take care of my uncle and grandpa

In addition to receiving two guests from parallel worlds in the past few years, the Armed Detective Agency welcomes another young guest.

Kaze Masaki huddled in Dazai Osamu's arms, holding a lollipop from Edogawa Ranpo in his hand, and his other fleshy hand firmly clung to Dazai Osamu's neck.Dazai Osamu's expression was a little stiff, he was really not used to being so intimate with children, even if his best friend Oda Sakunosuke adopted five orphans back then, he never helped take care of the children.

However, the child Feng Masaki has identified Dazai Ji. If Dazai Ji doesn't hug him, he will be tearful, and he will curl his mouth if he wants to cry or not. It can be seen that the women in the club who are full of motherly love and because of being a teacher are facing each other. Kunikida Doppo, who is quite tolerant of children, forced him to comfort him.

Obviously this kid looks similar to him, why doesn't he usually get this kind of treatment?

"So it turns out that their timeline has already reached this point." Edogawa Ranpo observed Kaze Masaki for a long time, and came to a conclusion, "From a biological point of view, he is your biological child of Dazai. .”

Well, Osamu Dazai can guess the truth just by looking at the child's face. In short, it can't be his juvenile body. Regardless of whether there are supernatural powers or other means to turn him into a child, he didn't have any wind when he was young. Masaki is so silly and sweet.

Although he had a similar face, Feng Zhengshu was obviously well protected by his elders, completely different from a black mud monster.

"Father, if you want a lollipop, I can ask Uncle Ranpo for another one." Feng Masaki saw that Osamu Dazai had been staring at him, and wanted to give Dad some candy too, but the lollipop was already covered. His drool, Mom said, it's rude to let someone eat something with your own drool in it.

"No need." Osamu Dazai rejected Masaki in a black line, "So you were hit by the broken ten-year bazooka?"

The six-year-old Masaki was actually hit by a bazooka, and his first reaction was to complain to his parents. He originally wanted to go to the Port Mafia Building, but Atsushi Nakajima, who came out to buy Mr. Ranpo's snacks, found out first. Brought it back to the Armed Detective Agency, seeing Osamu Dazai, he immediately hugged his thigh and climbed up, skillfully hung it around his neck, and began to complain about Rambo.

Feng Zhengshu felt aggrieved, "That's right, it's too bad luck. Brother Lanbo will be killed every time he wants to bully Mr. Reborn, and he will cry when he is bullied, and then he will act recklessly."

The child shook his head helplessly, "I haven't grown up yet, my legs are too short, and I can't run faster. It's too bad."

You seem to have a lot of experience at such a young age!

Feng Masaki relied on Osamu Dazai like a koala, and Osamu Dazai couldn't do his daily work at all. Although he usually didn't finish much fishing, at least he didn't skip work today, and he had to take his children to the office during the lunch break. Downstairs cafe for lunch.

Originally, everyone in the Armed Detective Agency thought they would see Osamu Dazai, the new dad, taking care of his children, but things were not what they imagined.

"Father, don't be picky when you eat, and don't add messy things to the meal. Uncle Chef will be angry if you spoil the food." Masaki Kaze with a serious puffy face persuaded Osamu Dazai seriously, "And don't disturb the service Giving birth to a young lady will make her very troubled."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Not to mention Osamu Dazai didn't expect it, even Edogawa Ranpo didn't expect Osamu Dazai's son to have a serious character.But Osamu Dazai didn't fool Masaki like he usually bullied Kunikida Doppo. For the first time, he was really obedient and ate all the meals he ordered.

Osamu Dazai finished his lunch without being a monster, and Masaki Kaze, who has a good biological clock, was about to take a nap. He occupied the sofa where Osamu Dazai usually lay, covered himself with a blanket sponsored by Akiko Yosano, and talked to Osamu Dazai He said "Good afternoon", and kissed Osamu Dazai on the cheek, and nodded his own cheek, asking Osamu Dazai to kiss him too, but there was no response for a long time.

"dad?"

Atsushi Nakajima looked over, and Osamu Dazai, who had just played a father-son relationship with Masaki, was now standing on the wall farthest from the sofa, sticking to the wall tightly, as if he had been super frightened.

"Father?" Masaki tilted his head, not understanding how his father would suddenly jump away like a frightened rabbit.

Seeing Masaki's confused expression, Atsushi Nakajima yearned for family affection because he was born in an orphanage, and warmly reminded Osamu Dazai in a low voice, "Mr. Dazai, what are you doing so far?"

"I..." Osamu Dazai, who has always been eloquent, was at a loss for words, his iris-colored eyes were empty, and he didn't know what he was thinking. When he heard Atsushi Nakajima's words, he just turned his head to look at him dumbly, with a helpless look on his face, but Atsushi Nakajima didn't understand why he was helpless. Masaki was very coaxable, and it wasn't that he couldn't coax him to bed for a long time. Atsushi Nakajima remembered that when he was in the orphanage, when his supernatural powers had not yet appeared , he can still live and play with other children. Every noon break, there will always be a few brats who refuse to take a nap.

