take care of my uncle and grandpa

Feng Zhengshu is six years old this year, it is strange to say that he neither takes his mother's surname nor his father's surname, but takes his mother's seventh uncle's and grandpa's surname.

My mother's surname is Li on household registration, but it is said that her real surname is Zhan.The main family of the Li family already had uncle Li Xiaolang inheriting it, and she didn't need her to inherit it, and she didn't want to take care of the Zhan family, and the Zhan family couldn't control him, so my mother didn't let Zheng Shu take her surname.

As for dad...

Uncle Nakaya said that when Masaki's father was young, he single-handedly pulled up the hatred value of the entire Yokohama. No matter what happened, as long as he stepped forward, everyone would automatically blame him, thinking that he It is the biggest big boss behind the scenes.Anyway, it must be Osamu Dazai's fault if he is indecisive, so don't follow his surname, because if you report the surname "Dazai", you will be beaten with a sack when you go out.

By the way, Uncle Chuya is the one who usually beats up Dad the most.Masaki has gone from being shocked to being normal.

Moreover, Dad used to be the leader of the Port Mafia. Although he was only in office for four years, he was assassinated no less than the previous leaders who had been in office for a long time.Besides, many mafia would hide their identities when they retire. If a man finds an ordinary woman to marry, and if he changes his name, it can greatly reduce the chance of his enemies coming to him.

But my mother said that he didn't share his father's surname not to avoid enemies, but to embrace golden thighs. Her seventh uncle and grandpa had golden thighs and were known as one of the seven strongest people in the world. There is no harm in hugging them tightly.

Mother's seventh uncle and grandpa can be regarded as Masaki's great-grandfather, an elder who loves him very much, although he looks very young, even younger than his mother.He is a very powerful martial arts master, and he often comes to see Masaki and supervise his martial arts practice.

Grandpa Zeng said that Masaki's talent in martial arts is much better than that of his mother, but it didn't make Masaki particularly happy.There are many people under my mother who are strong in physical skills, but they have not surpassed my mother. My father said that there are really few people in the world who are better than her in some aspects of my mother.

My mother is the leader of the world's second mafia - the Mirufiore family. The reason why she is not number one is because the world's number one mafia - the leader of the Vongola family, Sawada Tsunayoshi is an elder she respects very much, otherwise If so, she will do it.

Yes, my mother is a very powerful woman with a very strong personality. Although she can't tell from the outside, she always smiles.Especially in front of his uncle Li Xiaolang, that weak appearance made him almost suspect that his mother had a dual personality.

But Dad said that it is normal for a woman to have two faces.

In Masaki's eyes, Uncle Chuya's father, who has enough hatred in Yokohama, is an ordinary man.He will hold him tenderly and tell him bedtime stories, and sometimes he will read to him novels written by his friend Uncle Oda.

Uncle Oda is a novelist and a member of the Armed Detective Agency. His novels are very literary. In other words, they sound very hypnotic to the six-year-old Masaki. Sometimes Dad He fell asleep thinking about it.But they dare not tell Uncle Oda about this point, every time Uncle Oda asks them how they feel, they will only say: very good, very good.

The Armed Detective Agency is not only a detective agency, but also a legendary supernatural person to balance the power of Yokohama. Although it is useless, Masaki has known since he was sensible that Yokohama is his own territory, according to his father. , Mom is a collector, and likes to collect sites the most. Apart from Yokohama, there are many sites in the world that belong to the Mirufiore family.

However, although Dad is very ordinary in front of him, he is still very majestic and powerful when facing Brother Dun's subordinates. When everyone saw him, they didn't even dare to breathe. relax.

So Masaki didn't understand whether a man also has two faces.

No matter what, Dad is very majestic outside, but at home, Mom ranks first, Masaki ranks second, and third is Mom's pet Xiaoxi, a white tiger who has been with Mom for a long time , the last one is Dad's turn.

My father is so pitiful, but my mother said that my father is very insecure, and he is worried about gains and losses when holding him, and he is happy to be a monster every day, jumping around and making troubles to gain a sense of existence when he is at the bottom.

When Masaki heard the long string of words, he also understood at a young age that his father is his father, so he is special to him. Outside, his father is probably what Uncle Chuya said, If you give your name, you will be dragged into the alley and beaten.

But Masaki still felt that what Uncle Chuya said was a bit exaggerated. After all, Yokohama was his family's territory, and no one would dare to beat his father while walking on the road, except Uncle Chuya himself.

Oh, and Uncle Kunikida who added the Armed Detective Agency.

Uncle Kunikida was also a person who was often jumped by his father's anger. Although they all cared that he didn't beat someone on the spot, Masaki understood. After all, the veins on Uncle Kunikida's forehead were about to burst, and he was not blind.

