[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

"Heh, I've already ordered you to go down," the two of them lingered for a long time, until Lanzhi took the lead to knock on the door before getting up lazily.

Carrot quickly put on his trousers and coat, and opened the door humming, still in the original white and white combination, (*￣︶￣)y "Lanzhi."

Ouyang Feng's eyes darkened, and he was secretly happy: This little radish recovered so quickly.

The benefits will be wonderful if you can meet them in the future.

"Are you...?" Lanzhi hesitated for a moment, and when she saw the carrot, she changed her face instantly, and said in surprise, "The master?"

"I knew that the master of the villa has great powers, and I haven't seen how you practice kung fu, so how can you go crazy," Lanzhi smiled, and let the servant move the tub into it.

Carrot muttered, "I'm not working hard."

"It's good to be back, Madam and the old owner are worried."

Carrot smiled, "I'm back."

The next thing is a happy time to clean up for nothing (*￣︶￣)y

......

"Xiaofeng, you lost my brush again!" Splashing water

"You still think I'm dirty?" Ouyang Feng laughed, "The brush hurts the skin, don't keep brushing yourself like a radish."

"The radish is only clean with a brush! ￣ヘ￣"

"If you pick up brushes, I will!"

"Ahahahaha..." The water splashed and splashed.

The boy outside the door moved his fingers, because the aunt in charge didn't dare to pick his nose, and endured the pain.

There was another earth-shattering overturning sound, and it was quiet inside.

It didn't take long before the muffled complaints of their big owner sounded, "It's all your fault."

"Okay, okay, blame me, blame me."

Carrot said in surprise, "You have become humble."

"...", when will I not let you?

"The big master, the second master, and the young master are with the old master and his wife," Lanzhi calmly reminded.

So, should you hurry up and get it over with?

"..." Hearing this, our family really has many owners_(:3∠)_ Carrot suddenly thought of a slogan: White Camel Villa is rich in owners, you can choose from various types, young and old should.

Brainstorm for myself.

For the past two years, Ouyang Feng firmly asserted that the carrot was not dead. Although Tiffany and Ouyang Lingfeng were also worried, they were still willing to believe the words of their youngest son.

The two children are more inseparable than the husband and wife, and the importance Ouyang Feng attaches to his elder brother will never hurt him.

Carrot's return to the old couple was no surprise, Tiffany was surprised...  

"Yin'er, why have you become shorter?"

The obvious height change that can be seen by the naked eye, let alone how surprised the husband and wife are.

Carrot's current height is...155cm. Standing next to Ouyang Feng is like a big bear and a kitten, the cutest height difference, how small and cute.

Carrot blushed and said dryly, "It's just that something went wrong in my practice, don't pay attention to these details!"

Tiffany pinched his little face and smiled from ear to ear.

Has Yin'er gone to practice bone shrinking skills?Snicker.

Two years ago, her son got her a grandson to play with, and two years later, the son became smaller to play with her. Is there anything happier than this.

The two didn't ask too much about who the mother of the child was. Now that the two sons are grown up, they have their own opinions.

Ouyang Lingfeng coughed lightly, and patted the carrot's head, "Just come back."

These four words are almost callous, the carrots are tangled, and the different speeds of time can't afford to hurt.

Glancing at the little bun hiding behind the door, Ouyang Feng smiled, "Don't you want to see your son, little carrot?"

Carrot's eyes lit up, carrot cub?

"Ke'er, come," Ouyang Feng waved to Xiao Baozi with a smile.

Little Ouyang Ke is round, short, chubby, with a delicate and cute face.The big eyes with dark grape-colored pupils carefully glanced at another man who looked very similar to his uncle, hesitantly shrank behind the door and dared not come out.

The man's expression was a bit cold, and his uncle's cheerfulness and harmony were completely two extremes. Little Ouyang Ke tightened his clothes nervously, as if he had already guessed the identity of the man.

"This kid is still shy," Tiffany laughed, picked up the little bun, and said to Carrot, "Keer, he is your father."

