[Net match] CV is a cat

The morning light shone into the bedroom, through which the fine dust in the air could be seen clearly. The young man's slender body was completely rolled up in the quilt and sunk deep in the soft mattress. Finally, the sound of an alarm broke the silence of the room.

"Ma Dan, Lao Zhi just squinted for a while, do you want to do this!" Tang An jumped up from the bed, slapped his hands, and the alarm clock was honest, but he couldn't fall asleep either. His pair of dark circles comparable to American Treasure can easily tell that this melon must not have slept well last night.

Touching his sore mouth expressionlessly, Tang An's face gradually changed from a boiled egg to a mature tomato gentleman.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Tofu, you old cow eats young grass!!!"

Why was I so stupid and pretended to be asleep?Shouldn't you just open your eyes and argue for the truth?Ke Su, the Lun family doesn't dislike being kissed at all. Could it be that Lao Zhi is a little waste in his bones?No, Lao Zhi is a divine attack, that is to say, Lao Zhi is the rhythm of a dude's scum attack from his soul?

Tang An did fall asleep in the car last night, but when Shen Tao kissed him too hard, even a pig woke up. Faced with the turbulent development of milk teeth, Tang An Tongzi shamelessly pretended to be dead by sleeping, Anyway, I did fall asleep just now, my mind was so distraught, I have to sort it out, it is a very important proposition whether to swing the sword to cut the thread of love or to just go with the flow.

In fact, Tang An's main entanglement is not here. He actually likes Shen Tao very much. Although this guy has a poisonous tongue, his sharp mouth and tofu heart can be regarded as a cute attribute, but if he stabs the paper window of the two of them now Broken, according to their current size compared to his own size is the rhythm of being attacked, and being too small is simply a nightmare.Otherwise, let's take a breath when we grow up and develop eight-pack abs. By then, Lao Zhi will definitely be a new generation of seven times a night wolf.

An Goudan was so entangled in such a hot night that he didn't sleep well all night, and when Shen Tao left early in the morning, he quietly entered his room and gave him a good morning kiss. Tang An said that he was pretending to sleep now It is getting higher and higher.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah you are to blame Shen Tao nest.He lifted the quilt and sat up, stared blankly at the ceiling, and finally decided—well, let’s talk about it!

If I don't talk about it, I have to pretend like I don't know that Shen Tao is eating tofu every day, I feel tired, and if I put it bluntly, maybe I can stop him in a fair manner, um, that's it.But then things developed like being pulled by [-] alpacas and ran away on an unimaginable road. Tang An supported his waist and said that he was still the same as Tucson, no, it should be said that he underestimated someone The degree of shamelessness.

After struggling all night, Tang An finally made up his mind and prepared to take the decisive first step on the road of divine attack, oh yeah!After figuring everything out, Tang An immediately became sleepy and fell asleep. He didn't even eat breakfast or lunch. He didn't wake up until after two o'clock in the afternoon. He was still hungry.

Rubbing his stomach that was growling from hunger, he got out of bed to wash, then took a bag of instant noodles to soak in it, while opening the old mobile phone that Shen Tao threw to him yesterday to browse Weibo, although it was eliminated by Shen Tao, the quality is still good , Tang An blinked his eyes when he saw the first Weibo post, and got goosebumps all over his body, hey, hey, can you two stop spoiling other people's appetite for food like this?

CV is defeated in the battlefield:

You are always running forward like the wind, unwilling to stop and look back, sometimes the most important things are actually just one step away from you.Money, fame, are those things really that important?It's just a possession!You said you fell in love with me at first sight, but why is the shelf life of love always so short? What is I to you, and what is our love?

comment:

Comment 1: The rhythm of the couple's quarrel?Money fame?What did the other party do? @CV glass dream

Comment 2: Damn it, I hate Qiong Yao's style the most.Also, I believe that Mengmeng is not such a person, do you have any misunderstandings?Mengmeng, please explain it quickly, don’t let other people take advantage of it@瓜上梦

Comment 3: It’s just that my Mengmeng and Zheji have a big conflict and it’s none of his business. If you don’t like it, you just don’t like it. He can’t even compare to my Mengmeng’s toe. Mengmeng, please come and comfort me The broken halberd is big! @银上梦

Comment 4: I said that you Lishangmeng fans are addicted to biting Chang'anxiang?Didn't you read the Weibo of the broken halberd saying that your Li Shangmeng loves money and fame?At that time, I was not optimistic about Lishangmeng, who had the potential to be a man's green tea. I decided that Zhe'an CP, "May you have a safe life, and there will be no more days to die", was cuter.

