[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

Yang Guo is seven years old this year. He looks like a tiger, maybe because he eats well, his face is plump, and his small arms and legs are bumpy when he runs, especially when he climbs the stairs.

"I'm not a fat man," Routuanzi Yang Guo sneaked away while playing hide-and-seek with the two little aunts, humming and crawling over the high gate, Routuanzi rolled towards the Herb Garden.

Baicao Garden is too far away, for a little bun, he feels tired after walking for a long time, but he wants to go to Baicao Garden to climb trees, vines, slide and swing.Routuanzi ran to a nearby farm and smuggled a small camel out.

"Mother Bai, I'll bring Xiaobai back safely in an hour," Routuanzi assured, patting his chest.

The huge white jade camel snorted, as if agreeing.

Routuanzi rode on the small camel and touched the hill on its back, "Xiaobai, let's go to Baicao Garden to get delicious (*￣︶￣)y."

Xiaobai is just at the age of growing up. Hearing that there are delicious and fun things, he happily walks to the Baicao Garden with skillful steps. I want to eat the fruit that makes me laugh o(≧v≦)o that I ate that day.

There are many plants in the Baicao Garden. Since the running water was installed a few years ago, a small bridge and flowing water have been added. The trees and vines are lying on the high wall, and each section has small bumps of different sizes. You can easily climb in by stepping on it. , Jump over the wall and jump down to step on the soft and elastic jumping grass.Jumping grows horizontally and is laid flat on both sides of the wall as a protection, just like a bouncing bed, it will bounce every time you jump on it, and even a small buttock will not feel any pain when it falls to the ground.

A good botanical garden has just turned into a children's playground. The original weird plants have been transplanted to other places in Baituo Mountain. Since a large area of ​​land is planted with jumping grass, carrots are simply given to it. Changed the name.

"Little nephew ran away again," the cute little loli who was a year younger than Yang Guo jumped off the roof, pouting and complaining, "Can you still have fun?"

The water tank opened, and a small finger-sized carrot floated out. With a bang, it turned into another little loli. She calmly touched her wet clothes and said expressionlessly, "Mengmeng, I'm going to change clothes."

Ouyang Meng blinked, nodded obediently, and her sister's 1.1-meter-like face was ignorant, and she would wander off and stare blankly from time to time. The tear mole under the corner of her right eye was the only criterion to distinguish them.

Except for the sensitive carrot and Ouyang Feng, others can only distinguish them by the mole of tears. My sister's mole of tears grows under the corner of the eyes, but there is no charm of charm at the moment. I just feel that there is an extra mole of tears. Ouyang Zhu Ping's flat expression became more lively and lovely.

The two little lolita are grown from the seeds on the top of the carrot head. Twins or something, they are so friendly o(≧v≦)o The twin genes of Baituo Mountain Villa are really powerful.

They all grew up as babies. Unlike Ouyang Ke's situation, Carrot doesn't want to let his servants accompany the girls, so he and Xiaofeng can only pull them up with feces and urine. The first few months were so busy that they cried .

It was the first time Ouyang Feng knew that it was so hard to raise children. They would wake up several times a night by the crying of their children, change their urine when they got wet, breastfeed when they were hungry, and play with them when they were lonely, surrounded by two 24-hour filial dads Niuniu who circle around.

Ouyang Ke has been independent and self-reliant since he was a child, because he is reborn in nature and has a relatively mature mind, while girls, they are indeed ordinary babies.Elder sister Ouyang Zhu is still a little quieter, but if her younger sister starts to cry, this good older sister must be angrily crying with her, while younger sister Ouyang Meng is a little more shy and loves to play, but she is always in a daze Yes, I'm a bit weaker in my studies.Because Ouyang Meng has attention deficit, she can't help but wander in a daze, and it's hard to concentrate. Every time she just concentrates, she will be attracted by other things. Traffickers like to abduct this kind of children.

