Dazai Cat's Amazing Journey

When Akutagawa was still worrying about collecting the good man chapter.

Dazai Maomao has gone out to wander.

He didn't want to see Akutagawa's tough head at all, and he didn't even know how to pet a cat.Can't be a qualified cat slave, this member, don't mind!

When he wants to eat canned crab meat, he should open the can and offer it respectfully instead of sealing the cabinet with Rashomon!Senior Kunikida listened to what he said, and as a senior, why didn't he listen to his demands?And sealed the cabinet!He Taizai Maomao, is he the kind of cat who steals canned food?

Dazai thought furiously, his sharp little claws really wanted to cut Akutagawa's coat into rags, and turn Rashomon into tattered Rashomon.

Don't think about Akutagawa, Dazai Maomao walked through the park as usual, inspected a small piece of territory, meowed at the cute lady on the side of the road, then scratched an ugly dog, and was chased by the dog for a long time street.

Dazai, who has become a cat and is still weak in physical strength, stands on a high place, panting and proudly looking at the vicious dog below. His white hair is shiny and shiny, and he is full of energy.After the dog left, he went to provoke again, repeatedly dancing on the death line.

The poor dog probably has never encountered such a vicious cat in his life. His eyes are already popping out in anger, and he only knows how to bark at the cat on the tree.The wild barking attracted other dogs. Dazai Maomao looked at the dogs under the tree, snorted and meowed disdainfully, and called a group of cat soldiers and cat generals.

A cat-dog battle is about to start.

This is Dazai Maomao's boring day.

Only today is slightly different.

When Dazai stood on the tree in the park and stretched out his paw to tease the dog, a touch of white appeared in the field of vision.

This fluffy white was so conspicuous that it directly sounded the alarm in Osamu Dazai's mind.

This isn't that...the devil with the huge name...

Fyodor Mihailo...

Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky!

Why did this dangerous guy appear here?

At this point in time, the rat from the house of death should not have come to Yokohama to snatch the book?Not even the combo yet.

Is it...?

In his original world, Fyodor came to Yokohama so early to plan?

Hmm... He has to reassess the devil's plan.

Fyodor is ambitious and extremely insidious, and he likes to play with people's hearts.It can be said that he is as insidious as Dazai.Dazai regarded this person as an extremely rare opponent, who had fought against him several times in his previous life.Although Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's incident and the subsequent co-phagia incident, he was narrowly victorious, but Dazai is not completely sure that he can win every time.They are all people who are good at routines and reversals. Who knows if this defeat is laying the groundwork for the next victory?

Of course, on the surface, I have to act as if everything is in my hands.

The white color just flashed by, and Dazai Maomao didn't think about following Fyodor, even though he was just a cat now, and humans were always not very defensive against him.

When he came out to play and saw such a mouse, Dazai was no longer in the mood to continue teasing the dog.He jumped off the tree in two or three steps, stomped on the vicious dog, and returned to the detective agency with brisk steps amidst the dog's whimpering.Just let the other cats and dogs keep fighting.

Back at the detective agency, the atmosphere is clearly not right.First of all, the cafe downstairs was a mess.Then, Dazai Maomao saw many familiar traces of fighting.

……hiss.

I really miss Akutagawa and Atsushi, they always fight when they meet, but in another world, they still fight when they meet.

The self in port Mafia probably wants to use Atsushi to hone Akutagawa.The abilities of these two people are indeed a perfect match. Akatsuki is more mature now, while Akutagawa still needs to be honed.

Taking away Yin should also be for this purpose.Akutagawa is such a tough guy that he can't polish it without a ruthless hand.

It's just that fighting like this is really costly to decorate... He was a little dissatisfied with Dun.

The Mafia family in the port has a big business, and they are not afraid of demolishing the house like this, but Butei is not so rich and powerful.

Dazai Maomao thought, at worst, he would go to Chuya, he was always rich.Zhong also must not be stingy with a cute cat, and he has so much money, spending a little is not a big problem.It was Port Mafia that caused Butei to redecorate, so it is only reasonable to use Port Mafia's money to compensate Butei.

Then, go and steal his black card tonight!Dazai Maomao thought excitedly, bad water was about to come out of his eyes.

Hmm... let's steal cash, it's easier to explain with cash, then just print out a small note, pretend to be the client of a previous case, and express your gratitude, so come here anonymously to send money .

Akutagawa was seriously injured, but with Yosano around, as long as he breathed a sigh of relief, he was fine.And when Yosano and Yosano passed out in Akutagawa, they also completed forty autopsies by the way.

Akutagawa lying on the bed in the medical room was ignorant, quiet and well-behaved, not at all as crazy as he was during the day, which was reassuring.

Together with Xie Ye, he cleaned all kinds of tools, ranging from small scalpels to large chainsaws. In short, he had enough fun with everything today.It's naturally very presumptuous when playing, but cleaning the venue afterwards is a big trouble, like a chainsaw, it's quite difficult to clean up if flesh and blood are stirred inside.

