[Net match] CV is a cat

By the time Tang An wandered out of the bar drunkenly, the willows were already on the top of the moon. The seeds of this guy's love had been sprayed with too many pesticides and died in the ground before they germinated, let alone someone who made an appointment after dusk. What nonsense!

To be honest, Tang An doesn't look bad at all, and there are quite a few girls who have confessed to him from junior high school to university, but unfortunately he is a gay guy, why are different genders in love?When his parents were around, he never dared to tell the fact that he was gay in order not to worry his parents. After all, even if he didn't care, he couldn't let his parents be ridiculed, especially the head of the family. For those relatives of the white-eyed wolf, he is ready to be a bachelor for the rest of his life.

Later his parents left, he was so busy being sad, how could he have time to fall in love, not to mention that he himself is still the kind of slow-moving temperament in love, unless the other party stalks passionately and persistently, there is no way at all.This is also the reason why Tang An is a little bit fond of going to the battlefield - the two parties have the same sexuality, and at the same time, the fighting is the kind of fiery temperament, but the result is too irritating.

Tang An walked forward step by step, and saw the family of three sitting on the bench in front of him, talking and laughing at Yan Yan, feeling unspeakable envy and bitterness in his heart.

The little boy with the cat in his arms raised his cute face and smiled sweetly at him, Tang An immediately felt an arrow shot in his heart, Emma, ​​the little boy who is so amazing, really wants to pinch it!As for the sentimental emotion just now, I don’t know where it was thrown by this guy~

Suddenly, the cat in Mrs. Xiaozheng's arms let out a little impatient cry, and then its little owner put it on the ground with a tacit understanding. It seemed that it wanted to get down and exercise its muscles and bones, but such a small milk cat can walk a few steps ?

As if he understood Tang An's contempt not far away, the kitten that just got off the ground started to run out, not to mention, the speed was not bad, and the small body like a white pompom felt good to the touch .

The cat was running happily, and jumped into the middle of the road without paying attention. Xiaozheng became anxious when he saw it, and hurriedly chased over to take the cat back, while his parents were busy chatting, obviously there was no I found out that my son was missing.When one person and one cat had just reached the middle of the road, a large truck was speeding up. At that speed, it would definitely be too late to brake.

Tang An, who had been watching them all the time, felt something was wrong when Xiao Zhengtai chased them to the road, and just wanted to stop them, but saw the bad news about to happen.Thinking of his parents who died under the wheel, Tang An almost instinctively rushed forward and pushed the child away with his mind blank.

The last scene in front of his eyes was the truck driver's frightened face and the red night sky, and a soft cry "meow ~" came from his ear.

"Ah!!!!!!!" Someone among the passers-by screamed, breaking the deathly silence on the road.

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Ma Dan, my head hurts! ! !

Tang An felt that his brain was like a tofu brain smashed by a rolling pin, it was torn apart, the pain made him want to hit the wall, of course, he obviously didn't do that!

After getting used to it for a long time, my brain finally didn't hurt and didn't feel dizzy, and when I thought about being hit by a car, I immediately opened my eyes and got up, which means I'm still alive?

If one survives, there will be future fortunes!Tang An silently gave himself 32 likes in his heart!

Then I somehow felt that something was wrong, why was I not in the hospital but on the street?Is it really a man to throw the hero who saved people on the road?Why are people's hearts so dark now? ?How can you have fun in the future?

Also, why does the trash can next to it look so huge like Transformers?Look up again, and wipe it off, what kind of trouble is that house going to be?Is this the rhythm of Tongtian Tower?God, are you playing with me?

Tang An felt that it was necessary for him to roar, and use a howl in the wilderness to express the collapse of the [-] alpacas running wildly in his head at the moment, so he roared: "Meow~meow~"

Then, Tang An froze...

Fuck, can anyone explain to me what happened to the cry just now?

Turning his head mechanically, Tang An assured that he really heard the "click" sound of his own stiff bones. Behind him was the window glass of a dessert shop, on which Tang An's petite and exquisite figure at the moment was clearly printed——Meow Starman ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. !