But Dad bullied Uncle Kunikida not because he hated him, but because he liked him a lot.What Dad really hates is Uncle Edogawa. According to Uncle Chuya, if Dad hadn’t been so tight back then, Mom might have followed Uncle Edogawa away, and he might have changed his father by then.

But Masaki still thinks this is too exaggerated, after all, if his mother wants to change his father... who can stop it!

This is not joking, but to be honest, the entire family power belongs to the mother, although the father is also in a high position, but the chef father is only brother Atsushi Nakajima, but the cook mother has too many people to count on one hand, you can He said that the top executives on the same level as his father were all mother's fans. If his mother said she wanted to find him a stepdad, someone would immediately make a list of beauty pageants for her.

So Masaki is very relieved of Uncle Edogawa, and also likes him very much.The other party often gave him some candy and potato chips. Among the children Masaki knew, no one had as many snacks as he did, including Masaki himself. His father said that he should take care of his teeth and not eat too many snacks, so, Masaki liked this elder who would secretly share his snacks.

Among so many uncles, the strangest one was Uncle Bai Lan.

My mother has a studio with a lot of oil paintings in it. It is said that this Uncle Bai Lan painted it. My mother cherishes those paintings very much and cleans them every once in a while. He is not allowed to play in that studio so as not to damage things. .

He also saw a group photo of his mother and Uncle Bailan, as if his father liked to record his growing up with photos. His mother had many, many photos from the past, and most of them were photos with this Uncle Bailan.

However, every time he saw his mother and Uncle Bai Lan standing together, the atmosphere was tense to death. It didn't have the atmosphere when other uncles came over.

Uncle Bailan was also very helpless about this, but Zheng Shu didn't know the reason why his mother hated Uncle Bailan. No one of the adults would talk about it. Only Dad said that although Mom's friend was also Bailan, it was not this Uncle Bai Lan who often came to play with him.

Masaki thought about split personality or twin brothers, but he didn't come up with an answer in the end.Dad said not to explore this aspect, otherwise it will make mother sad.

Well, as a little man, I have to protect my mother from being sad.

However, the real trouble for the six-year-old Masaki is that he has inherited his parents' good looks, and his cute appearance is so cute that people can't help but want to pinch the baby fat on his face.

He looks like his father, but his soft and harmless temperament is more like his mother.Uncle Zhongye once said this, saying that he never thought that the child of the black mud monster would be so innocent and cute.

Masaki didn't understand what the black mud monster was, but Uncle Nakaya, who usually hated his father the most, would pinch his cheek when he saw him, let alone other people.The best one is Grandpa Fukuzawa. He never pinches Masaki's face, but he often asks him if he wants to eat dried fish, and then he pulls out a lot of dried fish from his sleeve.

My mother said that many leaders are like this. In the past, the ninth generation of the Pengelie family especially liked to give away tomatoes, and they still gave them by car by car. The one or two small dried fishes given by Grandpa Fuzawa were already very good in comparison. normal now.

By the way, the tenth generation of the Pengelie family likes to give candy, and my mother also wants to follow suit and give cotton candy to others in the future.

Having said that, whether it is dried fish or candy, you can't bribe Masaki. If you don't like being pinched in the face, you just don't like being pinched in the face. Man wants to pinch his face.

Masaki was very troubled by this. He specifically consulted his mother, who had a soft and cute temperament. At that time, his mother was cutting vegetables, and the reflection of the kitchen knife reflected on her face, which was quite scary.

"I was also very cute when I was young, but the people who pinched my face were my uncles, aunts, older brothers and sisters. There was no one else. Later, only your father was added. After all..." Mom paused, and then said, "After all, the grass on the grave of anyone who dared to touch my face would be tall."

Masaki: "..." Mommy is mighty!

So Masaki turned around and asked his father, and his father also boasted about his beauty, but his father had less experience in this area than his mother.

"Except for your mother, no one seems to dare to touch my face. It's so strange. I'm so good-looking."

Later, Uncle Nakaya explained to Masaki that Dad has been famous as a black mud monster since he was a teenager. The underworld is still a person on the white way, so no one dares to touch him casually.

Of course, Uncle Chuya doesn't count, he always punches his father in the face, that can't be counted as touching.

So Masaki came to the conclusion that he was really strong enough, so no one would dare to pinch his face casually?

But it will take him a long time to grow up!

These are really growing pains!

Uncle Oda, who has a lot of experience in babysitting, came to see him when he met him with a swollen face and a tangled look. He tilted his head, and the refreshing and cured man said: "You just tell the adults that you don't want to be pinched in the face, no Is that all right?"

Masaki: "..."

Oh yes.