[Comprehensive martial arts] On the rhythm of western poison eating radish

The orange-red radish twirled in the air, flew to the surface of the pond and looked back and forth, the carrot is called sad, the liver is broken, a stale sprouting carrot, the ultimate fate is to stay in the trash can inside.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu whom the little tears are dripping down. The painted little things were startled, and they all made a detour.

The toxin in Hua Wuque's eyes was finally removed, and his clear and gentle eyes were back to normal. On this trip, he took the place of Huang Rong who was still sleeping to bid farewell to Carrot. His father-in-law and mother-in-law had sent letters urging them to return to Peach Blossom Island.

Hua Wuque, passing by the bridge in the garden, noticed the group of mosaic Hei Diudu, and looked closer suspiciously, "Leader Ouyang?"

Carrot blinked, looked up with tears streaming down his face, and his throat was still twitching, obviously crying hard.

"What's wrong with the leader? Didn't the second owner accompany you?"

Carrot pursed her lips and asked in a low voice, "Wu Que, can you still eat blooming radishes?"

"..." Hua Wuque was really caught by the question, he hadn't noticed this kind of thing before, so he really didn't know.

"Don't talk about it, I knew it should be thrown into the trash can, qaq" hugged the bridge pier and wiped away tears.

"..." League...Leader, we have something to discuss, "Don't cry." Hua Wuque was at a loss, Σ(っ°Д°;)っ he made the cute god of the villa cry, This is the rhythm of being beeped by the crowd!After looking around, he hurried away and sent a letter to Ouyang Feng.Your cute god is crying. As a cute master, what will others do if you are not around?

The second person who appeared on the side of the bridge was the boy pouring water. He saw a dark shadow by the side of the bridge and yelled a ghost!Run away quickly.

Carrot moved his head and looked up blankly.

The cute master finally arrived, picked up the hot carrot all over his body, and kissed him on the forehead, "Hey, don't cry, the fever that just subsided has risen again."

"Xiaofeng," weeping silently buried in the cute master's neck, "I'm no longer fresh qaq radish has bloomed on my head."

Ouyang Feng was stunned for a moment, and hugged the increasingly light carrot, "Why is it not fresh, let's study it together when we go back to the house?"

Carrot rubbed his red and swollen eyes, nodded obediently, his nose was still twitching, he hooked the cute master's neck instead, his back rose and fell, and the cute master patted his back again and again to comfort him, his heart ached to death.

Back in the house, the carrot turned into a more red carrot, and flew to the adorable master. He seemed a little weak and was not stable in the air.

Ouyang Feng hooked it down, pushed aside the green leaves that blocked his sight, and really saw two small flowers growing, his heart throbbed when his fingers touched it, and the carrot suddenly softened with a groan.

Quickly stretch out your hand and pull the little cute thing over, which prevents the carrot from falling directly to the ground.

Ouyang Feng had a strange expression on his face. Looking at the carrot that was burning red on his cheeks, a suspicion flashed in his heart.

Carrot moved uneasily, the tears in his eyes could not fall, since he had a fever, his whole body seemed wrong, his mood was unstable, he was thinking wildly from time to time, and he cried more than before.

"Don't cry, let's go back to the management office and ask Grandpa Cabbage." Ouyang Feng wiped away his tears and whispered, "Don't worry little radish, you are still very fresh, and it may be a good thing if it sprouts."

Carrot looked up with tears in his eyes, hummed softly, and then gradually closed his eyes under the comfort of the cute master. After he started snoring steadily, Ouyang Feng was relieved.

Speaking of the plot, it should be over, right?Guo Jing was brainwashed by the Jiangnan Seven Monsters since he was a child, and taught him what loyalty and righteousness are. When the Mongols attacked, he resolutely severed ties with his sworn brother, Tuo Lei, and joined Hong Qigong's beggar gang to defend the Song Dynasty with everyone. .

In the end, Khan was instantly killed by the leader, and Torre led the last old and weak women and children in Mongolia to retreat to the grassland. Within a hundred years, Mongolia could hardly recover.

"Leader Ouyang, I'm afraid he is the best martial artist in the world," Guo Jing said, "It's hard to tell how unpredictable he is from his appearance, and that Daoist Xuanming, his swordsmanship is also unparalleled."

