I don't have sex with my sister

Sometimes Shang Can really wanted to seal Wan Shao's mouth.

It's really a turn of events, this flower demon is now starting to run the train with her mouth full of recklessness - what is she talking about!

...But she still couldn't confidently deny it.

Shang Can felt that she couldn't let her go on like this any longer, so she replied without changing her face: "I don't have anything in my heart, I just think you're noisy."

Wan Shao snorted: "Huh? Then why do you share the same bed with Yun Zhongjun?"

This stubble really hasn't passed yet!Shang Can swallowed his anger and argued, "Because there is only one room left in this inn!"

"Really?" Wan Shao didn't believe it at all, and said with a smile, "Then can't you change the inn? Such a big Yanyang, can you lose a bed?"

"..."

With irrefutable truth, Shang Can was speechless, gritted his teeth and said, "I am willing!"

"All right, all right, it's best if you're happy."

Wan Shao's tone was inexplicably happy, and he turned to Yun Yun cheerfully and said, "Mr. Yun Zhong has to be careful, the charmer is plotting against you."

"I didn't—"

Not daring to give Yunyun a chance to speak, Shang Can couldn't bear it any longer, and scolded, "What are you doing here! Does the demon master of Biluohuangquan have nothing else to do except say these inexplicable words!"

"Yes, I just said it." Unmoved by her anger, Wan Shao's tone suddenly became serious, "I'm here to save the charmer."

Shang Can paused for a while, and heard Wan Shao's deep tone, with a bit of earnest annoyance: "You've been away for so long, and the medicine you brought with you must have been taken long ago? Why don't you go back to Biluo Huangquan? What's the matter? things, than your—”

Wan Shao didn't finish his sentence, but Shang Can guessed that the second half of the sentence was probably "more important than your life".She was really wrong in this matter, knowing that her poor behavior caused her friends to worry, so she lost the battle and gave up with a sigh.

"Actually, it's okay. Yuange and Nanshuang are the A Shuang in her letter. The two of them have helped me a lot in healing, and it's not as serious as you imagined."

She didn't have much confidence in what she said, she hesitated to turn her head in the direction of Yun, and finally made up her mind to speak: "I do have something important, I and—— I and Yun met."

Yun Yun also nodded in cooperation with her, bowed his head slightly to Wan Shao and apologized: "In the past, I kept it a secret... Ah Can has troubled you all these years, thank you."

"..."

Wan Shao was silent for a long time, and tentatively replied: "...how do you recognize each other?"

... This scene is really familiar. It's the second time after Chu Ming. How many people do they have to explain this to?

Silently praying in his heart that this is the last time, Shang Can said in a self-defeating way: "It's the method of mutual recognition! She doesn't have amnesia at all!"

Probably shocked by her words, Wan Shao was unable to make a sound for a long time, and Shang Can could almost feel the shocked gaze of the flower demon looking back and forth between her and Yun Yun, and finally whispered in a tone that seemed to be suppressing her excitement. opened the mouth.

"...so you two slept together?"

"It has nothing to do with this!"

Shang Can was dizzy with anger, gritted his teeth and said, "Can you quickly expose this problem!"

Generally speaking, Wan Shao accepted it faster than Chu Ming. Although the initial reaction was weird, she quickly calmed down and said in an unpredictable tone of "I knew it would be like this": "I see."

"So it's such a ghost, but you told me that Yun Yun had forgotten."

"Ah? Can this be my fault?" Wan Shao's arrogance continued to rise, and he raised his voice, "Everyone thinks so--you don't too! When I first met someone, I didn't see you publish it. What a great idea!"

"I have!" Shang Can was furious, and said indiscriminately for a while, "I obviously said I wanted to leave from the very beginning!"

"..."

The other side suddenly fell into silence, Shang Can was filled with indignation, and the cold voice from the side quickly brought her back to her senses.

"What Ah Can just said, I want to hear you explain it in more detail."

Shang Can silently closed his mouth, feeling remorse for his fault.

But the words that are spoken are the water that is poured out, Shang Can seems to be able to feel the sympathetic gaze cast by Wan Shao, and slowly bites the bullet and whispers: "...There is nothing to say, I was just..."

The words came to his lips but he didn't know what words to use to describe them. Yunyun answered calmly and understandingly: "Just want to avoid me and stay away from me?"

"..." Shang Can was silent for a while, lowered his head slightly, and sighed softly, "There is nothing wrong with that, I really thought so at that time."

The atmosphere in the room became dull again for a moment, Wan Shao soon felt that something was wrong, hurriedly patted Shang Can on the back forcefully, and said with a smile: "But this man didn't succeed, thanks to me!"

Shang Can, who was slapped by this slap, leaned forward, pursed his lips depressedly, and muttered softly in response: "...All right, all right, thanks to you."

"Well, it's really good. I can hear some good news when I go out."