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CV Li Shangmeng: I thought you would understand some things without explaining them. Nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life, it seems that you and I are not in the same way. I have loved and hurt, and now I have understood.What you want is actually no different from mine, I think you should be very clear.I'm in a mess right now, so I won't be in touch with you for now.

Looking at those hypocritical words, Tang An felt sour water in his stomach. This couple is good enough. If they break up, they will shirk responsibility from each other. You know, do you still want to face?They don't show face to each other like this, but they are ashamed to say that they were in love, oh my god, "love" he is still a quiet and beautiful young man, please let him go~

Reminiscent of what happened last night, and guessing about Li Shangmeng's pissing nature, Tang An felt that he had come to the truth—Nima, it is very likely that Li Shangmeng fell in love with Shen Tao, which triggered a frenzy of jealousy. , it's no wonder that a man doesn't get mad when he's wearing a cuckold in front of his face!Looking at Li Shangmeng's comment again, is this the rhythm of attacking his old man after playing with Zheji completely?

Tang An felt that his brain hole had broken through the sky, and it was impossible for him to make up for it, but he couldn't stop it at all, and there was an inexplicable sense of crisis, what is going to happen?The desire to puncture the paper window with Shen Tao in his mind at this moment is so strong that no matter how big his heart is, he can't ignore it.

Slowly pull down the Weibo, Tang An was completely terrified, covering his heart and screaming silently as if he had seen a ghost, and knocked over the instant noodles next to him with a wave of his arm, and the splashed hot water scalded Tang An Ann howled like a little piglet being thrown into boiling water. Of course, these are details that can be ignored. The focus is on that Weibo, Weibo.

Nima's Weibo has always been empty. The drunk Xiao Lishang actually posted on Weibo. Of course, these things surprised Tang An at most, mainly because of the content of the post, which made him want to shit. I didn't expect it, no. Thinking about it, he really never expected it, Great God Li Shang, ah no, Shen Tao, you are so shameless!

Drunk, Laughing and Distraught V:

I made it so obvious that if someone still doesn't get it, it's really worthy of the name stupid. PS: It's cute that someone got drunk yesterday.Attached is a picture:

In the picture, the little cat like a white velvet dumpling squinted its eyes and squinted on the carpet, looking out of the floor-to-ceiling windows with moist golden eyes, and a white jade bell was hung around its neck.

The same meow, the same jade bell, the same bedroom background, and even the cat food bowl next to it, coupled with those few words and the title of stupid, only formed in An Goudan'er's mind. Two words in an infinite loop: paralysis!

Shen Tao, Nima, a centuries-old old land spirit, can be so foreign, even if he plays online game, but he is still such a legend-level super god, Nima and I have been under the same roof for so long, and they are holding their hands together. Thank you for exposing your privacy so badly!Nima, I just said that you are a good god, what kind of psychopathy did you suddenly focus on this little guy like me, it turned out to be you, muddy!If Lao Zhi didn't let you taste the power today, you wouldn't know how popular Ma Huaer is!

Looking at the comments below, many conjectures made by the Emperor of Truth made his head smoke with anger.Because he couldn't bear the harassment of Li Shangmeng and his fans, Tang An usually didn't go to those @, anyway, if something really happened, those familiar with him would Q him, and he wouldn't miss anything important.But as far as today's incident is concerned, Tang An really regrets that he didn't watch @ earlier, otherwise he could have scolded people a few minutes earlier!

Comment 1: My god, my god, I put on my running shoes and prepared to go downstairs for a few laps the moment I saw the great master post on Weibo.

