[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

[I'll drop you every minute: Is there a carrot, call for a carrot, call for a carrot...]

The carrot is sleeping soundly in the arms of the little friend (-w-).ozzz~

Carrot didn't answer, Master Dao frowned lightly, with a little uneasiness in his beautiful eyes.

Stopping in his footsteps, Master Dao looked at the man in Tsing Yi who was standing in front of him, and his heart was filled with countless troughs.

Why is he here!

Huang Gu smiled shyly, his ears were red, his heart was beating wildly like a deer, as if he could see the weakness revealed in his sweetheart's pale face, he couldn't help worrying, "Girl, are you okay?"

Master Dao "..." Faced with the one-night stand, Master Dao was in a mess. He was the one who raped her, and he was the one who did it. The little white rabbit who was caught in a one-night stand was innocent.

How can a straight male Daoist accept this kind of black history? !

"Get out of the way," the mysterious girl said with a cold face, her eyes revealing a trace of indifference, Huang Gu's smiling face froze, as if falling into an ice cave for a moment.

She can't remember?Huang Gu carefully pulls out the liver and pulls out the cold.

Mao Fen saw the sad and wronged look on the face of the little white rabbit-like man that day, and felt uncomfortable and sour in his heart.

I'm sorry, my lips moved, but in the end I still didn't say the apology out of my mouth. Master Dao didn't know that he had the potential to be scumbag at this time, but he just thought, "You can meet a better girl." Not like me sooner or later A false woman who wants to turn back into a man.

She left, Huang Gu stared blankly at the mysterious girl bypassing him, his body was stiff and he didn't make any movement.

In the morning, the inn was cold and cold, and there were not many people in the aisle. Hong Qi grabbed the chicken leg and swayed to Huang Gu's side. Seeing him standing there like a statue, he had a strange expression on his face.

"Brother Huang, what's the matter? His soul is gone," Hong Qi asked with concern after poking Huang Gu with his elbow.

"It's nothing." Huang Gu lowered his head, walked back to the room in a daze, his whole body was in a daze.

Now there is only one thought in his mind, before he confesses, the mysterious girl has already rejected him qaq

So wronged, so heartbroken, I feel like I will never love again...

Mao Fen felt uncomfortable, but his style of doing things had not changed much when he was a woman. He still had some feelings for the little white rabbit Huang Gu. At least, he was annoyed and shocked by the one-night stand now, but alone There is no feeling of disgust alone.

Shake off the confused mind, don't think about these troublesome problems, anyway, from now on, it will be fine to stop contacting each other.Otherwise, when he turns back into a man, what will the little white rabbit do?

[Don’t eat carrots: zzz~~hmm...I really want to hear Daoist’s voice, Daoist, are you looking for me? zzz~~]

The carrot's voice was soft and muffled, and Mao Fenfen guessed that he might have woken up others to sleep, and felt a little embarrassed.

[I'll drop you every minute: Which room is the carrot in?Was it you that I saw at the Fulai Inn yesterday? ]

[Don’t eat carrots: Uh...Tianzi No. [-]...zzz~~`]

"zzz~~...Huh?" Carrot woke up suddenly, and instantly raised his head from his best friend's arms.

"Xiaofeng Xiaofeng!" Shaking the sleeping buddy, Carrot climbed out of bed and put on his clothes, "Get up soon, Daoist, whom I haven't seen for a long time, is coming =v=~~"

Ouyang Feng frowned lightly, and slowly opened his sour eyes. It was the first time he saw the little cute thing excited about someone else, and the cute master felt a little pissed, and asked suspiciously, "Who is the Taoist?"

"Master Dao is Master Dao," Carrot added, blinking his eyes, "It's Taoist Master Chunyang who is very powerful in Taoism!"

In Ouyang Feng's mind, the appearance of the two Taoist priests taught by Quanzhen in the inn yesterday appeared. Those two Taoist priests looked familiar, but when did Xiao Luobo know those people?

It didn't take long before the door opened. The two washed up for a while and put on their coats.

After yesterday's shock of chastity, Carrot no longer dared to show off his flamboyant appearance, >﹏< was almost eaten by an anxious friend!

"Wait a minute, come right away," Carrot Pidiandian packed up everything, and ran to open the door.

Sure enough, Chunyang became a daughter. Carrot was very happy to see Master Dao. He is not the only one oppressed by the system. Maybe Master Dao has already collected all kinds of artifacts?

"Master Dao! Long time no see, how are you doing recently?" ~(≧▽≦)~

The little nose twitched, and Carrot muttered to himself, why does Master Dao have such a strong strange smell, which is different from the shampoo girl. I always feel that there is a sheepy smell like a ewe in a sheepfold who is about to give birth to a lamb, um... ....It still smells bloody.

In addition, there is the fishy smell of snakes, and the slimy smell of insects, eh~~~ shaking, so disgusting.

Carrot took a step back, pinched his nose, and said in disgust, "Master Dao, what are you doing, the smell is really bad."

Ouyang Feng had been facing a formidable enemy as early as when the Dao master entered the door, a stunning beauty...and a beautiful woman with a good temperament, as cold as a fairy, when did Xiao Luobo know this person!

The sense of crisis is getting worse, this woman is much more difficult than Jiang Yudie, and I don't know when Xiao Luobo met the beautiful woman, but she rushed to greet her enthusiastically!

Ouyang Feng stared at Mao Fenfen coldly with hints of warning, forced a smile and asked, "Who is this girl?"

"It's Daoist," Carrot was pulled back to his side by Ouyang Feng, and introduced to him enthusiastically, "Daoist, he..."

