious place.

Secondly, when he was young, Pei Jun was withdrawn, taciturn, unworthy of his father, and it was well known that the late emperor did not like him, and the Etiquette Department was often ordered to reprimand the fifth prince.

So it belongs to yes, the two sides have already tied the knot.

On the day of the Palace Mutiny, there were tens of thousands of corpses floating in the moat, almost dyeing the clear river red, and the corpses of the palace people dragged a hundred-foot-long bloodstain in front of the palace.Everyone in the capital witnessed the scene of the young prince galloping into the palace with his elder brother's head and his armor dripping with blood all the way.

As the morning glow broke through the clouds, Pei Jun stepped up the steps in front of the Mingluan Hall against the light. That figure was like a killer descending into the world. Thinking about it now is still frightening.

Now that the regent is coercing the emperor to order the princes, the chief of etiquette is naturally a man with his tail between his legs, so how dare he come to seek death.

This time, the regent was so angry that he ignored the previous suspicions and sent the etiquette department to train people. Apart from being amazed, everyone couldn't help but wonder what kind of taboo Xie Yan had committed.

In the past few days, there has been a lot of chatter in the restaurant. Some dudes who were fortunate enough to be "taught" by the Etiquette Department still feel pain in their calves and stomachs when they think of the methods of the Etiquette Department.

Seven or eight of them went to Ping'anhou Mansion in one go!

If those old guys haven't opened for three years, why don't they open for three years?

The Chief of Etiquette had been left silent for two years, and now that he was favored by the Prince Regent, he was naturally delighted.

What's more, when Xie Yan was young, he was sloppy and unrestrained, and he was synonymous with Yu Jingcheng's dandyism. The etiquette department had a mountain of books in his early years, and I don't know how many bad things he wrote.The late Emperor and Empress doted on him so much that they seldom reprimanded him, and even if they occasionally sent an etiquette officer to say a few words, it was not painful or itchy.

This time he fell into the hands of the regent, and the chief of ceremonies had wanted to meet him for a long time, so when he came to the door, the master of ceremonies was full of energy and had to "teach" Ping Anhou to relieve the regent's worries.

The elder master of ceremonies, surnamed Miao, led two young junior official students, and followed the butler Yan into the courtyard.

The old master of ceremonies was exhorting: "When you see Ping An in a while, remember to be stern, be cautious in your words and deeds—" Before he finished speaking, he saw the two of them staring blankly in a daze.

When the old master of ceremonies turned his head, he saw a young man in white standing under the window.

Xie Yan wore a snow cape around his shoulders, and was looking at the colorful bird in the cage with his head slightly tilted.The small half of his snow-white face was hidden behind the furry collar, only revealing a pair of slightly tired eyes, with long eyelashes drooping slightly, and a frown made him look even more pitiful.

As soon as the sky cleared, the snow on the eaves began to melt tick-tock. He took a lazily breath while holding the stove in his arms, and the cloud was lingering in front of his face——the cloud cleared, and he revealed a beautiful face again. face.

Hearing someone coming, Xie Yan raised his hand and opened the window a little more, and said anxiously, "Ah Yan? Come and take a look..."

He thought it was Ah Yan who came back, but when he looked up and saw a stranger, he carefully hid behind the window and only peeked out through the gap.

When he raised his eyes, the pupils were misty and the light flowed.

The two petty officials gasped.

...Good, beautiful person.

The old master of ceremonies frowned fiercely, but still did not forget to salute: "I have met Ping Anhou."

The crown prince of Nanye is rare and outstanding, and the crown princess of Nanye was even more beautiful in the world.The children born by these two people are naturally indistinguishable - Xie Yan has indeed lived up to everyone's expectations. He not only inherited the beauty of his mother, but also inherited the noble temperament of Prince Nanye.

Xie Yan, beauty is beauty, but it is extremely aggressive, you can only watch it from a distance and not play with it.

But goodbye today, Marquis of Ping'an is completely different from before.

At this time, Xie Yan, who was hiding behind the window, looked like a deer whose sharp edges and corners had been picked off, his coldness was slightly lessened, and his face was more radiant.Without the innate sense of nobility, only well-behaved, timid, and just right, lovable, weak.

The two young disciples stared at him blankly, unable to move their eyes away.