Comment 2: People who are already running circles look downstairs, and, the Weibo post by the Great Master is really meaningful, as expected of the Great Master! [thumb]

Comment 3: I've rebooted my phone several times and now I believe it's not my phone. PS: The microblog is really connotative. The carpet and sofa in this picture really seem to be in a piece of soap that some stupid and cute boss soon burst out, pointing the way@长安巷最后一个微博→_→

Comments 4: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly ! ! ! !My God, I want to give you a monkey, ah no, after reading @长安巷狂萌’s Weibo, I think it’s better to let Chumeng give you a funny comparison.

Comment 5: Fuck me, as a fan of An Goudan, how can I say that the background and things are so familiar? It turns out that the baby teeth, everyone downstairs is really sharp-eyed.Emma, ​​my Angoudaner is about to be picked up again, and the target is still a master.This Weibo really has connotation~~~~~~~~~~~

Comment 6: This is a rhythm that is too big for Weibo to let go. This master Su is slowly approaching the stupid and cute An Goudan, but Su An Goudan is unaware of the rhythm. Master Yu Su is angry , there was an increase of attention not long ago, and today this element is completely exposed. By the way, the master is not the stupid and cute neighbor big brother, right?Emma, ​​she is so loving, holding a heart!Blushing o(*////▽////*)q

Comment 7: Like it downstairs, the development of the matter has been made up by your brain, and the result is that the stupid and cute shou'an dog egg was eaten by the master! @长安巷, Angoudaner, please protect your little chrysanthemum.

Zui Xiao Li Shang V: Don't do this, he will be scared away, although it is more likely to blow his hair.

Comment 9: God, ahhh God, I am so lucky to be so close to God.In other words, my god, are you admitting this in disguise? @安狗蛋儿, I love thick lines, your baby teeth are gentle and pampered!

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Chang'an Lane: Hehe, an old man, I think we need to talk about the ideal of humanity.Fuck it, fuck you, you fucking idiot can't eng (fourth tone) kill you, I'll take your surname!Stupid peat!Flip table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Comment 4089: Damn it, grab one of the stupid and cute shoushou, and give a thumbs up to the truth gods.Mr. An, how is your chrysanthemum?

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Zuixiaolishang V: Alright, I'd love to talk to you after get off work tonight, stupid.Also, don't you have my last name?

Comment 6348: It's the first time I'm so close to God, so I took a photo together!God, please don't take pity on this delicate flower, An Goudan, don't be careless! (PS: The Great God is so gentle and pampering, it’s just two people like usual, this is the power of plain love!

Chang'an Lane: Lao Zhi is not interested in communicating with you anymore, get out of here!

Zui Xiao Li Shang V: I like you, how can you be willing to get away, I really like you.

Comment 6351: Oh my god, what kind of trouble is going to happen with this kind of instant reply?Blinded by flashing eyes~ It's amazing to have a male ticket, and it's amazing to be present!

Comment 6352: It’s amazing to have male votes +1 (note the formation below

Comment 6353: It’s great to have a male ticket +2 (Master, hurry up, I ate that stupid cute shou shou, I paid nine yuan

Comment 6354: It’s great to have a male ticket +3 (I’ll pay ten yuan, don’t need to look for it, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate

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Tang An was so molested by these fans that his face was flushed across the screen, and his fingertips were slightly hot when holding the phone. Just now, Shen Tao said on the Internet that he liked him. Is this a confession?Or is it just a joke on the Internet?

Damn, it's so annoying!Why does Mao get so annoyed every time that guy Shen Tao says a few words to do something?It's not fair!

At this moment, a text message suddenly popped up on the phone:

I'm not kidding what I said just now, you wait at home, I'll go back now.

Tang An's expression at this moment can only be described in four words - thunder strikes from the sky!

Lao Zhi hasn't done a good job of psychological construction, soul is light!

The author has something to say: Emma, ​​a certain D feels so fulfilled today, she actually finished typing after four o’clock, little fairies, love to praise me~