Broken Xu

Duan Jieling's head hurt even more. His unlucky aunt bought it for him and he never wore it once.

"Why did you single out this one?"

"nice!"

Duan Jieling didn't expect him to answer, but he had nothing to say when he heard the answer.

"Hurry up, turn off the lights and go to bed."

Xu Chi turned off the light, and the bedroom was instantly dark.

Just as Duan Jieling was about to lie down, he found himself hugged: "Get away from me, what do you two look like?"

"Nami...don't talk...sleep..." Xu Chi once again demonstrated the ability to fall asleep in a second.

How many times has this little brat been in love? Why are there so many ex-girlfriends? This was the last thought Duan Jieling had before falling asleep.

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Duan Jieling woke up naturally after falling asleep, and was about to stretch when he realized that he was being hugged all over. Then he remembered that he was hugged to sleep yesterday.

He pushed Xu Chi twice: "Wake up, get up."

"Master..." Xu Chi rubbed against him twice, he felt that a place on Xu Chi's body was strangely hard, and he kicked Xu Chi to the ground reflexively.

Xu Chi rolled on the ground with the quilt on, with an aggrieved expression on his face: "Master..."

It's Master's fault. Master has spent too long with the anti-pornography detachment, and his mind is full of dirty things, but you can't beat me with your stuff. Duan Jieling immediately felt that he had done nothing wrong, that Xu Chi was too prosperous .

"Clean up," he was about to say and go to the police station, but found that today was the weekend, and the case was solved, and Xu Chi was stupid. These three factors determined that he would have a weekend with nothing to do.

Xu Chi didn't hear what was said for a long time, and asked, "What are you packing?"

"Clean up the house." Taking advantage of Xu Chi's stupidity and letting him work, he can have a good rest.

Xu Chi hugged the quilt and went back to the bed, staring at Duan Jieling intently: "I want a reward."

"what?"

"You need to be rewarded for your work." Xu Chi touched his forehead lightly with his lips before Duan Jieling could react.

I...grass?Is this being underestimated?Duan Jieling immediately wanted to catch the boy and beat him up, but the boy had already picked up the broom and mop and started working, wearing the bright red underwear that people couldn't look at directly..

"Xu Chi, put on your pants for me!"

"Master, it's so hot to wear." Xu Chi kept moving his hands, and he didn't intend to put on his pants.

"If you don't wear it, get out, get out!" Duan Jieling couldn't explain why he lost his temper, and he didn't understand why he couldn't see Xu Chi's appearance, but he was very angry!

"Oh..." Although Xu Chi was dumbfounded, he was afraid of Duan Jieling's anger from the bottom of his heart, so he randomly found a pair of pants on the sofa and put them on.

"Where are your own trousers?"

"In the washing machine."

I fucking remember this, who can tell me what kind of stupid Xu Chi is, Duan Jieling wants to ask the sky and the earth, but no one can give him the answer

"What's wrong?" There was a cautious tone in the tone

Duan Jieling knew that he had scared people just now, so he waved his hand distractedly: "It's okay, you can continue to do the hygiene, from the beginning to the end, clean up, and wipe the range hood in a while!"

"Okay." Xu Chi started to get busy again, his figure filled every corner.

Duan Jieling looked at him, but felt that he could always see the red underwear inside through the black trousers. He decided to burn the underwear when Xu Chi changed them out!

After washing, Duan Jieling waved to Xu Chi: "I want to eat something, but I didn't get you something to eat when I woke up in the morning."

"Buns," Xu Chi stretched out his index fingers and folded them together, "Ten."

When Duan Jieling heard this, he originally planned to take Xu Chi out to eat, but then he remembered that Xu Chi's current state was not suitable for going out, and not being able to see him was the next best thing. It would be a big joke to go out, so he took out his mobile phone and planned to order takeaway: "Xu Chi, what stuffing do you eat?"

"Pork with green onions, pork with cabbage, pork three delicacies..."

"As long as it's meat, you can eat it, right?"

Xu Chi's reaction was much slower. After hearing this, he reacted for a while and nodded.

"What about pork and ginger?"

"no no no!"

"Got it, got it, I bought you the same three you said, and I'll cook a pot of millet porridge later, okay?" Duan Jieling said over and over again about this kind of game of hitting a sweet date. It's not annoying to do, but it's fun.

"Master, you are so kind."

"It's good to know, and I will point to you to support me in the future!"

After Duan Jieling finished speaking, he boiled millet porridge.

While waiting for the takeaway, Duan Jieling was really bored. Looking at the watch, it was already 10 o'clock. Zhao Hong must have woken up. She just wanted to take out her phone to ask how Lin Ling was doing. After searching for a long time, she found that the phone was not there at all. In his own hands, he could only use Xu Chi's mobile phone to call Zhao Hong.

"Zhao Hong, ask Lin Ling where is my mobile phone, I spent more than half a month's salary to buy it!"

"Ah? The captain doesn't ask how the trial is going."

"Let's put that aside first, I don't have the money to buy a new mobile phone, just ask me!" Duan Jieling said with a heavy tone.