...So this is the rumored Marquis of Peace.

I can't complain that so many people wanted to enter his house and hang out with him back then, and there were licentious and shameless people who said they were willing to be his servants.There are many people who want to grant souls to her.

Nowadays, there is still a resentful spring man circulating in the brothel singing workshop, which has not faded for many years. The singer plays the pipa pretending to be shy.

Right now, Xie Yan, the dream lover of so many girls, is leaning against the window, with an innocent expression on his face. He blinked, hesitated for a moment, and asked in a low voice: "He... my lord, the bird that gave me is sick and won't eat ...they are very important, can you help me see?"

After the regent left that night, Ah Yan felt terrified, so he picked up the sleeping Xie Yan and asked what happened in the backyard.Xie Yan couldn't explain clearly, and Ah Yan saw the bruise on his wrist while making gestures.

Ah Yan thought that he had been beaten, and his heart ached so badly, he taught him while prescribing the medicine, saying that the regent was very mean, and he would call him "Your Highness, Your Highness" in the future, otherwise the regent would not be happy when he heard it.

What Ah Yan thinks is that if you depend on others, you must save your life.

Xie Yan was thinking, I like the two birds he gave me very much, and I also like that he is rich, so I should make him happy, so I nodded and remembered.

The two petty officials finally came to their senses.

One of them scratched his hot cheek, and was aroused to feel pity for the weak, and immediately volunteered: "Xiaguan's aunt's house is the flower bird shop, and Xiaguan has learned something... Ping'an Hou, that, let Xiaguan go in and see Do you see your birds?"

The other was not to be outdone: "Xiaguan also likes to raise birds. The sparrows at home are fat and fat, and I have a lot of experience! Can Xiaguan also go in?"

The two stared at Xie Yan with straight eyes. Ah Yan didn't think it meant respect and respect, but Xie Yan had already opened his mouth before stopping him.

"Okay, okay! You all come!" Xie Yan's eyes lit up, and he beckoned both of them to come in, urging, "Hurry up!"

The old master of ceremonies was in his fifties, and he and Xie Yan had insulted each other for many years. Naturally, he would not be fooled by his appearance at a very old age. My experience in dealing with the Marquis of Ping'an: "The first thing is, don't be fooled by his skin..."

The two little officials behind him had already put on their wings and flew in happily.

"Cheat." The brows of the old master of ceremonies twitched, and he finished the words with difficulty.

When the old master of ceremonies walked in, the three of them were standing side by side in front of the cage, studying the two birds squatting on the rail.One was drooping with its head down, while the other jumped up and down anxiously, constantly plucking the feathers on its back.

Several colorful feathers had fallen to the bottom of the cage.

The three young men chattered around one place, one said it was because they were too fat, the other said it was because the grains were not tasty.After arguing for a while, there was no result.

The two young disciples talked about coming in to watch the birds, but they glanced straight at Xie Yan. The bold ones even got tired of looking at his face. It was obvious that the drunken man didn't want to drink, but was simply attracted by the beauty. Lost, just want to come in and get close to Ping Anhou.

Ah Yan squeezed in the middle very displeased, separating them.

At the Lantern Festival banquet, the King Regent rewarded Ping Anhou with a pair of lovesick birds. The emcee of ceremonies Miao naturally also heard about it, and he didn't think it was a good thing at all. Mandarin ducks, there are nests on the Wild Duck Lake outside the city.

In fact, there are more than a dozen rare and exotic birds in his family. After all, the regent neglected the etiquette secretary. He usually lives in seclusion and has nothing to do. His greatest hobbies are schooling ancient books and raising flowers and birds.

But after entering the door and looking up, the old master of ceremonies' cloudy old eyes lit up immediately, this bird is not an ordinary lovesick mandarin duck!He knew at a glance that they were extremely precious, and he felt a love for them spontaneously, so he couldn't help but approached them carefully to appreciate them.

"Oh, do you understand birds?!" Turning around the cage a few times, Mr. Miao repeatedly reached out to touch them, but was reluctant, so he blurted out and scolded them, "What a waste of money! Female birds need shelter from the wind and warmth when they are pregnant. Conceive, how can you continue to hang in the wind!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, take it down!"

Xie Yan hugged the removed birdcage and looked at the old master of ceremonies expectantly.

