take care of my uncle and grandpa

Uh...

Who is crying?

Dazai's consciousness was chaotic, and he didn't want his long sleep to be disturbed. In his confusion, he seemed to see Li Lianliu.

She didn't know what was in front of her, it was a black mass, mixed in the dark background, it was almost impossible to see what it was.

However, Li Lianliu's expression was a bit ferocious, she was no longer calm and clear in front of him, she stretched out her hand, trying to grab something, but she couldn't grab anything.

"My best friend...Bai Lan...give my friend back..."

When Osamu Dazai was really awake, he found himself lying in a strange place. There was no wound on his body. Except for some pain in his neck, the most uncomfortable thing was that a person who had worked non-stop for four years suddenly fell asleep. He didn't get enough sleep this time, it's just that he slept lightly and forced himself to wake up when he could control his body, so the feeling of not getting enough sleep... is really more painful than not sleeping.

But the point is not this. The vigilant Osamu Dazai immediately observed the surrounding environment, which was simple but very warm, a place he had never been to, and his clothes had been replaced by a simple set of black clothes, and they were not too fit.He is tall and tall, and he can still reveal a large part of his arms in this suit.

He didn't put on the haori that was put aside, nor did he care about the clogs on the ground, and walked out of the house barefoot. Outside the house was a peach grove, the flowering period had passed, the leaves were dense, and large peaches were growing.

This made Osamu Dazai, who suspected that he had misremembered the season, wonder for a while, could he still go to heaven after death?Otherwise, why did I come to the legendary Taoyuan Township.

"Hey, kid." An old man with a wooden right leg and a cane came over, "You're awake."

"Could it be that I succeeded in dying for love?" Osamu Dazai looked around, "Then what about the girl who died for love with me?"

The old man was silent for a while, and suddenly stepped forward, so fast that Osamu Dazai could not react, "Martyrdom? You want to take someone else with you after you die? Make it clear to me, life is not something that can be thrown away casually!"

"Oh." Before becoming a member of the Port Mafia, Osamu Dazai was often beaten for no other reason than that he deserved to be beaten for what he did.But because of his methods, most of the people who beat him were dead, except for his partner Nakahara Chuya.

PS: Nakahara Chu is also the one who beat Osamu Dazai the hardest among many people.

However, since becoming a member of the port mafia, no one dared to attack him. Every time Zhong Yuan wanted to beat him, he had to endure it due to the difference in status.

So it was quite novel for him to be beaten on the head. After all, he could also know from here that he did not succeed in dying for love. This is not Taoyuan Township, but a place that he does not know.

The old man's beard was so angry that it was going to fly, and he didn't see any other reaction from the other party. While sighing that he didn't cherish life, he also patted Osamu Dazai's head that hurt a little from his beating.

"Boy, whatever is hard to pass will always pass. You have to look forward. You are still young and there is still hope for the future."

It's a pity that the old man's comfort did not comfort Dazai Zhi, but Dazai Zhi didn't say anything more about the old man's kind persuasion, but asked again: "Then what about the girl with me?"

The old man's expression froze, as if he didn't want to say this answer.However, the old man's expression is not sad. Deciphering the expression of a good old man is not difficult for Osamu Dazai, and Li Lianliu is definitely fine, but the old man has something to hide, could it be...

Under the peach tree, a boy with round eyebrows, wearing a triangular-patterned yellow haori and blond short hair, was hugging Li Lianliu's calf and shouting, "Please marry me!"

Osamu Dazai saw this scene: "..."

Although they had a showdown with Li Lianliu, neither of them fell in love with the other, but they didn't really propose to break up. Therefore, Osamu Dazai should still be Li Lianliu's boyfriend now, and now, there is another man in his real card. Propose to her in front of her boyfriend.

Speaking of which, he, Dazai Osamu, has always been the one to make troubles, and he has never been made troubles by anyone!

Before he had time to stop the young man, the young man had already pulled Li Lianliu on his own and said, "Grandpa told me to go to the ghost killing team. I will definitely die and be killed by ghosts. Please, come with me." Get married, I don't want to be single before I die!"

Li Lianliu tried to pull him away, "Shanyi, let me go first."

"No, I don't want to be separated from you. I promise that I will treat you well before I die. Marry me!" The teenager named my wife Shanyi was about to burst into tears and snot. It looked terrible, but it was okay What's more, he didn't put his face on Li Lianliu's body, otherwise Dazai Osamu suspected that Li Lianliu would take care of the young man's life before he made a move.

