Broken Xu

"Damn, this little girl..." Facing Xu Chi's big puzzled eyes, she changed her words instantly, "It's fine for this woman to bully me, but she also wants to make the whole society uneasy. Ignore her today, and get rid of this girl first." The ancestor's stupidity has been cured."

"Then I'll call Xiao Chen and ask."

"Is Xu Chi a corpse?" Duan Jieling almost laughed angrily.

"That…."

"Both of you go to Yangling's pet store. She probably has a freezer or something. Search carefully to prevent her from retracting her confession. Xu Chi, I'll take him to the hospital."

Zhao Hong wanted to pinch Xu Chi's face again, but Duan Jieling glanced at him, and quickly took his hand back, saying in a low voice, "Say goodbye to brother."

"Goodbye, brother!" Xu Chi added the word 'good', which greatly satisfied Zhao Hong.

After the two left, Duan Jieling pinched Xu Chi's face unceremoniously: "He is your good brother, what about me?"

Xu Chi didn't speak, and pointed to the remaining half bowl of oden.

"I'm convinced, I really don't know what I owe you," Duan Jieling pinched Xu Chi's face heavily, leaving a deep red streak when he let go, and resigned himself to feeding him with one chopstick after another.

"Eat quickly, I will take you to the hospital after eating."

Xu Chi reacted to the word hospital, and the familiar expression of disgust returned: "No, the disinfectant smells so bad!"

"Then how about going to a hot pot restaurant to see a doctor?"

Xu Chi nodded like garlic.

"Little kid, I just like to eat, let's go, go to the hot pot restaurant." Duan Jieling lied without changing his expression.

Xu Chi hurriedly followed.

Duan Jieling took a taxi and took Xu Chi to the brain hospital in the city center. When they got there, Xu Chi sat in the car and refused to get off.

"what happened?"

"I don't want to go in, this place is horrible, I want to go home."

Seeing this, Duan Jieling could only coax him: "This is a hot pot restaurant, Xu Chi, good boy, let's go home after seeing the doctor honestly."

Xu Chi got out of the car and followed Duan Jieling every step of the way. From registration to payment to seeing a doctor,

Duan Jieling looked at the doctor with some embarrassment, and pointed to the follower behind him: "Doctor, what's wrong with him?"

After careful examination for a while, the doctor replied: "There is some subcutaneous bleeding. It is recommended to apply cold compresses to the hematoma with a cold towel. Do not exercise strenuously. Pay attention to rest. After three days, apply hot compresses to the affected area to promote the absorption and disappearance of the hematoma. This situation will recover after two days. .”

"Thank you." After Duan Jieling finished speaking, he grabbed Xu Chi, "Thank you doctor."

"Thank you doctor."

Seeing this, the doctor couldn't help sighing: "You brothers have such a good relationship. In this situation, unless you are a very close person, otherwise you will not trust you so much."

Duan Jieling is not good at talking too deeply with strangers, and usually doesn't talk to strangers much except at work, so he thanked him and took Xu Chi to leave.

As I was walking, I suddenly felt my sleeves being ripped off, and the person who pulled the sleeves said something in a mosquito-sized voice.

Duan Jieling stopped: "What did you say?"

"Master~"

Still remembering the co-authorship, Duan Jieling knocked on Xu Chi's head to see what was in it now.

"It hurts, Master, don't hit me on the head." Xu Chi covered his head to prevent someone's sneak attack.

"You idiot, can you still remember that I am your master when you are sober?" Duan Jieling suddenly felt that the plot of kneeling down to serve tea and call him master in his imagination was gone. , not even a ceremony.

Xu Chi didn't understand what this meant, and looked at Duan Jieling suspiciously: "Master, can you make it simpler."

"To put it simply, you, stupid."

"I'm not stupid, stupid, yes, Chen Chuan."

Duan Jieling couldn't help laughing, how could this child remember Chen Chuan being a fool so clearly.

"Xu Chi, why is Chen Chuan so stupid." In order to prevent him from not understanding, Duan Jieling deliberately slowed down.

Xu Chi's cheeks puffed up, as if he was really angry: "That's right! Stupid! Every time the captain gets tired, he messes around more and more. He doesn't understand people at all. He's just stupid! A big fool!"

It turned out to be this matter. For so many years, although Duan Jieling hadn't said anything about Chen Chuanfan, he didn't remember him very well. It was true that the kid had a low EQ, but he wasn't stupid.

"Just for this?"

Xu Chi seemed not to understand, and pointed his finger anxiously: "Captain, I don't understand, what do you mean?"

"Don't think about it if you don't understand, let's go back first." Duan Jieling put his arms around Xu Chi's shoulder with some effort, and felt pulled while walking.

"what happened?"

"Master, hot pot."

I haven’t forgotten about this yet. Duan Jieling touched his trouser pocket and found that he didn’t bring his mobile phone. He also used Xu Chi’s mobile phone to take a taxi just now. Ah, what do you think is 129 times 3978?"

Hearing this, Xu Chi memorized the formula for multiplication. After doing the math for a while, he found that he had counted all ten fingers. He was so anxious that he cried, "Master, I can't figure it out."