Carrot froze nervously, and looked at the timid little bun.

Ouyang Ke was a little afraid of this expressionless father, twisted his little hands uneasily, and said "Dad~" to the carrot.

Ouch~ This mouth, this soft voice, o(≧v≦)o, my heart will melt when I hear it!

Feeling the admiration hidden under the child's fear, Carrot stretched out his hand, and Ouyang Ke's eyes lit up instantly.

This is his wise, powerful, extraordinary, supernatural, and handsome father?Ouyang Ke hooked Carrot's neck and snuggled up to him, feeling warm and fragrant. He leaned comfortably on his shoulder and narrowed his eyes: this is the scent of his dream mother.

Carefully taking a peek at Ouyang Feng who was looking at them with a smile, Ouyang Ke quietly curled the corners of his lips, now he has a father and a mother.

Ouyang Feng raised the child to be fat and fat, and he was already a strong boy at the age of five. Ouyang Ke, who was quite a bit carroty, smiled and said, "Little chubby."

A scene where two cute animals, one big and one small, get together?The pink bubbles at the scene were so cute that they burst!

The following days were still going on as usual, Ouyang Ke was naturally close to the smell of carrots, he could find the fragrance that ordinary people couldn't smell from a long distance, and then he ran to carrots begging for a hug.

Ouyang Feng felt that now that he had a "wife" and son, his life was complete.

Ouyang Ke felt that what Mei Xin said was lying to him. His mother was indeed wise and mighty, unlike ordinary people, with great powers and extraordinary beauty, but she was not indifferent or harsh at all.

The child couldn't hide his words, and within a few moments, he exposed his small thoughts to Ouyang Feng. Ouyang Feng was not angry, but laughed and praised him for being right.

"Ker, you can call us that when there is no one else in the future, but you must call me uncle when there are others, you know?"

The child nodded half-understood, and ran to find his mother.

Now there is a problem. In his previous life, in order to let the child grow up independently, Ouyang Feng imprisoned his mother in the backyard and did not allow him to visit, fearing that the mother's kindness would affect the child and make him indecisive.

Ouyang Feng didn't dare to do that to the cute little creature in this life, so he could only discuss with Carrot, could the time spent playing with his son be reduced a little bit?

"Why do I become indecisive after playing too much? Am I very kind?" Carrot asked strangely.

"It's playing with things and losing one's ambition," Ouyang Feng nodded.

"Hmm..." Carrot thought for a while, "=￣w￣= But I have been playing since childhood."

Ouyang Feng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Xiao Luobo, think about it carefully, how much effort did I have to make you practice calligraphy obediently?"

"You just spend more ideas," Carrot snorted, "Educating children can't be like this, it will be counterproductive. Anyway, I thought you were annoying Xiaofeng at the time."

Ouyang Feng was quiet for a moment, then said, "The child will understand my painstaking efforts when he grows up."

"Then his childhood will not be happy. We can't increase constraints for children from the perspective of adults. Children should play happily and not deprive them of their creative talents."

"Then how do you teach children?" Ouyang Feng was helpless.

"..." He didn't know either.

"Ke'er is six years old. It's time for him to study. His parents spoil him too much. We can't pamper him all the time."

Carrot muttered, and finally reached an agreement with Ouyang Feng, "How did we improve each other then?"

Ouyang Feng "..."

How hard is it for him to cultivate a scumbag into a male god all the way? Do you think so?

"Could it be that Kerr has no motivation because he doesn't have a friend?" Carrot was very interested, and took out the seeds given by Grandpa Cabbage from his backpack.

"What is this?" Ouyang Feng had a bad premonition when he heard what he said earlier, so he wanted to find a friend for Kerr?In his previous life, he had done it before, finding a group of orphans, but who would have expected that Ke'er would be cultivated into a flirtatious temperament.

"Grandpa Cabbage gave it. ≡w≡He said that we can grow dolls." He gave the seeds to Ouyang Feng, "Goblins can't grow them, and human blood must be used as gene activation to breed dolls."

