Dazai Cat's Amazing Journey

Late at night, the air was quiet and cold, and only a wall lamp was turned on in the room, which was quite dark.

In his pajamas, Fyodor rummaged in the kitchen with his bare feet on the plush rug.

He poured himself a glass of water.

Tonight is deserted, only moonlight, no wind and snow.

After staying up all night, he suddenly recalled his life.

……

Fyodor D, is a Russian.

Russia, a cold country, has an unbelievably heavy snowstorm in winter.When I was through the window, I could still enjoy the feeling of the goose feathers being blown by the wind. Once I went out, it was really like Ling Chi, and the feeling of a knife being scratched on my face was nothing more than that.

Fyodor was cooking in front of the fireplace, wearing a thick fur coat, the charcoal crackling in front of him, the firelight conveyed warmth, and even the books on his knees felt warm to the touch.

In that environment, he determined his ideal.

Build a world without powers.

It sounds unrealistic at all, like some absurd fantasy, but Tuosi will do it if he is determined.

Anyway, he just needs something that can consume his brain power.He is restless, he has to do something all the time.

In the process, he met one of the most troublesome enemies in his life, Osamu Dazai.

After many trials, he understood one thing, the book he needed so much was in the hands of Dazai.

Naturally find a way to get it.

but……

In such a competition of wits, books are too buggy artifacts. For people like them, being seen through is almost fatal.

So he needs to get Dazai's weakness.

To be honest, Tosi himself didn't expect that Dazai Osamu's weakness was so easy to guess.

Just look at how many superfluous things he did. This mafia leader actually wanted to protect something.

too weird.

But Fyodor took advantage of this without hesitation, and got the book in a game——

a part of.

Well, something is better than nothing.

But Fyodor himself did not expect that this was the beginning of opening the door to a new world.In the past, I was more or less in the mountains and didn't know the distance. Now through the book, it seems that I have an additional God's perspective, and I can see the whole picture of the world.

He completely saw the sense of disobedience in this world.

This whole world is actually centered on Yokohama, Japan.Everywhere else, except for a few, is blank.

It can't be said to be blank, but just like the lowest-level NPC in the game, there is no thinking, no life, and the life trajectory is templated.Only when several protagonists come into contact with these NPCs, they will come to life.Out of sight, these people are nothing but moving blobs of color.

observer effect.

In the chaos, a few protagonists are particularly conspicuous, and the whole world revolves around them.

As for Osamu Dazai, that was even more obvious.He is like a GM among players, with too much authority.

Fyodor sat by the fire and tilted his head.

What about him?And what kind of role do you play?

Dazai's disqualification in the world and the book mutated together, and he got the memory of the parallel world, which directly changed the original trajectory of his life.And he seemed to have undergone a small change.

Fyodor went to Osamu Dazai.

Although he was a little crazy, he was really curious about what this person wanted to do after getting the book.

The result was very disappointing, very disappointing, and even made Fyodor feel that this person was not worthy of being an opponent, just a poor person trapped in emotions.Possessing a magical tool like a book, but sticking to the little Yokohama, starting reincarnation again and again, just to make up for a regret in my heart.

Talking about cooperation failed, Dazai didn't care whether the world was real or not.Or, Dazai is too much influenced by the book, the book is a kind of artifact... if it can limit people's thinking, it is not necessarily true.Before Tuosi himself got the book, he turned a blind eye to the bugs in the world.

Fyodor has nothing to say, he will be his, Dazai will be Dazai, and when they meet, they will be divided.

It is undeniable that Dazai is the darling of the world, and he, the passer-by who shows up in the story, is responsible for serving as the background board.

No matter how much you toss about the background board, the protagonist will easily suppress it.

Gee.

Very upset.

Of course Fyodor will not give up, and he will continue after failing [-] million times.

If he can't deal with Osamu Dazai, then find someone who can deal with him and increase his bargaining chips.

And he wants to change the world.

For passers-by, these protagonists are observers who can change their state.

People outside the world are also observers of this world.

It takes someone from out of this world to come over.

Fyodor didn't have the ability to connect with parallel worlds. He couldn't remember how long he planned and practiced to bring someone over.

Anyway, this world is just endless reincarnation, time is nothing.

