[Net match] CV is a cat

A new round of turmoil has started in the Zhongzhuo circle since this morning, and this mighty tearing battle began with a Weibo post at 46:[-] in the morning by a little pink in the network distribution circle——

Glass dream:

People say that meeting the right person at the right time is a kind of happiness. I am grateful to God who made you and me meet, and I am even more grateful to you who gave me this kind of happiness. @CV Shaken in the battlefield

As soon as this Weibo was released, it can be said that a single stone stirred up a thousand waves. The usual few dozens of comments on the little pink Weibo rushed towards the four-digit number at a speed of 180 miles in an instant. can not stop.

Comment 1: I'm sorry, what's the situation?Fifty days ago, I was still confessing to @长安巷 at the song club, why did I become someone's objection today?

people?

Comment 2: Seeking the truth, is this wishful thinking or two-sided love? By the way @长安巷

Comment 3: I don’t know how serious it is, I’ll go to @沙场打扎大大微博 to ask.Big brother, didn't you just confess to Mr. An?

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Comment 999: Nima, I have 999!Pi Yanping, can you give me a good time, the Lord will come out and explain it!

CV Frustrated on the battlefield: Mengmeng and I confirmed our relationship yesterday, and I hope everyone can bless us.Chang'an Lane and I are just tacit partners and good friends, and the confession is just a joke. Please forgive me and don't bring trouble to Mengmeng and Chang'an. I won't say much about the rest.

Comment 1001: Surprised to show the big real body, take a group photo.

Comment 1002: Hahahaha, what the hell is ls?Is this the time to do something like this?Anyway, best wishes~

Comment 1003: Lovers get married!By the way, touch @长安巷公子, what are we afraid of without a gay friend, the young master comes to his arms! !

Comment 1004: Blessings, the two have been together for a hundred years and gave birth to a son early (seems a bit wrong) ~ Mr. An, let me introduce you to a good boy! !

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Comment 3052: Mengmeng is great, you and Zheji are a good match, I always feel that Chang'an Lane and Zheji have no sense of CP.

Comment 3053: I wish you good luck and have a baby early! That idiot fan of LS, don't scare Lishangmeng too much!

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Mr. An, who has been turned crazy on Weibo, is currently exercising his neck flexion and nodding skills in the university class, and his upper and lower eyelids are constantly in close contact.

Tang An has been playing online dubbing under the name "Chang'an Lane" for two years. In the first drama, he directly changed from being transparent to a pink CV. Go to Zihong's seat today.

If you want to say why he fell into the trap of online distribution at the beginning, it is really thanks to the Guliang named Aunt Hong whom he met on QQ.This master planner in the online supporting circle immediately started the stalking mode after the first sentence of Tang An's voice, asking Tang An to dub the shou in the sub-CP of her new drama, the young and ignorant Tang children's shoes boiled However, her soft and hard palate finally agreed.

Then, you know~~ Baby teeth are wonderfully sound-receiving, how could girls just let people go like this, it's so stupid!

In the words of Aunt Hong, it is: "If you enter my door, you will be my man. Want to leave? Come here, and I will serve you under the castration!"

And Tang An, who was once up to the point of being able to select the three best show years, is also influenced by the wonderful atmosphere of the online distribution circle, and gradually drifts away on the road of no return with broken three views, and all the mistakes along the way are morals and lower limits. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Teacher Mao Gai was so impassioned on the podium that his spittle was flying all over the place. Tang An secretly turned on the phone in a drowsy state, intending to use Weibo to wake up his mind, but in the end—the phone got stuck... ·

Tang: Hehe.Isn't it the fruit card that bullies us?

Finally, after shutting down the computer once, he successfully logged in, and then Tang An was pissed off by @ Scared.

∑(°△°|||)︴What is the situation?Why is the concubine's Weibo turned like this?

It took 5 minutes for Tang An to completely digest a fact: a guy who confessed his love to him at YY song club five days ago AND has been with him for two years and has been talking all kinds of nasty things on QQ intentionally or unintentionally. Human three-dimensional CP! !

What's the matter with this kind of sour rush? ?

The CP object of Tang An's first drama was a broken halberd on the battlefield, and then the two collaborated many times. Because of the strong sense of co-production, CP fans thought it was a proper couple.Tang An didn't respond at first, just pretending that he didn't see it, but he couldn't stand the broken halberd on the battlefield, and kept saying that he liked him in public or in private. Don't confess too much affectionately, as long as Tang An is as innocent as time goes by, he will be a little moved Now, the pink bubbles between the two are popping up more and more.

That day after he confessed at the YY Song Club, he asked Tang An to come out to meet the base in private, saying that he hoped that the two of them could develop in reality, and that he really liked Tang An.As a homosexual, Tang An is not a hypocritical person, since he feels it, why don't he try it?I nodded and agreed, the date is this Sunday, by the way, today is Friday.

Unexpectedly, the reality was so cruel.

But Tang An himself is not a hypocritical person. Since he doesn't like him anymore and they don't have any real relationship, it's the most sensible choice at this time to act as if nothing happened. people.