Dazai sneaked in, looking at the various weapons gleaming in Yosano's hands, the hair on his back was blown up, and he felt the same for Akutagawa's experience.Yu Xieye always took out these things when he was disobedient, and he would use the machete if he didn't listen to the discipline, and he could be cured after chopping.This is Yu Xie Ye's iron blood teaching cat method.

This is not a healing device, the torture device in the basement of Mafia at the port is not so terrible.

She was still the weak and cute girl back then, but now this liberated nature and Xie Ye are too cruel.

Dazai was careful not to make any sound. The soft pads of the cat's paws were the built-in silencers.He looked at the mottled blood on the ground, carefully avoiding it, and at the same time imagining the tragedy that happened here just now, the bristling hair on his back never fell.

Everything is quiet.

It's too quiet.

"Oh, what is Miwu-chan doing here?"

Yoshino smiled cruelly while carrying the machete that had just been washed.

In fact, it was a coincidence that when she was cleaning the machete, she saw a bright white color on the body of the machete, like a ghost, so she was taken aback.She was still wondering if some kind of grievance had arisen from the patient she had chopped up and came to play with her.

Looking back, it wasn't my cat that was sneaking in.The white cat is so eye-catching and wants to sneak in?Xie Ye showed a bloody and cruel smile, picked up his machete, and quietly approached the cat.

"Could it be that you want to steal medicine again?"

"Meow!" Dazai got up and wanted to escape.

Yu Xie Ye skillfully grabbed the cat by the back of the neck, picked it up, and threw the cat on the stage.

Just as Dazai was about to struggle, the extremely sharp knife chopped at the side of his neck. The distance between the blade and the neck was only one millimeter, and a few white cat hairs were cut off and floated out.

Dazai didn't dare to move for a moment.

A few more scalpels fell, and they landed right between his legs.Dazai's tail straightened instantly, feeling that the thick cat fur couldn't stop the coolness from spreading between his legs, he didn't even dare to shake now, he could only stare pitifully and act cute.

Yu Xie Ye has long since given up on being cute, and threatened coldly:

"Do you dare to do it next time? Believe it or not, I will send you to the operating table to be castrated? Miwu sauce, I went to study veterinary medicine for you. I really want to try sterilization."

Dazai Maomao's eyes were misty and watery, begging for mercy sincerely.

"Hehe, just let us save some time. If this continues, it will be really..." Yosano's knife gestured at Dazai a few times, as if he was thinking about how to use the knife, especially a certain Important parts lingered for a long time.

Dazai quickly responded with a meow, it is related to the happiness of meow's life, and this matter cannot be sloppy.

Yu Xieye threatened a few more words, looked at Dazai Maomao who was cute and begging for mercy and had no morals, and sneered.She took out her mobile phone, clicked on a social software, swiped a few times, and then put the screen in front of Dazai Maomao.

Dazai Maomao's pupils contracted into a straight line because of the sudden light of the mobile phone.He looked at the pictures and sentences on the phone and was speechless for a while.

Above is a photo of him when he went out for a walk in the morning to tease the dog. At that time, the scene he made was a bit big, attracting many passers-by to watch, and some people were forcibly dragged by his own dog.

The passers-by who were watching probably thought the scene was amusing, so they took pictures and posted them on social software, and even posted text as emoticons, which spread all over the place in no time.

#cat dog war#

#This cat has become fine#

#I am not a real person, but you are a real dog#

"Hahahahaha why does this cat need to be beaten so much?"

"The cat is so cute, why don't you deserve a beating?"

"Upstairs, when your cat teases you like this, you will know whether it deserves a beating."

"On the third floor, there may be no cats on the second floor at all."

"The truth on the fourth floor."

"Wooooow, I don't have a cat either. I want a cat, even if it kicks me every day—"

Lines of text and pictures came down, and Dazai's face was illuminated with colorful colors.

He managed to catch fire in cat pose.

In particular, there is a speech from the popular science gentleman below: "This cat looks very irritable, constantly provoking creatures that are more ferocious than it, it may be suffering from rabies, everyone should be careful not to be scratched by wild animals, after being scratched and bitten Be sure to get vaccinated in time. Domestic pets should remember to get vaccinated to prevent rabies, rabies is a..."

If it weren't for the fact that the cat's hair couldn't reflect the color of his face, Dazai's face must be black now.

Rabies you big!He is Dazai, he has been vaccinated anyway, and he is a cat who goes to the pet hospital for regular check-ups!

He squatted down with Xie Ye and looked at him: "Miwu sauce, why are you more dog than a dog?"

Dazai wants to cry but has no tears.

The author has something to say:

Kunikida: Finally the whole world knows that this cat deserves a beating.

Hiss... Zongman is so difficult, I can't write it if I'm not familiar with it.

And what I'm familiar with...

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