Wan Shao patted her again with a smile, and said in a very emotional tone: "Mr. Yunzhong, don't blame her too much. Although she is in the blue sky and the underworld, she is not like our monster race. She always likes to keep things in her heart. It takes hard work." You have to worry about-"

"...Are you my mother?"

The conversation seemed to be giving something to the child's date, Shang Can couldn't bear it anymore and shook her hand off her back, and turned the topic back to the right track: "So? Are you not planning to go back to Biluohuangquan for the time being?"

"No plan." The demon master who sneaked out responded without hesitation, "It's hard for me to go out once—cough, I mean, you have to take a good look at your body, I listened to you before entering the city today. It’s said that the Charming Man set fire to the outskirts of Yanyang, so what’s going on with you? Doing it before the injury is healed is a taboo for recuperation.”

Deciding to let go of Wan Shao's selfishness, Shang Can temporarily gave up the idea of ​​driving her back, and sighed, "I'll talk about that later. Then where are you going to stay today? This inn There's no room left, or we'd find another—"

"Ah, that's not necessary."

Wan Shao interrupted Shang Can's words with a very pure tone.

"I got a room when I came in this morning, and it happened to be right next door to you - so seriously, did you run into some bad guy who just wanted the two of you to sleep together?"

"I think what Wan Shao said makes sense."

Wan Shao had already returned to the room next door to rest, Shang Can muttered indignantly, heard Yun Yun gently close the door behind him, and said angrily: "How come we only have one room left every day, when Wan Shao booked it was There just happened to be a room vacant? The Dao Discussion Conference is over, and now Yanyang has nothing special, why does his inn have so many guests?"

Yun Yun who just came up from downstairs and brought back the news that "the boss said there are still no spare rooms" hesitated for a moment, and guessed ambiguously: "...Maybe this place is very famous."

"What makes this place so famous, the porridge isn't very tasty—"

Shang Can suddenly got stuck while talking, suddenly remembered a possibility, and changed his words silently: "...but indeed, this place may be quite famous."

... After all, she always lives here every time she and Yun stay at the inn. If word spreads, there will always be a few fans of Yun Zhongjun who are not afraid of charmers. Like in the lobby in the morning, Yun Zhongjun holding a porridge bowl is not often seen.

Persuaded by this wonderful reason in his heart, Shang Can decided to trust the innkeeper, and said discouragedly: "Yunyun, why don't we move to another hotel next time?"

Yun Yun was stunned for a moment, and responded warmly: "Okay, I will listen to you."

But actually, Shang Can felt a little regretful when she said it. She said it quickly, but she actually didn't know when the so-called "next time" was and whether it would really come.

She temporarily put these negative thoughts behind her, and said with a cheerful smile: "Speaking of which, I was interrupted by Ban Shao in the morning, and I haven't asked yet. Is there any place you want to go?"

"But I guess Wan Shao intends to come with us. Of course, the premise is that you don't mind—" Shang Can suddenly felt his heart move, and hurriedly said, "Don't take what she said before, don't take it to heart. , she is used to being outspoken, and she has to break half of what she says and throw it away."

"I don't mind." Yun said lightly, "She's here to treat you, so I welcome it, after all, Ah Can doesn't pay much attention to her body."

"..."

It seems that Yun Yun is still brooding about her past misdeeds, and Shang Can, who has no reputation, touched his nose, and replied confidently: "Yun Zhongjun was going out at night yesterday, and he obviously went out with me too. It’s not much different, how can you laugh at a hundred steps at fifty steps?”

This time Yun Yun was silent, Shang Can was a little happier, and thoughtfully said: "It just so happens that Wan Shao is here now, and I have to ask her if there is anything I can do for you, except for what she said before. A cure other than sleeping pills—"

She thought that Yun Yun seemed to have nothing else to do with the doctor's treatment, but something suddenly came to her mind, and she immediately turned to Yun Yun seriously.

"By the way, when you went on a night tour last night, I was very concerned about something."

As if he was still a little nervous about the topic of "night excursion last night", Shang Can heard Yun Yun hum a little embarrassedly, and then said: "I touched your waist last night, and then you didn't react very well. Right."

"..."

The person in front of him was breathless, Shang Can didn't know what to do, and asked in confusion, "It's just weird, I thought you were crying, but later I found out that's not the case—what's going on? Did you get hurt somewhere on your waist? "

After the words fell, Yunyun did not reply for a long time, and finally whispered after a long while: "...No, I am not injured."

However, Shang Can felt that there seemed to be some concealment in her tone, and the alarm sounded in his heart, he grabbed her hand rudely, and asked again: "Really?"

"Really." The answer came quickly this time, and Yun Yun's speech speed seemed to be a little faster than usual, with a light and soft tone, "...really not hurt."

What happened last night?As if afraid of being touched.

Shang Can instinctively felt that something was wrong, she couldn't be ticklish, she had touched Yun's waist when she was in Qingyu before, and Yun Yun didn't react that much at that time.

