Dazai Cat's Amazing Journey

You only know that Maomao Dazai is a group favorite, loved by thousands of people.

Live like a grandpa.

But do you know how painful he is?

No, you don't know.

Cats are in heat.

Although Dazai does not match well with this cat container, and he did not come into estrus when he was an adult.

But that's because he knows his own physical condition, others don't.

One day, a detective agency.

Miss Haruno: "Speaking of which, Miwu-chan seems to be an adult, over a year old."

Kunikida flipped through his notebook: "Hmm... cats come of age... ah! Cats will have estrus when they grow up."

Miss Haruno: "But Miwu-chan didn't respond at all."

Kunikida: "Could it be a late bloomer?"

Dazai lay on the sofa, flicking his tail, listening to the two discuss his adult problems.

Yosano appears with her scalpel in hand, with a frighteningly thoughtful expression.

"It's very painful for cats during this period, why don't they get neutered."

Dazai paused, covering a certain part.

Cats are scared.

What should I do if there is a sudden cold between my legs?

Kunikida: "That makes sense."

Haruno: "Ke Miwu sauce...haven't enjoyed it yet?"

Dazai: Enjoy, what are you enjoying?

He has no interest in holding a female cat!He Dazai, in this life, he only likes the soft chest of beautiful young ladies!

Kunikida also thought of this: "This seems too cruel to it."

Yu Xie Ye: "It would be cruel to let it endure the estrus period in the future."

Dazai's miserable eyes moved to Yu Xieye, inexplicably sad: I was wrong, isn't Yu Xieye my loyal cat slave?

Several people chattered and turned the topic to an indescribable place.

Haruno: "It is said... that it can be solved with a cotton swab..."

Rebutted with Xie Ye: "Cotton swab, that's for the female cat!"

Kunikida looked shocked, as if the door to a new world had been opened: "So it's still possible to do this?"

He opened the cat breeding notebook and began to record indescribable content on it.

At this time, Ranbu, who had been resting with his eyes closed, suddenly interrupted.

"You can't use cotton swabs, it's not good for the cat's health, and it may even cause problems such as false pregnancy."

"Why does Mr. Ranpo know!" X3

Add a cat.

……

In the end, the topic was left alone.

After Mr. Ranpo satisfies his little evil taste, he blocks other people's desire to cut the cat's balls.

Dazai Maomao escaped unharmed.

-

After Dazai Maomao left, everyone in the detective agency missed him very much.Everyone cleaned the detective agency, cleaned up the collected white cat fur, and made a small cat felt.It's a bit handicapped, but still very cute.Put on a glass box, and this little toy is placed in the most conspicuous place of the detective agency.

Sometimes the little black cat would sit on the edge of the glass box and look at the ugly little white cat inside.I was in a daze, not knowing what to think.

Having raised a cat, the detective agency is much more proficient in dealing with little black cats.

All kinds of snacks and toys are carefully selected and bought.At least this time, the cat will not be sent to the hospital due to some strange mistakes. Vaccines and deworming are also prepared.

The little black cat is very cute, with fluffy fur, and likes to roll and sleep on the soft place.The fluffy fur often gives people the illusion that it is very plump, but in fact this kitten is extremely light when held, like a mass of black feathers without weight.

It doesn't like barking very much, and it doesn't love snacks that much. It always hides and sleeps quietly, not lively at all.Except for screaming at the top of his lungs for a long time when he first arrived, he almost never lost his composure.It doesn't pursue freedom either, and spends its days in the detective agency, showing no interest in the lively world outside.

This way always makes the detective agency think it is sick.How can there be a kitten who doesn't like snacks and doesn't like to be hugged and touched?

The people in the detective agency seem to have a slight misinterpretation of the cat hobby.

If you can't get a cat, it's not a big problem.At least for Kunikida, it's really not a big problem.After all, he was not allowed to hug the white cat before.He is just dissatisfied with the kitten's anorexia. As a cat, he must eat round to be cute!Kida, the cat-feeding madman, is on his way to find cats to eat every day, but it's a pity that this little black cat always hides in the dark because of its coat color, making people "turn a blind eye".

And no matter how much it shouted, the kitten would not agree to any word.That's why it doesn't have a name yet.

Everyone calls it a cat, a kitten, and occasionally a bad cat, because it can't be found.Rashomon carpet searches are useless.

"Like a black ghost." One day the detective agency lost power at night, and only Dun with tiger eyes could find the kitten melting in the darkness. Dun, who was quite agile, caught the kitten in his hand, and the others dared to walk around recklessly. .

Black is just too hard.

For a while, Yu Xie Ye was so angry that he simply went to the mall to buy a lot of light-colored furniture, and even changed the wallpaper into light-colored ones.The detective agency has become plain white, like a hospital.

Even so, the little black cat can use light and shadow to hide.

