[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

In the end, the carrot summoned the Goji snake, and the two-day male snake lured the little snake out, and detoxified the Taoist on the spot, and crushed a small black bug by the way.

"It's so disgusting." It's round and black, and it still smells like blood. _(:3∠)_The poison of the Five Poison Sect is much higher than that of the Xingxiu School, at least it doesn't have a strange smell.

The surrounding snakes hissed and screamed, and Carrot's expression became weird when he heard it.

Suddenly realized!No wonder Master Dao smelled like ewes giving birth to lambs. Carrot looked carefully at Mao Fenfen who was sitting on a chair with his eyes closed and adjusting his breath, not knowing how to speak.

Team chat channel [Do not eat carrots: Xiaofeng, Master Dao...he is pregnant. (*/w＼*)]

Ouyang Feng, "..."

Is there anything more miraculous than this, a man turned into a woman and pregnant ←←

Could it be that he is a man who naturally likes men?Ouyang Feng's expression was even more strange, the defenses that had been dispelled before appeared again, and he quickly pulled the carrot away a few steps.

Mao Fenfen slowly opened his eyes, the poison on his body has been cured, as long as he snatches his body back from Ji Sirou, he can recover.The future prospects are bright. Thinking of this place, Mao Fen feels refreshed and full of energy for a while, his whole face is radiant, and his delicate face is filled with a relaxed and comfortable smile.

In the face of beauty, Ouyang Feng rang the alarm and tied the carrot tightly to his hand.

Overwhelming, beautiful, and a man at heart, Mr. Xidu was afraid that this weird Li Fan ladyboy would ruin his little cute thing, so he took another step back, thinking silently in his heart to stay away from the ladyboy.

Gross points "..." _(:3∠)_ To make the famous Xidu Ouyang Feng treat him like an enemy, he is considered lucky.

Compared with Ouyang Feng, he likes Huang Yaoshi more in Legend of the Condor Heroes, and he can be regarded as a popular supporting role, but he was a bit older when he appeared on stage.In Mao Fenfen's mind, the uncle-faced Huang Yaoshi in the TV series automatically came to mind, and by the way, he also thought of Alibaba's version of the bearded Ouyang Feng, which was completely different from the one in front of him.

Sure enough, I can’t believe all TV dramas, Mao Fenfen silently complained, at least Ouyang Feng is still a normal handsome guy, although he is not as handsome as he used to be╭(╯^╰)╮

Uncle Huang Yaoshi knows everything, but he can't teach his daughter, or to put it another way, his loving father has done too much, spoiling Huang Rong to the point of lawlessness.But it's no wonder that a man who is both a father and a mother and brings up his daughter will naturally compensate more for the daughter who lost her mother's love.Little did he know that the consequence of pampering too much was that the little girl became lawless and turned into a little devil in the world, causing chaos in the world, and finally she even gave up her father for the sake of her sweetheart.

Mao Fenfen shook his head, wondering why he suddenly thought of Huang Yaoshi?At this moment, Huang Yaoshi is not famous yet.

"Master Dao, did you receive the task of collecting artifacts before the system shut down?" Carrot asked, being dragged away by his friends.

"..." I remembered bad memories again, damn black history!

Mao Fenfen had a hunch that he was being tricked by the system, but there was nothing wrong on the surface, "I didn't receive the mission."

"Okay," Carrot said disappointedly, "Looks like I still have to find it myself. The system says that if I can't collect the seven artifacts to summon the dragon, the world will be destroyed."

"..." What a familiar line, the corners of Maofen's mouth twitched, he didn't expect this carrot to be so easy to deceive, "Have you never seen Dragon Ball?"

"Ah?" Carrot asked blankly, "What is Dragon Ball? Is it also a magic weapon?"

The little cutie had an innocent and simple expression, as if she didn't know that she asked a stupid question, so she raised her forehead every cent.Goblins have different living habits from humans, and expressed understanding, "It's nothing, Dragon Ball is not a magic weapon."

Carrot thought for a while, then asked again, "What about the bloody mission in the new expansion pack?"

"I took this, there are ten in total..." Mao Fen reported a few, and found that they were the same as carrots.

"What camp did the Taoist choose?" Carrot blinked and asked.

"Song Kingdom," said Mao Fenfen, who is of Han nationality, and naturally supported his ancestors. "The mysterious gifts rewarded by the new expansion pack are drawn randomly, but everything that can be drawn is very useful."

"Faction battle... This is the rhythm of the system turned into a national war," Carrot clicked to accept the fourth task, "Song, Jin, Xixia, Mongolia, and neutral, a total of five camps." See He turned to his little friend and cast a questioning look.

