My baby tamer can't be the leader

Regarding the current situation, I can only say that I have indeed hit a blind spot in my knowledge. Although it is not that I have never been pursued before... But basically as long as I tactfully express my attitude, the other party will retreat.

Dazai is by no means the type who will give up if he is blackmailed, it would be better to say that this will only make him come up with some other moths to torment me...

In this case, why not hold the initiative in my own hands... This is the best choice, right?

But when I think about it this way, a heartfelt sense of recognition for Mori Ogai suddenly arises in my heart at this moment... Damn, it turned out that this guy was replacing Osamu Dazai over there, and I was almost forced by him to replace Mori Ogai Yet? ?Sometimes people are really forced out!This is not my intention!

"Since you said that." I turned the cup in my hand, watching the water droplets on the side of the cup slipping down in lines, "I don't think you mind if I change my attitude towards you a little bit, Dazai?"

He lowered his eyes and laughed, "It's really... so cold, Xiaoqi."

"Yeah, after all, you are challenging the goal I have set long ago... I am a celibate. It is best for my husband to be at home only five days a year, 360 days a year. Of course, it is best not to be there at all. It's enough to call the money, and I think I can directly announce my marriage with the fund..." I curled my lips, "And you have a little self-consciousness that you are not a suitable marriage partner at all!"

"Hey? Why do you say that?" He seemed to be a little surprised and widened his beautiful excessive eyes.

"You are too controlling, I think it's better for you to prepare for a fight with me in advance..." After shaking the glass, I watched the remaining light golden wine rise and fall in the glass, and some Just wanting to try to lick the ice cubes.

Dazai looked at my movements sideways, "I will try my best to restrain myself?"

I chuckled at him very reservedly, and before he could say anything else, I first waved to the bartender and asked him to serve Dazai another glass of whiskey.

"Coincidentally, I don't think I am a suitable marriage partner." I stated calmly, "Should we change the bet a little bit? On the basis of the same bet, I drink One cup, you drink two cups... Is there any problem, Dazai-kun?"

I hope you understand that friends and suitors are... very different things to me.

……

Dazai's long eyelashes trembled, revealing a fan-shaped shadow under the dim light, half covering his eyes that looked like pigeon blood stones. If it wasn't for himself being targeted at this moment, he would almost Admired out loud.

Some people are indeed born hunters, even under completely unexpected circumstances, they can quickly adjust their mentality again, and try to control the overall situation quietly again...

Even if he has never received professional training, he can achieve this level... Now he can understand a little bit the admiration that Mr. Mori gave when he saw him, but ah... he will not be willing to polish himself Oh, the diamond in front of me?In other words, even without deliberate polishing, the other party is already so dazzling that people can't take their eyes off it.

This feeling of wanting to hide the other party and lock it in a heavy safe, but also wanting to advertise and show off to the world...is really amazing.

He picked up the original wine glass, raised his head and drank it down, then took the new wine glass handed over by the bartender, turned his head again, and looked at the other party, "I have no way to refuse you, Xiao Qi."

Moreover, even so, he didn't think he would lose, ok?

Xia Qi frowned and looked at him for a while, "I still don't understand... You know I will keep my promise to you, we can talk about everything, not like this..."

"I know the so-called optimal solution." Dazai bent his eyes, loosened some of his bow ties a little casually, and answered her in a statement tone, "However, sometimes the so-called correctness means nothing to me. Meaning, even if that ending seems absurd to other people, that doesn't matter."

She thought for a moment when she heard the words, "Don't be so abstract, be more specific, maybe I can work hard to fulfill your request?"

"So, if I want to hug you, is it okay, Xiaoqi?" He propped his chin with one hand, and looked at the other person's cheek with a smile.

……

"???" I don't know if I should be thankful that I wasn't drinking water when Dazai said that, otherwise I might have performed the Dragon King spraying water for him on the spot... that's outrageous!

After a minute or two of slowing down, I struggled to confirm, "Is your hug in Japanese or Chinese?"

Dazai shook his shoulders quite visibly, with a look of enduring a hard-working smile, "If this can make you feel better... I do speak Chinese now, so let's say it's the latter?"

Forget it!If someone else dared to joke with me like this, he would have been lying on the ground long ago, so this guy is still in the blessing and does not know the blessing.

"Thank you, I would feel better if you didn't add the previous sentence." I almost crushed the glass in front of me. After thinking about it for a while, I still couldn't help sighing again.

The other party immediately showed an aggrieved look, "Is it so difficult to accept?"

"You're so fucking embarrassed... Isn't this the real version of me that I treat you as a friend, but you think of me!"

"Ah, it's not because of this?" Dazai gently tapped the rim of the cup with his fingertips, his eyes darkened, "It doesn't matter what you want, I just..."

He paused, and answered me gently, "For me, just being number one is not enough? Compared to using other methods to become the only one in terms of friends, I think there is another way that is more acceptable to you? Of course, if you feel..."

"Okay, you can shut up now, stop now!" I covered my face vigorously... This familiar urge to hit someone made me finally find some rhythm disrupted by him.

After I put away the faint anger that was spontaneously generated after my expectations were broken, I realized with some belatedness that my aggressiveness seems to be a bit too much at this moment... It seems that I haven't?Having said that, I have never seen it!The series of actions just now were almost instinctive reactions, okay?

But now that I think about it, Dazai didn't do anything other than that abrupt kiss, and he really didn't touch me... Am I overreacting?

