Dazai Cat's Amazing Journey

After the Mimic incident, it was a period of stability and peace.Dazai Maomao had nothing to do, but just slumped and enjoyed, and unknowingly gained a lot of weight.The white fur is fluffy and soft, not only not fat, but also very cute.Kunikida often laments that only when a cat is bathed can one know that the cat is real.

Dazai Maomao and the detective agency spent the New Year together, went on vacation together, went to watch the fireworks display together, and spent many days together like this.

As time goes by, the detective agency also welcomes newcomers.

Tanizaki Junichiro and his younger sister Tanizaki Naomi, both of whom are still students.The remaining one with cute freckles on his face is Kenji Miyazawa, a strange boy.

"Brother~ We also have a cat~" Naomi threw herself on Tanizaki the moment she saw Dazai Maomao, and Tanizaki replied with great difficulty while protecting Naomi from falling down:

"Naomi...don't be like this...don't the detective agency have cats..."

Naomi's fingers stretched from her brother's waist to his chest, and then drew circles on his chest.

"Brother~ I want to raise one with my brother~" The tone of the words seemed to be raising a child together.

"what……"

Cough cough, if you don't look at these two orthopedic, innocent-looking young Xianzhi, the moment he saw the cat, his eyes lit up.

"I didn't expect to have cats. In my hometown, cats can catch mice. Those mice are so big." Kenji made a gesture, and the size made Haruno Qiluozi feel a little dizzy.

He pointed to Dazai Maomao with curious eyes: "Can it catch mice?"

Look at Dazai's lazy queen who is slumped on the sofa, seems to be able to catch mice?

Are you sure it wasn't Dazai Maomao who commanded it, and Kunikida was in charge of catching?

The detective agency does not raise idlers, but it does raise idle cats.

Dazai flicked his tail leisurely, he was the reliable one when there was something to do, and he was the one who had something to do when there was nothing to do.

Kunikida also thought in the past, how big a problem can be caused by just a cat?

Soon, he felt the continuous innovation ability of Dazai Maomao.Couldn't take it anymore, Kunikida learned his lesson and threw it at Sakunosuke Oda, just to be safe.

Dazai's happy fishing life, until the arrival of a man, is over.

A newcomer to the detective agency, Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

To be honest, after he knew the white god of death Atsushi Nakajima at the port Mafia, and then saw this Akutagawa in a gray coat, he felt numb.

Ah, isn't it just whitewashing? A kind-hearted little tiger like Dun can turn black, so it's not difficult to clean up Akutagawa.Speaking of it, it wasn't completely whitewashed, at most it was black faded into gray.

He listened to the members meeting to discuss about Akutagawa's admission test, which was the same as they discussed Akutagawa's admission test back then, Tanizaki played the role of the bomb maniac.

In this world, the positions of Atsushi and Akutagawa are reversed.

But he has become a cat, nothing is impossible.

After deciding on the content of the entrance test, he already understood the result——Akutagawa's character and supernatural ability will definitely solve Tanizaki directly.

If you can't solve the bomb problem, then solve the bomb maniac.

This is Akutagawa.

Dazai Maomao yawned.

Do you want to make trouble...

It's a pity that he was taken away by Oda Saku that day, so he couldn't watch Akutagawa's entrance examination.

Just as Dazai expected, Akutagawa solved Tanizaki in twos and twos.Tanizaki was overturned to the ground by Rashomon. Before Rashomon activated again, Naomi shouted out:

"elder brother--"

This is how a farce ended.

Now Akutagawa is sitting in the coffee shop downstairs, ordering from the waiter.His face was fairly handsome, but his eyes were wide open, which was really fierce, and the waitress was a little nervous.

Tanizaki and Kunikida whisper behind his back.

Akutagawa casually turned his head, his ferocious eyes swept over Tanizaki, and Tanizaki immediately shut up.

Terrible, like a hellhound.

They began to explain yesterday's admission test to Akutagawa.

Ever since, they found that Akutagawa's ferocious eyes seemed to be innate, not dissatisfied or angry with something.After figuring this out, looking at Akutagawa again, it's actually kind of funny.

What a strange newcomer...

