What does kitty know

In the special forum of the Shanhaijie chat app, there is an extra post.

Although the vast majority of monsters are not used to using the network invented by humans, and the average per capita is a house, this forum has always been quite cool.But today, this extra new post immediately attracted the attention of all online monsters.

[My friend seems to have impregnated a human being, is there any precautions? 】

1L: Who can do such a scandal? !Shemale different ways Shemale different ways!Report your name, and this gentleman will chop up your madman who has the audacity to confuse the blood of the monster race!

2L: ...What's going on upstairs?You've already used forums, but you still hate humans so much?

3L: From the Northeast?It is heard that many little demons who serve as home immortals for human beings have been taken out of demon pills.

4L: I'm the host...can you stop arguing, does anyone know what to do in such a situation?

It's not like the "my friend" that is commonly recognized on the Internet is my logic. The person behind the phone is really not Jiang Mian.If someone can come to the mountain and sea realm, they will see a huge and hideous black vine bush, like the old ruler who ran out of the Cthulhu comics.

It's just that it doesn't have much interest in cannibalism now, it just wraps a mobile phone around a certain thin vine, and pokes words on it carefully.

In the pool next to it, a koi floating on the water shook its orange-red tail like a gauze skirt, staring at the phone seriously.

These two are friends who chatted with Jiang Mian in the group, "A Mere Grass" and "My Mind Is Full of Water".And now, the two of them are helping Jiang Mian find a way to deal with Tang Xingyan.

There was an unavoidable quarrel in the building, but fortunately, a demon who really came up with an idea was attracted.

13L: Hahaha what kind of monster is your friend?The fertility of the human race is strong, and it is much easier to conceive than the monster race.First of all, I would like to congratulate Xiongtai on the birth of an heir. As for the things that need to be paid attention to, there are really many things.

The vine in front of the phone immediately shook the leaves, "He knows he knows!"

The koi in the pond suddenly jumped up and patted the vine with its tail, "Hold me your phone."

"oh oh."

One grass and one fish stared at the forum nervously. After 2 minutes, the monster finally sent a long paragraph of "Notes."

"First of all, it is necessary to pay attention to the fact that the human body is far weaker than that of the monster race. After pregnancy, you can no longer engage in intimacy. Kissing, licking, and even skin-to-skin dating are not allowed. I didn't know this at the beginning, and then I was beaten by the family. Hahahahaha. If you really can’t bear it, there are many small toys in the human world, you can let your friends try it.”

"Secondly, human beings are prone to weakness during pregnancy. It's okay if your friend's partner is female. If it's male, you have to follow the prescription to supplement it. However, most of the herbal medicines of the Yaozu are bitter, and my family was very reluctant to eat them at that time. So I chopped them up and simmered soup to make a medicinal meal. After feeding them, I would kiss them again hahahahahahahaha."

"Also, the human race during pregnancy is not very good-tempered, but they are their own partners after all, and they just want to be pampered. Our monster race must give full play to our own advantages, and be touched, hugged and kissed. Hey, you have a hairy friend, the human race is very I like furry things, anyway, my family likes it, and I'm too embarrassed to say it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

The koi bit its tail very slowly, and exchanged glances with its friend.

Although what this enthusiastic monster said is very reasonable, but inexplicably, they just feel a little strange...

It was as if the words from this monster... kicked them inexplicably, making people uncomfortable and sad for no reason.

The two demons were silent for a moment, and looked back at the same time.

Teng Man asked another question calmly, "Thank you, brother, it's really troublesome today. Another point is that my friend's human beings are not very willing to get pregnant, and they don't know my friend's demon status."

This time, the man was silent for a while before speaking again.

"Well, that's going to be difficult. How can we always be in love with each other? Your friend is reckless. My partner and I are not like this."

vine:……

"Let your friend stop revealing your identity in a hurry, treat your partner better, ask for whatever you want, stalk him to death, send all good things, and tell the whole story when that person likes him too.

Of course, if that person has a serious heart, don't force it too much.After all, it was your friend who made the mistake first, after that person gives birth to an heir, pay more compensation, and disappear from then on so don't pester him.

The one in my family and I..."

The vine poked hard on the back button, and took screenshots of all the replies from this building and sent them to Jiang Mian.Then he threw the phone into the tree hole, and the whole grass fell to the ground like a mop, humming.

The koi in the pond didn't know why he was crazy, so they circled around twice.

Everything in the mountain and sea world is stable as usual.

"I don't know how Mianmian is doing over there..." Jinli murmured.

——At this time, Jiang Mian in the human world.

He was sitting on a small chair in the dressing room, nervously asking the staff to put on his makeup.He had already read all the screenshots sent by the two demons just now, and he was struggling to digest them in his heart.