"It's okay." The black-haired young man blocked the question I was about to say like a prophet, "Don't force yourself because of our relationship, that's not what I want to see."

"Wow, that's rare." I raised my eyebrows, raised my glass to him, and after he clinked glasses with me, I sipped the wine in my glass, "You still have such a... understanding side ?”

"In your heart," Dazai blinked innocently at me, "am I the unreasonable type? It's too much."

He didn't wait for my reply, but pushed away the empty glass in front of me, and asked me if I want to try the screwdriver here, "This sweet wine should be more suitable for you?"

I thought to myself that this guy doesn't really think that he can still lie to me in this situation, isn't that a bit too contemptuous of me? ?

"Leave the taste first, but don't vomit later." I sincerely advised him, "I don't get drunk so easily, do I?"

"No." Dazai smiled, "I might... be unexpectedly good at drinking."

After drinking for a while, the hands of the clock passed eight o'clock silently, and more and more people came here to drink, and some even wanted to take a photo with Dazai...

He has already taken off the overcoat on his shoulders, revealing the suit lining inside, and rolled up the cuffs. Although he is dressed in a very formal way, he has a sense of willfulness in wearing it abruptly.

Some people came to ask him whether it was the Dazai Osamu of the Black Age or the leader Dazai Osamu, Dazai just smiled noncommittally, and then replied politely.

To be honest, this is already a sign that he is in a good mood. If he doesn't want to talk, he can even use a look to make the other party retreat.

At this moment, I had the illusion that nothing happened just now. After looking at him for a while, I stretched out my hand and hung the scarf he took off around his neck again, and then answered the passers-by around him solemnly, "It's Osamu Dazai, the leader of the Black Age, the limited edition 18-year-old DK leader Zai! The most popular mix-and-match configuration this year!"

Dazai looked back at me helplessly, and said softly, "Xiaoqi, you're drunk."

I didn't let go of his scarf, and answered him quite calmly, "I know, just a little... impulsive? It's okay."

He sighed and said nothing.

The few girls who came up all smiled, and one of them showed me the interface of her mobile phone, looking forward with longing, "It would be great if the effect of the film after the film can be restored like this Dazai-kun."

After pondering for a while, I sincerely expressed my opinion, "I feel that other things are secondary. The main reason is that his hairstyle is too hard to bend, and most people can't mess with his natural effect."

As a result, they all showed unbelievable expressions, "Oh? Is this natural? Isn't it a wig?"

With Dazai's hesitant expression, I hooked his shoulder, half leaned on his shoulder, twisted his hair with my index finger and middle finger, and replied inexplicably, "No, I haven't done any styling either." .”

"Absolutely drunk, Xiaoqi." The black-haired young man under my arm gestured to the others, and the onlookers dispersed wisely after understanding what he meant.

I looked at him in confusion for a while, "It's really just a little bit, but why haven't you responded?"

"Hmm... because that's not a big deal?" Dazai smiled, "I used to... be the most slutty, but I wouldn't stop drinking until I got drunk? Alcoholism and the like are commonplace."

"Impossible." I let go of my hand and leaned back on the bar, "Even... I didn't notice it a few times, but it's not like I don't have any impression."

"At that time..." He put one hand on the hanging corner of the dark red scarf, and said softly as if sighing, "Although I really want to say that I hope to be with you forever from then on, But at that time I..."

Dazai was silent for a moment, as if he was thinking about how to choose his words, "You have a bad personality?"

"It can make you say the words 'not so good'..." I took a sip of the Moscow Mule at hand, feeling a little emotional, "It must be unimaginably rotten."

"Xiaoqi." Dazai smiled, but that smile made people feel a little creepy, "You have spoken out what's in your heart?"

I closed my eyes and rubbed my forehead drowsily, "Anyway, you can see what I'm thinking..."

"No." Unexpectedly, Dazai denied this statement, he took the wine glass in my hand, and put the glass aside, "Seeing through a person's every thought, if you don't use some physical means , I thought, no one could do it."

His voice was steady and elegant, "It's just that most people's thoughts are meaningless to me, and I only do it for the reason that I don't care, but... I really want to know every one of your thoughts." Thoughts...but at this time, I will worry again..."

"It's really similar."

Dazai stopped what he was saying, turned his eyes sideways and met my gaze again.

In fact, I didn't listen to what he just said at all, so I didn't notice some thoughtful and frightening words. Instead, I put my hand on his cheek and said seriously, "It's really like a cat to be so insecure. Ah, Dazai."

The other party smiled in a low voice, neither admitted nor denied, "Then, are you going to pick me up?"

"On this point, I feel that I may have made a mistake just now." I continued to think for a while, "Compared to the era of darkness, I still look more like the leader Osamu Dazai."

"Why?" he asked.

"Ah, because...you look lonely?" I put my hand down, "Since you want to know what I think, let me just say...it shouldn't matter? You will remember what you heard when you were drunk ?"

Dazai just looked at me with a smile and didn't answer.

"If I have to say it, I think Hei Shizai looks like JK! Buteizai looks like... that, a wife who has been through so much weather and has restrained emotions?"

Just as I was counting my fingers, I suddenly heard the other party "sneer" as if he couldn't hold back his smile, but I didn't pay much attention to it, and continued, "As for the leader Jae...ah, what he said, She looks more like a widow who has been in Buddhism for four years?"

"..."

At this moment when I was completely unaware of what I was telling the truth, the almost impeccable smile on Dazai's face cracked for a moment.