Rubbing his eyes, Tang An spent ten seconds leaving his own comment under Li Shangmeng's Weibo——

Chang'an Lane: Best wishes for sex, high-definition! !Nosebleed~PS: I suddenly want to find a handsome guy to love~

Comment 4345: It's the first time that baby teeth are close to Mr. An! ! ! ! ! !Son, don't you feel like something is broken?squint

Comment 4346: Pfft, son, I dare not tell others that I am your fan. I just want to say about your unscrupulous behavior - well done!

Comment 4347: Chang'an Lane, you look at my Mengmeng's broken halberd, are you jealous?Who told you not to take good care of it, my Mengmeng is attractive and good-looking! !No wonder Zheji fell in love with Mengmeng immediately.

Comment 4348: LS fans get fucked!I've also seen the photo of Li Shangmengbo, it's really pretty and lovely, but what do you mean by saying that Mr. An is ugly?Have you met Mr. An?I'll go, one pink top ten black!

Li Shangmeng is a newcomer who just entered the online supporting industry, with a soft and pleasant voice, and became a pink CV with three dramas within a year.Although many fans who are experienced in the mixed network supporting circle commented that he has a series of problems such as lack of sense of drama and unclear articulation, but his voice is cute and pure, and he can be regarded as a rookie, so he is still loved by many people.

The day before yesterday, he suddenly posted a photo of him holding a doll rabbit on Weibo, and according to the usual practice, he has a lot of big stars in the online supporting circle, and his fans jumped up and down excitedly.But it's no wonder that Lishangmeng is really good-looking, so many of you were praised by Aite's bosses, including the broken halberd on the battlefield.

Today, as soon as the love between Lishangmeng and Zhanji on the battlefield was released on Weibo, many people immediately thought of that photo. After all, Zhaji's attitude towards Chang'an Lane was a bit ambiguous before that, and now he turned his head and followed Lishang so quickly. Meng fell into a passionate love, and many people murmured in their hearts, could it be that Zheji really fell in love with Li Shangmeng's face and dumped Chang'an Lane?But the attitude of Chang'an Lane is not good, there is no resentment at all!However, with Mr. An's two-dimensional and realistic character, even if there is something, he will not show it.

Human beings have a strong desire to gossip about unknown things, and the truth is like a cat's paw, which keeps scratching their hearts, so a post on the Zhongzhuo Forum titled "Pick up the hidden triangle relationship" appeared, For a while, all the fans joined the battle. During the period, the onlookers, soy saucers, and passers-by got mixed up one after another. Kitchen knives and dog blood flew together. This post was quickly built into a tall building, and the three people hanging on the wall were naturally the battlefield. The broken halberd, the dream on the glass and the unfortunate Chang'an Lane lying on the gun.

There are only a few viewpoints in the building——

1. The broken halberd on the battlefield and Li Shangmeng are true love, and Chang'an Lane has nothing to do with them, it was just a joke before.

2. Li Shangmeng exploded in the photo and hugged her thigh, and fell on the battlefield and fell in love with Yan Hao. Li Shangmeng dumped Chang'an Lane.

3. The former two are true love, Chang'an Lane □□ wants to eat swan meat, looks very ugly, so Zheji has never liked him.

As for the truth, it is still being explored.

Immediately after Tang An opened QQ, he received many inquiries from sisters and Chinese. He ignored it and clicked on the message sent to him by the broken halberd in the battlefield:

Chang'an, last time I said that Mian Ji was a joke, don't take it seriously.

Don’t take those words in your heart before, they were just teasing each other for nothing, in the future we will still be good partners and buddies.

If you want to have a face-to-face meeting, how about I take Mengmeng to get together with you on Sunday, anyway, everyone is in the imperial capital, the time and place are up to you, and I will pay for it.

I don't know why, Tang An felt a chill in his heart when he saw the words of the broken halberd on the battlefield, as if a hole had been opened, and the sunny day in September couldn't give him any warmth.

He said it was fine, and he had nothing to do with him, but inside he felt so suffocated that he couldn't breathe.Tang An didn't return the news of the broken halberd on the battlefield, and directly quit QQ.

One day was passed by Tang An in such a muddle-headed way. As soon as school was over, Tang An sauntered home on his bicycle. Because his home was close to the school, he kept commuting and living at home.

When the car entered the community, Tang An looked up and could see the floor-to-ceiling windows covered with blue curtains on the fifth floor of the building in front of him. That was his home, which was empty except for him.Tang An's parents both passed away in a car accident three years ago, leaving Tang An who was only 16 years old at the time.Tang An was also very strong, he insisted on living alone, and did not go to those relatives who were like white-eyed wolves to live a life under the fence.

Thinking of the empty house, Tang An felt even more uncomfortable and panicked, so he simply turned around on his bicycle and walked outside. He remembered that there was a bar not far from the neighborhood, and today he suddenly wanted to get drunk.

The author has something to say: Emma, ​​a certain D struggled between laziness and laziness for a month, and finally opened a hole~~

If a certain D shits one day, it must be lazy shit plus fat shit because of laziness! !