Masaki is able to eat by himself, not picky eaters, and can go to bed on time, which is really easy to take along.

But Osamu Dazai felt that he had encountered the biggest problem in the world. Even if it was the danger of a hail of bullets, he never took it seriously, and was willing to test it on the edge of danger.

But it's different now, it's pure trust, as long as you reach out, you can touch the fleshy, soft little hand, and poke it and poke a cute little nest.

However, he didn't dare to stretch out his hand. To him, it was simply too terrifying, like a little monster that could eat him up in one bite.

How could a person like him, who was pitch-black from the inside out and would be rejected by ghosts even in hell, touch a little angel?

What on earth does this kid trust him, just because he is "father"?

It's not that Osamu Dazai has never met his other self, he doesn't believe that his other self can be a good father.

He can't.

"Dad." A soft voice called him, he didn't know how he stood back to the sofa, Masaki pulled the hem of his clothes, didn't mention the kiss again, just raised his head and asked him, " Does Daddy want to sleep with me?"

Why is the sofa of the Armed Detective Agency so big?Why is Masaki so petite, it's more than enough to squeeze a sofa with him, so he can't refuse even if he wants to.

Osamu Dazai lay beside Masaki dumbly, patting his hands lightly. He didn't know why he was there to coax the child to sleep. In fact, he didn't need to coax him, because Masaki closed his eyes shortly after lying down. Fell asleep.

Masaki was still clutching the hem of his shirt while he was asleep, Osamu Dazai had a faint feeling that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.

Now he only hopes that Li Lianliu can come to pick up the child sooner.

It's a pity that the other party didn't come until Masaki Wu woke up, so Osamu Dazai could only continue to take care of the children.

In fact, Osamu Dazai wanted Ranpo Edogawa to take over the task of raising children. You see, Ranpo Edogawa, a childish detective, has never changed his childish innocence. He is easy to get along with children, so he is very suitable for playing with Masaki.

But Edogawa Ranpo just shook his newspaper, turned the chair leisurely, and turned his back, "Don't be stupid, Masaki just wants to play with you, and this detective won't join in the fun."

When the great detective said this, even Atsushi Nakajima was unwilling to take his hand, so he could only draw pictures with Masaki.

Osamu Dazai's painting skill Alice, who was able to scare the leader of the port mafia into tears, has not improved much so far. It looks even more distorted than a ghost drawing, but Masaki Kaze is used to it. It seems that Dazai from another world Zhi Zhi's painting skills are the same as his.

Masaki held an oil-based pen as a watercolor pen. Although the painting was also a mass of black paint, the characteristics were obvious, and his painting skills were more than one level better than Osamu Dazai.

In the middle of the paper is Osamu Dazai, the strap on his hand is very distinctive, and the little one next to him should be Masaki himself.In addition, he also drew Atsushi Nakajima with cat ears (crossed out) tiger ears and tail, Kunikida Ranpo wearing glasses, Yosano Akiko with a butterfly headdress on his head, and Miyazawa Kenji with freckles on his overalls, and Tanizaki brothers and sisters who are tired of being together, the background is different from others, and they also drew a loving heart, and Edogawa in a deer hunting cap. Fukuzawa Yukichi, who painted cats, so many people squeezed into a piece of paper, the painting was full.

At the end of the painting, Masaki wanted to sign his "masterpiece" but couldn't find a place to write it, so he could only sign it on the back.

"To my father - Masaki"

Osamu Dazai looked at the painting, thoughtful, but didn't say anything.

Li Lianliu finally came to pick up Masaki. Masaki happily ran to his mother. Osamu Dazai opened his mouth but didn't say anything. Masaki opened his mouth first, "I say goodbye to my father."

Then Masaki skillfully climbed onto Dazai Osamu's body, kissed him heavily on the face, then climbed down neatly, and walked towards his mother.

"Masaki." Osamu Dazai finally opened his mouth and called Masaki to bid farewell to everyone in the detective agency. Under Masaki's clear eyes, he walked forward, bent down, and kissed Masaki's baby-fat face .

Masaki was stunned for a moment, and then showed a big smile.

The mother and son disappeared in place amid the farewell sounds of the crowd, and in a blink of an eye, they returned to the original world, walking on the way home as usual.

"Masaki, you know that's not the one from our family, right? I've been playing with him for so long, and my father will be hungry again." Li Lianliu asked.

"But that is also a father." Feng Zhengshu raised his head and replied in a childlike voice, "Besides, that father looks so lonely, and Zheng Shu wants to accompany him so that he won't be lonely. Mom, can we go see that dad over there next time?"

"That, forget it, it's up to you."

The author has something to say: because the extra episode is a short story, it will be a little more cryptic, so it is better to write it directly

1. Masaki knew from the very beginning that this world was not his own, and he was a little uneasy, so he would pester Dazai

2. Dazai also knew that Masaki knew the truth, but he didn’t say it, especially when he was painting later, he drew everyone but didn’t draw his mother, because his mother belonged to Masaki’s father in that world, and Masaki could actually tell the difference

3. Masaki hopes that Dazai can really integrate into the group, and not be the most noisy person, but also the loneliest person