[Exorcist Boy] The whole world thinks I'm a cannon fodder

"Wow - Master Rhodes! How can you kiss someone like an exorcist, Lei Luo!"

"Are you all right, Allen? Hey, Allen? Cheer up, Allen!"

Compared with the little girl on the other side who was listening to the strange scream of the pumpkin umbrella that seemed to be defiled, Allen, who was shaken by the rabbi, had already petrified, "Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do?" On the spot.

But having said that, is this the famous "Rods"?

...It turns out that you are so young.

"—What, Rhodes, do you like boys that much?"

A casual male voice sounded out of nowhere.

Only then did we notice that this place is not so much a room, but more like a hall dedicated to holding banquets.Not far from the door, there was a long table, which was covered with meals and various exquisite tableware.The candle flame flickered on the exquisite iron candlestick, the light was soft and thin, almost completely submerged in the skylight leaking in from all directions.

On the other side of the long table, sat Tiqi Meek holding a knife and fork.

He swept away his previous sloppy appearance, not to mention wearing a well-tailored suit and tie, and combed all his bangs back, revealing the stigmata engraved on his forehead.

Flying beside him was a poker card that held a villain, and he kept calling Allen's name like a soul.

"Tiqi, you don't have the right to say that about me." The little girl named Rhodes ran over joyfully, lay down on the table with her hands on her chin, and made a face at him.

Then he turned his head and glanced at the few of us other than Allen. When he saw me, he was slightly taken aback.

"Ah," she raised the corners of her lips, walked up to me step by step, and called out in a long voice, "Ceci——Lea?"

"what?"

The rabbi's face changed suddenly, and he subconsciously stuffed me behind him like he did several times before.

Allen also suddenly recovered from the petrification, and looked at her vigilantly: "Rod, why do you know Ceci's name?"

"It's really Sai Xi."

Rhode imitated Allen's name, his eyelashes drooped slightly, and he smiled mysteriously.

"Want to know? Allen, do you want to guess?"

Do you still need to guess, it must be implicated by the master.

"Okay, Rhodes, don't tease the boy anymore - I'm hungry after waiting for so long, why don't we sit down and have a meal together first?"

Tiqi skillfully cut a small piece of steak, forked it, and put it in his mouth.

"Before I do it, there are some things... I want to talk to you."

"I refuse," Allen said. "It's not too late to enjoy such a luxury as eating when there is enough time."

"It's actually a luxury... But that 'time', don't you want to know how much is left?"

Allen was taken aback.

"Outside," Rhodes didn't know when he sat on the pumpkin umbrella, which was floating in the air at the moment, "it's a stunning view now."

——It’s really a stunning view.

We ran to find that the towns and streets that were just crumbled and collapsed had long since disappeared, and everything, without exception, had sunk into the bottomless darkness except the tower we are now. .

In other words, the location of Kanda and Crowley has long been...

Are they... still alive?

I subconsciously looked at the reactions of the people around me, and it turned out that Allen and Rabbi had very ugly faces; George's pupils shrank sharply, and fear was written on his face; Li Nali, who had always regarded her companions as family members, was pale and nearly collapsed.

to finish.

Originally, I thought, the enemy has two, and we have five. Judging from the number of people, it is obvious that we have the upper hand, and it is not impossible to win.

But now that I think about it carefully, Li Nali's leg is broken, George is an ordinary person, and my holy synchronization rate is completely used in this situation, so rounding it up, only Allen and Rabbi can compete with them Hit?

Don't say that this is 2 vs 2 is fair, our side has already been covered in bruises, okay?

So... will you die here?

But here, apart from Allen, there seems to be no other "black hands"...

Just as I was estimating how much work I had left, there was a sudden loud noise behind me.

We followed the sound, and saw that Rhodes had already kicked the door we had passed through, and then clicked, and the lock was dropped.

"Sit down." The immature-looking little girl turned around lightly, with a pure and dangerous smile.

"Sit down, Exorcist."

Tiqi also shook the goblet full of bright red wine in his hand.

"Or... are you afraid?"

Allen's eyes were heavy, and he stared at him coldly and sharply. After a while, he calmly walked to the other end of the long table.

In addition to the main seat, there are two high-end leather chairs on both sides of the long table.In this way we sat down clearly, with Allen at the head, Li Nali and George on one side, and Rabbi and I on the other.

