[Net match] CV is a cat

Tang An was concentrating on attacking his prawns, when he suddenly smelled the smell of wine, and the wine bugs in his stomach tickled his heart, so he raised his head and glanced furtively, hehe, I didn't know when Shen Tao Already drank it, although it was the kind of red wine that he had never been able to appreciate, to Tang An, a man should drink strong wine like Erguotou to taste it, but for Tang Jiugui, who had not drank alcohol for a long time, now Even if it is red wine, as long as it can satisfy your craving.

Thinking of Tang Ansen's entanglement here, Lao Zhi ignored him just now, wouldn't it be embarrassing to go over to ask for a drink now?If Shen Tao, who is fully equipped with ridicule skills, utters a few more words, will Lao Zhi's fame in the first life be ruined?

Is it important to save face, or is it important to drink?For men, face is of course important, so——

Tang An stared eagerly at the red wine on the table, then looked up at Shen Tao pitifully, "I want to drink it too!"

When he said this, he had already pointed to the red wine bottle with one hand, and he seemed to be waving his finger to point at the country. It was really heroic and a gentleman!

Tang An was already so moved by the content he made up in his brain that he was speechless. He now felt that what he wanted was not a glass of wine, but a great river and mountain. Bahahahaha, the master is indeed the best in the world, pinching his waist and laughing wildly!

Shen Tao looked helplessly at the opposite guy who was smiling with a loveless expression on his face, he was obviously weak and cute just now and asked him for a drink, why didn't he know where his thoughts diverged in a blink of an eye?This mental disorder really needs to be cured, shouldn't he be taken to a psychiatrist?

Seeing that Shen Tao didn't respond for a long time, Tang An couldn't hold back the wine worm in his stomach for a long time. It was really angry from the heart, and the evil was born on the side of the gall. Tao gulped down the undrinked wine in one gulp.

Oh my god, it's so cool!It's nothing more than taking the fairy medicine, but it's even more powerful if it's white wine.

"I didn't expect you to be a little alcoholic." Shen Tao grabbed the bottle in Tang An's hand, seeing the idiot's behavior of pouring it all down, he couldn't laugh or cry, such a good wine was actually regarded as five yuan a bottle The Erguotou was dried up, it was like a cow chewing peonies, but seeing Tang An's contentment, he felt that it couldn't be more worthwhile, raised his hand and pinched Tang An's delicate face, and smiled. With a doting face, "This red wine has great stamina. If you can't walk for a while, I will not be responsible for carrying you back."

The so-called wine is strong and cowardly, Tang An's body feels comfortable after drinking this glass of wine, and he has gained a lot of courage. He stared at Shen Tao with bright eyes, and waved his little hand: "Master, I will never get drunk after a thousand cups, and I will never pour ten thousand cups. Don't be afraid!"

By the way, he touched Shen Tao's face with his good hand, pouted and said, "Why do you look so good-looking? Lord, I also want to grow up to be like you, but now I just suffer a little, not good-looking at all, like a weak chicken .My father wants eight-pack abs, long legs, tall, thick-backed, earn a lot of money for his future wife, and adopt a child. The wife and child are hot on the bed."

"But...but I don't have anything now, and I still rely on you to support me. I also want to go out and earn money, and become as rich as you..."

When Tang An said these words, his porcelain-like face had already blushed, his eyes were blurred, Shen Tao smiled wryly in his heart, he said just now not to get drunk, how long did it take to become like this, everything he said was inconsequential of.However, he really never thought that this little stupid actually thinks this way in his heart, he doesn't want to support himself, and wants to make money independently, it's really, um, cute.

Putting his drunken pet into his arms, Shen Tao slowly stroked Tang An's back over and over again to make him feel better. Sure enough, Tang An no longer hummed in pain, and obediently leaned into Shen Tao's arms, The breath is even and smells of alcohol.

Thinking that Tang An had eaten a lot before, and even if he really had an appetite, Shen Tao decisively took Tang An out of the box and prepared to go back.

Just outside the restaurant, when the cold winter wind blew, Tang An's chaotic mind cleared up a lot. At least people were no longer double images, and he could walk easily. Along the way, he lowered his head and grabbed Shen Tao's cuffs and walked slowly behind him. Walking slowly, his eyes are always on his fluffy white scarf. No matter how you look at this situation, it looks like a pet that has made a mistake and followed its owner home.

Shen Tao in front suddenly stopped in his tracks, Tang An was stunned and bumped directly into Shen Tao's back, touched his nose aggrievedly, raised his head, Tang An asked a little unhappy: "Why are you... "

Before he finished speaking, Shen Tao, who turned around, covered his mouth and hugged him directly, a princess hugged him tightly: "Okay, you are walking too slowly, let's hurry up!" Go to the car, or you will catch a cold easily."