Sometimes I have to ask Ranpo-san to find the cat.

Ranbu, who looks like a big black cat, has solved countless black cat disappearance cases.And the only reward he got was the cold eyes of the little black cat.The little black cat, who seems to be in a sleepy mood at any time, always half-opens his eyes, as if trying to make up for the lack of sleep.But that seemed too ironic.

"Hey, the kitten is still very stubborn."

Ranpo took out the catnip.

……

Really fragrant.

After being forcibly sucked catnip, the cat looked much softer.Lazily paralyzed, the supported bones softened, and after the ice shell was cracked, there was a soft part inside, so soft that it would hurt if touched.

Although the body softened unconsciously, the kitty's eyes were still weary.

Ahh, the cat's physiological reaction is really troublesome.The leader Zaisheng thought helplessly.

Why reincarnate into a cat?Could it be that he also suffered retribution for teasing that cat, Maomao Dazai?

and……

"Mr. Oda, you are back."

There were people here that he didn't want to face at all.

Ah, this kind of teasing is not fun at all, he doesn't want to stay here any longer, it's so boring to be a cat——

Odasaku came over and stroked the cat.

Ah~ it smells so good.

The leader Zai, who howled psychologically and wanted to stay away, nestled peacefully, his little paws didn't even move.Anyway, he has nothing to do now, it's time to fish for a while.Moreover, the brainless life of becoming a cat is so cool. You don’t need to think about deep hatred and foresight. You only need to think about breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper, and which bed to sleep in tonight.

Although the feeling of being treated like that is a little subtle, but after becoming a cat, once you are stroked along its fur, the feeling is like when the warm sunlight explodes in your blood vessels when you are in the sun. people sink.The leader Zai tried his best to remain reserved, but he couldn't stop the extremely comfortable snoring from his throat.

So, book, I am no longer a human being!

-

One day, there was nothing special about that day, and the detective agency had just completed an ordinary commission—a robbery.

It's rare for everyone to have no work, so the group of people came to the coffee shop downstairs to relax.

"It's such a good afternoon." Tanizaki drank his coffee, looked at Naomi leaning on him, with a gentle smile.

"That's right." Kunikida flipped through the account, "Recently, the workload has been light. It seems that the crime rate in Yokohama has dropped."

"It's better to say that the troublemakers are gone." Yu Xie Ye commented.

"By the way, Mr. Oda, is your novel finished?" Kenji asked, "I really want to know what kind of story Mr. Oda will write."

Odasaku with a naturally dumbfounded face put down his coffee, and his hair moved slightly, as if he was thinking about something: "Novel, I don't plan to write anymore."

"what?"

"Isn't it Oda's dream to write a novel?" Kunikida was curious and surprised.

That kind of thing, that kind of thing...

Oda: "No, I have decided not to write."

During the New Year, I picked up Dazai Maomao and got a letter.

That letter is very light, and the content is a bit heavy, at least everyone who reads it will not be in a good mood.

For some reason, from that day on, Odasaku had no idea of ​​writing a novel.

Writing novels is to redeem oneself, to forgive the dark past.

Salvation is a holy and beautiful thing, but it should not be based on someone else's blood.If someone else had to pay ten times for my dream, it would be too scary.

And...Oda Saku found that he no longer needed to redeem himself by writing novels.

He's already redeemed, isn't he.

Oda has always been straightforward and firm in making decisions, and he will stop writing if he says he can't write.

Maybe one day in the future, he will still pick up a pen and record a few sporadic inspirations, but writing novels is no longer such an irreplaceable life goal for him.

This is probably a real forgiveness.

Odasaku finally stopped being obsessed.

"I'll go up first." Oda Saku said this, he planned to take the cat down to enjoy afternoon tea together, so as to observe the black cat carefully, if he starts to write in the future, maybe he will write a book about cats of.

He was thinking about normal things, but the rest of the detective agency felt that he might have been hurt by something, so he said that he would not write a novel, and even that expressionless face showed a sense of melancholy.

So they unanimously chose to leave Oda alone.

After a while, Odasaku came down again.There is no cat in his arms.

"Kunikida." He swallowed before opening his mouth, slowly and unhurriedly, "I think we might need to go up."

Standing up in a mess, he didn't look like he was lying on the table and taking a nap.

A group of people hurried back to the fourth floor.

The door opened, and the afternoon sun rushed over, and the vision turned pale for a moment, Kunikida unconsciously covered his eyes with his fingers.

Several heads crowded at the door.

Wait for your eyes to adjust to the bright light...

I saw a mosaic lying on the sofa.

Oh, no, it's not a mosaic, it's just that it can't be described below the neck, and it just so happens that the person on the sofa is almost naked from the neck down.It's just that the sleeping position is cute, curled up, so that people don't see something that shouldn't be seen.