"Speaking of which, why hasn't that guy come yet?"

Kunikida checked his watch, it always hurt him not to go according to plan.

"Maybe Miwu-chan is diving again." Tanizaki replied.

The cats of the detective agency love to go into the water, unlike other cats who are afraid of getting wet.This guy jumped into the water every three days.Every member has experienced cat hunting.

Kunikida and Oda earned the most money.

The door of the coffee shop opened, and a tall man with copper-colored hair in a khaki coat walked in.He had a stubble beard and was a bit unkempt. His expression looked a little elusive and natural. There was a wet white cat squatting on his shoulder, and a piece of water weed leaf was stained on the cat's head.This combination is so weird no matter how you look at it.

The water dripped from the cat, but he didn't seem to care at all, and the others were used to it.After entering the door, he asked the waiter for a curry.

"Mr. Oda, you are here. Akutagawa, let me introduce, although you should already know. This is your senior, Mr. Oda. Oh, the cat on his shoulder is also your senior, even Oda Mr. Senior."

"Oda-senpai, cat-senpai, please give me your advice." Akutagawa completely changed into a well-behaved look, although his face was still stiff.

"Did you have a good meal after that?" Oda asked while looking at the curry served by the waiter.

"Ah."

"That's good."

"If Mr. Oda hadn't picked up Zixia who was about to starve to death by the river, he would have become a dead bone on the side of the road, and maybe he would be eaten by wild dogs." Because of his experience in the slums, Akutagawa especially hated wild dogs .

"Mr. Oda is really keen on picking up children." This is Kunikida.

"It's just a little effort." Odasaku said without expression, "Mr. Kunikida, can you take the cat to dry?"

Dazai Maomao then reluctantly opened his eyes, in a bad mood, one because he failed to commit suicide, and the other because he didn't want to see Akutagawa.

Even though this Akutagawa is completely different from his, Dazai Maomao still hates it.

Akutagawa met those iris cat eyes.

In an instant, Rashomon activated.

In terms of intuition, Akutagawa may not be the best, but in terms of sensitivity to Osamu Dazai, Akutagawa will definitely rank first.He was literally equipped with something called the "Osamu Dazai Search Radar," which would whine an alarm if any Dazai was nearby.

This is the same whether it is Kurokutagawa, who regards Dazai as a guide, or Shirakutagawa, whose sister was taken away by Dazai, who regards Dazai as his lifelong enemy.

Even though it was just a cat, Rashomon still activated it.

These eyes are like those of the man in black!

The ferocious cloth blade attacked, looking like it wanted to chop everything in front of it.

"Hey—newcomer! What are you doing!"

"Wait!"

Kunikida and Tanizaki screamed in fright.

However, Odasaku just held the curry spoon to block the cloth blade, and did not hurt the cat at all.

"Hmm... waiter, can you bring me some hot sauce, this curry is not spicy at all. Also, Mr. Kunikida, please take the cat down and wipe it, otherwise it will catch a cold again."

"Mr. Oda! Is this the point? This guy just attacked you and attacked a cat!" Halfway through speaking, Kunikida also felt a little strange, who would attack a cat for nothing.

wrong……

If this one from their detective agency...

It is really possible to do something immoral.

He immediately changed his tone: "Akutagawa, did this cat do something?"

Dazai Maomao widened his innocent eyes, and stopped his act of rubbing against Oda as a coquettish, he might have forgotten that he was still wet now.

Kunikida-kun, in your heart, am I this kind of cat?

But Akutagawa spoke first, with an apology in his words: "It's my fault, I just recognized the wrong person... the cat."

After reacting, he was also ashamed of attacking a cat.

How could he confuse this cat with the man in black...Has my hatred reached such a level that humans and animals are indistinguishable?

"That's it, then it's fine." Oda Saku had already started pouring hot sauce on the curry, and the amount was scary.

"Mr. Oda! Don't be so casual, okay?" Kunikida shouted.

"Meow!" This was Dazai Nekomao who was dissatisfied with Oda's calm reaction.

After some explanations by Akutagawa, the members learned about his previous tragic experience. Akutagawa also had a younger sister, who was abducted by a man in black.