The entanglement of my wife Zenyi made Osamu Dazai, who had received many bombs from suitors who couldn't ask for it, feel disgusted. This method of pursuing girls is really not good. Before showing his own advantages, it is easy to wipe away his favor. Lost.

However, to Dazai's surprise, Li Lianliu did not show any disgust, but rather a helpless expression, "Let's forget about it, although I understand that you don't want to be single until you die, but I need to find someone to marry when I am looking for a husband. I promised my seventh uncle and grandpa that my descendants will take his surname, so I'm sorry, you should find another girl to marry."

Osamu Dazai: "..." Although I knew that Li Lianliu would refuse, it was a bit strange to refuse.

Why didn't she mention that her child would take her seventh uncle's surname when he first dated her?Why did she look distracted when she rejected this boy?This refusal was a hundred times more deliberate than the original promise to date him.

"Hey, that's it, then there's nothing I can do." My wife Shanyi wiped her tears with the back of her hand, and naturally accepted Li Lianliu's reason for her refusal, "If you can have several children, the children will have the same last name as you. The problem is, it’s enough to have one with my surname, but I’m afraid I won’t live until then, I’m so weak, I’ll definitely die at the hands of ghosts.”

"How come, I think you are quite powerful." For some reason, Li Lianliu admired my wife Shanyi somewhat, although no one watching could tell what aspect of my wife Shanyi could make Li Lianliu appreciate .

"Huh? Powerful?" My wife Shanyi couldn't believe it, and the old man beside him, that is, his master, was also shocked.

"I, I don't know anything. Even the breath of thunder taught by my grandfather has only learned the most basic one type, and I don't know any other types at all. You still think I am strong?" My wife Shanyi thinks that Li Lianliu's statement Even more surprised than she just politely rejected him instead of beating him up before leaving.

"Of course, killing people only requires one fatal move, but the real killing move does not need to be fancy." Li Lianliu explained, "My seventh uncle and grandpa said that although he knows one hundred and seven kinds of punches, in fact, he can If a problem can be solved with one punch, it is best to solve it with one punch, and if it doesn’t work, then another punch.”

She raised her head slightly, her eyes were full of admiration, "Although I can't agree to your marriage proposal, but well, you are the type I admire, Shanyi."

"Eh?" My wife Shanyi's face was flushed, and she felt that her face was about to explode.

Osamu Dazai, who felt his head was green, interjected, "Xiao Liu, I thought you would say that you couldn't agree to his proposal because you already have a boyfriend, and the type you admire the most is me. "

Only then did my wife Zenitsu discover the existence of Dazai Osamu. He has an extraordinary sense of hearing and can read people's emotions through sound. But for Dazai Osamu, although he cannot hear Dazai Osamu's inner voice, the intuition of small animals reminds him , the man in front of him is a bit dangerous.

"Miss, he is yours..." Before my wife Shanyi could finish speaking, Li Lianliu interrupted her.

"You can call me Xiaoliu." Li Lianliu smiled. "There are four older sisters and one older brother. I happen to be the sixth."

"So that's how it is." Osamu Dazai brushed his presence again, "It's really interesting, but there seems to be no numbers in the names of brothers and sisters."

"My sisters have flowers in their names, and my 'lotus' is also the name of flowers." Maybe my wife Zenyi's curious expression was too pleasing to Li Lianliu, she explained to Osamu Dazai with a good temper, "The numbers are because Uncle Seven, his name is always related to mahjong, aunt Yiping’s name is also a mahjong term, and ‘Lian Liu’ is also a mahjong term.”

"Oh~" Osamu Dazai quickly grasped the key point from Li Lianliu's explanation, "So your current name was changed later."

Li Lianliu ignored Dazai Zhi, and she continued my wife Shanyi's question just now, "Although Dazai-kun is indeed my boyfriend, he didn't have the money to pay me when he sold buns, so I don't plan to have a relationship with him." Get married."

"Eh?" My wife Shanyi felt that she could only say "Eh".

"I didn't fall in love with him, we were just plotting against each other and being boyfriend and girlfriend temporarily." Li Lianliu said frankly, but instead startled others, she turned to Dazai Zhi, her eyes rested on the needle hole in Dazai Zhi's neck, Then he narrowed his eyes and smiled, "However, he is useless now."

After all, here, we don't need Dazai Osamu as a puppet sign, nor do we need him to help with homework.

Dazai's smile froze.