He seems to have succeeded, but also seems not to have succeeded.

The world changed drastically at that moment, and the illusion transformed. Although it has not yet reached reality, it is already a huge progress.This proves that the observer has arrived.

but......

Fyodor did not find the person he had pulled over.

Later, he discovered that he was not completely successful. He was supposed to pull a complete human being here, but actually only pulled in a soul, and that soul landed on a kitten... By coincidence, by fate, but that's all.

Fortunately, he did not die in a strange place.

If the drawn soul dies, it will not participate in reincarnation.

Because of Fyodor's operations, the barriers of the world have become much thinner, so fragile that they can no longer withstand tossing, and it is impossible to pull another person over.

At this point, he lied to Dazai Makoto.

He said that the world was about to be destroyed because of the infinite reincarnation of the leader Zai, but in fact the reincarnation of the leader Zai was just a slow consumption, and his operation really gave the world a heavy blow.

It's not a big problem, it's all going to be destroyed anyway, he just put some strong medicine, no one will know the truth.

As long as Mao Zai is willing to participate in this matter.

When things are done, kick people out.

In this way, a complete real world can be obtained.

Usually, dreams are very fulfilling.

When he was pressed on the roof of Mafia at the port, his heart was also very cold.He knew that when the two Dazai were together, things would slip into an unpredictable abyss.

Obviously there is another way, but the two vicious Dazai insisted on jumping off the building.

What Fyodor believed in did not include the word suicide, and death was only a way to achieve his goal, and it was a sacrifice he had to make.He will not be soft when sacrificing others, and he will not feel heartache when sacrificing himself, so he did not struggle too much.

But... In that case, even God would forgive his fear.He is not Dazai's kind of pervert, immersed in charming danger.

The appearance of Oda Sakunosuke obviously hastened his death, and he could have struggled on the rooftop for a while before taking the leap of faith.

Two dazai were dragging him, and he was not a Russian bear, so he couldn't hold him back.

Falling feels amazing.

Kind of like flying.

Fyodor thought of someone who had been looking for freedom.

Cough, there is no need to elaborate on the process of death, no one wants to recall that process.

It just needs to turn out to be good.

Shu successfully escaped from the leader Zai.

In a dreamy scene, the golden light spots scattered all over the sky...

……

Came to Fyodor.

If Fyodor hadn't been on the verge of death at that time, relying on the power of some scattered books to not completely cool down, he really wanted to jump up and curse at people regardless of his face.Even if his body is smashed to pieces, he still wants to jump up and scold others.

He seems to have been tricked by the leader.He originally just wanted the energy of the book to repair the world, and at the same time separate this parallel world, completely separate from the main world, and become a truly independent small world.There was no intention of involving himself in this plan.

If it is said that there is no manipulation by the leader Zai, he will not believe it if he jumps off the building again.

Once the book is recognized, it is difficult to get rid of it, because it is no longer a "book" state, but a pure energy or authority.

Fyodor thoroughly bound the book.

No matter how many times you die, you can't change it.

Oh...he can't even die now, the whole world will end together when he dies, he can't die before the world ends, and he has to be forced to protect the world.There is a subtle difference between what the book gives to Dazai and what it gives to Fyodor.

Fyodor was always communicating what he believed to be the will of the gods.

And now, Fyodor D, has become the god of the new world!

Fei Jia, who was drinking water in the kitchen, poured himself another glass of water, and after being overwhelmed with shock, he had to go to the bathroom.

God also wants to live.

When he returned to the bedroom, his body in only a thin pajamas was already drenched by the cold air, and his eyes were as red as blood under the moonlight, like a vampire.

"Well……"

The person on the bed turned over and hid under the light and soft duvet.

"Fei Jia...why are you outside...hah~ so sleepy." He yawned. "Get into bed quickly, don't freeze."

Fyodor lowered his eyes, not knowing what to say.

He slept soundly and was kicked out of bed by someone who had a nightmare, what could he do.

He lifted a corner of the quilt, nestled in, and was immediately hugged by a warm creature.

"Hiss, it's so cold." He said so, but he didn't let go of his hand.

Fyodor stretched out his hand and rubbed the head of the man in his arms.Two black cat ears are obediently left, lazily and casually.