Akutagawa will never forget this man in black, he will be Akutagawa's lifelong enemy.

Regarding this matter, Tanizaki and Naomi are the most empathetic people.If Naomi is abducted, then Tanizaki will go crazy, how can he survive without a sister.

After some discussion, they decided to go to Mr. Ranpo.Let Mr. Ranpo launch super reasoning to find someone, it will definitely work.

This matter has naturally become Akutagawa's test of collecting good people cards.

Although he solved the bomb maniac, he failed the entrance test—the solution was too fast, and he didn't see some kind of spiritual core at all.

Ranpo is using this good person card event to test Akutagawa.

Ever since, Akutagawa started his difficult collection card career.

Tanizaki Junichiro's good man chapter was given first, without hesitation at all. "Because I also have a sister." So I understand the pain and despair of losing someone important to me.

The test of Kenji is not difficult, that is, farming and farm work.Dazai Maomao was a little worried at first, thinking that Akutagawa's temperament might cause some trouble, and it was impossible to farm with peace of mind.So he took some time to investigate.

When he saw the gray Rashomon's rapid rice planting method... well, worry is unnecessary.Children born in the slums of Akutagawa are very concerned about food, and their talents in farming are not bad, comparable to rice transplanters.

Kunikida's test is to ask Akutagawa to follow the plan.Kunikida felt that this detective agency was really too loose.

Look at Mr. Oda who is in a daze, Mr. Ranpo who eats snacks, Dr. Yosano who doesn’t know what to do every day, Kenji who sleeps, the Tanizaki brothers and sisters who play and fight, and a more sloppy cat.

Mr. Kunikida, who has a strong desire for time management, is often collapsed by other people's sloppy schedule.

"The detective agency goes to work at [-] o'clock every day, and cat food must be added to the cat before [-]:[-]. Have you seen that cabinet? It is full of cat food and canned food, and there is a note on the back of the cabinet door specifically about what to eat for each meal."

"While your cat predecessors deserve respect, if he pesters you for canned food, then please don't hesitate to give him a spanking."

"These are documents, I have to deal with them before I get off work today..."

Kunikida's schedule is always extremely detailed.

Akutagawa resisted weakly: "I don't want to face the documents..."

"These and these are military and police, and these are recent cases, um, what did you say?"

"I think 'fallowing' the field of paperwork doubles the harvest of the catch field."

After experiencing Kenji's pastoral life, Akutagawa's choice of words and sentences became even more strange.

When chasing criminals, Akutagawa is reckless, and when doing paperwork, Akutagawa directly becomes a shredder.Akutagawa has his own set of theories, and Kunikida finally had no choice but to give Akutagawa the good man chapter.It seems that teaching a newcomer who is punctual like him only exists in the ideal.

The conditions with Xie Ye were very simple and rude, that is, a total of forty autopsies.

Relying on his extremely tenacious perseverance and the endurance of a heartless dog, Akutagawa underwent four autopsies.Then, now she was scared and hid under the table.

Weak, pitiful, helpless, shivering.

Dazai Maomao passed by, looked at the shivering Akutagawa under the table, and sneered.Thinking of Xie Ye's treatment method again, the whole cat shuddered.

Hmm... This is really something that humans cannot bear.What if there are too many autopsies and the door to a new world is opened?

As for Oda, he was in charge of teaching Akutagawa some melee skills.After teaching, he also offered his own test.

Go to the restaurant to help.

There were fifteen kids and a cat waiting for Akutagawa.

Fifteen, a full fifteen... Odasaku's child-picking skills are getting more and more mature.Dazai Maomao watched the number of Oda writer's children increase step by step, and he was already numb by the number.He knew that Odasaku liked to pick up children, but he really didn't know that if he let Odasaku pick up children, he could actually pick out a kindergarten class.

So since Akutagawa is the eldest of the children he picked up, is there any problem with taking care of his younger siblings?

of course not.

Dazai Maomao was not included in this stamp collection event.

In the beginning, there was no test from the president's side, and he wanted to give Akutagawa a stamp directly.But Ranpo proposed to ask Akutagawa to please Dazai Maomao as an apology.