"Oh~ It turns out that Mr. Oda called us up for this matter." Kenji opened his eyes and looked curiously.

Kunikida stretched out his hand to cover the eyes of several minors present.

Especially mirror flower sauce.

But Kunikida himself was completely dumbfounded, so he didn't notice that Kyoka-chan had stood on tiptoe and looked over the palm of his hand at the group of people on the sofa.

It has cat ears, it moves and moves, so cute.

The leader Zai especially likes to sleep in a coiled up position. It is said that the curled up position can give people a sense of security, and a creature like a cat happens to be able to achieve a fully coiled state.Although it has become a human being now, and its skeleton is not like that of a cat at all, it is still a small ball, slumped in a corner of the sofa.

His pale skin was exposed, and the room temperature was just right so it shouldn't be too cold, but he still unconsciously hugged the pillows on the sofa to keep warm.The black pointed ears moved, but the tail was attached to the body extremely docilely.

Cute, very cute, so cute that a nosebleed will flow out accidentally.

If the gaze has weight, then the cat should have been squashed at this time.

Kunikida carefully mouthed Ranpo: "What should I do?"

Ranbu also lowered his voice: "Let's go down first."

"Is there really no need to cover him with a quilt?" Oda was always worried about this.

Several people returned to the coffee shop and fell into deep thought.Everyone's focus is a little weird.

"I don't know what his muscular structure is like." If there are cat ears and cat tails, is it a human or a cat?Cat everyone cat?

"If you become a human, your appetite will increase." Ranpo poked the chocolate mousse cake with a small spoon, thinking about food very seriously.

Kunikida and Tanizaki were carefully flipping through some Yokai legend books.

Naomi watched a video like a cat repaying a favor... Hey, have you become a human repaying your favor?Are you going to marry——

Jinghuajiang pinched the ears of the rabbit doll in her hand, and said to Dun: "So cute." That person would be so cute.

Dun was probably the most tranced of them all.His purple-gold pupils seemed out of focus from just now.Hearing Jinghuajiang's words, he subconsciously echoed "Yeah, so cute".

Then, as if reacting to something, she shook her head in horror, "No, no, not cute at all." After finishing speaking, she still felt something was wrong, "Cute...it's still very cute..."

"Fortunately, Akutagawa is not here today...otherwise..." Aton couldn't help swallowing.

Although that guy can't beat him for the time being, but such a strong desire to fight is really very desperate.

Fortunately, he has always been immersed in the business of looking for money, and he is on business trips all year round. If he can't see each other, there will be fewer fights.

Akutagawa was just one of those troubles.

"Do you want to buy clothes for him?" Odasaku's thinking is straightforward. In his opinion, raising a cat means treating it well. If the cat becomes a human, then continue raising it.He can barely be considered experienced in raising people.There are still a lot of children waiting to be fed at home.

Ranpo suddenly thought of something, and turned to stare at Odasaku.

"Oda, don't you mind picking up another one to take home?"

The leader Zai, who was snoozing comfortably, was completely unaware that the group of people below had already decided his whereabouts.

When someone picked him up, he just flicked his tail, without opening his eyes, and continued to enjoy the hazy dream.As a cat, someone always hugs him, and he gets used to it as he resists.

This defenseless or lazy look was so cute that everyone present tried hard to suppress the thought of poking his cat's ears.It's cute, but girls can't watch it.

The people from the detective agency began to try to put clothes on him to prevent him from catching a cold.

This woke up the leader Zai completely.He doesn't know what these people are doing today, doesn't he know that cats can't make noise when they are sleeping?

The moment he opened his eyes, the leader Zai complained and his eyes were a little foggy, dissatisfied with being woken up from his sleep.But in the next second, he saw the members who were doing strange things beside him, and Oda Tsukuru who was holding him in his arms.

As soon as you lower your head, you can see a piece of white flowers.

That is himself.

Chief Jae blinks, confirming that what's happening now is real.

next second.

"what---"

This is probably the second time that the detective agency has seen their little black cat lose their composure like this.

-

The Detective Agency tried its best to find some people with special talents, so that they could help to see if the cat turned into a human, whether it was normal or not.

"It doesn't matter at all." Luanbu complained with candy in his mouth, "They all have supernatural powers, isn't it normal to change people?"

The three-flowered cat meowed on the side.

"But let's find someone to show him." Kunikida wondered if there would be hidden dangers in such a thing.

Boom.There was a knock on the door.

Tanizaki opened the door.

"Is this an armed detective agency?" A high school girl age appeared at the door. Although she was a beautiful woman, she looked really ordinary.

"Hi, do you have any commission?"

"Ah... the detective agency contacted my classmate before..."

"Is it Miss Koizumi's classmate, please come in, please come in."

The female student moved away, revealing the two fighting people behind her.

A few minutes later, the three students sat on the couch.