Zhou Botong laughed loudly, "That violent Daoist priest? When I escaped, he was beating Huang Laoxie hard, so he would have leveled the hill where I live." So Zhou Botong rubbed his white big Hu Zi, while laughing, talked about his wonderful experience. Now he is happy to see Huang Laoxie being unlucky. He is so happy that he wants to drink and eat roast chicken every day!

Hong Qigong grabbed the last piece of chicken breast on the table and gnawed it, and said vaguely, "Don't try to grab it from me! I met the leader Ouyang 19 years ago, and I saw him at the martial arts conference before."

"Master, have you participated in the martial arts conference back then?"

Zhou Botong was taken aback, pointed at him and laughed o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓, "You are Hong Qi who was chased and hacked by Cao Houqian back then? I know who it is, I feel familiar when I see you."

Hong Qigong narrowed his eyes to look at him, pulled his beard down, and cried out to Zhou Botong in pain, "I don't know who it is, so you are the little pistachio uncle that Qiu Chuji kept by his side."

"What pistachios?" Zhou Botong's eyes widened, "Master told me to accompany me to protect the machine! ￣ヘ￣"

"Wang Daochang wants Qiu Chuji to watch over you," he said with a mocking face.

The daily bickering started again.

Guo Jing thought it was listening to the story, and helped Mu Nianci bring the food, including a plate of Beggar's Chicken.

The two old men with blind eyes and hands were about to divide the chicken.

Later, Hong Qigong passed on the position of leader of the beggar gang to Guo Jing who had learned the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and the Nine Yin Manual. Great rivers and mountains.

He met a kid with excellent bones in Liaoning, and gave him a few pointers on the spur of the moment. Seeing that the kid was smart and cute, Lie Xinxi stayed and taught him the essentials of martial arts for three days.

"Little guy, what's your name?"

The child was chubby and tilted his head to look at him, "Are you a human trafficker?"

Hong Qigong "..."_(:3∠)_

"I'm Hong Qigong, the former leader of the famous Beggar Gang!" ￣ヘ￣

The child didn't believe it, "The uncle who wanted to abduct me to the brothel last time also said that he is the famous Ouyang leader."

Hong Qigong choked, and pointed at him directly, and the night passed...

"...Believe it now!" He said triumphantly with his hands on his hips.

"My name is Zhang Junbao, can I worship senior as my teacher?"

Hong Qigong almost agreed, thinking that he still had to go to play, how could he bring an oil bottle, so he grabbed Xiao Zhang Junbao and talked together, pointed out a few moves to save his life, patted his butt and left , "You can create other moves by yourself, the kid has a good foundation, you can try to innovate, hahahaha..." Laughter echoed in the woods, and Hong Qigong had long since disappeared.

Guo Jing and Mu Nianci lived a happy life, revived the beggars who had suffered heavy losses, and the plot ended oh yeah.

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At this time, Master Yideng, the former emperor of Dali Kingdom in the Buddhist temple, knocked on the wooden fish. Ying Gu, who lived near Tiezhang Mountain, raised her head. The protagonist, did you forget something? Σ(°△°|||)︴

In the eagle's nest at the highest point of Tiezhang Mountain, the entire nest of Wu Mu's suicide note disappeared!

The eagle couple and one of the children came back from the outside, and found that another immature little white eagle disappeared along with the whole nest Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Ying Gu lived in seclusion in the black mire, living in isolation, if it wasn't for the chaos of the Iron Palm Gang, she might not have noticed the outside news.

"It turns out that Botong escaped from Peach Blossom Island a long time ago," Ying Gu let go of her calculations and sighed quietly. She wanted to find her lover, but she was afraid of seeing him.Touching the snowy hair on her head through the bronze mirror, Ying Gu hesitated again.

Then Zhou Botong, who was only thinking about playing, crash-landed in the yard on the newly invented kite Chi Chi Chi Ho, and rolled himself into a bowl or something. That must have been the last struggle of the plot master.

Carrot and Ouyang Feng went back again, this time Grandpa Cabbage was very angry, "Why do you have so many Yin Qi spirits in your body? There is also Yang Qi combined, and the growth hormone is not used in this way!" (╯‵ ′ )╯︵┻━┻

"What growth hormone?" Carrot blinked, puzzled.

