I don't have sex with my sister

The sky was bright and the air was clear, and the wind was breezy. Wan Shao sat in the room with his eyes closed and rested.

It's just that the knocking on the door was really loud.

"...Hey, Wan Shao, open the door."

There were unceremonious bang bang knocks—or should I say the sound of slamming the door, which was mixed with the voice of her best friend Shang Can from time to time, but the tone was not as casual as before, and it sounded like she was gnashing her teeth.

"..."

Wan Shao shrank his neck, made up his mind and covered his ears like an old monk in meditation.

After some commotion, the door finally became quiet, and Wan Shao secretly heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that this man didn't plan to come after her, but just as he relaxed, he smelled a scorching breath, which scared her all over. Yi Lin, hurriedly turned around.

But it was too late, Shang Can broke in the door with a cold face, and the bolt she had bolted well had already turned into a handful of ash on the ground.

"Deaf?" Shang Yan folded her arms with a smile that was not a smile, and the words she said were very mean. Wan Shao even felt that she could see a bit of anger from the white cloth covering her face, "Still dumb? For a long time Answer the door, didn't you still talk just now?"

"..." Wan Shao, who was dodging in the corner of the wall, was at a loss for words for a while, and abruptly changed the topic, "You, why are you burning down the door of other people's inn... This is not right..."

"If you came earlier and opened the door for me, I would still burn it? You will pay for this door."

"Why are you so stingy!"

She sneaked out this time but didn't bring much money, and when it came to money, she felt heartache, Wan Shao subconsciously said angrily, and was immediately pressed back by Shang Can's threatening hum, swallowing her anger and saying: "...I'll pay, I'll pay" After all, I have disturbed you and Yun Zhongjun, so I should treat it as an apology."

"..."

The topic finally came here, Shang Can really didn't know where to start, raised his hand and rubbed his aching temple, and sighed deeply.

"...Listen to me first, what happened just now is not what you thought."

"Yes, is it?" Wan Shao's voice sounded a little puzzled, but soon became relieved, "After I came back just now, I thought maybe you were just looking at Yun Zhongjun's injuries—then Sure enough, it's not what I thought it was! So you two have an affair!"

"That's not the case. I was wrong. It's what you think."

Being annoyed by the flower demon's unreasonable mind, Shang Can tried to squeeze out a little patience, and explained to her: "I was indeed checking if Yunyun was injured just now, don't get me wrong, and don't be in Yunyun. Talk nonsense in front of you."

Wan Shao was silent for a while, then murmured in a complicated tone: "Check..."

... The word "good" is extraordinarily unscrupulous when it comes out of her mouth.

Shang Can felt quite tired, so he told Wan Shao about the abnormal performance of the night tour in the clouds last night, including the pattern imprint on her waist, and finally concluded: "That's it, she and I are innocent. "

Wan Shao thought to himself that the two of you can still be called innocent, then the word you and me would not exist in this world, but he still couldn't say that, turned his head to look in the direction of Shangcan's room, and asked in a low voice: "...Then how is Yun Zhongjun doing now?"

Shang Can's fair and straight face was quickly stained with a blush, pretending to be calm, he turned his head away, and replied, "I'm resting."

"..."

Wan Shao hesitated to speak, but before he could speak, Shang Can added in a panic: "I mean, she needs to rest after the night tour last night, and it has nothing to do with what happened just now——Wan Shao, are you laughing?" ?”

Oh no, this person is obviously invisible, but why is he still so keen.Wan Shao hurriedly put away the extraordinarily relaxed smile on his face, made a serious face, shook his head and said: "No, I'm thinking about the symptoms of Yeyou in Yunzhongjun."

As soon as this topic came up, Shang Can really didn't have the heart to bother her anymore, and immediately followed up and asked: "Do you have a clue? She has been going out at night a little more frequently, and I'm worried that it will affect her health after a long time. I don’t know if it’s because of the depression in my heart after reuniting with me. If this disease continues to worsen, I’m afraid that in the future—”

"Stop, stop, calm down first." Seeing that the person in front of him frowned and was about to talk about a long list of gestures, Wan Shao had no choice but to interrupt, "Let me think about it—you two Isn't this innocent? Why are you so concerned about others?"