Miao Lao directed them to find a few pieces of wood, called a deaf servant who knew carpentry, and drew a blueprint of the incubator for the bird.

The second deaf brother has a good handiwork. After studying the blueprint for a while, he picked up the plank and went out. He built a long box and divided it into two rooms, inside and outside, according to the blueprint. A round hole was dug on the top for the female bird to enter and exit, and small holes for ventilation were punched on the outer wall.

In order to keep warm, a layer of warm corn husks and cotton bales was placed under the box, and then soft hay and sawdust were spread.Clean drinking water and a few pieces of egg shells were placed outside.There is also a window for observing the incubation situation on the box cover, and a semi-transparent gauze is covered.

After everything was packed, Mr. Miao carefully took the bird out of the cage.

The bird was so soft and cute, he stroked its feathers lightly twice, really couldn't put it down.The bird was afraid of being born, so he didn't dare to touch it too much, so he reluctantly put it in the incubator.

As soon as the bird landed, the female jumped into the room, nestled on the grass, leaned her head against her feathers and closed her eyes.The male bird arched the dry grass beside the nest, and surrounded the female bird softly, and then jumped to the outside, first ate a few grains by himself, then pecked a few grains in his beak, and walked back unsteadily. In the nest, send it to the beak of the female bird.

The female bird, who had been refusing to eat, squinted for a moment, and then recovered a little bit of energy. The two birds' sharp beaks crossed for a while, and the female bird swallowed the few grains.

The male bird continued to jump out to peck and bring it back.

Miao Lao master of ceremonies cleaned up the bird's nest, and seeing Xie Yan staring at him with piercing eyes, he explained: "When many species of birds are gestating and hatching, they are lazy and sleepy, and spend most of their time in the nest. Half of them will look for delicious food and feed it to the female bird so that the female bird can concentrate on raising the offspring."

Xie Yan asked curiously: "If you have eggs, you don't have to go out and you can sleep all the time. Is there anyone else to feed them?"

The old master of ceremonies bumped into his burning eyes, always felt that there was something weird about it, but couldn't explain it, so he nodded, "...well." He put down his rolled up sleeves, "Okay, Ping An, it's time to learn etiquette."

When the two birds were full, the male bird graciously trimmed the female bird's feathers, and then cuddled together to sleep.

Xie Yan was thoughtful.

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After the Lantern Festival, the government should resume,

After the court, a young man dressed in a black python robe and wearing a jade crown strode across the palace walls, holding the little emperor by his collar with his left hand, trying to force him to learn equestrian riding and archery.With his right hand, he unbuttoned the big python robe, loosened the neckline, and asked suddenly: "Lantern Festival has passed for a long time, those royal relatives who came to Beijing to celebrate the spring should leave Beijing, right?"

"Back to Your Highness, it's almost time to leave. Kang Wang cried and said he couldn't bear to part with His Highness, and said he would kowtow to you before leaving."

Kang Wang was originally the title of his second brother, and the second prince was also involved in the battle for the heir apparent, but unfortunately he was extremely stupid, and the boss controlled him the night before the palace change, and wiped his neck with a knife.Today's Xiaokang Wang is his son.

That young man Pei Jun had seen him before, he was timid, and Lu Yu Sanpin bowed his waist and shouted repeatedly, seeing Pei Jun, he didn't even dare to breathe a sigh of relief, he kowtows the most piously every year when he comes to Beijing to see him.Pei Jun was annoyed by his weak appearance, and threw his whole family to the Wenzhou fiefdom.

Pei Jun laughed, and looked back at Ji Shuxian who was following behind: "This nephew is really filial, since he likes to kowtow so much, I will reward him with this opportunity, and ask him to kowtow at the court tomorrow, and kowtow a few more times. indivual."

"...Kang Kang is going to cry again, and kneel down to thank His Highness." Ji Shuxian was no longer surprised, and continued, "The king of Wei has not left, and there are many beauties in the house. Do you need to beat and beat?"

The sixth prince, Pei Ying, the current king of Wei, in Pei Jun's words, "has not enough brains" and only understands love and moon, so he can't do any big things.To him, the throne is not as attractive as the new Fanbang beauty in the Spring Breeze Pavilion.

The reason why Pei Jun tolerated him was precisely because he had no brains.

