[System] The emperor can't do it

There is a kind of cat called Schrödinger's cat, which is either dead or alive;

There is a kind of emperor called Wen Xiaonian, who talks about whether he is respectable or not.

Since traveling to the Tiansheng Dynasty, Wen Xiaonian's chrysanthemum no longer hurts and her waist is no longer sore, and it is easy to capture three thousand beauties in the harem~

But for Wen Xiaonian, I want what I want for a handsome guy, and I want what I want for a general dragon. I can't have both, and I can choose General Long instead of a handsome guy.

On the second day after traveling to the Tiansheng Dynasty, the sky was clear and the wind was breezy. Wen Xiaonian went to sleep until the sun was up, and only reluctantly got up from the dragon bed when his stomach was growling, without his orders. Eunuch Li, who had been on standby for a long time, quickly ordered a large group of eunuchs to wash and dress Wen Xiaonian.

"Your Majesty, the wife invited by the Empress Dowager has been waiting in the side hall for a long time, do you think it is..." Eunuch Li reminded Wen Xiaonian cautiously.

"Well..."

Wen Xiaonian was busy filling his mouth with the exquisite and delicious royal meal. For Eunuch Li, his words went in his left ear and out his right ear. He didn't remember what Eunuch Li said until he burped when he was full.

Master or something, it seems that the queen mother mentioned it yesterday~

Since he had already promised the Queen Mother that he would change his mind and start a new life, Wen Xiaonian couldn't refuse. After eating, he rubbed his stomach and slowly moved to the side hall.

Looking from a distance, a tall and straight figure was sitting at the desk, bowing his head and concentrating on reading the book in his hands, occasionally stretching out his hand to turn the pages of the book, even though Wen Xiaonian had already walked up to him, he didn't look up.

"Since the emperor is here, don't stand still, please sit down."

Wen Xiaonian, who was planning to sneak attack while that person was not paying attention, had no choice but to withdraw his hands that were planning to do evil, and said sullenly, "How do you know it's Zhen?"

Long Aotian cursed nonsense in his heart, if he really couldn't detect such a big movement, it would be a problem, okay, but he didn't say a word, just gave Wen Xiaonian a faint look Sign him to sit down.

hum-

The raised chair let out an ugly cry, Long Aotian frowned, and became even more disgusted with this thankless job.

When the queen mother summoned him, he realized something was wrong, and the result was as he expected. He was asked to teach this trash to study, and he subconsciously wanted to refuse, but how could the old fox, the queen mother, allow him to say no? He has the ability to teach the emperor a lesson, but he can't move Shu Yilan for the time being, so he has no choice but to accept this errand.

Thinking of this, Long Aotian's eyes looking at the emperor became a little darker, what exactly is Shu Yilan thinking...

"General Long, I'm ready, we can start."

Wen Xiaonian looked at Long Aotian on the opposite side with great interest, and there was undisguised joy in his eyes. It really didn't take much effort to find nowhere to go, Queen Mother, you are so kind to me, I was still worrying about how to create an opportunity to meet alone, but I didn't expect to get my wish today.

He silently increased the favorability of the queen mother in his heart, of course the one with the highest favorability must be Long Aotian.

"I don't have anything for the Pope." Long Aotian said in the presence of the old god.

"Then what are you doing here?" Wen Xiaonian asked a little puzzled, did he go the wrong way?

"Of course." Long Aotian deliberately paused to whet his appetite, and then continued, "Supervise the Emperor."

"what--"

Seeing Wen Xiaonian grow up with a bitter face, Long Aotian was actually a little happy, of course he would never admit it.

"Three Character Classics, Analects, Mencius..."

Why do I have to learn this after time travel, Wen Xiaonian looked at the learning content piled up like small hills in front of him, his eyes turned black, and he had an urgent desire to time travel back.

Although my mother would force him to study at home, as long as he utters a few lies, he can get over it. Looking at Long Aotian's face opposite, Wen Xiaonian's chrysanthemum tightens, lying and deceiving people will definitely kill him Very miserable.

"I have memorized all these books, and I will come back to check after an hour."