Are you kidding me! ?

People say that when God closes a door for you, he will definitely open a window for you. The same can be said--God will give you back a life if he takes your life. However, the life that is given back is human life. It's hard to say if it's still meow life, hehe.

However, in the balance of life, people and cats are the same. The teacher taught us this in the elementary school ideological and moral class, so we can’t discriminate against the fate of cats~(=￣ω￣=)

Tang An turned around, took a few steps to approach the glass, took a closer look at his current cute appearance, and immediately shook like a sieve. He once again confirmed his irreversible catastrophic fate, please allow me to be a sad San's expression.

It's better to hang up right now! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

This cute meow is actually me, and I have turned into a cute meow, hugging my head and crying!

Xiao Anzi, please allow me to be sad.

After reluctantly accepting the fact that the milk teeth tableware is in the human world, Tang An's whole body (crossed out) is not good, and he is still standing in front of the glass to look at his cute face, but it is a pity that no matter how you look at it It will stare out a figure from a meow.

This is a snow dumpling-like Scottish fold cat, with a pair of curled ears making it look more innocent and pitiful, a small pink nose and mouth, and a pair of round watery golden eyes, can only be said in one sentence To describe it in words—too cute to have no friends!

Tang An burst into tears in his heart. He raised his little paw and looked at it. The tender plum blossom-shaped pink pad seemed to have the urge to be pinched. It must be very sensual!

Then Tang An remembered, he said why this cat looks so familiar, it doesn't look like the cat in the arms of the little lady he saved!Just why did I become it?Could it be that he saved its master so it gave its life to itself?What about the owner of that family?

Looking back and thinking about it, Tang An discovered a sad fact, that is, since he became a meow, he must have died as a human being. Alas, I don’t know if there is any good-hearted person to help him collect a corpse. .

In other words, Zhong Yi, that dead guy, shouldn't disregard his best friend's love for many years and leave him alone in the mass grave, right?As for the relatives of those white-eyed wolves, he didn't dare to think about it anymore. What do inhumane guys have to look forward to?Fortunately, I was afraid that I would be in the same situation as my parents. I made a will early on at a young age. Once I die, half of my current property will be given to my neighbor's grandmother who has taken care of him for three years, and half will be left to Zhong Yi, who has no brains. String guy, these are the people who treated him the best after his parents left, white-eyed wolves don't even think about it.

Of course, these things can be put aside for the time being, the top priority now is that it is hungry.

Washing his face with his paws, Tang An decided to fill his stomach first, but when he turned around, he was almost scared to be reborn again—what happened to the hungry wolf-like green eyes of Nima's girls?Hey, who asked you to take pictures of Grandpa, infringing on Grandpa's right to portrait! !

Tang An covered his face with his paws, feeling a little ashamed. What he didn't know was that this action almost turned the girls who were watching him (it) into a puddle, and they all looked like nympho holding their faces.

Tang An's nose twitched, it smells so good, my master is so hungry, I really want to eat something! ┭┮﹏┭┮

Tang An, who was extremely hungry, walked forward step by step following the scent of milk. With a sound of "Peng", he hit the glass door and fell to the ground, his big golden eyes were immediately covered with mist.

Labor and capital need to eat, labor and capital should not be starved to death, chirping~~

Get up, and slap the glass door with the plum blossom's little claws, blah blah, let him go to eat, enjoy the meal, hero!

A girl next to her looked at Tang An's small figure like a snow ball, and then looked at the misty golden cat's eyes, her blood boiled immediately. Before the girls could react, she picked Tang An up and opened the glass door and went straight in. After entering the dessert shop, the girl praised her wit.

