[System] The emperor can't do it

Speaking of the prosperity of the day, it is really strange, the prince was scared to death when he saw the general, and looking at Long Aotian's appearance, it is obvious that even the emperor doesn't think much of it.

But at this moment, Wen Xiaonian didn't think about this level at all. Now he is just saying one sentence - the old problem has happened again!

Ever since Wen Xiaonian was dumped by his ugly, tragic first love, he had the problem of being unable to walk when he saw a handsome guy.His slogan is: there is only a small shou who does not work hard, and there is no small attack that cannot be pursued.Under the guidance of this slogan, he has successively captured countless handsome men, and I believe that if he does not travel through time, he will create even more gratifying results.

But things in the world are so impermanent sometimes, Wen Xiaonian has crossed over, and he has crossed over to an emperor who is nearly 1.8 meters tall, ordinary people may just give up like this, but who is Wen Xiaonian, the No. The word "giving up" was not in his dictionary, so Wen Xiaonian decided to continue to make persistent efforts to carry out the slogan to the end.

"General Long, the moon is shining tonight, why don't we have a good time together?"

The first rule of chasing offense: increase the chances of attacking and receiving alone, even if there is no opportunity to create an opportunity.

The corner of Wen Xiaonian's mouth twitched into a confident smile. He is the emperor now, and he speaks well. If he doesn't listen to the emperor's words, it is disrespectful. Long Aotian doesn't have the courage to resist the order.

"The empress has been waiting in the imperial garden for a long time." Long Aotian said with an expression on his face.

"But I invited you, General." Wen Xiaonian went straight to the point, not believing that Long Aotian didn't agree to himself.

"No time."

The perfectly shaped thin lips spat out two words like gold, without any cover or room.

"If you don't have time, let's change another day. Anyway, the moon is not so bright today." There was a crack in the smile on the corner of Wen Xiaonian's mouth. Obviously, he didn't expect Long Aotian to reject his invitation so straightforwardly. I began to suspect that the emperor of this dynasty was actually the youngest one.

Silently draw a big cross on the back of the first rule, this one is useless to Ruthless Attack.

If one plan fails, there will be another plan, Wen Xiaonian squinted his eyes, saw the black scabbard sword on Long Aotian's body, and suddenly had a solution in his mind.

"General Long, your sword is not bad, can you let me see it?"

The second rule of the chasing attack: Start talking about what he likes, and increase the communication between the attacker and the receiver.

"Give it to you." Long Aotian directly took the black saber from his waist and handed it to Wen Xiaonian.

Wen Xiaonian: "..."

Your sister's sword is so heavy!Are you sure you can dance with such a heavy Stegosaurus Aotian?

Tian: "Yes."

Wen Xiaonian: "Damn it, I didn't ask you what you answered!"

Tian: "Long Aotian's force value ranks first in the world. If he can't, no one can."

Wen Xiaonian: "What about my strength?"

Tian: "The force value of the queried character is less than 10 and will not be included in the world ranking."

Wen Xiaonian's inner monologue: He should have known this result a long time ago.

The second rule failed miserably again, Wen Xiaonian was about to unleash his ultimate move, but Long Aotian was the first to speak this time.

"Your Majesty, as the king of a country, you should keep yourselves clean. If you let your ministers see the emperor haunting the fireworks, don't blame them for being ruthless."

With extremely cold voice and extremely bored mood, Long Aotian never concealed his dislike for the emperor, if it wasn't for his stupid younger brother, he wouldn't bother to care whether this perverted emperor lived or died.

"Come on and be ruthless? Will you press me on the couch and have sex a hundred times as a punishment?" Wen Xiaonian's eyes shone brightly, looking at Long Aotian brightly, his whole body exuded "Come, come, come and punish" Why don't you punish my M breath.

A crack finally appeared on the face of the ice mountain that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, and the drooping fingers subconsciously touched his sword but failed to touch it. Long Aotian suddenly had an urge to kill the king.

"Your Majesty, please respect yourself."

"What will happen if I don't respect myself?" Wen Xiaonian looked at Long Aotian expectantly.

……

"what----"

There was another cry like killing a pig in the Chunfeng Building, but the sound was slightly different from the first time when I listened carefully. Just as everyone in the building was listening, a vigorous figure hurried across the outer wall of the Chunfeng Building. escape.And when the old bustard heard the sound and came, he found that the atmosphere in the room was a little... weird?

That's right, it's weird, no matter who made the yell just now, the current situation is very weird, I saw the door of the box lying on the ground with no one to collect the body, and one of the two old men in the room was lying madly on the soft bed. Rolling around laughing on the couch, the other was sitting on the ground and shivering blankly, the old bustard shivered, and finally decided to leave the two of them alone.