She became vigilant in her heart, always felt that Yun Yun seemed to have something on her mind, she panicked for a moment, slowly lowered her head and approached Yun Yun, and said anxiously: "Are you hiding something from me?"

"..."

When Yunyun didn't answer, Shang Can felt more and more that this was the case, and could not help but lead her to him, frowned and said, "If you are not injured, let me have a look."

After she finished speaking, she suddenly remembered that she couldn't see with her eyes now, so she changed her words: "I mean, let me touch it—gah, what are you talking about..."

By the way of heaven, she never had any dirty thoughts, but it sounded like she had some evil intentions when she said it, Shang Can thought about it and couldn't come up with a better one, so she simply He gave up the wording and started directly.

She groped and put her hands on Yun Yun's waist, and she really felt that the person in front of her was breathing disorderly.Shang Can became more and more certain that something was wrong, and carefully touched the position in his memory last night with his hand, and immediately realized that Yun Yun was fully dressed, and it was impossible to tell whether he was injured through the clothes.

She was at a loss and pondered for a while, then hesitantly touched the meticulous belt tied by Yunyun.

"..."

By now, she was obviously really worried about Yun Yun, but Shang Can suddenly felt that it seemed a little inappropriate to do so.She froze for a long while, feeling inexplicably embarrassed, and asked hesitantly, "...then I, untie it?"

She thought that as long as Yun Yun showed a little resistance, she would stop immediately, and it was a bit too much to untie his clothes. At worst, she would go to the sharp-eyed Wan Shao who was resting next door to take a look for her—yes!Isn't this the most normal solution!

Shang Can was enlightened, and was about to take back her hand, but she heard the person in front of her who was almost half-closed in her arms take a breath, making a sound as thin as a mosquito.

"……Um."

Ah, she agreed.

Just one sound made Shang Can's mind stop turning. Before she could fully comprehend the response in her mind, her hand movements were much faster than her mind's, and she untied the man's belt lightly and deftly.

"..."

Yun Yun tensed his body as if he was a little nervous, but he didn't make a sound.The originally well-fitting white clothes were scattered, and the silky cloth slowly rubbed against Shang Chan's hands, causing an itch out of thin air.

Shang Can only felt that his mind was in a mess, and he reached out his hand into Yun's clothes by accident.

The breathing of the person in front of him quickly became chaotic, very similar to last night, but there was still a difference in the end, Yun Yun was awake at the moment.

The sound of her breathing seemed to be right next to her ears, Shang Can vaguely thought that the distance seemed too close, and tentatively touched her waist with his hand.

Yun Yun's whole body trembled, and he clenched Shang Can's clothes forbearance.

"What's wrong?" Shang Can didn't dare to use force, turned his head slightly, subconsciously lowered his voice, "Here—"

In the blink of an eye, Shang Can suddenly remembered that night trip that Yun Yun had taken in the Blue Falls and Yellow Springs. At that time, she seemed to have seen a pattern on Yun Yun's waist, an unknown simple pattern, quietly covering Yun Yun's waist and abdomen like a guardian , which is the position she encountered now.

She couldn't continue to recall, because the person in front of her suddenly moved her body and leaned forward slightly into her arms as if losing strength.

"...A Can..."

The voice coming from the ear was no longer stable, trembling helplessly, and the breath exhaled between the lips and teeth made Shang Chan's ears hot.

"I seem, a little strange..."

It's a tone never heard in a cloud port.

Shang Can didn't know how to respond to her, she just felt that she was about to become strange, she turned her head as if obsessed, they were too close, she just moved slightly, and the tip of her nose brushed against Yun Yun's ear sideways, eliciting a small whimper from the person in his arms.

She seemed unable to control her body, she lowered her head slightly and approached, and smelled the familiar cool fragrance and the breath of flames from Yun Yun's white and delicate neck.

Suddenly, the door was pushed open with a bang, and Wan Shao's voice came loudly: "Hey Shang Can, speaking of which, I didn't eat anything this morning, so you should do your best to be a landlord—"

The second half of the conversation came to an abrupt end, and soon came a stammering voice: "I, I have everything..."

Her voice became smaller and smaller, and before she finished speaking, she hurriedly closed the door, made another loud sound of closing the door, and then quickly returned to her room as if fleeing for her life. Shang Can heard it clearly The loud knocking sound coming from the next door must be something knocked over by the panic-stricken Lord Demon Lord.

Unable to make any response, even with his hand still in Yun Yun's clothes, Shang Can had a splitting headache and made up his mind to change the inn.

... Just change it to a soundproof one, and put a sign saying "Flower demons are not allowed" at the door.

The author says:

On the Importance of Locking Doors (Seriously

That's great, I think I've been pretty sweet lately!

感谢在2021-09-2518:34:07~2021-09-2622:53:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 piece of Xiaomu;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：江沉晚吟时20瓶；奕轶、XDEDXH.、随草堂渡川10瓶；756号小愿望、300942795瓶；业平2瓶；uglazy1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!