My baby tamer can't be the leader

I originally wanted to straighten things out after I went back, but I died laughing because I didn’t have time at all. From the second day on, after a few days of fishing, I was quickly sanctioned by reality, and I was overwhelmed by projects and internships for a whole day. A week later, I close my eyes and it's almost a picture of me working.

After finally clearing up the backlog of work from the previous few days, my roommate came over and poked me who was lying on the table and didn't even want to move a finger, "Why did you suddenly start messing around?"

"Is that what I thought..." I turned my head and glanced at her speechlessly, "What are you up to lately? I can't see you all the time."

"I've been busy with activities recently." She turned around and fiddled with the desk for a while, then handed me an envelope mysteriously, "Hey, I really am the best roommate in the world!"

I raised my hand to take it and saw that there were several invitations inside the envelope painted with golden simplified patterns, "...a dress-up party? What is this..."

"I've been busy soliciting sponsors for the past few days to find sponsors to do this." Miyazaki Yuna pulled up a chair and said, "Last time when we were discussing fellowship in our club, our sophomores and juniors thought it was normal. I'm a little tired of the fellowship, so why not limit it to such a dead end, and change it to a small gathering."

"Then what's going on with this costume change?" I glanced at her suspiciously, "Halloween?"

"There's no need to be so dead." She curled her lips and answered me with one hand resting on her chin, "Just treat it as a themed party? There must be a starting point for chatting, it's actually no different from that kind of business party or something, except It's not that formal."

"The truth?"

"There is a theme to attract sponsorship..."

"It's too real." I sighed, "What kind of sponsorship are you soliciting? Let me tell you in advance that I will definitely not go to those who are particularly unscrupulous, such as Du OO and Jie OO."

"Is this your roommate Ai? You are a ruthless woman!" Miyazaki Yuna rolled my eyes, "It's not, it's just a very ordinary wine merchant, several companies jointly sponsored... But , considering the theme of the party, you can come here in a slightly two-dimensional dress, and you can also dress up as the runaway princess of Disney."

I pondered for a while, and asked humbly, "Then can I come here wearing Evolto's black hole suit, or I can also wear Tutu Tantan."

"...You are too two-dimensional!! Why don't you choose a normal option!!"

"cut."

"What are you regretting!!"

After joking around in the meeting, I lazily lay on the table and asked her, "Then what are you going to wear?"

"I haven't figured it out yet..." She took a notebook from her desk and showed me the pictures of cosplay clothes she collected, "Although it is better to bring some elements of dressing, it is a more formal one after all." It’s a party, so it shouldn’t be too out of the ordinary... It’s better to be more serious, and it doesn’t have to be cosplay, in fact, it doesn’t matter if it’s a masquerade.”

"In other words, if I take Dazai there, wouldn't he need to change his clothes... Wait a minute, that's right, if he wears a suit, then I don't need to make any special preparations?"

"You won't tell me that you're going to have a Dazai too..." My roommate showed a suffocated expression, "It's too... Wait, it seems to be possible."

As a result, the guy's expression suddenly changed as if he had thought of something, "Indeed, the mafia theme and wine seem to go together better, you said that if we use this as the theme to help sponsors to make an advertisement—"

"Then the next day our school will debut due to copyright issues." I turned my face to her very friendly and replied, "The lawyer's letter will be sent to the school on the third day, so you can go to the law school now to find someone to bail you out , the seniors who are struggling with their graduation thesis in senior year will definitely treat you with the kindness they treat their families."

"Bah, bah, bah! Who told you that only Wenye can have a mafia, so just change it to a mafia-themed dress-up party... You don't even want to call me godfather! Isn't it handsome! Super cool, okay?" .”

"That's an Italian theme?" I pondered for a moment, "Well, I don't care, but would anyone else agree...?"

"You may not have changed other outfits yet, but suits are much more convenient... Ah yes, I thought of it, there seems to be a shooting training room in the basement of the manor over there, God's will!" She said, suddenly Standing up, I walked around the room a few times, "If there are girls who can wear formal skirts in addition to suits... that would be perfect! Well, although according to the tradition there, there are still many requirements... ...But it doesn't matter if it's not so well-founded."

"That's not bad." I stood up and put the envelope away, and looked at the date on it, "Is it next month? I can ask anyone? Is it from another school?"