"The blending of yin and yang, excessive accumulation of energy is a growth booster for goblins, you, you, you..." Pointing at Ouyang Feng angrily, what the hell did you do to my good grandson! ! !

Poking his chin, Carrot's face was full of innocence, "What does it have to do with Xiaofeng? Grandpa, why are there two little flowers blooming on my head? Qvq?"

"He played goblin fights with you day and night, causing excess yin and yang energy in your body, driving you to adulthood!"

"Really? Then I'm five hundred years old now? o(≧v≦)o" Carrot touched his cheek with a rippling silly smile.

"Don't be too happy, the carrots are blooming because you are about to set seeds!" Grandpa Cabbage stuffed many nutrient stones and newly cultivated potted plants into the carrots, and said angrily, "Go back quickly, this world is not suitable for the lack of aura." For the growth of the seeds, find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters to stay and raise the seeds well, and when they are ripe, pick the seeds and plant them in the cultivation pots!"

Carrot: Σ(°△°|||)︴

That is to say, he now has a cub on his head? !

A flash of understanding flashed in Ouyang Feng's eyes, and he relaxed.

Grandpa Cabbage saw that Carrot's eyes were dull, and he raised his voice, "From now on, you have to take a day off after three days of elf fighting, and turn all your energy into demon power before you can do it again, you know?! It's a different matter if you want to spread all over the place."

Cubs everywhere... Carrots have already started imagining that a group of radishes have occupied the White Camel Villa!

"I'm also very happy to have a new member of the vegetable family, but it can't ruin my body. It's very painful to take out the radish seeds after they are ripe!" Grandpa Cabbage gave him a lot of supplements. You have to eat it, the demon power is lost so badly, you will have no strength, no appetite and constant fever, it will be better if you replenish the demon power."

Carrot's expression changed when he heard that it hurts, "Qaq, does grandpa have any painkillers?"

"There are special ones for goblins." Grandpa Cabbage went to get a box, "You can't eat the seeds before and when you take them. It will hurt for a week after you take them. Take one pill a day. If you don't listen to me, the two little girls They will all become mentally retarded!"

"Little girl?" Ouyang Feng moved and asked in doubt.

"Judging by the shape of the petals, they are two female dolls. Remember to be careful when planting them, and you must take good care of them!"

The carrot is still sluggish "..."

Ouyang Feng smiled happily. The little padded jacket from his father and the two little girls were perfect for Ouyang Feng who already had a son and daughter-in-law, "Definitely, definitely!"

Carrot glanced at the excited Ouyang Feng, qaq it hurts to take the seeds!Wronged, I want to cry again_(:3∠)_

The cute master touched him with pity, "It will hurt more to take the seeds now, and the child will die, little radish, this time it's my fault."

Carrot shook his head, hugged her, and the cute master rubbed against him, and whispered in his ear, "Actually, I'm also very happy to have cubs."

It seems that Taoist's emotional instability during pregnancy is due to his swearing, while Carrot is depressed, crying at every turn.

Carrots live a wonderful pregnancy life.

Fortunately, his gestation period is very short, and it only takes three months from flowering to seed ripening.It takes seven months to take it out and plant it to maturity, which is similar to pregnancy in October (*/w＼*)

From then on, Yang Duo had two aunts who were younger than him but a generation older than him_(:3∠)_

The good news followed, Huang Rong was also found to be pregnant, Taohua Island was in chaos, perhaps the arrival of a new life also meant a new beginning.

"Rong'er is pregnant," Qian Qing sighed quietly while standing by the window, stroking the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes, "I'm getting old... almost becoming a grandpa."

Chu Yan hugged him treacherously from behind, rubbed his lips against his earlobe, and said with a muffled smile, "Does Ah Qing want a child?"

Qian Qing blushed and glared at him reproachfully.

But I saw Chu Yan digging and digging in his sleeve, and took out a seed.

"What is this?" Qian Qing was suspicious.

≡w≡ "Li Junyi gave it to me. These are the seeds for giving birth to babies. Ah Qing, let's plant them (*/w＼*)" The husky happily picked up Qian Qing and ran out.

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