Throwing down a word lightly, General Long Ao Tianlong left in a cool way, leaving behind the poor emperor Wen Xiaonian

There was no other way, Wen Xiaonian had no choice but to urgently call the system in his body to see if there was any way to make him memorable or to travel him back.

"God, come out quickly, someone will die!"

Tian: ...I can't help you

"Why? Aren't you a system??" Wen Xiaonian obviously didn't believe that there was nothing Tian could do.

"Whoever stipulates that the system is omnipotent, stand up and I promise not to kill him!" Tian said angrily, what's wrong with the system, don't you know that there are many system bugs, hmph, human beings with little knowledge!

"Then tell me how can I go back?" Wen Xiaonian continued to ask.

As soon as the words fell, a big scroll appeared in his mind covering the original childbirth task interface.

Complete system-specific tasks to get a time travel machine.

Task [-]: The ultimate childbirth task (released but not completed)

Task [-]: Gather seven male and male couples (unreleased and unfinished)

Task [-]: (hidden state)

At this moment, Wen Xiaonian felt like 1000 million grass-mud horses were galloping past. Why did he collect seven male and female couples? This broken system is to summon the dragon!

"Should I complete all three tasks or only one of them?" Wen Xiaonian has not given up yet, his life cannot be so tragic.

Tian: "It's all done."

……

Click, click, click.

Tian: "What sound?"

Wen Xiaonian: "My shattered boyish heart!"

Come on, he has resigned to his fate!

Who told him to be unlucky to have such an unreliable system, Wen Xiaonian can't really count on Tian to help him.He flipped open the book on the table in a somewhat self-defeating manner, since he was idle anyway.

The Three-Character Classic is relatively simple, and it is familiar to the ears of the god Ma Ximeng's mother who chooses a neighbor. Wen Xiaonian has read it several times and can already recite it. When he was secretly complacent, he suddenly discovered a very profound question. Wen Xiaonian Xiaonian was very confused by this.

Since the Tiansheng Dynasty is a superficial dynasty, why are there still ancient Chinese books that are completely fictional?Author, you are too lazy!Wen Xiaonian had a sense of resentment for being cheated.

time flies.

An hour is only two hours in modern times. Just as Wen Xiaonian put down the Three Character Classic in his hand, he found a familiar figure at the gate of the palace.

Sword eyebrows and star eyes, those obsidian-like pupils are the most attractive place for Wen Xiaonian, looking at each other, Wen Xiaonian almost lost all sanity, just want to look at his eyes forever, until the sky... …

"Your Majesty, I wonder how the mission is going?"

The cold and magnetic voice resounded in the huge palace, and also pulled Wen Xiaonian back from the boundless fantasy. Seeing Long Aotian's expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile, Wen Xiaonian thumped in his heart, feeling that he had just The boy's heart that was only clingy has a tendency to be broken again.

"That, that..." Wen Xiaonian blushed a little, and his voice was like a humming sound.

If the one standing in front of him is the queen mother or someone else, he promises to say that he can't memorize it without changing his face and heartbeat, and then looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, but the bad thing is that this person is not someone else, But his sweetheart.

"I haven't recited it, have I?" Long Aotian said with a clear face, in fact, he would be surprised if Wen Xiaonian said that he had recited all of them.

"Then how will you punish me?" Wen Xiaonian looked at Long Aotian with glowing eyes, with a hint of expectation.

If it was the way of punishment last night, then let the storm of punishment be more violent!

"what----"

Another burst of pig-killing cries came from the inner courtyard of the palace. Eunuch Li and the guards who were guarding outside the gate were startled. They picked up the weapons in their hands and planned to rush into the palace. They waited until they rushed in. It turns out that things are not what they imagined...

Wen Xiaonian looked at Long Aotian with a mournful face, as if he couldn't cry.

"How can you bear to treat me like this?" Wen Xiaonian complained with tears in his eyes.

"I'm doing it for the good of the emperor." Long Aotian spoke plausibly.

"It doesn't matter if you treat me a little bit worse."

"Okay, let's add five more times to the previous one."

Wen Xiaonian: Crying loudly, I don't want to bully the emperor like this!