Taking care of boys is different from taking care of girls. When a boy is mischievous, just let him play, his head full of ghost ideas will come up with many ghost ideas, and a group of servants will follow to clean up the mess. Yang Kang only needs to be with the children. When he was really playing crazy, he made some unhappy emotions, Yang Guo just washed it for nothing and went back obediently.

The little girl is slightly more obedient than the boys. Ouyang Meng, who is led by Ouyang Zhu, has always been very obedient. Just be careful not to let her get out of people's sight in a daze. The little girl once lost her way in the villa N times. The hidden guard could still find him, but in the end, he could only tell the sensitive carrot and Ouyang Feng that the little lady got lost again_(:з」∠)_We did our best.

Because of the little cleanliness inherited from carrots, they are particularly sensitive to dirt on their bodies. As Miao Miao of the plant family, the two little girls are particularly afraid of bugs. Seeing an ant will cause hairy goosebumps, and build a The feeling of ants crawling on my body, and then I felt itchy all over my body, and I cried loudly for my parents.

Tiffany likes to hug the two girls and watch Ouyang Lingfeng walk the dog and take them to play with the cats. The cleaned dogs are very handsome, but they prefer the Persian cat that their mother brought to grandma, the white tabby cat, compared to the Tibetan mastiff. Garfield, who has a round face and loves to be clean, can always handle himself very well.Occasionally, he makes all kinds of silly and funny expressions.

Since this cat came to the White Camel Villa, it has been living a life like a queen mother. Ouyang Lingfeng has fallen out of favor several times, but fortunately there is a dog to help him seek justice. Nimbly bouncing the Tibetan mastiff to the ground and foaming at the mouth, the days of cats flying and dogs howling every day are so lively.

Ouyang Meng knew that her sister told her to stay where she was, so she obediently stayed there, squatting on the ground in a daze quietly, the little bees buzzed past, Ouyang Meng's ears moved, her whole body froze, tears rolled in her eyes Brewing.After the buzzing gradually disappeared, Ouyang Meng raised his head carefully, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and let out a breath of escape.

"Mengmeng, why are you squatting here?" Yang Kang had just gone to the hot spring in the back mountain to take a comfortable bath. Unexpectedly, Ouyang Ke had been touching him all the time. With a tired face, he wanted to go back to his room and sleep for a while.

"Sister-in-law," Ouyang Meng gave him a blank look, "my sister told me to wait here."

It seems that he is not lost, Yang Kang shook his sore arm, "Mengmeng will let my sister take you to mother's place later, the new grapes have been harvested." Yang Kang struggled with the title of sister-in-law for seven years and was unable to complain.Just like that brat Yang Guo said to him, grandma (carrot) has already accepted the facts, mother, what are you still struggling with.

Ouyang Meng tilted her head, "Sister-in-law, have you been bitten by a bug?"

Yang Kang looked down and found that there were several red lumps on his neck. If he opened the collar, there might be more, his face changed, "Ahem, sister-in-law just came back from picking fruit in the mountains, and was bitten by a few mosquitoes." Block. Mengmeng stays here and obediently waits for my sister, I will go back first."

Ouyang Meng nodded, showing a sweet smile, "Yeah!"

Yang Kang felt that Ouyang Ke always took advantage of him and felt awkward, especially unwilling, although he always let him take advantage _(:з」∠)_.

When did their husband and wife relationship start to be so harmonious?Five years ago, seven years ago?Or before Guo'er was born?Yang Kang himself didn't know, obviously he hated Ouyang Ke very much at the beginning, especially after the first time he got drunk with him in a daze, the alert level rose to red alert.

"What are you thinking?" Ouyang Ke was wandering around in the yard in his bathrobe. Yang Kang looked at the two paw prints on his chest that he had scratched, and thought that there might be more on his back, and his face gradually heated up.

"Are you still shy after all these years?" Ouyang Ke laughed sullenly, "Should I make up for scratching my paw prints so much?" He hugged the Kang kitten and kissed it.

