[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

Tiandao Xiaoshou stared at the screen dumbfounded, "Oh my god, the supporting actor of the Condor Shooting has become a carrot, what will happen to the plot in the future?" Looking at the door at a loss, Tiandao Xiaoshou was a little uneasy.

Why hasn't Tu come back yet?

Open the backup menu at the bottom of the screen, as Tu said before he left, if he hasn't returned within three years, the backup menu will be lit.

Menu item: collapse all the old plots... make up male one male two cp performance+?Make up boss Li Chenkong and Yu Nu cp performance+? ...... To make up money to help the master and Cao Houqian brothers cp performance +?  …

Tiandao is under the black line, Tu is worthy of being the second in command in the basic love system, and the branch lines listed are so cruel.

What's more, the cp of the male one and the second male turned out to be on!

In other words, Qi Lengsong and Li Jinchang are still together.

Tiandao Xiaoshou shook his hand and manually lit up the second one...

oo Tiandao Xiaoshou closed the menu, and withdrew his hand guiltily.

_(:3∠)_I didn't mean to.

Administration Bureau, Master Gong, who was urging his subordinates, caught a glimpse of +5...+5... a mouthful of old blood in his throat.

"No. [-]'s performance is full, and the vacation is approved..." Mr. Zonggong waved his hand, and drove the innocent-faced Roland and Tu out of the office, rubbing his forehead with a headache.

The big floating egg flickered and turned into a mermaid, leaning on Mr. Zonggong to massage his head.

"It's better my dear╭(╯3╰)╮......"

"Come on," the Lord God pushed him angrily, "The system department is short of manpower, and now another old department member is on vacation, so you can go recruit people."

Three years passed quickly, Grandpa Carrot and Cabbage got in touch, and the results of planting in the past few years reported a lot of performance points.

"Oh, not bad, not bad, a year's worth of sales in one day," Grandpa Bai Cai stroked his long eyebrows with a smile.

"Grandpa, are you kidding me? What a day, I planted it for three full years," Carrot complained, "The seeds you gave are very troublesome to plant, each method is different, and I can't tell the difference several times."

"You'll get used to it if you do it too much." Grandpa Bai Cai looked at Ouyang Ke, who was shorter than Carrot, with interest through the light screen, "Is this the child that the system made?"

"Yeah!" Carrot nodded happily, "By the way, Grandpa, this is Xiaofeng, my partner (*/w＼*)."

"Also, Kerr can turn into a carrot (*￣︶￣)y, a new member of our vegetable family has appeared!"

Ouyang Ke's eyes fluctuated, and there was some helplessness in his eyes.As he gradually grew up, some memories of his previous life flashed through his mind from time to time. He glanced at his expressionless uncle, and Ouyang Ke pursed his lips.

Grandpa Cabbage was so pleasantly surprised when he found out, he immediately ordered his assistant to dig out the old roots of the system department. Where did the new cultivation method lead to the birth of a new vegetable essence that was almost extinct?

"My dear grandson, I have comprehensively analyzed all the data of your world. This time, the air conditioner needs to undergo major changes. There may be some new situations that I need to explain to you. Your person in charge, Tu, has passed away. He will contact you. "Grandpa Bai Cai sorted out the materials, hesitated to speak, "Forget it, he will have a way to convince you, I will go and get things ready first."

carrot"???"

Ouyang Feng had a bad premonition, what to convince them?Could it be that there is a new situation?They exchanged glances with Ouyang Ke, and they frowned together.

"Hello, I'm your No. [-] person in charge, you can call me Tu," it didn't take long for Tu to be projected in front of Carrot.

Ouyang Feng still had a -200 favorable opinion towards him at this time, so Tu silently concealed his identity from the system.

"It's like this," Tu coughed lightly, and the two poisons of Ouyang's family protected the carrot under their wings like a calf. It was really difficult to negotiate.

"This world is newly formed, I think you should know," Tu organized his thoughts and prepared to move forward slowly.

Carrot nods, then what?

"And, here is Two-dimensional," Tu sees Carrot nodded, and continued, "There are many lines in the formation of the Two-dimensional world, and the most important one is called the plot, which is the solid foundation of the world. Foundation."

"The plot hasn't started yet," Carrot asked doubtfully.

"It's not the plot of the Condor Shooting. Before that, there were other lines. For example, the early Tianlong plot had Duan Yu as the protagonist, and the Condor Shooting had Huang Rong and Guo Jing as the protagonists. During the 100 years or so that was cut off in the middle, there was another plot. There will be new plots to support it," Tu explained. "After the cornerstone is formed, the foundation needs to be developed. The new world is included in the protection of the Administration, which is very fragile. And the protagonist this time is Li Jun."

"Pfft—" Carrot sprayed, "Mistress?"