"I'm Aoko Nakamori, just call me Aoko. This is Koizumi Hongko, this is Kuroba Kaito, and we are classmates." Aoko introduced to the detective agency.

The two had just had a fight outside the door, and now they were sitting upright, showing nothing inappropriate at all.

Koizumi Hongzi has long wine-red hair. Although she is only a high school student, she has a charming temperament.And Kuroba Kaito is obviously a handsome guy, but for some reason, he looks like a sand sculpture.

"Tell me, what are you going to do to find me?" Koizumi Hongzi is the heir of Red Magic. When the detective agency found her, she thought she was being sought by other witchcraft families.

Kunikida glanced at the other two students, and the meaning was obvious: tell them it's okay to do this kind of thing?

"Then let's go out first." Aoko Nakamori was very sensible.As for Kuroba Kaito, he was dragged out with his hair curled up.

There were no outsiders present, but Kunikida still didn't know what to say.

"Cough...it's like this. We have a cat that suddenly turned into a human." Kunikida was serious, "And it's still half cat, half human, with cat ears on its head."

"Can I have a look?" Hongzi became interested in this magical cat.

"...I'm sorry, but he's autistic now and doesn't want to see anyone."

"Tsk." Hongzi was a little impatient, but still kept a mysterious smile, "Let me use divination to take a look."

She pulled out a crystal ball.

We still don't know where the crystal ball came from, maybe it's the dimension pocket.

After a period of mysterious chanting, Hongzi stared at her crystal ball, her vermilion lips slightly parted:

"Meow."

"???" Kunikida was stunned, "Miss Koizumi, you..."

"It's not cuteness, it's the result of divination, meow." Hongzi put away the crystal ball, "As for how much you can understand, it's out of my control." She got up and wanted to leave.

Kunikida wanted to persuade him to stay, but found himself frozen in the seat and unable to move.

Kunikida returned to normal after she left.

"What's going on here?"

"Ah... Master Ranpo said it a long time ago, it's useless." Luanpo shook the newspaper and yawned, "However, this combination is really strange, the police officer's daughter, the strange thief boy, the witch, and the detective I can't understand the thinking of these young people..."

"What? Ranpo-san, what did you just say? Phantom thief?"

On the newspapers spread out in disorder, it was written that the latest gemstone exhibition in Yokohama was on display, and there was also a notice letter from Kaitou Kidd.

-

Numerous bubbles were produced and burst.

Reflections are printed on each foam, somewhat distorted, not replicas of the main world, but reflections.Without exception, these bubbles are very fragile, and it is unknown when they will be affected and shatter.

Dazai who got the book also exists in another world.

A young Dazai gets the memory of a parallel world.

Memories are messy and fragmented, mostly jumbled and full of useless information.

Osamu Dazai sorted out bit by bit, first sorting out the plot of the main world.

In one of the small parallel worlds, a story with no beginning and no end attracted him.

It is a world caught in infinite reincarnation because of books.

What a pity.

Dazai looked at that idiot Dazai thought.

The cause of tragedy is desire.

If that Dazai didn't have unnecessary thoughts at the moment he got the book, there wouldn't be so many things happening.

Don't be greedy for happiness, don't dream of happiness.There is no such thing as a harmonious and beautiful ending.Because of the extravagant wish for a happy ending, Dazai was dragged into the infinite cycle of reincarnation by the book, experiencing gains and losses again and again.

Dazai thought so.

What I did in that world is still very good, and I have a lot of experience to learn from.

As for flaws, they can also be changed.

Be more indifferent and don't create more bonds with those people.To play a completely indifferent leader, to create an image of yourself as an unreasonable devil.Above all, don't wish for happiness.

He and Oda Saku cannot coexist, and they cannot be compatible with that beautiful world.

Then...

Create the best world by the dirtiest means.

Drawing on all Dazai Osamu's experience, this time it will definitely be successful.

years later.

Dazai stood on the rooftop, the setting sun beat the fire.

A gushing fire.

Fortunately, there was no such fire gushing out of the gun barrel of Oda Saku just now, otherwise he would have been burnt to nothing.

He was thinking about other things in his heart, but his face still remained mysterious and profound, explaining to Xin Shuanghei what happened next.It's not a big problem to be a god in this kind of thing.

He succeeded, and succeeded in doing things that no other Dazai could do.Oda Saku is writing novels in the world, things that don't exist in other worlds.

Bloody Sunset didn't skimp on the sun this time, and every ray of light celebrated his victory.

To leave in such an environment is really...

get excited.

The heat comes up and then fades away.

A little, a little colder.

It's the end of another parallel world.

The author has something to say:

Ah, which cutie airdropped moonstones to me, doubling the number of moonstones I had.

The second episode is a collection of various short stories.

Dazai Maomao is completely gone, no accident he will roll into my next book.

If I can still write.