Obviously he made people like this by himself, but Duan Jieling had to lower his figure to coax people: "Look, although you made a mistake this time, although there is no reward, there is no punishment either, right? In this way, you still earn money." It's gone, isn't it?"

Xu Chi nodded subconsciously.

"That's right, let's go, go home."

Walking halfway, Duan Jieling suddenly remembered something. Last time Xu Chi's slippers seemed to be worn out, and it took him a long time to buy a new pair of slippers. He took out Xu Chi's mobile phone and entered the password. I was only focused on paying, but didn't even look at the balance, wondering if I could still buy slippers after paying just now.

He glanced at the balance, feeling a little dazzled. There are three...three commas?

"Xu Chi, tell me, did you rob a bank?"

Xu Chi blinked, but still didn't know what to say, he just stared blankly at Duan Jieling.

"Okay." Duan Jieling said to the taxi master, "Master, go to the supermarket at the back door of xx community."

The two got off the car at the entrance of the supermarket, and Duan Jieling silently calculated how much Xu Chi paid in total, and then took Xu Chi into the supermarket.

Walking to the slippers, Duan Jieling felt that Xu Chi had always been so rich but was eating and drinking here. He couldn't help but want to tease him, so he went to the seller: "Where are the pink slippers?"

Duan Jieling searched for the place he pointed for a long time and found that there was no one he wanted, so he came back: "I want men's ones."

The salesperson seemed to have seen a pervert: "Men, pink, slippers?"

"Yes." Facing that look, Duan Jieling had to pull Xu Chi to his side and explained, "My brother, who has cerebral palsy since he was a child, likes pink, but I, as a brother, are not dedicated enough to even a pair of size 45." You can’t even buy pink slippers.”

The salesperson was a little moved: "Huashang is a shoe store, maybe there is something you want, it's really not easy..."

Duan Jieling dragged Xu Chi away directly. He really felt that he was a 2b, but he still couldn't hold back his eager heart, and took Xu Chi to the shoe store on the second floor.

"Boss, do you have the slippers he's wearing?" Duan Jieling pointed to Xu Chi behind him.

The boss took a look: "How big are your feet?"

"45 yards."

The boss took out a bunch, and Duan Jieling picked it out for a long time: "Why is there no pink here?"

Before the boss questioned it, Duan Jieling took out the excuse he had just made up: "My brother has cerebral palsy and likes pink."

"Oh, that's it." The boss pointed to the warehouse at the back, "It's full of things that others don't like to buy. You may be able to buy what you want."

Duan Jieling also became cruel, and went out to buy slippers for him in the middle of the night. He must buy slippers for him today: "Xu Chi, pink, do you know him?"

"Know."

"Go in and find the pink ones, show me all the pink ones."

Xu Chi also joined the shoe search team, and his hard work paid off. Duan Jieling picked up a pair of thin cotton light pink slippers, and Xu Chi found a pair of plush slippers with Piglet printed on them.

This time it's easy, spring, summer, autumn and winter are enough, Duan Jieling thought in his heart, settled the bill with Xu Chi's mobile phone and went home satisfied.

It was already 3 o'clock at night when Duan Jieling lay on the bed after washing, his upper eyelids and lower eyelids were fighting, but he saw Xu Chi sitting beside the bed: "Why don't you wash up?"

Seeing this appearance, Duan Jieling understood most of it, don't be afraid that he forgot how to take a bath.

"Xu Chi, can you take a bath?"

Xu Chi immediately complained: "I don't know why, as soon as I opened it, it sprayed me, and it hurt me so much!"

Duan Jieling got up, thinking that he might not be able to sleep tonight, so he took Xu Chi's usual towel, changed his clothes, and dragged him into the bathroom.

"Take it off." Duan Jieling didn't feel anything when he was going to bathe Xu Chi, but when it was officially implemented, he somehow felt a little... pornographic?

At the same time as the words fell, Xu Chi's body was completely naked.

With a shake of Duan Jieling's hands, Xu Chi's young body was fully exposed in front of his eyes. Duan Jieling was even more envious of his wheat-colored skin. He was born with this morbid paleness, which is not as good as the wheat that shows masculine charm. The color is matched with the well-trained abs. It's strange. Duan Jieling touched the abs. It's so... hard

"Master, the water is so cold"

Duan Jieling came to his senses, shit, what are you doing?

He stopped what he was doing, turned up the water temperature, and asked himself very gently, "Is this okay?"

Xu Chi nodded

"Then wash it yourself, rinse off the shower gel and come out." Duan Jieling handed the nozzle to Xu Chi and ran to the bed.

It must be because the weather is too hot, cats are in heat, I am 30 years old, heat is normal, normal, normal...

"Master, I'm done washing." Xu Chi still came out naked.

Duan Jieling has a headache, this scene, several times. Sex!

"Why don't you wear clothes?"

"The panties are dirty, I don't have new ones."

"Go down to that cupboard and get mine."

Hearing this, Xu Chi searched for a long time and found a pair of bright red ones to put on: "Master...so tight..."