The moment the other girls reacted, they expressed their envy, jealousy and hatred—they had no choice but to break up.The witty girl said that it is better to strike first, and to suffer later, the old lady is so tricky, baahahahahaha~

At this moment, Tang An doesn't care whether being held by his sister paper will affect his tall and glorious (?) image, his attention has long been attracted by the mango milk and shredded coconut cake brought by the waiter, Staring at it intently, drooling, I really want to eat, I really want to eat, hey, that is also delicious, so hungry! (ˉ﹃ˉ)

"Meow meow meow meow! Meow~meow~" I want to eat cake, give it to me~

Tang An, who was staying in the girl's arms, impatiently stretched out his paws and waved them in mid-air towards the food, pawing and pulling towards the delicious food.

The witty girl immediately saw that he was hungry, patted its head and said: "It looks small, I don't know if it has been weaned, maybe the food here can't be eaten?"

The muscular handsome guy standing at the counter has long seen the witty girl with the cute cat in his arms, and the cute cat and pretty girl are actually very observant.Seeing the witty girl frowning now, and seeing Tang An dying to look at the food, his eyes lit up immediately. It's a perfect time for Nima to strike up a conversation!For the first time, I felt that it was a good thing that my sister raised three cats at home!Stepping towards the girl decisively with long legs!

"This little milk cat looks very hungry. I have some goat milk powder that I just bought here. You can give it some to drink first."

The quick-witted girl immediately seemed to see a savior, and her eyes lit up: "Really? I heard people say that goat milk is the best for unweaned kittens. That's really troublesome to you, and I will pay for it."

"No, my sister has three cats at home, and I like these little guys very much." The muscular handsome guy smiled brightly, and turned around to make goat milk with a smile. (Three cats in the family: the elder brother of the owner is the most annoying, always bullying us and not letting us kiss the owner.)

When the warm goat's milk appeared in front of Tang An, he was so hungry that he almost lost the strength to stick out his tongue. The red plastic plate was full of goat's milk. Although Tang An was a little dissatisfied with the taste, but right now The most important thing is to have enough to eat and save your life. Without hesitation, I stick out my little pink tongue and start to add food.

Tang An began to have the strength to pay attention to other things after he had a little stock in his stomach. Hearing the conversation between the handsome guy and the witty girl next to him, Tang An's ears moved.

"So you picked up this kitten at the door of the store?" The little handsome guy was a little incredulous, "This is obviously a Scottish fold cat. It's probably nearly two months old, and it's almost time to wean it. To be honest, It’s unbelievable that such a cute cat would be left in front of the store, but it’s possible that it got lost.”

"Well, I'll raise it first and find an owner for it. If I really can't find the original owner, I'll raise it by myself. It's so cute." The witty girl made a heart-shaped gesture, most female creatures are very fond of this kind Adorable creatures have little resistance.

The little handsome guy was even more excited when he heard it, what a kind girl~

After eating and drinking, Tang An lazily washed his face, squinted his eyes and looked at himself, the future master, um, she really was the representative of a cute girl.He looks sweet and pleasant, especially when he smiles.

Tang An was very clear about his current situation, it was good for him to be adopted by this girl, at least he would not starve to death, and he had to figure out the rest slowly.

"Thank you for helping me today. I want to buy something for it and leave first. Thank you very much for your help." The witty girl hugged Tang An and thanked her with a smile. She turned around and was about to leave. The handsome boy wanted to beat his chest immediately , He hasn't asked for the girl's phone number yet!Just about to say "wait", another voice stopped the girl before him.

After he saw the person who made the sound clearly, he felt that he might have no hope of finding a girl, and that the opponent's appearance and combat effectiveness could instantly turn him into a scumbag.It's just that such a shiny and handsome guy entered the dessert shop, why didn't he have the slightest impression?

The author has something to say: ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !A certain D was bleeding when he saw a picture of a Scottish fold cat on the Internet, it is so cute, so cute, holding his face~ (Ignore this person who forgot to take his medicine...

Tang An's little milk cat had teary eyes: "Sisters, please collect it, woooooooo~ If you don't collect it, a certain fat paper won't give me food. The Lun family is so pitiful~"

Turning around secretly, a certain D smiled obsequiously: "Your Majesty has worked hard in canvassing votes, how is the little one doing today? Are you satisfied?"

Queen Tang An said coldly: "So-so, stupid human~"