What does kitty know

Yu Zhou and Jiang Mian looked at each other, and after a while, Yu Zhou slowly shook his head, deceiving himself and others with a firm voice, "Mian Mian, it's not yet the cat's estrus period..."

Jiang Mian: ...

He meowed and covered his head with the quilt, trying to escape the condemnation.

Yu Zhou had no choice but to pat Jiang Mian's head through the quilt.

"Mianmian, when Teacher Tang comes back, we should apologize to him and compensate for the medical expenses. We can't drink alcohol in the future."

Yu Zhou has calmed down, thinking carefully if his silly cat really did something to Tang Xingyan, then Wei Tian must not be as simple as arguing with him on the phone.not to mention--

Yu Zhou looked at the small ball in the quilt, and thought about Jiang Mian's beautiful and foolish appearance and his soft temper.No matter how you think about it, why don't you think that Jiang Mian is a person who can make an overlord force his bow.

The most likely development last night was that Jiang Mian instinctively gave Tang Xingyan a few mouthfuls, so it shouldn't be a big problem

After Yu Zhou figured this out, the big stone in his heart finally fell.He was just about to talk to Jiang Mian about the plan to deal with this matter, when the mobile phone assigned to the members of the group by the Demon Management Office vibrated.

Yu Zhou is currently on a business trip, and usually he will not use this phone to contact him if there is nothing important.Although Yu Zhou was a little puzzled, he still greeted Jiang Mian, turned around and went to the balcony to answer the phone.

Jiang Mian was the only one left in the room huddled under the quilt, no matter how he thought and panicked, he was so panicked that he wanted to bite his own tail.

For cats, the back of the neck is a very sensitive and important place. After all, there are only two situations in a cat's life when the back of the neck will be bitten.One is that the cat mother holds the baby, and the other is that the male cat in estrus controls the female cat.

As a cat demon, Jiang Mian's estrus period is more similar to that of a human being. Simply put, it can be at any time as long as it is aroused.So last night, it was really possible that I did something indescribable to Tang Xingyan, a human being.

Jiang Mian rolled around in the quilt, took out his mobile phone and struggled with the lock screen for a while, and finally clicked on an app composed of landscapes.

This is a dedicated chat software for the mountain and sea world jointly developed by Bai Ze and Di Ting. It uses special techniques to add barriers and formations, and it is only used by monsters to block all human intrusions.

Although the cooperative relationship between the monster clan and humans in Huaguo is still good, after experiencing the previous disturbances in the metaphysics world, after the internal consultation of the monster clan, they think that they still need to be reserved.This "Shanhai" app is part of the plan, and it has already been covered by the younger generation of Yaozu.

Jiang Mian clicked into a chat group called [The Hope of the All Monster Race], and typed a sentence hesitantly, "I seem to have done something too much to a human being."

The demons in the group were chatting endlessly about lunch, but when they saw Jiang Mian's news, they instantly became refreshed.

[Mere grass:? ? ?Humanity?Excessive things?what have you done? 】

[My head is full of water: You prostituted other people's cat food for nothing and didn't let them touch it, and you were posted on the Internet as a scumbag? 】

[Thirteen is a silly dog: You demolished other people's houses? 】

Obviously, no one thought Jiang Mian, a stupid cat, could do anything.

Jiang Mian bit her lower lip and typed with tears in her eyes. When she wrote the words "bite the back of her neck", she felt her ears were so hot that she was about to ripen.Yesterday he was still a little cat, and today he has to think about how to be responsible for the person he raped.

The chat group was quiet for a while.

Don't blame them, the long paragraph Jiang Mian sent was not the truth, but stupid Maomao combined the only vague memory of last night and Yu Zhou's questioning of him this morning, and added a lot of brain supplements, A story about a rogue drunk cat raped an innocent human was finally made up.

[My head is full of water: ... Mianmian, are you sure you can "press this human named Tang Xingyan against the wall, pinch his chin and kiss him forcefully", then "cover his mouth and wrap his arms around his waist , and then bite Tang Xingyan hard on the back of the neck."]

[Thirteen is a silly dog: Hmm—why do I feel like this paragraph is copied from "Genius Baby at Three and a Half Years Old: Mommy is the Overlord's Wife". 】

[Just a piece of grass: Oh~ Mianmian, you are so wild hahahahahahahahaha, I believe it, I believe it all. 】

Jiang Mian: ...

He was so angry that the hairs on his back exploded.