He remembered that he had lightly touched Tang Xingyan's belly in the parking lot just now, and after he mustered up the courage to apologize, Wei Tian stopped him.Wei Tian said that Director Fang was urging him to go to the set quickly, so he dragged Tang Xingyan away without any explanation.

While walking, he looked back at Jiang Mian vigilantly, for fear that he would catch up with him.

With a blank expression, Jiang Mian substituted the speech of the unknown monster in the forum into himself, and sighed quietly. Fortunately, Wei Tian took Tang Xingyan away in time, otherwise he would have to reveal the identity of the monster clan.

I have to find a time to thank Manager Wei.

On the other side, in the dressing room dedicated to Tang Xingyan, Wei Tian anxiously walked from left to right, and then from right to left.

"Why did you say that Jiang Mian blocked you, huh? What do you think he wants to do?"

Tang Xingyan raised his head inexplicably, and looked at Wei Tian who was chattering suspiciously.

He has already changed into his costume, and later he will be filming the first scene where Zhu Jiuci travels to another world and flees on the snowy field.Zhu Jiuci, who had only one inner alchemy left, was covered in hideous wounds and was bony and thin.In line with the plot, the makeup artist swept a large swath of dark red blood on Tang Xingyan's face, showing a bit of weakness and misery.

Tang Xingyan: "What's wrong with you?"

For a moment, the beautiful, strong and miserable temperament brought by the makeup disappeared, and Wei Tian choked up.

"Jiang Mian! The man who brought you water in the parking lot just now is Jiang Mian!" he emphasized.

Tang Xingyan seemed to pause for a moment, and he didn't know whether Jiang Mian's frowning and nervous look at noon flashed in his mind, or the young man who looked at him softly and tearfully under the dim light last night.

"...Well." Tang Xingyan looked at him seriously, "It's Jiang Mian, what's the matter?"

Wei Tian: "What's the matter? Why did he come to pick you up? Director Fang and so many staff members are far away, why did he come?"

Tang Xingyan: "I will be his partner for the next three months, and he wants to have a good relationship with me."

Wei Tian: "He also asked you if you felt bad!"

Tang Xingyan: "I almost vomited while holding the pillar for motion sickness. Is there anything wrong with him coming up to be concerned?"

Wei Tian: "He still touches you!"

Tang Xingyan: "..."

Wei Tiantian was in a panic, "You are still looking for reasons to speak up for him!"

Tang Xingyan: ...

"Is Jiang Mian a good thing? It was the first day I met you, huh?" Wei Tian pointed at the back of Tang Xingyan's neck with trembling fingers, "Bite you, what are these young masters thinking? I don't know. Last time, the one surnamed Wang wanted to prostitute you, is it the same way?"

Looking at the forty-year-old man in front of him whose hairline had receded significantly, he felt a bit big-headed.

He said what this person was doing in fear along the way, so it turned out that what happened last night was the story of Young Master Jiang's choice of concubine.

"No, it wasn't what you thought last night." Tang Xingyan stretched out his hand, subconsciously wanting to touch the back of his neck, but stopped in mid-air.

"... I'm too lazy to tell you, it's not what you think anyway."

Wei Tian: "Tang Xingyan, have you finally succumbed to the dross culture of the entertainment industry and decided to find someone with golden thighs? Let me tell you that finding someone is against public order and good customs, and you will be condemned! The party is watching us!"

Tang Xingyan sneered, thinking that even if Jiang Mian really spent his wallet, he would only cry...

He suddenly realized what he was thinking, and he couldn't tell whether it was a guilty conscience or something else that pressed against his chest, and Tang Xingyan paused slightly in his outward steps.

After a while, he turned around and said plainly to Wei Tianping, "You know that I don't like men, right?"

Wei Tian was still mad at him for not being up to date, and didn't react for a while, "Huh?"

Tang Xingyan: "And I've always felt that the 20s are the golden age for career development and shouldn't be wasted on love, you know that."

The make-up artist lady just walked in, holding the dragon scale accessories that the props group had just driven out, and was about to paste it on Tang Xingyan. Hearing this, she smiled and said, "Ah, Mr. Tang is very professional."

Tang Xingyan did not speak, and bent slightly to facilitate the makeup artist's work.

The makeup artist lady has a pretty good relationship with Tang Xingyan, chatting while working, "Mr. Tang, you don't know, there are a lot of people in the circle who are speculating on single person settings while talking about underground romance. Let's talk about it. After being exposed Send a small composition to explain a long paragraph.

To cover up. "

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The author has something to say:

Don't look at the surnamed Tang who is talking about a male artist in his 20s who is focusing on his career, and saying that I am not interested in men.In the next chapter, let Mian Mian come up to tease him, to see that he is still talking nonsense.

Next door "I will never play strategy games again in this life" is also open, the pre-collection is in the column, if you are interested, you can go and have a look~

感谢在2022-01-0722:14:37~2022-01-0820:17:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Huai Chunyuan 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!