Wen Xiaonian hid his face under the quilt and snickered, this Long Aotian was so loving, he actually spanked his own ass 23333, decided, no matter what, he would take down this iceberg on the outside, but it was really boring the general.

The man he wants to win has never missed a shot. Wen Xiaonian is full of confidence in himself, but he obviously forgot the rules of kicking the iron plate just now.

"Hey, brother, have you had enough convulsions? We should go back." Wen Xiaonian got up from the soft couch, straightened his clothes, and said to Cheng Wang who was sitting on the ground.

When King Cheng heard Wen Xiaonian's voice, he didn't answer, but secretly searched for Long Aotian's traces from the corner of his eyes, until he was sure that Long Aotian had left, he began to breathe a sigh of relief.

"Hey—he's finally gone."

No wonder the pressure on his body dropped suddenly from the beginning, King Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead, if this happened a few more times, his life would be over.

Why didn't the Tiansheng Dynasty fight? If there was a war, Long Aotian would go out in person and he would never see him again, Cheng Wang thought a little depressed. (As a prince and become a king, are you sure your thoughts are okay?)

"General Long isn't that scary, is he?" Wen Xiaonian asked curiously looking at his brother's pale face from fright.

"Brother Huang, you don't know something..." Cheng Wang sighed, and sat on the ground without any image, telling a very sad childhood story.

The beginning of the story is beautiful. The honorable Long Anke and the equally honorable Cheng Wang are about the same age. When they were young, they belonged to the childhood sweethearts of bamboo horses and bamboo horses. The two of them studied and ate together.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. The bastard Cheng Wang showed his nature as a pervert since he was a child. He took away Long Anke's first kiss when he was only 10 years old.Long Anke burst into tears and ran to complain to his brother, but Shen Shen's younger brother, Long Aotian, was furious when he heard about it. At this time, his martial arts had already achieved a little success, so he went directly to the door to teach Cheng Wang a lesson. .

Poor Cheng Wang was spoiled and pampered since he was a child, and he was no match for Long Aotian, who is full of martial arts. The beating made the little boy feel bad all over. In order to heal his injuries, he had to stay on the bed for a full month.

However, although the physical injury healed, the psychological shadow remained forever. Since then, King Cheng has suffered from dinosaur disease.The specific manifestation is that when he hears Long Aotian's name, he will tremble all over his body, and when he sees Long Aotian, his feet will be weak and he will not be able to walk. In the worst case, he will even turn pale when he hears the word "long".

It is precisely because of this that Long Anke, who was originally scheduled to marry King Cheng, became a queen, and the wedding was just held the day before Wen Xiaonian's crossing.

"Hey, brother, it's not easy for you!" After hearing the whole story, Wen Xiaonian patted his younger brother's shoulder comfortingly.

"Brother Huang, you are the best for me, woo woo..." King Cheng sobbed and threw himself into Wen Xiaonian's arms. This matter was an old scar to him, and it hurts every time he mentioned it.

"Hey, don't cry, don't cry~" Wen Xiaonian stroked the top of Cheng Wang's head, his body exuded the brilliance of motherhood.

"Brother Huang, can you give me an order to kill him?" Cheng Wang said coquettishly, rubbing his nose in Brother Huang's arms.

"Go to hell!"

Wen Xiaonian pushed Cheng Wang out of his arms, and dared to behead his own husband, he must be impatient!

King Cheng burst into tears again.

Presuming he didn't hear it, Wen Xiaonian exclaimed through the empty door, what a wonderful night~

"You continue to cry here, I'm going back to the palace." Wen Xiaonian said ruthlessly.

"I want to go back to the palace too, wait for me." Cheng Wang, who was out of breath from crying just now, immediately wiped away his tears, although his eyes were still red and swollen.

After going through such a toss, the two of them lost interest in the fresh goods of Chunfenglou for a long time. When they went out, Cheng Wang directly gave the old bustard 1000 taels of silver as the maintenance fee, and walked back to the palace without looking back.

The night is getting darker.

Eunuch Li, who waited on the emperor to change clothes and wash, found that the emperor seemed to be in a good mood today, with a smile on his mouth all the time, which was a strange sight that had never happened before.

"Eunuch Li, what do you think of General Long?" Wen Xiaonian asked with a smile on his face.

"General Long is so brave and uses his troops like a god, he is really the pillar of the country." Eunuch Li replied truthfully and respectfully.

"Yes, it really is the man I like."

Wen Xiaonian nodded contentedly, turned around and went to bed, leaving Eunuch Li stunned in place as if struck by lightning.

The emperor didn't mean what he thought, did he?

Shouldn't shouldn't be...

Eunuch Li kept repeating these four words, as if if he said too much, it would come true.