"...What does this have to do with it? You can't miss it if you are innocent." Shang Can turned his head away silently, and said without changing his face, "If you go out at night, I will miss you so much."

Wan Shao couldn't bear it anymore, and retorted: "You are talking nonsense with your eyes open. If I also suffer from nocturnal symptoms, I'm afraid that even if I was caught by a passing enemy and made soup, you would still be sleeping soundly in bed."

"How could it be?" Shang Can seriously denied, "I'm closing my eyes now."

She finally found out that as long as the cloud is involved, this man's kung fu is simply perfect.Wan Shao silently rolled his eyes, not wanting to talk nonsense with this serious nonsense guy, he said seriously: "Let me take a good look at Yun Zhongjun later, from what you said just now, the number of night trips she has made is really unusual. And that mark on her waist—can I see it?"

Shang Can, who was asked cautiously, pretended to raise his eyebrows inexplicably, and said, "Then you should ask Yun Yun, and it's not up to me to decide."

Wan Shao thought in his heart that I think you are very capable of being the master of Lord Yunzhong, but before she could say anything, her tone changed, and she sank as if she was worried: "...Actually, I probably have some clues about the imprint, It’s just that there’s no proof yet...you can help me to see it.”

Shang Can obviously had something to say, but it was also somewhat ambiguous.Seeing that she didn't plan to go into details, Wan Shao simply shrugged her shoulders and agreed - anyway, she must also want to cure Shang Can, and if one cures the other, it will treat both. Not to be a witness.

As if relieved a little, Shang Can stretched his brows and nodded at her, Wan Shao sighed deliberately, and complained: "One and two are sick and injured, I am here to work for you two. of."

"If I don't come—" Wan Shao suddenly suppressed her smile as she spoke, and her tone became a little more serious, "...what can you do?"

Hearing what she meant, Shang Can was silent for a while, then said with a smile, "What to do."

Wan Shao snorted, took out a few medicine bottles from her luggage and stuffed them into her arms, said: "Just now, since you are here now, you should take the medicine you owe first, and take advantage of the fact that Lord Yunzhong is not around." .Don't worry her too much."

It is obviously a very correct choice to move out of the cloud to suppress Shangcan. This poor family who takes medicine rarely has any unnecessary complaints. She just frowned and honestly swallowed a lot of pills. She frowned bitterly. Gudongdong poured tea.

Wan Shao nodded in satisfaction, relying on Shang Can not being able to see, he took the opportunity to reach out to feel her pulse.Shang Can had no choice but to let her listen quietly for a while, and asked, "How is it?"

"... not so good." Wan Shao's voice sounded in a bad mood, and Shang Can could almost imagine her drooping face, "You've only been out for less than a month, how could you be like this, really It will make your poor body worse."

"Shh."

Knowing that she still has the heart to scold others, Shang Can couldn't help but bend her lips, raised her finger in warning, and whispered: "This place is very poorly soundproofed, don't let the clouds hear it."

Unexpectedly, Wan Shao listened to silence for a while, and then asked worriedly: "The sound insulation in this place is not good? If you have activities at night, please keep the noise down, don't look back, I accidentally heard something Those who shouldn’t listen will be silenced by you.”

"..."

This flower demon is really serious and can't exceed three sentences.

After explaining the misunderstanding and taking the medicine, Shang Can didn't intend to continue to entangle with Wan Shao, and immediately rolled his eyes silently and planned to turn around and go back to the room, but Wan Shao, who rarely gained the upper hand, began to chatter: "Think about the fact that I am You can plug your ears yourself, and you don’t have to worry too much about me—but you still have to be more restrained. After all, you are not in good health, so don’t be inferior to others just because you can’t beat Yun Zhongjun, I believe in you.”

As if she didn't hear the nonsense in front of her, Shang Can turned her head inexplicably, and said hesitantly, "...What do you believe in me?"

Wan Shao smiled mysteriously and did not answer, but chatted about another topic that seemed completely unrelated to it: "The story of you and Yun Zhongjun walking together was rumored in the world of cultivating immortals, but the two of them suddenly disappeared. For such a long time, the world doesn't know that Pei Chen is walking with you, so they can only guess your whereabouts out of thin air."