"I'm sending Li Fan in the Tianshan Mountains. This must be Ouyang Feng, the owner of the White Camel Villa." Mao Fenfen clasped his fists at Ouyang Feng, his movements were chic and neat. Even Ouyang Feng didn't expect that this glamorous beauty could Such pride.

"Xiaofeng, Master Dao is not a suspicious person," Carrot said softly, "Pull Master Dao over, he is my good friend o(￣v￣)o" To be friends with a Taoist master with profound magic power, that is Master Cabbage The special treatment, Carrot gave him countless praises for his rare tallness last time.

Ouyang Feng's vinegar smell became stronger, it seems that Little Carrot is quite protective of this girl?

It is said that falling in love will lower a person's IQ, Master Xi Du is only thinking of pulling the little cute thing away from the girl, and his whole body smells of sour vinegar.

"Ah--" Carrot couldn't hold back in the end, moved a little further away from Mao Fen, and complained, "Master Dao, you smell so fishy."

Mao Fen raised his eyebrows, raised his arm and smelled it, "It doesn't smell."

"The smell of snakes! The smell of blood! The smell of sheep!" Very disgusting, very disgusting...

Master Xi Du was relieved, and he was very happy to see the "woman" who seduced the little cute thing go to the ground.

Mao Fenfen frowned, "..."

"I can understand the smell of snakes, because I was entangled by two snakes, but where did the smell of blood and sheep come from?" Mao Fenfen asked.

00 "Wounded by a snake?"

"There are two snakes wrapped around the body on the chest and armpit respectively," Mao Fenfen gritted his teeth, his face turning green.

Carrot tried to pull off Daoist's collar, but didn't notice that the little friend's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

In front of her little friends, Xiao Zhumeng didn't explain clearly when she was belittling other girls. She just wanted to catch up with her old friends.

Spot wax.

Carrot couldn't see what was going on inside, but he could hear the two little snakes talking on the fur bed, his expression was a little weird, and his tone implied reproach, "Two hungry little snakes, Daoist, how could you abuse the little ones?" As for the young snakes, they keep shouting for hunger."

"...Can you cure the poison on my body?" Mao Fenfen was not angry, but looked forward to the carrot.

Carrot carefully looked at the negative state of Master Dao, and nodded, "Yes, but you have to loosen your clothes first to let the little snakes out."

"Ah."

Ouyang Feng frowned, and looked at Mao Fenfen with hostility, "Isn't it right for a girl to take off her clothes in front of a stranger? My brother doesn't care much about this, and a girl should know how to love herself."

It was the first time that the little cute thing cared so much about women, Ouyang Feng always felt that Luo Luo had something to hide from him. Before that, he didn't even know that Luo Luo knew such an excellent woman.

Dao Lord's appearance and temperament are very good, it's no wonder Master Xidu would miss him, even Ouyang Feng, who has always been well-informed, would not have guessed that he is an unlucky man who changed from a man to a woman.Unless Carrot confessed, Ouyang Feng would never guess it.

Mao Fenfen looked back at Ouyang Feng, his eyes still calm, as if he didn't take his disdain to heart, "Master Ouyang, please stay away."

Ouyang Feng's desire to monopolize carrots is so obvious that it's hard not to notice it.

Carrots are so soft and cute, can they subdue Xidu Ouyang Feng?

According to what she meant, it meant that she was willing to take off in front of carrots but didn't want Ouyang Feng to see her. The meaning of her confession was obvious. This was the first time Ouyang Feng saw such a cheeky woman, and he couldn't help but get angry, "You!"

"Carrot, let Master Ouyang go out first," Mao Fen raised his eyebrows, and slightly curled his lips.

She even knew Little Carrot's original name!Ouyang Feng was not overwhelmed by anger, he soon discovered the strangeness of this woman, and turned his head to give Luo Luo a questioning look.

00 Carrot blinked, looked left and right, "Are you guys arguing?"

"No," Mao Fen intercepted Ouyang Feng's words in one gulp.

"Xiaofeng," said Luo Luo in a low voice, chatting with his little friend, "Master Dao is my good friend."

"In the previous life?"

Nodding, he looked at Mao Fenfen hesitantly, "Master Dao... um. Master Dao, Xiaofeng is my good friend... can I?"

Mao Fenfen knew about Carrot's concern, and his heart warmed a little. He had a little more affection for this considerate little radish demon, and said indifferently, "It's okay, since it's your trusted partner, let's talk about it, I've found it." own body."

Ouyang Feng was astonished, and looked at the woman with a strange expression: Another goblin?

Can goblins still be priests?He listened to the little radish one by one.

"Xiaofeng, Master Dao is a man," Luo Luo whispered, pointing to the expressionless Dao Master, "He came here because of me, and then his body disappeared... and because Playing Lolita and becoming a woman≡w≡" After speaking, his tone turned around, a bit gloating.cheap laugh~

The corner of Mao Fenfen's mouth twitched, "Can you stop mentioning my black history?"

Playing with a female account to provoke this radish demon was the beginning of all the misfortunes of Master Dao. Ever since he transmigrated, the candles on his body have never been missing, and they can already fill a warehouse.

Ouyang Feng was stunned for a long time. Strange things happen every year, especially this year. There are still men who turn into women?He looked at Mao Fenfen with some sympathy.

It's rare to see a stunning beauty who turns out to be a guy with a woman's body and a man's heart.

Master Xi Du secretly complained, with strange eyes, "Why didn't I see you tell me that there is someone else who was implicated by you?"

Carrot: _(:3∠)_"Well, I forgot"

The author has something to say: The orange-red carrot figure is here~

Served with original tender radish, do you think it is delicious? 【saliva