"It's not limited to this, co-workers are fine too, it's a gathering to expand the social network...... Ah, but the attire should at least have something to do with the theme, okay?"

"Well, in this case, the suit I bought before will come in handy."

"Wait for me." My roommate suddenly came up to me with a serious face, and held my hands solemnly, "Although it doesn't matter if the dress is simple, don't you know what kind of a person this is? Is it a rare opportunity to wear a more formal gown to go out for a show! Unless it is really inconvenient, no girls will wear suits at all, let me wear long skirts!"

I was pulled by her to ponder for a moment, and some of my eagerness to move suddenly dissipated, "If that's the case, let's get excited to the end... Black long skirt, black gloves and a net gauze hat? The one with red lipstick? The background It's the former leader's mistress who poisoned the leader's husband and pushed his lover to the top... No, it can be more exciting, how about being the widow of the previous leader?"

The expression on Miyazaki Yuna's face disappeared for a moment, "You are too... confused?? Wait, I don't understand the relationship, can you repeat it??"

"Oh, that might be difficult to understand? Then let me give you an example." I chose a more succinct way of saying, "You know the succession system, that is, the successor will inherit everything from the previous leader, including his wife. ? Then the leader’s wife, who was forced to marry purely for the sake of profit, and the leader’s successor who is a lover, poisoned the previous generation’s superior?”

The other party seemed to be out of his body, "...how about, why don't you wear a suit...?"

"Oh? No, isn't this background fun? Since we have to change the costumes, there should be a better plot." I took it for granted, "How about it, you choose a character to be? I can call you Dana?"

"No, please don't, no matter which one it sounds like, it will make me a dog at the end of the semester..."

Before I could say anything, the ringtone from my mobile phone temporarily interrupted the topic.

"Ah, it's already at this point, I'll pack up and go to class first." I said so, but I still didn't let go of the idea just now, "Seriously, think about it, or I can wear a suit, how handsome! This setting of vicious beauty, mafia and accomplice... Hey, it's really interesting."

"Although the XP of human beings is free, I still recommend you to see a doctor...and this is not a question of whether I want to..." Miyazaki Yuna helped me hand me the book on the table, reminding me tactfully Me, "Would you like to ask Dazai...?"

"But." After receiving the book, I pressed the bag and hesitated, "Because this setting is a bit of a strike point for me, and the opportunity is rare, I really want to take a group of cosplay photos like this?"

"Then let's shoot. There will be photographers invited by the sponsors. I'll just tell them for you."

"That's not the problem." I calmly pointed out the cruel fact, "With this kind of setting, I definitely have to take a set photo of one party leaning on the other party's arms and being half-embraced, you know, and that This kind of borrowed post, the sexual tension fills me up...why can't I take pictures with myself, damn it, if only I could do it myself!"

"Here again, when will your narcissism get better!" My roommate resolutely rejected me while complaining, "Then I won't be able to go in! You pity me, if I fail at the end of the semester, I will die of!"

I clicked my tongue, "Okay, I'll wait and see if he can do it."

"Why is it okay...?"

"Does it need to be said, willingness and willingness are two different things." I took it for granted, "Of course, the more artistic conception is better when taking makeup photos... By then, if the current leader is not only not cold-blooded enough, but also shy, then it will become a sand sculpture plot Okay! No, or it will simply become a plot of 'the chief lady and her useless men'! How else can I take pictures of this kind of plot? Isn't this the feeling I often have... ..."

"What you said makes sense..." She muttered and touched her chin, showing a painful expression again, "but the problem is that some people just don't make sense—"

"I've wanted to ask for a long time, Yuna, you know that Dazai is not with me, right?" I put down my bag, ignoring the time left before class, and asked her with a frown, "And you You're still persuading me to think about it... how long has it been?"

As soon as the words came out, the other party showed a surprised look, "Don't you know? A few days ago when you fell asleep in the library, I went out to buy a bottle of water and came back, and when I came back, I happened to watch to him..."

I really don't have any impression of this, "What is he?"

"I don't know what to say..." Yuina Miyazaki struggled to understand the words, "When he saw me coming, he motioned to me to keep my voice down, and then looked at you for a while? That's right. That kind of look that makes me feel from the bottom of my heart that I have redundant eyes at the moment... Forget it, just take it as my intuition!"

I:"……"

...I always feel that I still can't think about it! !