He stared at the two cat ears for a while, as if he could see the word "trouble" densely written on them.

Being kicked out of bed while sleeping... It's just a trivial matter.

Some time ago, the Mafia Butei fight at the port was still in a trance.

"Hey, bring back our former leader!"

"Oh, yours? Come up with some evidence? This is a cat we picked up, of course it is ours."

Different abilities collide.

The people of Mafia at the port chased after the black and red supernatural light: "Boss! Boss, wait for us! Boss, please don't go charge by yourself!"

The Butei people pulled Akutagawa and Atsushi: "Don't fight, you two! Hit the opposite side, hit the opposite side first!"

In the chaos, no one noticed that Zai, the leader of the incident center, had already slipped away.

And it's thousands of kilometers in a row.

When Fyodor was thrown down by the leader Zai in a distant country and strangled by his neck, he was still a little unresponsive.

The leader Zai rode on him, perfectly suppressing his resistance.

"Fyodor-kun, are you surprised?"

At that time, Fyodor was queuing up on the street waiting for his hot dog, and he suddenly encountered such a catastrophe. His shoulders and back hit the cold ground, his bones were almost broken, and there was a sharp pain in his chest. .

The problem is, not only the aunt at the hot dog stand is looking at him, but all the passers-by are looking at him strangely.

"Look, this is the consequence of being a scumbag."

The leader Zai wore a thick scarf around his neck and a knitted hat on his head, all clothes he got from no one knew where.

In the hot air of the hot dog stand, everyone could only see the boy who suddenly appeared with a pretty face, and his mandarin eyes seemed to be watery, making him look pitiful.Asians generally look younger, and they look more and more scumbags on the ground.

Fyodor looked up at the sky with decadent eyes.

"Yeah, is this where Fyodor-kun lives?"

Under pressure, Fyodor took the man back to his home.

The plush carpet is covered with floor heating, and you don't feel cold when you step on it with bare feet.The chair was also covered with some kind of animal fur, which looked soft and warm.

The leader Zai nestled on the sofa chair and warmed himself by the fireplace.

"Dazai-kun..."

"Mr. Fyodor is going to chase away the guests?"

Fyodor was silent.

"Fyodor-kun~ I'm thirsty—"

pour tea.

"hungry--"

Just bought a hot dog.

"Oh, the food is a bit greasy—"

"You have no choice."

The leader Zai rolled around on the sofa.

Fyodor's voice has always been soft, even in the indifferent complaint, the voice still maintains a certain softness.

"Dazai-kun, if you have nothing to say, please leave."

"This is a foreign country - Fyodor, how can you have the heart to drive me away - we have known each other for so many years -"

"One thousand three hundred and seventy two years."

"Oh, it's been a long time." The leader Zai suddenly collapsed again, feeling depressed. "I can't die now... Fedya is responsible for this..."

"You are responsible for this too."

"Oh~ Kami of our new world! Fyodor! I want to take revenge on you, and another Dazai will also take revenge on you, so here I am."

Fyodor stared at him: "Yes, I already feel revenge."

"I have to come and watch you. My lord can't be a lunatic. If you change the world at will, what can you do?" The leader Zai sighed, "In this world, besides me, who else can change the world?" staring at you."

"I don't think Dazai-kun who did such a thing has the right to say such things."

"What's wrong with me? Didn't I just drag you and jump off a building? Fei Jia's resentment is too great——Fei Jia~ tell me how to get rid of the cat ears on my head, and I'll leave." The leader Jae finally revealed his purpose.

"I can't do it either. Another Dazai-kun did it." Fyodor smiled, and he was also very happy about teasing Dazai. "I just sent you to the detective agency according to his wishes, and wrote a letter by the way."

"Okay, I knew it was you who betrayed me."

The letter roughly explained what happened in this world. The words were jumpy, and it was Dazai Maomao's wording. Anyway, Mr. Ranpo should be able to understand.

Of course, Fyodor polished it up and removed some unfavorable content.The general idea is that this slaughter has done a lot of things, and now he has become a cat due to retribution. If the detective agency doesn't mind, he can raise it.

It was Dazai Nekomao's last gift to the detective agency.

It is necessary to serve.

Well, Fyodor has to admit, it was a little prank between him and Dazai Nekomo.