With black lines all over his face, Ouyang Feng returned the green seeds to the carrot, "Ke'er doesn't need the um... planted siblings yet."

Carrot felt a little regretful, "Actually, I want to grow a little girl."

"...", how persistent are you in growing dolls?

_(:3∠)_Just want to grow, I wonder how the dolls in the plants are born.

Carrot didn't forget the task given by Grandpa Cabbage. Wasteland is easy to find. There are undeveloped wastelands everywhere in the depths of the desert, and it is not a problem to plant a tree lined with shade.

This world has not been polluted by the industrial age, nor has it been influenced by modernization. All nature and civilization are pure natural, and the aura is indeed much more than the original world.Furthermore, the aura of the newly formed world is still accumulating, and there is no trace of loss. The soil in the desert is very similar to the dry land of other planes.

"Mother, what is this?" Ouyang Ke was holding a bunch of rattan sticks, staring curiously at the bright red fruit on it, and there was a green grass like a small hat on the fruit.

"The strawberry has grown so big," Carrot said in amazement, "The red flesh is edible, Kerr will wash it and try it."

"It smells very good," little Ouyang Ke added, sniffing his nose, "no mother smell."

Although Ouyang Ke came out of his explosive equipment, every time he heard this kid call himself "cool~" in that soft waxy voice, it was still very awkward. ￣ヘ￣It’s all Xiaofeng’s fault for teaching the child badly.

"Go and wash it with clean water. The pure natural sunshine strawberry developed by Grandpa Bai Cai is rich in various fruit-type vitamins. Eating it is good for your health. Remember to bring more to your grandparents."

Ouyang Ke nodded like a little adult, and directed the maids to pick in the field. The White Camel Villa has expanded its scope since the beginning of carrot planting. Now the whole mountain is full of new plants from the top to the bottom of the mountain. Walking around the field a few times, the shrunken Gua Tai accompanied and protected him, like a personal nanny.

Among the holy beasts of the Five Poisons, they are the most naive croaks. Although the sound of croaking is not as pleasant as singing, it can make people feel peaceful.Carrot is very relieved to let Gua Tai protect Ouyang Ke, not only because Gua Tai is strong in defense, but also because the little guy likes it.

Ouyang Ke didn't know why he communicated with the holy beast. He used to cry because he was afraid when he saw that he was different from others. Now that he was able to communicate with carrots like him, he immediately felt relieved. It seemed that his ability came from genetic?

He has a good relationship with several holy beasts, but they always have their own activity time, and the one who can get along best and closest is only Guatai who is willing to play with him at any time.

Ouyang Feng didn't know what Carrot was thinking, it was just a title, just listen to it and be happy.While my son was far away, I took my daughter-in-law to order soft tofu.

"Snake, what are father and mother doing?" Ouyang Ke hid in the distance and asked the Goji snakes entangled in the grass.

Goji Snake hissed twice, and the two snakes twisted together and kissed mouth to mouth.

(*/w＼*) Little Ouyang Ke shyly covered his eyes and ran away.

On this day, Carrot was dealing with affairs in the study, and turned to the trivia of intelligence in recent years, and couldn't help but read it curiously.

"Xiaofeng, have you participated in the Huashan Discussion of Swords?"

"Well, Jiuyin was born, so I have to join in the fun." Ouyang Feng did not tell Luo Luo how many people died in Huashan's sword battle. With the help of Huashan's sword fight this time, he wiped out Li Chenkong's power in the Central Plains, and joined forces with Li Chenkong. Wuyue forced him back to the Western Regions.

"Yes, when Daoist was pregnant?" Carrot recalled how Daoist gritted his teeth at Huang Gu's little white rabbit, and thought about what Huang Yaoshi did for Jiuyin in the original book... probably, the little white rabbit didn't Will you do this?It is impossible for Master Dao to have an unforgettable memory, relying on the system, it is not like he would help the little white rabbit to cheat Zhou Botong.