After all, Akutagawa almost hurt Maomao.It's not right if you don't really get hurt, but you act aggressively.

Ranpo can also see that his cat doesn't like the newcomer Akutagawa.For the peaceful life of the detective agency, let the newcomers lick the cats.You can't... Let the cat please Akutagawa... His cat only scratches and bites.

And Dazai Maomao among the children, after seeing Akutagawa's Rashomon ladder, finally couldn't hold back anymore, and let out a series of weird meows.He held back the previous Rashomon rice transplanter and Rashomon paper shredder, and finally lost to Rashomon to coax the children.

Luo Shengmeng.

It can be offensive, defensive or cute.

Almighty life is different ability!

If people from Dazai Maomao's world knew what Akutagawa was doing, they would probably have their eyeballs fall directly to the ground and smash into pieces.The vicious Akutagawa can coax children, and he works so hard.

The job of coaxing children exhausted Akutagawa to death.Children under the age of ten are already lively, and one is enough for the parents to worry about, let alone fifteen.If there are fifteen, it is already a destructive army.Probably only Oda Saku who has such a strong nerve can handle it with ease.

Akutagawa was being ridden by a child, which was playing a horse riding game, and Rashomon turned into a hammock and a slide, allowing several children to play to their heart's content.One child was even hung upside down, dangling from the ceiling and giggling constantly.

In the end, Akutagawa was completely lying on the ground, and Rashomon couldn't get up again.

It's like a puddle of torn cloth.

Dazai Maomao walked leisurely among the children, and stepped on Akutagawa's head with its meowing paw.

Akutagawa's two strands of faded gray hair were spread out on the floor, and he no longer had the strength to drive away the cat on his head, not to mention that he still had a task to curry favor with the cat butcher senior.

Dazai Maomao abruptly stood up, with the aura of a sea of ​​stars in front of him and a cliff below.

Playing with the children and taking care of them, Akutagawa can barely do it, but pleasing a cat, such an unclear thing, is too difficult.

Is it possible...

A strip of cloth floated out of Akutagawa's gray coat, and it turned into a cat teaser, dangling in front of Dazai Maomao.

What does it mean to slap a cat's fart on a cat's leg? This is it.

Dazai Maomao actually hates that people treat him like a cat. After all, he is a human soul, not a cat, even though he sometimes has to sell his integrity for information.

He stretched out his paws to grab the cloth, and in Akutagawa's bright eyes, he grabbed his hair fiercely.

The scene became out of hand.

Amid the cheers of the children, Odasaku pulled Dazai Nekomo out of Akutagawa's hair and put it aside.

He took Akutagawa out to avoid the noise here.Let Dazai Maomao look like a king among a group of children, showing off his deeds with cat ears.

He didn't follow out.

Oda Sakukai is Akutagawa's teacher, which is very good, much better than him.A person who heals like that may really be able to break back the stubborn Akutagawa and let Akutagawa go on the right path.No, Odasaku can definitely do it...

He will not disturb Odasaku's teaching to Akutagawa, everyone has their own life, in this world, the wonderful fate of Odasaku and Akutagawa has already been forged.Oda Saku has the ability and the conditions to become Akutagawa's life mentor.

but……

Does this have something to do with his displeasure at Dazai Maomao?

Odasaku is a healing man.

Many people said that, but Oda himself didn't feel that he was just living a normal life in his own way.

But there are really many people who have been saved because of him.The fifteen children and one white cat here are all the result of Odasaku.If there is a heaven, then Odasaku should go to heaven, even though he has committed many crimes as a killer.

After talking with Oda Saku once, Akutagawa's attitude towards life does seem to have changed, but it seems that nothing has changed.

Nothing to say...

Probably seeking a little bit of hope and comfort.

The author has something to say:

Akutagawa: I have a radar dedicated to searching for Mr. Dazai!

Dazai Maomao: Hmph, no matter what, it would be wrong to take Odasaku away!

He already has fifteen children, Akutagawa, how dare you rob me!

rua!

Thank you little angel Ye Qiuyu for a bottle of nutrient solution.

I found that there seems to be a slight problem with this automatic thank you... It actually missed a little angel.