Although this prank eventually retribution to himself.

Fyodor held Osamu Dazai in his arms, and was in a daze while stroking the cat.

After being interrupted sleep, it is not easy to fall asleep.

"Fei Jia, what do you want to do in the future?"

Fyodor thought for a while, and finally achieved his goal. He is indeed a bit empty now, and it is not a problem to stay in the room all day long. "Travel, go to other places for travel. What about you?"

"Of course it's to watch Fei Jia to prevent you from doing any weird things."

"..."

Eating his food, drinking his food, and sleeping will occupy his bed, and they will continue to cause him troubles. If there is no accident, the current leader of the port Mafia, Nakahara Chuya, will fly over tomorrow.

When one trouble comes, there will inevitably be a lot of troubles coming.

At that time, I am afraid that not half of Yokohama will come here.

But the touch of the cat is so good...

Fyodor would not say that he was a little reluctant to bother.

"I know Fedya actually likes things that are fluffy and warm—"

Fyodor found the cell phone next to the bed and made a call.

The leader Jae jumped up when he heard the sound of the button, snatched the mobile phone, hung up the phone and pulled out the calling card.

That was Odasaku's phone number.

Fyodor ignored Dazai's fury.Just tuck in the quilt to cover the heat.This Dazai won't obey without threats.

The leader, Zai, exploded angrily, expressing his displeasure.

It's a pity that the other person is already lying down, regardless of whether he is angry or not.

The cold air immediately made him give up the idea of ​​continuing to be angry, and obediently tucked into the quilt.

"Fedya..."

Fyodor suddenly cupped his face.

In a very low voice, he said something very quietly.

"I also want Dazai-kun to stay."

Immediately afterwards, he hugged the leader Zai whose cheeks were hot, and kissed his forehead.

After successfully short-circuiting the leader's head, Fyodor could finally sleep with the soft leader's cat. The cat's body temperature was slightly higher than that of a human, so it was not easy to hug for Feiya who was afraid of the cold.

It is actually very easy to break the defense of the leader Zai. Just show your emotions to him without adulteration. You must be straightforward and hit a straight ball.Dazai Maomao probably used a similar method when he persuaded the leader to kill him.Fyodor didn't hear it, but he could guess the words "thank you" and "hard work".

It's a pity that if you kill one thousand enemies, you will lose eight hundred.

For people like them, especially for Dazai, expressing their emotions directly is always the hardest thing.

Fyodor buried his equally hot cheeks under the covers.

Forget it.

Who calls himself also...

"like."

The author has something to say:

The real full text is over, and the next is my nonsense show.

First of all I am forever grateful to the readers.Originally, this article was only [-] words, but readers gave me continuous inspiration, and finally it was written into [-] words.

I'm not very good at writing cp, but I like Dazai and Fei Jia very much, so ooc also wants to be with me.It is very timid to write about feelings, so I only dare to put out a small fan story to make up my own brain.When did they hook up, it’s been too long and I can’t tell () It’s just that they didn’t have different ideas before and they wouldn’t be together.

I don't know who said the last sentence "like".

In fact, Fei Jia is the real protagonist of the full text. He took all the scripts and defeated the leader Zai to win a big victory!Wuhu!He even hugged the beauty back, even though he couldn't distinguish between attack and suffer.

The original ending was really that Fei Jia and Dazai Maomao fought the leader Zai together, and then revealed the truth and the leader died.Of course it should be changed to he now.

The relationship between these three people is more complicated, let me just say a few words.

Dazai Maomao volunteered to be a pawn, leaving the decision to Fei Jia and the leader Zai.

Leader Jae knew he would be defeated, but he was awkward and didn't want to give up.

Fei Jia spoke half-truths, and the reason why this story appeared was due to his calculations.

Dazai Maomao and Fei Jia calculated the leader Zai, not only resurrected, but also turned people into cats and threw them to the detective agency.

Fei Jia and the leader Zai plotted Dazai Maomao, using people to upgrade the world and then throwing people away.

The leader Zai and Dazai Maomao conspired against Fei Jia and transferred the book to Fei Jia to let him be the guardian of the world.

Three people and four groups, that's all.

In the end, the leader Zai was in charge of supervising Fei Jia, and Dazai Maomao went homeless.