Carrot muttered to himself, human society is really complicated and divided into races.No matter what kind of vegetable monsters or fruit monsters they are, they are a happy family.Even radishes are divided into white radishes, carrots, water radishes, etc. If they are really classified, their goblins have many more categories than humans.

Carrot wanted to follow Master Dao to the Song Kingdom, but was reminded that the faction was full and could not join, so he couldn't help complaining, "Why is the quota full, only Dao Master is the only one to join, okay, then we won't let the two of us kill each other, right?" .”

"Little carrot, let's choose neutral," Ouyang Feng said, with a strange and unpredictable expression, and he was even more afraid of the existence of the system in his heart.

Carrot clicked neutral, and a system prompt immediately appeared showing that he joined successfully, and got the mysterious reward dice number four, throwing it into the bag and waiting to study with his friends what a good thing =v=.

"Then what about the other missions, Master Dao, I'll team up with you to see if we can work together to clear them."

[You will drop into the team every minute and every second]

Ouyang Feng, who was already in the carrot team, raised his eyebrows. The name is interesting.

"Let's do the task of killing Ji Sirou first, I know where she is," Master Dao's eyes were burning with fire, wishing he could immediately rush back to Xingxiu Sea to kill the enemy who "molested" his original body and murdered him.

"No hurry," Ouyang Feng glanced at him, and retorted, "Luo Lei of the Beggar Gang is in Yangzhou City, and he can take down the task of the leader of the martial arts together."

The three of them discussed for a long time, but in the end it was still a compromise. After all, Xiao Ruanmeng obeyed the command of the boss, and it was hard to say anything if the two votes passed, so he could only continue to endure.

Seeing that it was getting late, Mao Fen said goodbye to the two of them one by one.

"Mysterious girl," Huang Gu finally found Mao Fenfen, ran up to him, and said courageously, "A month ago, the girl told me to wait obediently, but now she seems to have forgotten about it. No matter what the girl thinks, Gu His mind will never change."

Gross points "..."

Huang Gu was extremely nervous, because his sweetheart's eyes turned crimson.

Carrot was in the house and heard the conversation outside, and couldn't help but feel a little strange. Isn't this the voice of Huang Gu's little white rabbit?

The door opened quietly, and a head got out, "You...?"

Mao Fen was distracted, and said to Huang Gu, "I already have a sweetheart, and it's him!" Pointing to the frozen carrot.

Carrot lying on the gun_(:3∠)_“Huh?”

Huang Gu's face was unpredictable, his expression was wonderful, "..."

/(tot)/~~The mysterious girl has a sweetheart? ! ! !

Brother Ouyang is indeed good in strength, talent and learning, and his appearance is not bad. Comparing him like this, he seems to be inferior to him in everything qaq

Very unwilling.

Huang Gu secretly thought, seeing Mao Fen's expression was indifferent, he had no other superfluous feelings for Ouyang Yin, not even the shyness that a girl should have when seeing her sweetheart, his heart cooled down a bit.

I just thought that the mysterious girl even went so far as to tarnish her own reputation in order to get rid of his entanglement.

The little white rabbit was aggrieved and sniffed, its small eyes were very sad, like an abandoned puppy, the Taoist couldn't bear it, and silently turned his head away from him.

"Girl doesn't need to do this," Huang Gu said in a hoarse voice after taking a deep breath, "Huang Gu won't force you to do anything."

N years later, Peach Blossom Island... somewhere.

"You said you wouldn't force me to do anything!" Mao Fenfen widened his eyes, and found that he couldn't move, and stared angrily at Huang Yaoshi, who was making progress.

Huang Yaoshi hissed softly, "Keep your voice down, you don't want to disturb Rong'er's sleep, do you?"

"I...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"It seems that I didn't work hard enough," Huang Yaoshi flashed a smile in his eyes, and said to himself: If I don't force you, can I abduct you?

As he wished, he bleats and eats the sheep that was finally abducted home.

Mao Fenfen screamed "I'm on top!!!"

harmonious......

Turn the clock back and now...

The atmosphere was not quite right, Carrot silently retracted his head, shutting the two entangled people out of the door.

After Mao Fen left, Huang Gu was alone in a daze, did he really want to let go?

Hong Qi rushed over and grabbed him, "Oh, brother Huang, don't be in a daze, Cao Houqian's people have surrounded the inn, if you don't escape, you will be arrested and locked up, we have to find a detoxifier! "

"Just lock it up," Huang Gu was disheartened for a while, and whispered, "It doesn't have to be a Xingxiu sect disciple to detoxify, as long as he has good medical skills. Let's take a look, Master."

"You know medicine?" Hong Qi couldn't help laughing, "As soon as I got a pulse, I said that I have kidney deficiency. Beggars don't believe that you know medicine. Let's find someone else."