The expressions of the two spectators all changed, as if they had understood what Tu said, and they were acting out their own lives just like the characters in the storybook.

Tu slightly raised his lips, it seemed that Ouyang Ke had gradually recovered the memories of his life.

There is no memory of before the age of three, because he stuffed the dead Ouyang Ke into the body of a child, and sealed his previous life memories by the way. Therefore, although Ke Baozi was innocent and ignorant, he had the wisdom no less than that of an adult since he was a child. .

"Cough, due to a small accident, the heroine's personality has changed drastically," Tu explained tactfully, "Because the foundation of the world is not stable, although the foundation is determined not to perish, there will still be many unstable factors. Unforeseen accidents happened."

"So we need a medium, that is, you who connect the two worlds," Tu carefully glanced at Ouyang's father and son, and continued to talk to Carrot.

"In addition to this, the time-space connection needs support, because the boss Li Chenkong generated by this world was solved by you, and there is no corresponding foundation support, so we can only choose the latest episode as the foundation pillar. So far, the latest episode is only 12 years old. Finally, the mainstay of the plot with Huang Rong and Guo Jing as the protagonists."

Hearing Huang Rong and Guo Jing, Ouyang Ke's eyes changed.

"I can tell you clearly that the old plot is based on a fan novel selected by the world. The main character is a girl named Li Jun. As for the male protagonists..." Tu paused, Couldn't bear to speak, "I will pass on that fanbook to you, you guys...be calm."

Tiandao Xiaoshou curled his lips, the old plot?The heroine has become a big man, the second male fell in love with the first male and the two went to have sex, the big boss was cannon fodder by his sister in advance, and the original domineering male supporting part-time backup boss became a little soft cute, and the male three were good friends. up.The old plot gentleman is already crying blind, okay?

"So?" Carrot was dazed, and that simple little head was full of pillars, cornerstones, connections, media... blah blah blah, little eyes were dazed.

"That's why you need to return to the modern age to take on the role of this medium. At the cost of four days in the original world and 12 years in this world, you can connect the two worlds. The next return time will be the eve of the plot!"

A cold light flashed in Ouyang Feng's eyes, he pulled the carrot with a sluggish expression, and put it on Tu's body with murderous intent.

"Only when the world is officially connected can you stay together forever. If the Administration does not include it in the scope of protection, the world will fend for itself. There are still many things that our Administration can do. If we are connected, we will benefit by then." It’s still you.” Tu calmly pushed his glasses and cast the last thunder.

"Think about it carefully. After 12 years of separation, in exchange for staying together forever, you will not suffer from the conditions I put forward. The carrot is the connection point between the two worlds. You must return to the original world to connect here."

Ouyang Feng's eyes flickered, they will stay together forever, this temptation is too great!

Tu went on to say, "The shared card drawn by the carrot before was blocked by the boss because of the system transformation. After connecting to the world, the carrot can get a lot of performance. After the tax is changed, you can continue to use it."

"System?" Ouyang Feng had a bad sense of this word, and his face was gloomy and terrifying after hearing it, "I will destroy that thing that tries to control Little Carrot sooner or later!" Gritting his teeth.

Although Ouyang Ke didn't understand very well, but after hearing what Ouyang Feng said, he tightly held the other hand of the carrot, with a look of worry in his eyes.

Tu couldn't help shaking, how did he offend Xidu before, _(:3∠)_ had no memory at all, and his favorability reached a new low.

The carrot is unknown, so, "Does Xiaofeng really hate the system? But the system on my body has been transformed, and it has become, uh... a purely auxiliary tool like a tool, it won't control me."

"But it is still giving you tasks," Ouyang Feng said displeased.

"I'm a member of the Science Department of the Administration, and the tasks I'm issuing now are all for profit, such as planting flowers and plants," Carrot said softly.

Ouyang Feng was noncommittal, but was finally persuaded by Tu to let Carrot go back to Hyundai and wait.

"It will take 12 years qaq."

"Hey, it's four days for you, and it's gone in a blink of an eye." In order to be with him forever, 12 years of waiting is nothing.

"What about Kerr, Kerr is still young."

Ouyang Ke was in a daze at first, but when Luo Luo mentioned his name, he was stunned for a while, and smiled cutely, "Mother, don't worry, I will take good care of myself when I grow up."

qaq "Zai Zai~"

Ouyang Ke "..."

Sending away the reluctant carrot, Ouyang Feng, Ouyang Ke and his son figured out how to hide the disappearance of the carrot.

"Let's just talk about retreat," Ouyang Ke said with a smile, bending his lips, "Didn't dad ever retreat for several years? Everyone can accept this reason."

Ouyang Feng nodded with complicated eyes, "When did Ke'er remember her previous life?"