She deliberately paused while speaking, even though Shang Can only had an ominous premonition in her heart, under her silent urging, she had no choice but to ask: "...Then what guesses did you come up with?"

"Elope."

Wan Shao said happily: "You may not know it when you just came back, but you and Yun Zhongjun have even published several versions of the script. Rumors are flying all over the sky. Jun x Charm' faction is so quarrelsome!"

"Someone even started a private bet." Satisfied, Wan Shao patted the shoulder of Shang Can who was at a loss on his face encouragingly, "My little coffers are all bet on this!"

"..." Shang Can didn't know what to say for a while, and asked in a strange way, "...so which side are you betting on?"

"Of course I'm Charm x Yunzhong Junpai!" The reliable Wan Shao patted his chest and added, "I re-bet the item with the highest odds! Just waiting for you to let me make money! "

Feeling that the inexplicable information he heard filled his heart with nothingness, Shang Can smiled dryly and asked tentatively, "What is the one with the highest odds?"

Wan Shao smiled openly, subconsciously raised his voice: "It's the two of you who will have four children in the future!"

Back in his room again, Shang Can sat upright at the table, silent.

Sitting next to her, Yun Yun hesitated to speak for several times, but finally hesitantly asked: "... Just now, I seem to have heard Wan Shao say next door..."

"She's talking crazy." Shang Can said without changing his face, "She has such a problem, she has to say crazy things three times a day, you don't have to take it to heart."

"..."

This explanation didn't seem to completely convince Yun Yun, she was silent for a while, and then asked softly, "...She just said that Ah Can and who will have four children?"

...What's going on in this inn?Can you think of a way to thicken the walls?Isn't this clearly heard by the people next door?

Shang Can just felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, and angrily scolded the unreliable Wanshao and the thin wall in his heart, thinking that it would be strange to answer this question, so he simply answered honestly with difficulty: "...and you. "

After the words fell, Yun Yun made a short inhalation sound and then fell silent. Shang Can, who couldn't see her expression, couldn't tell her reaction to the words, so he changed the subject in a hurry and said, "How is your body?" Is it? Just now I suddenly said that I have no strength, I originally wanted to call Wan Shao to help you take a look..."

But later, he was really angry with the flower demon, and Shang Can, who ran away from the door, temporarily gave up the idea of ​​calling Wan Shao, and decided to go back to see the situation of Yun Yun by himself—who knew that Wan Shao was in front of Yun Yun. Will you continue to utter nonsense?

Previously, after being accidentally hit by Wan Shao to disperse the inexplicably rising ambiguous atmosphere at that time, Shang Can hastily withdrew his hand, but the aura in the cloud could not calm down immediately, so he could only lean softly against her body, apologized weakly and softly: "... I seem to be a little weak. '

At that time, Shang Can was really worried that her heart would explode due to beating too fast, so she bit the bullet and quickly hugged Yun to the bed and put it down, not daring to stay for a moment, and quickly used the excuse of looking for Wan Shao to escape from the room .

It's so dangerous.Shang Can had lingering fears, she was almost going to follow the atmosphere and do something irreversible to Yun Yun.This behavior of taking advantage of Yun Yun's trust in her... is too bad.

"It's much better." Yun Yun replied, his tone sounded like he had returned to normal, "Just now... I don't know what happened."

Shang Can tried his best to get rid of the charming thoughts, frowned and said: "I thought about it, it must have something to do with the mark on your waist - after that, I might still ask Wan Shao to have a look, I don't think so. "

...Strange, she also touched that mark when Yun Yun was traveling at night in the blue sky and the Yellow Springs—Yun Yun took her to touch it with his own hands.But at that time, there was no such a big reaction at all, let alone some new mutation.

Shang Can felt worried, and muttered in a low voice that it would be better to ask Chu Ming for help, but he couldn't see that Yun sitting beside her was watching her non-stop, his eyes were deep, and his hands were silently touching her. On the neck touched by Shang Can, a blush burned on the white jade-like face.

The author says:

Wan Shao: But I’m so smart, put your hands on your hips for a while

Shang Can: (No wonder Biluo Huangquan has no money every day)

Cloud: OK, where to bet?

Shang Can: ...?

[Note: It will not happen.The demon master is just throwing money away. 】

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