"She said it was under Sweetheart's cage sheet."

Duan Jieling was so angry that she didn't know what to say: "Isn't that smelling like shit? I'm going to kill her!"

Zhao Hong added cautiously, fearing to touch Duan Jieling's brow, "She also said... If no one changes the dog's bedcloth, she might urinate through it." She hung up the phone first.

"Fuck, this lunatic!" He didn't remember to ask, what sweetheart was that dog, and walked to Xu Chi in the bathroom who was cleaning the bathtub: "Xu Chi, do you know sweetheart?"

Xu Chi heard the familiar words, but thought carefully for a long time before he remembered: "It's...Xiaoling's dog."

"What species?"

"Xue... Xue... I can't remember." Xu Chi hugged his head in pain.

"I don't want it anymore, I don't want it anymore." Duan Jieling hurriedly patted Xu Chi's head to calm him down. Seeing Xu Chi's body soften, he finally let go of his heart.

"Xu Chi, I'll go out later, you remember to open the door for the delivery guy, remember?"

"Wherever Master is going, I want to go too."

"No, if you go, no one will take takeaway."

Xu Chi seemed to be fighting fiercely, with a serious expression: "You can ask the uncle in the security room downstairs to help."

I can figure it all out. It seems that Xu Chi has recovered a bit. Duan Jieling put some millet porridge in the thermos, took Xu Chi's medicine, and set off to get the phone with his follower.

"Xu Chi, how long have you known Lin Ling?"

"From small to large."

"Can't remember how many years it was?"

Xu Chi let out an annoyed 'hmm'.

It seems that he still hasn't recovered well, Duan Jieling handed the thermos cup to Xu Chi: "Drink some millet porridge, and take the medicine later."

"Fasten your seat belt and go."

Out of the consideration of dangerous driving, Duan Jieling gave up the idea of ​​letting a fool drive. He came to the police force from Xu Chi for the first time to drive by himself in the past few months. placed at the top of the list.

"Xu Chi, get out of the car."

Xu Chi immediately opened the door and got out of the car, only to be bounced back into the car.

Duan Jieling had no choice but to take the safety to him, it was the young master's life.

"Xu Chi, which dog is sweetheart?" I have to stew it today!Duan Jieling planned in his heart.

Before Xu Chi could speak, a dog in the cage barked happily. Well, it was this one. Duan Jieling opened the dog cage, pulled out the dog that looked like the old man, handed it to Xu Chi, and took He showed his poor mobile phone: "Xu Chi, is it okay to eat stewed dog meat at night?"

Xu Chi covered the dog's ears: "Master, shh! Don't let them hear these words, they will be sad."

This kid is really, really kind, Duan Jieling looked at him with a smile: "Okay, Master won't say that in the future."

"Xu Chi, are pigs cute?"

Xu Chi thought about pigs, and nodded after a while.

Duan Jieling didn't know what to think, and faced Xu Chi with a tone that he had never used in decades of life.

"Pigs are so cute, how can you eat them?"

Xu Chi's face turned pink, he was a little at a loss, because his brain couldn't react, he directly said what was in his heart

"Cute, I want to kiss."

Duan Jieling didn't know how to respond to this sentence, because he couldn't tell whether the omitted object was him or a pig, so he couldn't help but turned his head to the other side.

In this way, the heads of the two looked to the sides respectively, and a dog floated between them, and stayed like this for 5 minutes.

Fortunately, Xu Chi couldn't remember things now, so he forgot after a while, hugged the dog, and poked Jieling twice: "Master, what are you doing?"

Xu Chi, your master and I have reached puberty, and now I feel dry and uncomfortable. Of course, I can't say this to Xu Chi who was sober before or the fool now, so he had to walk to the parking place.

"By the way, Xu Chi, where's your baby?"

"I seem to put it in someone else's place."

Duan Jieling was only thinking about it just now, and didn't see Xu Chi. Looking back, he saw Xu Chi hugging the dog that had urinated countless times on his mobile phone: "What are you holding it for?"

"I, yes, yes, righteous..." Xu Chi was struggling to speak

Duan Jieling knew it at a glance: "You have an obligation?"

"Correct."

Duan Jieling knew that he couldn't refuse Xu Chi, especially for Xu Chi who was stupid for him, so he could only stare at the dog with a little anger.

"Wang!"

Grass, is it better than momentum?Duan Jieling let out a "bark" in a more aggressive tone, which would definitely scare it!

It wasn't until Xu Chi's uncontrollable laughter came that Duan Jieling realized what he had done.

It was so embarrassing, he could only pretend that nothing happened and started the car.

"Xu Chi, if you laugh again, I'll throw you down!"

"Master..."

Come on, I just made myself suffer, I spent money and time just to help Xu Chi pay back favors, I am afraid that Lin Ling would have expected that Xu Chi would adopt her dog as long as I went to get my mobile phone, what a cunning woman !

At this moment, Duan Jieling was even more angry than when she knew that she had killed so many people.