【It's true, I really did something bad to him.The human beings in the film crew all know about it, and when Tang Xingyan comes back, his agent will come to me to discuss a solution. 】

[Mere piece of grass: ah this...]

Jiang Mian finally added: [I slept in his room last night. 】

There was a long silence, and the monsters on the other end of the phone tried their best to figure it out, but they couldn't understand how the idiot Mao Mao, who only knew how to cook in the world of mountains and seas, could commit such a crime in less than half a year after entering the human world. sinful.

【...The human world is too filthy, and it's spoiling you. 】

"Nine Ci" will not start this morning, so Director Fang has to divide the ab group first, and then check the shooting time and special equipment.It was precisely because of this morning that Jiang Mian's cognition was completely distorted.

Ever since a few monsters believed in Jiang Mian's nonsense, the direction of chatting was like that of Erha who let go.

[Humans seem to be very concerned about chastity.After you go to Tang Xingyan, he will be incomplete, and no one will want it in the future, which is very serious. 】

[Then Mian Mian is responsible? 】

[Should he surrender himself to the police station first?Close it for ten years and then come out. 】

[Ten years, do you want to sleep in it? 】

[It doesn’t seem to work, I heard that human prisoners have to do coolies inside, embroidering and turning pipes and so on. 】

[It is stepping on a sewing machine and making a ballpoint pen. 】

Jiang Mian: ...QWQ

Do you want to turn yourself in?If he wants to surrender, can he bring his dried fish in?Can you not step on the sewing machine?He's just a cat!

Yu Zhou just finished the phone call, and his expression was a little pale.

Recently, several house immortals were tortured and killed in the northeastern region of Huaguo. The murderer took away their demon pills, and even cast a curse on the humans who enshrined these house immortals.

Originally, this matter was handled by Yaozu, and Jiang Mian's parents were among them.

Coincidentally, judging from the news that came back recently, these family immortals who had accidents were all serious monsters who had been registered at the Monster Management Office.After discussing with the Yaozu side, the Demon Management Office and the Yaozu think that it may be that the internal information of the Demon Management Office has been leaked, or simply that some insiders have had crooked thoughts.

This matter involves a wide range of people. There are hundreds of human beings alone, and many of them are based on families.The Demon Management Office urgently recalled all the staff working outside, and went back to investigate and conduct self-examination.

As soon as he came out, he met the pitiful Jiang Mian on the bed.

"Zhouzhou, I'm going to jail."

Yu Zhou: ...?

Jiang Mian: "Can you apply to the prison to let me use the prototype squat? I don't want to step on the sewing machine."

Yu Zhou: ...

When he looked at Jiang Mian's mobile phone page, he knew that this stupid cat was chatting with those monsters in the mountain and sea world again.

Yu Zhou could only take two steps forward, and helplessly rubbed Jiang Mian's hair, "Don't think about it."

How can you be better than Tang Xingyan.

Yu Zhou didn't say this because of Jiang Mian's shame.

"A big incident happened inside the Demon Management Office. I have to go back and deal with it immediately. Mian Mian, you apologize to Mr. Tang in the afternoon, and remember not to drink in the future."

Jiang Mian was a little at a loss, but seeing that Yu Zhou didn't intend to make a joke, he stood up sensiblely and handed him Yu Zhou's coat.

Yu Zhou really didn't have a minute to spare, and after patting his cat's head lovingly, he hurried back to the Demon Management Office.

Jiang Mian watched his back, hesitated for a second, and then suddenly realized that he was going to face Tang Xingyan alone, alone, alone, face to face.

Kitten flustered jpg.

To make matters worse, the moment he lowered his head, a message popped up in the chat box:

【By the way, will Tang Xingyan be pregnant? 】

Jiang Mian's pupils shrank suddenly, and the key point that he had been neglecting was suddenly poked by someone, as if a hand pinched the back of his neck in the void.

It is not easy for the Yaozu to reproduce. Except for some special races, the Yaozu's fancy for their offspring is basically the same.

So as soon as the topic changed to this point, the demons in the chat group suddenly became serious.

[Human pregnancy is much easier than ours, and Mian Mian seems to be the first time, full of yang. 】

Jiang Mian's fingers holding the phone were trembling nervously. At some point, two fluffy white ears popped out of his black hair.They lay on their backs together, obviously frightened.