Ouyang Feng's eyes were strange, as if he thought of something strange, he hesitated to speak.

"Don't look at me like that, fluffy," Carrot shivered, rubbing the goosebumps on his body from being stared at.

"Li Chenkong designed the Song family's royal court to lose popular support, which indirectly caused the death of Huang Gu's family," Ouyang Feng said lightly.

"what?"

"Li Wuyue was originally married to Huang Laoxie by Li Wuyue, and their wedding was..."

"What?" Carrot became interested and urged him to say quickly, "How did Master Dao marry the little white rabbit?"

Ouyang Feng's face was troubled, and he said strangely, "It's tied with a knot."

"what?"

"At that time, she was pregnant for four months, and she was already a little pregnant. During the bridal chamber..."

Carrot rested his chin in both hands, panicking, "The little white rabbit attacked a pregnant woman?!"

"Ahem," Ouyang Feng coughed, "I haven't noticed it before, but Li Jun's temper is really hot." Ouyang Feng said it very reservedly, what the Taoist said on the night of the bridal chamber was ugly, and he didn't give him any face. All kinds of swearing like a big man, only a good-tempered little rabbit can bear it. If so, the little rabbit will bite people when it is pushed.

The relationship between the two is a vicious circle. No matter how gentle Little Rabbit is to Dao Lord in the future, the friction between the two on the wedding night cannot be saved.

"Little rabbit really attacked pregnant women..." Σ(°△°|||)︴

"Anyway, he has become a woman, so he should adapt to the environment. Nowadays, women from good families don't have a good reputation for being pregnant out of wedlock." Ouyang Feng commented pertinently. In fact, he also sympathized with Li Jun. Unfortunately for this sake, it is also the first time I have met.

"After the wedding, Li Wuyue threw her to Peach Blossom Island where Huang Laoxie lives now," Ouyang Feng continued, "every time she walked out, Huang Laoxie would catch her back..."

"..." The romantic drama "The domineering president let me go?", I can't tell that Daoist is okay.

"Peach Blossom Island is surrounded by water, I don't know how she got out, I really admire her." Ouyang Feng couldn't laugh or cry.

"...godly."

It suddenly dawned on me, "No wonder I disappeared every time I took a walk. Huang Laoxie should be admired."

Ouyang Feng put his arms around the carrot and smiled, "The last time she wandered to Xixia, Huang Laoxie was so angry that he carried her back to confinement and watched her personally every day."

Carrot said worriedly, "The two of them stay together every day like this, and their relationship has been polished."

"Huang Laoxie is always hot, and Li Fan is very proud, so maybe he hates Huang Laoxie because of it," Ouyang Feng rubbed Carrot's earlobe, and said softly, "Little Luobo will always be like her if he dares to be like her." Run away from home, be careful that I will lock you up too."

o(*▽*)oCarrot dodged it with a blushing face, and said Nuo Nuo, "Don't be like this, itchy."

"It's not necessarily that the relationship is polished. I can see that Huang Laoxie has improved a lot in all aspects of her tossing, and it's possible that they enjoy it." Just like him and Xiaoluobo, every pair of lovers The way they interact with each other is different.

"Master Dao said he would never come here again," Luo Luo said, "He is not happy, but he didn't feel any resentment when he mentioned the little rabbit." No resentment, but he felt irritable...

Xiaomengwu came to a conclusion like this, "He himself didn't understand what kind of feelings he has for Xiaotuji."

"Whatever they do," Ouyang Feng chuckled, "Can't Little Carrot still see the marriage line? As long as the line is not broken, we will meet again."

(*/w＼*) "Last time, the marriage line appeared because of a wrong spell. In fact, I can't figure out which is which."

"The big owner, the second owner, and the young owner have developed a high fever for some reason, and the doctors of the village are helpless. Madam tells you to go and have a look!" Lanzhi came over anxiously and shouted, startling the two of them.