Pei Jun wondered: "What's the point of beating him? If he wakes up after beating him, he'll make trouble for Gu everywhere. Let him play by himself!"

Eunuch Ning Xi hugged a stack of memorials, kept his head down and kept walking, not daring to speak.

The little emperor wanted to cry even more.

The regent's horse is a BMW from the northern border. It is black, shiny, and sleek. It is the same horse that fought bloody with the army back then.The horse has a strong body, strong limbs, and golden horseshoes. Its mane is full of hair while roaring, and it has the same imposing manner as its owner.

The name is also insane, called "hero".

Now that the frontier is safe and the regent doesn't need to go to war anymore, the hero is also free and pampered in the royal school every day.Occasionally, when Pei Jun became interested, he would ride it and run it for a few laps.BMW recognizes its owner, and others will be kicked half of their lives if they touch it. Commander Ji has been diligently helping to raise it for two or three years, and he will be able to be favored and led by it.

The little emperor was once carried by Pei Jun and sat on that horse, and when he got off the lap, his soul flew away, and his thigh and butt hurt for three days when he went back.

I'm afraid when I think about it.

... He didn't want to learn riding and archery at all.

Pei Jun lowered his head and saw the little emperor trembling, his brows just frowned, and before he could reprimand him, there was an earth-shattering voice from the front: "—Brother Wuhuang!! I really want to kill my brother!" !"

A figure flew over.

"..." Pei Jun frowned, and stepped aside, "Pei Ying, what are you doing!"

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive, and it is Wei Wang Peiying who is here.

He wasted no time, and stood up straight with a smile on his face: "My brother was in poor health a few days ago, and I couldn't go to the Lantern Festival banquet to give congratulatory gifts to the emperor's brother. I felt guilty day and night, no, I am in good health today, so I hurried into the palace. Apologize."

Ji Shuxian glanced at him, his face was handsome, but his eyes were slightly blue, and the smell of makeup on his body was still there, so it was not guilt day and night, but only singing and dancing day and night.

Pei Jun laughed and said, "You entered the palace to apologize, but you only brought your mouth?"

Wei Wang said: "Of course not, isn't it the emperor's birthday? I just took over an opera troupe and I sang very well, especially Magu's birthday and Shiro's visit to my mother! So I wanted to present it to the emperor. Next month, I will sing for Brother Huang at the Thousand Years Banquet."

Pei Jun's phoenix eyes narrowed slightly.

Ning Xi's heart was ringing alarm bells, and he hurriedly reminded: "The thousand-year-old banquet is a waste of money for the people, so His Royal Highness Wei Wang doesn't have to worry about it."

Concubine Pei Jun and Concubine Mei passed away on the night that the palace held a thousand-year-old banquet for the eldest prince. The late emperor ordered all the princes and princesses in the palace to attend the banquet to show the deep brotherhood.At that time, Concubine Mei was seriously ill, and it was hard for the young Pei Jun to disobey the emperor's order. He gave his mother medicine and returned as soon as he said he would go.

It was just showing her face at the banquet, and it took only half an hour before and after, and when she ran back again, Concubine Mei had already gone.

There was celebration in the palace, and no one cared about the unfavored mother and son in this deserted palace.It was already the afternoon of the second day when the emperor sent the palace servants to take care of Concubine Mei's funeral.When the eldest prince heard about this, he even spat bad luck behind his back, thinking that Concubine Mei died of illness at an inappropriate time, which spoiled his good time.

From then on, Pei Jun couldn't hear words like birthday, let alone the word "thousand-year banquet".

Ning Xi broke out in a cold sweat. How dare the King of Wei dare to hold a thousand-year-old banquet in front of the regent? !

King Wei's eyes were full of sincerity, and he continued to flatter without reservation: "Where it is a waste of money, you leave this matter to your younger brother. The younger brother's house also bought a new pair of dancers, with Sidi blood, eyes like cats. It looks like a baby, it is very different from our Central Plains style, and when the time comes, I will bring it to the Emperor's mansion, please appreciate it!"

"Brother Huang is working hard on state affairs. It's been a few years since we held a thousand-year-old banquet. Now that the world is at peace, this year must be lively and lively!"

He was eloquent, and Ning Xi didn't even dare to raise his head, and lowered his head even lower, for fear of being angered later.