"Well." Tang Anwo nodded in Shen Tao's arms, but she was a little strange, why did she have to cover her eyes, it was so uncomfortable, squeezed, um, I could see a little bit of the scenery outside - damn, this scenery is so beautiful, I Don't dare to look! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Damn, I wish I didn't see it, it's going to be the eye of a needle!Shen Tao, I blamed you wrongly, I shouldn't have opened my eyes!

Just now, Tang An saw the scenery outside clearly, and found that two mandarin ducks were fighting in the field. A tall man about 1.9 meters tall pressed a thin man against the wall. The upper body of the man who was pressed had been stripped clean Now, the most important thing is, it’s winter now, it’s winter, you guys are not afraid of the cold if you want to be nasty?Of course, the disillusionment was still behind, Tang An could tell at a glance that the crushed white chicken was the lobby manager named Zhou Kan just now...

So the rotten girl papers have a good saying, do you think that handsome guy in a white shirt with a gentle smile, a gentle demeanor and a cool study will like girls?too naive!All the good men are going to fuck!

Although Tang An is often joked about by a group of rotten girls on the Internet, and the H-scenes in the dubbing are also recorded, but they are still in the theoretical stage, even if they are recorded, they are still included. It was recorded just playing with lollipops, but he didn’t even watch a single GV, and he hasn’t tasted the porridge and side dishes.

Even though he can't see what he looks like now, Tang An can guarantee that his face is so red that he can go to the vegetable market to meet relatives with tomatoes. From his toes to his face, the heat is almost melting, okay?

When he got in the car, Tang An immediately rolled into a ball on the seat. Nima, I'm so shy. Today I watched other people's so-and-so. I don't know if I will be sent a blade tomorrow?Um?It feels a bit wrong, why is the space in the rear seat so much smaller?

Tang An raised one eyelid, and after seeing the situation clearly, he kicked the slender leg of the guy next to him with his foot: "Shen Tao, what are you doing, why don't you drive? Didn't you just shout to go home?"

When he said this, Tang An instinctively moved to the other side of the car. The instinct of a small animal told him that Shen Tao's current state was not right. His eyes were astonishingly bright, just like those in the snow on a full moon night. Hungry wolf saw the same little white rabbit, but unfortunately he may be that rabbit.

Watching Shen Tao approaching helplessly, the strong male hormones made Tang An's face that had just cooled down suddenly heat up again, he was quite confused about this situation, and stammered and asked: "You... What do you want...to do?"

Shen Tao ignored him, and slowly bent down expressionlessly, even with a little blush on his face.

Seeing Shen Tao who was getting closer and closer to him, Tang An was completely dumbfounded, his body was so stiff that he didn't even have the strength to move, his head seemed to be filled with cement, he couldn't move at all, his mind was full of Shen Tao. A face and phoenix eyes full of hot temperature.

Ma Ma woo mi, what's going on?What is he, he, he, what is he doing?Could it be that you were stimulated by the couple just now, and you want me or something?Should I pay homage to my little chrysanthemum in advance?No, isn't Shen Tao a straight guy, the straight one!What is the atmosphere like in this situation?God, what are you kidding me about!

In the end, a weight was completely on Tang An's body, and he was hugged into a familiar embrace, and there was a whine of complaints in his ears: "I'm so tired, I really want to deal with those idiots whose brains are filled with water every day." I took an AK47 and wiped them all row by row. But you are as comfortable a pillow as I imagined, and you can start to perform your pillow mission today."

Tang An - hehe.

Flip the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Lao Zhi must have been mentally retarded just now to feel that this guy wanted to kiss Lao Zhi, how self-abuse did I think that straight men would be bent, Lao Zhi is definitely a brain-dead, giving me this illusion Guy, you stand up, I promise not to kill you!

Xu Shi was completely relaxed, and because of the alcohol, Tang An actually fell asleep like this, curled up in Shen Tao's arms, like a shrimp, his face flushed from sleep.

Shen Tao looked at the stupid child who was sleeping unconscious in his arms, and kissed the rosy lips fiercely, and he didn't let go until his mouth was almost bitten open.Grinding his teeth with hatred in his heart, brat, I was panicking here, but he was able to sleep so soundly in my arms, where did I make him feel that he could be a gentleman to the point where he could sit still?

To be honest, he almost couldn't hold back when he saw that scene in the parking lot just now, but he was afraid of scaring this idiot, so he held the fire and prepared to go back to take a cold shower, but what he didn't expect was that the kid himself Sleep comfortably.The more Shen Tao thought about it, the more angry he became, and he kissed Tang An hard on the lips before letting him go to the front driver's seat to drive.

Turning his head to look at Tang An, who was sleeping soundly, he turned up the temperature of the air conditioner in the car a little, and smiled helplessly. He really fell, on a foolish brat whom he had only known for a short time.

The author has something to say: Hahahahaha, it was updated before six o'clock today, and I am satisfied

JJ bans action movies below the neck, so...  

Today I checked Weibo and found that Nima Korea said that "Journey to the West" belongs to them. I was so scared to pee, the universe belongs to them, right?

Thanks to Lingze and Wangchen for their landmines, a certain D kisses one