"Brother Hong, if the girl you like doesn't like you, what will you do?" Huang Gu stared blankly at his palm with a lonely expression.

"Girl? I'm going to lose my life, so what's the matter with the girl!" Hong Qi used his lightness kung fu, grabbed Huang Gu's collar like a chicken and broke through the window.

"Where are they, hurry up and tell the elders!" Several neatly dressed disciples of the Clean Clothes Sect of the Beggar Clan surrounded the inn, scattered and chased after them.

"Elder Cao has an order, no matter if they are dead or alive, they will be rewarded!" Someone in the crowd yelled loudly, and the street that was disturbed by the disciples of the beggar gang before suddenly became chaotic again, and there were quite a few of them holding broken sticks The beggar hurried among them.

Hong Qi Qinggong obtained the true biography of Qian Gangzhu, and he still came and went freely with a Huang Gu, galloping away on the treetops on the roof, and disappeared after a few strokes.

"Brother Huang, you can't do this," Hong Qi found a clean place to rest, put his hands on his hips, and seeing that Huang Gu was completely out of shape, he couldn't help persuading, "Where is there no grass in the end of the world, people don't like you, why should you be so hot?" Sticking to someone's cold ass..."

The scholar in Tsing Yi, who was still in despair before, heard his words, and now his body was full of chills, and Hong Qi's heart trembled with gloomy glaring, and he quickly changed his words, "Oh, if I really meet a beautiful girl, I would like to be a fair lady and a gentleman." Well, it would be bad if you missed it."

Huang Gu eased his expression, then slumped down again, and whispered with red eyes; "She is the best girl I have ever seen."

He didn't care much about appearance at first, but now that he was attached to the mysterious girl, he felt that other women were all vulgar fans, and there was no other girl who could have the momentum and charm of the mysterious girl.

Huang Gu was in a trance for a while. His master taught him that he should not patronize his sons and daughters and be heroic. But if he misses such a good girl and looks down on other girls in the future, wouldn't he be a bachelor for the rest of his life?

"Brother Huang, let me tell you, women are different in what they say and what they think. They like duplicity the most. Girls are generally attracted to handsome men. Sometimes as long as men are stronger, they Just be obedient."

Hong Qi himself has never been in a relationship, but he talks about it as if he was someone who has experienced it. He has seen a lot of women who want to refuse and welcome. The smart Hong Qi already knew that when he came to approach Chief Qian.He had never eaten pork before, and he had seen pigs run away. Hong Qi became serious on rare occasions, thinking of his brother's daughter's home.

"They like men who are stronger, they have to be responsible, have a sense of security, and more," Hong Qi had a flash of inspiration, remembering an interesting incident that happened in the beggar gang.

Wang Po Niang is a tigress, very beautiful, she was a flower in the village before marrying Wang Butcher, the third hall master, and then the old officials from the county fell in love with Wang Po Niang and wanted to accept her as room number 19 Concubine, butcher Wang went to snatch the marriage with a butcher's knife in a rage, but in the end the butcher's knife was snatched away by Mrs. Wang, but was yelled at by the tigress instead. The 70-year-old veteran was scared by the tigress and pissed his pants, and he didn't dare to have any more charming thoughts. In the end, the tigress fell in love with him because of the butcher's feat, and instead made a good marriage.

Hong Qi has traveled all over the world with Qian Gangzhu, and has a lot of knowledge, but he is extremely unreliable in doing certain things. This is why Qian Gangzhu has been suppressing the idea of ​​Zen for a long time. Qian Gangzhu prefers Hong Qi as his next post. The leader, however, felt that he was still immature, and hoped that he could hone his most potential apprentice a little bit more.Of course, there is another consideration. Hong Qi's reputation also needs more time to accumulate before it can convince the public.

In order to increase the credibility, Hong Qi emphasized her tone, "Not only do you have to be strong, but sometimes they say no to it, but they actually mean the opposite. Brother, I have experience. If the girl is forced to marry, I can even snatch her away!"

Huang Gu's little gray rabbit, who was evolving from a little white rabbit to a little black rabbit, was dumbfounded, and murmured, "Be stronger, does it mean that the mysterious girl thinks I'm too soft to look down on me?"

The author has something to say: ≡w≡In the original book, Ouyang Ke is much older than Huang Rong. Here, the dumpling has been slightly changed. Now the fans are in the limelight, so try not to follow the original route (*/w＼*)

ps: I applied for an award for encouraging innovation, tag fan system: [Comprehensive Martial Arts] On the rhythm of Xidu eating carrots

Although I don't expect to win an award, but the zero duck eggs are so good qaq, little angels, come and vote for the dumpling...--)/

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