Ouyang Ke was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "At first it was just a few small clips, and sometimes I would have some nightmares from my previous life before death, but I gradually remembered it, especially in recent months, I almost remembered it."

"Okay, okay, okay," Ouyang Feng said three times in a row, feeling excited.As expected, it is exactly what Xiao Luobo said, as long as the fate is still there, one day they will be able to continue the relationship between father and son.

"Father, mother... how did he give birth to me?" Ouyang Ke hesitated for a moment, but still asked.

Ouyang Feng "..." Such a sharp question, how should I answer it?

"It wasn't born," Ouyang Feng couldn't explain the carrot burst baby, he could only drag Grandpa Cabbage's new seeds into the water.

"It was planted..."

The young master Ouyang, who is a romantic figure of a generation, has outstanding literary talents and outstanding martial arts, has turned into petrification...

In modern times, for carrots, these are the most torturous four days.

Fortunately, it's very easy to spend these four days. The dungeons are swiped one by one, and basically a day of soaking in the game is over.

Helplessly watching his account be cut by the sword of the familiar Taoist Master Chunyang again, his friend Wang Jin drove up the tuhao chicken account in dissatisfaction.

What's wrong with Master Dao? Every time I approach him, I always ask some strange questions, and I always use my account number.

The next day, he saw Dao Ye who had lost a lot of weight and turned into a national treasure giant panda, and was shocked by his appearance.

"Master Dao, have you been sucked dry by the goblin?" Carrot exclaimed.

"Carrot, tell me, will a daughter without a mother have enough food and clothing?"

"what?"

"If the daughter's father finds a stepmother again, will he abuse his daughter?"

"...", are you worried about Huang Rong? "Huang Gu, it's not like that kind of person, he won't let Huang Rong be wronged."

"So, will Rong'er be sad when she lost her mother since she was a child? Will she not know me?" Daoist lowered his head gloomyly, with tears in his melancholy eyes, "Will she be simply deceived?" , and then look at Guo Jing who already has a fiancée and is still messing about?"

"...Isn't Huang Gu still there?" Carrot said.

"He will teach his daughter?" Mao Fenfen frowned, and the more he thought about it, the more worried he became.

He didn't know what he was worried about, he just felt that his mind was in a mess, thinking about things.Thinking of his daughter who was born in ten months of pregnancy, thinking about what he did during that unlucky time, and occasionally thinking of Huang Gu, how did the cute and shy little white rabbit become what he is today? It looks so bad, it makes me feel uncomfortable every time I think about it.He is gone, will that rabbit be bullied by people outside?

When he wakes up in the morning, no one is watching him in a daze by the bedside. There is no hot porridge available at any time. If he wants to eat some fruit, he has to go to the vegetable market to buy it by himself. Fenfen felt that loneliness was about to overwhelm him.

"In the original book, Huang Rong was lawless because she was spoiled too much by Huang Yaoshi. What's more, she and Guo Jing died with their families in the end." The ghost of my head, full of messy thoughts.

"Will children in single-parent families suffer from various mental illnesses due to the neglect of their parents?" Mao Fenfen walked back and forth, rambling on.

"Well, Master Dao..." Carrot raised his hand weakly, "How did you get here?"

Mao Fenfen sat listlessly on the sofa, and said weakly, "Hunting."

"Are you okay?" Carrot was taken aback by the thin and decadent look on his face, and moved closer, squatting on the edge of the sofa and poking the sluggish Master Dao.

"I think there is no doubt in my life," Mao Fenfen said, with a dull and gloomy expression, "everyday is not interesting at all except catching ghosts and fortune-telling, and even games don't arouse my interest... ..”

The corner of Carrot's mouth twitched, "Master Dao, something is wrong with you."

"I'm going back first," Mao Fenfen shook his head and sighed, "I need a darker place to think quietly, your place is too bright."

Carrot looked at the drawn curtains in his room, no lights were turned on except for a glowing computer.

"That Taoist...do you need to see a psychiatrist?" Watching Mao Fenfen leave after chanting a mantra, Carrot squatted on the ground, dazed, "Depression?"

The four days passed quickly, and when I told netizens that I was going on a long-term trip, Carrot packed up and went to Grandpa Bai Cai's office.

"Master Dao?" That long-haired, fairy-like sheep bleating over there is Mao Fenfen himself.

"I...want to take a look," Mao Fenfen was a little tangled, but his firmness was undeniable. He was never someone who liked to escape, but everything happened too fast, and there wasn't enough time for him Take it easy.

In the past few days, he has thought a lot. He was pregnant for ten months, and the feeling of extreme pain when he finally gave birth is vivid in his memory. Huang Rong was always born by him. Black Rabbit, don't want to at all!

"Master Dao, you have figured it out," Carrot exhaled, and patted Mao Fenfen who was ready for everything.