The word "pregnancy" literally poked Jiang Mian's soul. He was stunned on the bed for 2 minutes, staring at the news that was constantly swiping up on his phone, his mind went blank.

If Tang Xingyan is pregnant...

That kitten must stay.

So Tang Xingyan might be...his future wife?

!

Leaving aside Yaozu's obsession with offspring, just look at Jiang Mian's cat father, a purebred Norwegian Forest cat, a good man among cats.Back then, it was this loyalty and sense of responsibility that won Hua Guogong's heart.

Jiang Mian, who is half of Norwegian Forest Cat blood, has watched his parents show affection since he was a child. Jiang Mian fantasized about building a small nest with his partner in the future when he was very young.

But at that time, Jiang Mian never imagined that the wife who gave birth to him would be a human being.

Jiang Mian's fingers trembled, and he entered the word in the search bar several times before getting it right: the characteristics of human pregnancy.

……

Tang Xingyan pinched his eyebrows a little irritably. The live base rented by Fang Dao was tens of thousands a day. He didn't like to trouble others, so Wei Tian immediately booked a return ticket as soon as the magazine's work was over.

But the after-effects of not sleeping all night still came.

Tang Xingyan felt tightness in his chest and felt nauseated intermittently.

Wei Tian worriedly handed him a bottle of water, "Squeeze it?"

Tang Xingyan didn't answer, just glanced at him from the corner of his eye, "Prepare a bag for me."

"Okay." Wei Tian secretly glanced at the phone while unpacking the bag.

Yu Zhou didn't reply to his news again, it seems that the young master Jiang in the crew has given up his ill intentions towards his artist.

Wei Tian was a little guilty. After all, he started the group without discussing it with Tang Xingyan, and he didn't know if he would provoke Jiang Mian's revenge.

It was indeed impulsive.

He was feeling anxious when the nanny car stopped in front of the real scene base.

Tang Xingyan's face sank like water, he grabbed the plastic bag in Wei Tian's hand, opened the car door with one hand, and got out of the car with his long legs.The trash can in the parking lot was on the edge, and Tang Xingyan was able to walk at first, but the feeling of dizziness became more and more intense in the back, so he simply ran.

Wei Tian hurriedly followed, wanting to pass Tang Xingyan water to rinse his mouth after he finished vomiting.

Who knew that when he went down, he met Jiang Mian who was standing blankly under the tree in the distance.

The young man was slender and slender, standing under the shadow of the tree, like a feline waiting for an opportunity to catch its prey.

——This is Jiang Mian with the filter of a murderous dude in Wei Tian's eyes.

In fact, Jiang Mian was holding the phone, and in a few lines on the blue and white page, one of the characteristics of human pregnancy was bolded and magnified: easy to feel tired and tired, nausea and vomiting for no reason.

Jiang Mian: ...

He watched Tang Xingyan holding on to the lamppost "weakly and feebly", frowned and retched twice, and mechanically walked forward step by step.

Wei Tian:!What does this poor kid want to do!

He stood in front of Tang Xingyan sternly and vigilantly, hoping that Jiang Mian could restrain himself.

But Tang Xingyan was already a little more comfortable. He straightened up and looked at Jiang Mian in surprise.

Of course Tang Xingyan was not angry because of what happened last night. Thinking about it carefully, he was the one who went up to provoke others.

Throughout the day today, he always felt an inexplicable emotion fermenting in his heart.As long as the mind is distracted, Jiang Mian's thin and seductive cat meows can be heard when Jiang Mian is on the bed, his hands tied up by his shirt and struggling gently.

If only there were cat ears...

As long as someone asks the staff who helped Tang Xingyan with makeup and hair today, he will know that he was touching the makeup brush in front of the mirror for no reason today, with an indifferent expression and no words.

It made the staff think that the makeup brushes were poisoned, Tang Xingyan had already guessed who it was, and was thinking about how to take revenge on the poisoned person.

Tang Xingyan unscrewed the mineral water, took a sip to suppress the bitter taste in his mouth, "Mr. Jiang?"

Jiang Mian looked at him complicatedly, and then at Tang Xingyan's lower abdomen.The snow-white face was full of guilt and self-blame, the tails of the eyes were reddish and drooped downwards, and the lips were pursed together.

When Wei Tian's whole body was tense and he was about to find a stick to defend himself, he reached out and touched Tang Xingyan's lower abdomen quickly and lightly.

"You, are you uncomfortable?"

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Jiang Mian: I want a human wife? ! !