"Okay." The regent suddenly said, "How can Gu not appreciate the sixth brother's diligence? If you do well, Gu will reward you."

What, Ning Xi was shocked.

A look of surprise also flashed across Ji Shuxian's face.

King Wei was overjoyed for a while.

With a half-smile, Pei Jun raised his hand and patted King Wei's shoulder: "Then I'll have to take care of it, brother Lao. We'll just wait and see."

The king of Wei thought that he had got a great job, so he left in a ecstasy, and said that he should be safe, and that the thousand-year-old banquet would be full of songs and dances, and the emperor would not be disappointed.

As soon as King Wei left, Pei Jun immediately withdrew his smile: "What do you think of King Wei?"

Ji Shuxian was silent for a moment, coughed, and said truthfully: "I feel that King Wei...may not be very smart."

In the past, the king of Wei didn't have a deep friendship with the regent, maybe he didn't know his likes and dislikes.But as long as he has a little brain and inquires in the palace, he can also know the reason why the regent never holds a thousand-year-old banquet, so that he won't be stunned to bump into people's taboos.

Pei Jun looked sideways at him, and said, "That's true."

In this way, both of them understood that the idiot King Wei really has no brain at all.

He probably listened to someone's slander and wanted to please him by holding a thousand-year-old banquet, but he didn't know that he had been used as a pawn long ago.

After Pei Jun came to power, he wiped out several great families with thunderous means, and Yu Jing was surrounded by blood for several months. Those who were afraid of him would say that he was gloomy and cold-blooded, cruel and heartless, and countless people wanted him to die suddenly and prematurely.

If Pei Jun agrees to hold a thousand-year-old banquet this time, it means that he still has a brotherly relationship with King Wei and will not be more defensive; if Pei Jun is furious because of this, King Wei will be convicted and lose power, and there is no loss.

Regardless of whether things are successful or not, it will be Wei Wang who will be unlucky at that time.

Pei Jun patted the hem of his clothes, and said in a playful tone: "It's really boring recently, so why don't you take advantage of the trend and see who is going to use this idiot's hand to make a layout for Gu? I have to work hard to act with them.”

Ji Shuxian didn't change his expression: "...Your Highness is wise."

The little emperor thought they were plotting a big event, and he would always be able to escape without going to the school grounds, so he tried to slip away, but the regent grabbed him by the back of the neck again.

"..."

Pei Jun walked a few steps with the crying little emperor in one hand, and suddenly remembered something, stopped, and asked casually, "The stubborn old man from the Etiquette Department has been sent out for a while? How has the effect been?"

Ji Shuxian's eyebrows twitched.

After so many days, after the regent came back that night, he didn't mention the little prince again, as if he had forgotten him.This is not surprising, after all, the regent is unable to deal with major family affairs, let alone an old enemy.

As time went by, Ji Shuxian felt that the regent just saw Xie Yan having fun and teased him a few times, and now he had had enough fun and left it behind.After all, it is the regent's true nature to be ungrateful and unfeeling.

...I didn't expect him to remember this.

Ji Shuxian saw that he didn't pay much attention to Xie Yan, and didn't send anyone to watch Ping'an Hou these days, and he really didn't know how the training was going, so he could only vaguely say: "Yes, it's been a while, I want to come to Ping'an Marquis After learning the lesson, I will know how to keep the etiquette in the future..."

Thinking of the hot flashes of breathing buried in his chest that night, Pei Jun's expression returned to joy, and he ordered with great interest: "When the time comes for the thousand-year-old banquet, ask Ping Anhou to come too." Add a sentence, "It's a lonely test to see if he has learned it."

It didn't have to be explained to him.

Ji Shuxian couldn't help but slander, how to test this?

Let's see if the Marquis of Ping'an will jump on you after he arrives?

If he pounces, you will call him shameless.

If he doesn't pounce...

Looking at the meaningful and calculating face of the Prince Regent, Ji Shuxian had a premonition that if Marquis Ping An didn't rush, the Prince Regent would definitely be unhappy and would definitely try to torment him again.

Ji Shuxian didn't know how to start a conversation, so he said seriously: "Yes, you should take a test after learning it. Yes, how can you not take a test after learning something..."

Pei Jun's brows became more relaxed, and his gaze towards Ji Shuxian became more appreciative.

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