"Don't have such a scary expression, boy," Tiqi sipped the red wine in the goblet, and spread his hands to signal, "There is no trap this time, because I said I won't cheat."

"It's true, Allen! Tiqi didn't lie."

Rhode chuckled, and ran towards Allen bouncingly. When he passed by me, he didn't know what to think, and even touched my hair.

The movement was very light, and if the rabbi sitting next to me hadn't turned sour, I wouldn't have felt it myself.

But when the rabbi subconsciously stood up, Rhodes had withdrawn his hand and threw himself on Allen as if complaining.

"Look, Allen! The bookman's expression is so scary!"

"Luo, Master Rhodes! Don't be so close to him, Lei Luo!"

The rabbi didn't care about them at all, maybe because he was afraid that Rhodes would do something to my hair, he walked over nervously and looked at my hair.

I:"……"

No, I haven't washed my hair for several days, don't touch it with your hands—why did you pick it up carefully!

I hurriedly and calmly pulled the hair out of the rabbi's hand, then slapped him vigorously in front of his face, and then reluctantly persuaded him to retreat.

"Really, I didn't do anything," Rhodes pouted childishly, "and the exit door is ready, it's on the top floor of this tower."

It took a few seconds for Allen to open his mouth slowly: "...I hope it can really lead to the outside."

I heard the words and looked at him, but I accidentally bumped into Rhodes who was hugging his neck and couldn't get rid of him no matter how hard he tried. Rhodes immediately hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled at me inexplicably.

For some reason, I immediately thought of Shuweng.

Although these two people are not in harmony with each other, for some reason, I always feel that when they look at me, there is something essentially the same.

……what is it then?

No, now is not the time to think about that.

I turned my head and glanced at the delicious food on the table, and finally fell on the knife next to the plate.

The dagger I used to cut myself was thrown away in the study. If there is a fight later, I have to find a chance to take it away.

After making up my mind, I calmed down a bit, and just as I was about to lean back in the chair, I found that the face of Li Nali sitting opposite me was a little paler than before, and she was even worried about the safety of Kanda and Crowley. , His lips were almost bleeding.

I went to see other people. Although their current attention is still on Tiqi and Rhodes, it may only be a matter of time before they find Li Nali's strangeness.

Seeing that the rabbi's gaze was about to turn in her direction, I made a sudden movement that I didn't even think of myself—I immediately lowered my head, and trembled while leaning on my knees.

...It's over, the timing of this lemon is too inappropriate, I feel that I will definitely be scolded by Allen when I go back.

However, before I turned my head back, when George asked, "Master Li Nali, are you okay", a hand wearing a black half-finger glove suddenly covered the back of my hand, warm, dry, and tingling. Some rough touch came against the skin, and I didn't know what happened to my whole body, but I suddenly felt at ease for no reason.

"It's okay, Sisi." The shallow warm breath hit my ear, "Don't be afraid."

I'm not afraid, I'm just...

I couldn't tell what I was feeling in my heart, so I raised my eyes slightly and met his gaze.

"Well, look, as the youngest of us, Allen is still working hard," the rabbi patted the back of my hand, "so we brothers and sisters can't give up, can't we? is for……"

"Yes, that's right, we must not give up." I accepted it as soon as it was good, and immediately agreed.

The rabbi didn't shake for a second when he saw me, and he still didn't react, and subtly stuck his shell.After a pause, while observing my expression, he asked uncertainly, "Cersi, are you alright? Really... aren't you trying to be brave?"

"It's not trying to be brave, it's because you're right. At such a critical moment, it's useless to just tremble," I turned to the still steaming food on the table solemnly, "so the most urgent thing is to get rid of these things as soon as possible." Lose."

Rabbi: "...huh?"

Allen obviously heard what I said, and gave me a helpless look: "Don't make trouble, Sisi."

What answered him was a series of grunts from my stomach.

Perhaps the groaning is contagious. As soon as I finished yelling, the stomachs of Rabbi and Li Nali also started to yell.

"Look, it's not an exception." Now I was justified, "I haven't eaten for more than a day, and we have walked such a long way, we can't fight them on an empty stomach."

"Mrs. Ceci is right, isn't it great to chat while eating?" Tiqi interjected at the right time.