"I think Tu has already told you about the issue of time flow." Grandpa Bai Cai packed a few large bags of new experimental items for Carrot to put in the game package. "Remember to send me reports regularly."

"Got it," Carrot sniffed, hugging grandpa reluctantly.

"Okay, okay, be careful on the way, the time link point is already aligned," Grandpa Bai Cai patted his back, loving this good grandson very much, "next time you come back, bring my great-grandson with you." Let me draw a few tubes of blood and study it carefully.

Ouyang Ke touched his nose and sneezed several times for no reason.

"Young master, are you okay?" The beautiful maid handed over a champagne with concern, in exchange for Ouyang Ke sneezing louder.

"It's okay," Ouyang Ke took a step back, his keen sense of smell inherited from carrots was constantly being challenged by the strange scent from the maidservant.

The subconscious obsession with cleanliness made him shy away from all kinds of strange women, but he was still a romantic in his previous life. This is a new kind of torment. The beautiful women who used to be seen in his eyes are only seen now. The feminine scent that used to be full of charm in the nose has now become a mixture of all kinds of strange smells. If you smell it too much, you will feel dizzy and retch.

Ouyang Ke smiled wryly.

"Let's go, we can find a place to stay when we get to the Kingdom of Jin," Ouyang Ke avoided her touch without a trace. As soon as he finished speaking, the Camel King snorted, and the camels behind him followed obediently. On, jingling and jingling.

This time, Carrot and Daoist both traveled through physical bodies, and they landed in a wilderness. Fortunately, there was no one around, so it didn't cause much commotion.

[You are invited to join the team every minute and every second. ]

The two formed a team, one after another recruited mounts to drive on the road, "This area on the small map is black, and I have never been here before, which means that this is not the Western Regions or the Song Kingdom."

"Let's take a look at the nearest city gate first," Mao Fenfen took a deep breath, feeling tight in his chest when he thought of the plot of Shooting the Condors.

"I contacted Xiaofeng on the guild channel," Carrot pouted, "He said he told me to wait until I get back, because Kerr will go through the plot."

"..." The plot, the plot again...Mao Fenfen has read the novel sent by Tu with him as the heroine, he would rather fall in love with the little rabbit than leave That n-beep-like plot!

It's not far from Zhongdu here, and the horse ran all the way there, and it took half a day to arrive.

"There are a lot of martial arts people, is there another meeting?"

"On the eve of the start of the plot, it should be Wanyan Honglie recruiting people in the martial arts to find Wu Mu's suicide note." Mao Fenfen took out his cloak to cover his striking white hair, "Luobo, do you think Rong'er has run away from home and came here?" gone?"

The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he became. What if Huang Rong and Guo Jing had already met and were tricked away by the big bad wolf?

The Taoist who just became a mother soon faced a major problem. He has been a mother for less than six days, what should he do if his daughter is already an adult and ready to marry? !

"Shouldn't be, right?" Carrot was wearing a human skin mask with a paralyzed face, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Why did the Taoist master come back, and the symptoms became more serious?

"Guest officers, should you stay at the tip or stay at the hotel?" The child nodded and bowed as he took the big piece of money, his eyes straightened.

Carrot and Taoist arrived at the largest inn in Zhongdu, and seeing that it was getting dark outside, they decided to stay for one night first, "Take two rooms."

"Okay, please come inside, guest officer."

There have been more and more people in the past two days. Most of the martial arts and underworld people who will come to the Kingdom of Jin will see more strange people. Naturally, Xiaoer will not be surprised by Daoist's big cloak.

o(≧v≦)o Luoluo lay on the bed at night and chatted with Ouyang Feng on the gang channel until the early hours of the morning, rolling around until Ouyang Feng urged him to go to bed quickly.

Don't worry, Xiaofeng said that he will come here tomorrow, and look for Kerr tomorrow, and then the family will go home together (*￣︶￣)y

Summon furry, sleep.

The next morning, Carrot was woken up by the noise downstairs, frowned dissatisfiedly, and rubbed against the furry back, Carrot raised his head in a daze, got up and opened the window.

It turned out that behind the inn was a steamed bun shop, which is a famous delicacy in the whole city. The steamed bun shop was burglarized and lost two meat buns. At this time, the shopkeeper was pointing at the little beggar and cursing, and the surrounding crowd watched and pointed. Didn't mean to help at all.

This scene was very familiar. Carrot was lying on the window to watch, and with sharp eyes, he noticed that someone was approaching the scene of the incident. It was a stout boy in plain clothes.

The boy was about to take a closer look when someone squeezed his butt and was knocked back into the crowd.The crowd was a little uneasy, and became surprisingly quiet. Everyone shivered to make way for the Taoist priest in a delicate blue robe. The carrots were bristling, and the aura of the Taoist master was so... scary!