"Fever? Ke'er has been healthy since she was a child, and she has never been sick so far," Ouyang Feng frowned, and hurried away with Carrot.

The child's face was burning red, and the whole body was emitting water vapor. Qi Ping touched the mustache left over the past two years, tilted his head in doubt, and frowned, thinking, "The pulse is normal, hissing, it shouldn't be, how could it be burning?" It’s like this.” I don’t know why, “It’s really strange.”

"Quack, quack, quack," Yuchan bounced twice, seeing that Qi Ping ignored him, she stuck out her tongue and wrapped up his trouser leg.

"Huh? What are you trying to say?"

"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack..."

"..." The language barrier is really terrible.

Yuchan felt that the carrot was approaching, and jumped excitedly at the door, "Quack quack!"

"Ke'er ate carrots?" Carrot was surprised, sat on the edge of his bed and touched his forehead, =￣w￣= "Are you allergic?"

Qi Ping raised his eyebrows, opened the child's eyelids, and took his pulse again, "It's a bit like an allergic symptom. I've seen seafood allergies before. It's the first time I've heard of this allergy to radishes."

"Mother~" Ouyang Ke moved under the quilt, dazedly rubbing Carrot's hand, and said vaguely, "I'm uncomfortable."

Qi Ping silently glanced at the small eyes ←←

"Ahem," Ouyang Feng smiled and invited Qi Ping out.

Qi Ping￣ヘ￣I already knew it!

"Where is it uncomfortable?" Carrot knew that the child did not have a fever, but urgently needed cooling, and helped him pull away the quilt covering him.

Ouyang Ke lingered into his arms comfortably, and muttered, "It's like a fire is burning in my stomach."

Carrot was stunned for a moment, overwhelmed with surprise, "Come on, Ke'er, do as mother said."

Ouyang Feng←v←: Little Carrot is really conscious.

"Is there thermal air in your stomach? Try pushing it and moving it, inhale... hold your breath, and draw it up."

"Hmm..." Ouyang Ke moved uncomfortably, his buttocks pouted...

"Beep~~~"

Ouyang Feng, "......Pfft—" He couldn't hold back his laughter at the end, with a weird expression on his face.

The fragrance of radishes filled the room. Carrots glared at the little friend, what are you laughing at? Have you ever seen a beep?It's really annoying, I was so ignorant when I was a child ￣ヘ￣The beep of the little goblin can strengthen the yang!

The body of the child lying on him became even hotter, and there was only a crisp sound of "bang!"

Ouyang Feng Σ(っ°Д°;)っ: My son has also become a carrot!

Carrots turned into flowers with laughter: Oops o(≧v≦)o carrot cubs.

Round, red, tender, and scallion-colored small green leaves, carrots hold the cubs in the palm of their hands, put them on their lips and kiss them cherishedly, their vegetable family has a new member (*￣︶￣ )y

Hyundai, the system department of the Administration Bureau, and Mr. General Gong stared at the constantly beating panel in a daze while hugging his big egg.

The above constantly reminds you to refresh the frequency: Your subordinate's basic love system No. 02 gets performance +5, your subordinate's base love system No. 02 gets performance +5...

Mr. Zong Gong slapped the table, "Roland, call me that guy Tu! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻" Good boy, how many backhands have you left behind? It's not safe to be locked up. Forcing myself to give you a vacation, right? Not letting go!

The big egg flickered and turned into a stunning beauty, leaning against the side of the main attack, arms crossed, smiling half-smile.

"Honey......"

"Didn't you say that my sailboat in the gutter was almost pushed by the people below, and now the brats below are making a fuss, let's see what you can do." The brilliance is indescribably alluring.

Always ready to attack, he smiled mysteriously, "No matter how much trouble they make, everything is under my control."

"Chu Xuan, the main god has changed his form again, this time it's a man or a woman, you can't tell at all," Zheng Zha poked his good friend with his elbow, gossiping.

Chu Xuan pushed his glowing eyes, and glanced at him lightly, "What a fuss."