Kang Xiaomao struggled angrily, but finally compromised.

There are currently only three children in the White Camel Villa, who are simply the three auspicious treasures of the villa. Even though Yang Guo has no special abilities and cannot understand animal language like his father, his crow's mouth is very bright, which is the opposite of the general crow's mouth. He said it was going to rain, but the next day was a sunny day on the cliff, if he thought that tomorrow must be a sunny day, it would be a thunderstorm, Zhahei.

The twins, as small seedlings of plants, can communicate with nature. The elder sister Ouyang Zhu has an ability similar to a small map, and can feel all kinds of things within a radius of one kilometer. The ground was stunned for a while, then retracted its feet, and the bird droppings in the sky slowly fell to the ground in front of it...

On this day, Ouyang Meng and her sister were making tomato sauce. They put the tomato in a small medicine grinder. Ouyang Meng was serious at first, but suddenly stared at the red sauce and became dazed, "Huh?"

"Ah!" Before she could remind her, her sister had already turned the medicine grinder onto her skirt.

Ouyang Zhu frowned, and shook her skirt, "Mengmeng continues to work, I'll clean it up, don't go out, if you have any questions, you can find Aunt Meilin, she's on the big tree behind the house."

Ouyang Meng responded, and continued to fiddle.

Carrot looked at her daughter stepping on the blood all over the ground and went back to the yard, pulled the cute master and shook wildly, "Zhu... Zhuer came to my aunt at such a young age!!!" Panicked, human girls are over 15 years old The aunt who just came, Pearl was born in a different way, so could it be that the aunt came early in the morning? ! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Ouyang Feng didn't understand what an aunt was, so he couldn't help feeling a little anxious, "What's wrong with Pearl, what is an aunt? Are you sick?"

"It's more troublesome than being sick!" Carrot said with a serious face, "Xiaofeng, we have to go back to modern times to buy some things Zhu'er must use!"

That is a large band-aid, a sanitary napkin! ! !

The two handsome guys, one tall and one short, walking hand in hand in the shopping mall caused a sensation, and there were even girls with green eyes secretly taking pictures with their mobile phones.

"What a cute little shou, whoa, whoa, who is so cute."

"Xiao Gong is also very good, so be kind to Xiao Shou!"

These conversations were not obvious in the noisy shopping mall, neither Carrot nor Ouyang Feng noticed.

A problem occurred......

The next day, a hot new post retweeted NNN times on Weibo reads like this [Extreme handsome guy surprises at the mall, little shou and little gong frantically buy sanitary napkins! ! !Below the article are the backs of the protagonists and two full cars of various brands of sanitary napkins. Xiaoshou even asked the aunt on the side of the road which sanitary napkins are comfortable Σ(°△°|||)︴]

[The first reply was from the photographer himself, and I was completely drunk at the time! ]

drunk......

drunk......

Countless likes.

Wang Jin grabbed the phone and sprayed a mouthful of salt soda on Grudis's face, the BOSS lens flickered, and Wang Jin's hair was counting down, waiting for him at night...

Carrot had a big brain hole and had a big oolong. The cute master finally realized what auntie was, and finally understood why the aunt looked at them so strangely.

"Little Luobo, Zhu'er is only seven years old." Ouyang Feng rubbed his forehead. Little Luobo had ruined his fame in his lifetime, and what was even worse was that he was tricked by Xiaoluo into picking out many sanitary napkins with him.

As early as when he saw the advertisement picture, he thought it was weird, but Carrot had a serious face, he was too embarrassed to ask his doubts, he really thought it was something important!

"Little carrot..." Ouyang Feng said softly.

(*￣︶￣)y "I was scared to death, I really thought that Zhuer's situation was special and she came to my aunt," Mengshen patted his chest and let out a breath, then turned his head, "OO? What's wrong with Xiaofeng?"

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By the way, did you forget something?

Yang Guo stared blankly at the suddenly black sky, and climbed down from the tree.

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