Allen didn't have a good face towards him, and was about to choke back when he was taken aback suddenly: "Cersi... madam?"

"Leave him alone." The rabbi sounded upset.

"Yes, ignore him." I immediately stated my position, insisted that what the rabbi said was what he said, and then said, "And he obviously doesn't want to break up with you, and he intends to drag it on like this forever. Do it. Then we have this time to spend time with them without doing anything. For the sake of the overall situation, we must seize the time to replenish our strength. Only after a while will we have a chance of winning——Alan, can you say what I said without conscience? Isn't it right?"

Allen: "Why do I have no conscience—well, I can't."

So things settled down in such a weird way.

It may be because I directly hooked whether I have enough food and drink and whether I can win the battle. Not to mention the two main players, Allen and Rabbi, even George and Li Nali, who have been in a bad mood since just now, are also They all eat very seriously.

I even put steaks into my mouth one after another. The amazing thing is that the rabbi is like a roundworm in my stomach. With his height and long arms, he will immediately get up and treat me wherever I look. The dishes over there were brought over and placed in front of me.

And Tiki's side...

Although it was obvious that he himself had been urging us to sit down and eat together, when we really started sweeping the food on the table like a storm, Tiqi's expression was quite subtle.

Especially when I mentioned that the food was not enough and asked for extra meals, his face was already beyond words.

But he adjusted himself after all, and even after the devil maid brought over a dozen more steaks, he calmly asked, "Don't just eat, why don't you have some wine?"

"No need," Ya Lian didn't even lift his eyelids, and refused quite mercilessly, "Li Nali and I are both underage, so we can't drink."

"It's just some red wine, so I won't get drunk... Well, what about the boy with the eyes, Mrs. Ceci, and that ordinary gentleman over there? I really don't want some..."

"What the hell are you trying to say, Tiki Mick?" Allen interrupted him directly, and looked up, "Or, should I call you—"Mr. Unlucky Wanderer"?"

"Don't be so thorny," Tiqi's voice sounded helpless and cheerful, "Let Noah lose to an exorcist with only a pair of shorts left, boy, you are No. 1, don't you think this is a wonderful fate ?"

"I don't think so." Allen answered him with a familiar indifference, "there are too many people who lose at cards with me and are left with only a pair of shorts. It's nothing special."

Tiki: "..."

Tiqi: "The mouth is really poisonous. Should I say that he is indeed a disciple of Kolos Marian? Each has its own characteristics. Forget Mrs. Ceci, young man, are you really only 15 years old?"

... So you chat, can you not deliberately bring me.

But before I looked up, the rabbi drew my attention back: "Are you full?"

I brewed for a while and raised four fingers.

Barely [-]% full.

The rabbi nodded, and after stacking the empty plates in front of me and pushing them aside, he brought me several large plates of meat from a distance.

I quickly stuffed it into my mouth, and at the same time I didn't forget to puff my cheeks to remind him: "You eat too."

No kidding, physical strength is really too important for a short battle.

On the other side, Allen didn't want to talk nonsense with the other party anymore, and directly raised his left hand: "I have said so much, but this is what you want to ask, right?"

Tiqi's hand that was cutting the steak paused, and after a while, the smile on the corner of his lips deepened a lot.

"Actually, I'm quite surprised," he narrowed his eyes slightly. "After all, no matter what, your holiness was destroyed by my own hands."

"It didn't destroy it, right?" Allen showed his sharp claws in all directions unceremoniously, "Because it's still here."

"—Then, the reason why you are still alive after being eaten by Diz is because of your left hand?"

I was burying my head in eating meat and stopped.

It was Li Nali and the rabbi who responded even more.

"Allen?"

"The heart was eaten? I never heard you say that, Allen! Did you suffer such a serious injury?"

"Isn't this...Isn't it because I'm afraid you're worried," Allen's eyes shifted guiltily, and he explained with a dry smile, "Also, it wasn't eaten, it was just a hole..."

"You paid it off?"

"It really doesn't matter, the holy part has turned into particles and helped me fill up that hole, so it's really all right now."

"What?" the rabbi blurted out, "Aren and you..."

I looked at him, and found that he stopped talking in time, put his fist to his lips, and sat back thoughtfully.

I know what he's thinking.

If Allen had also experienced "that", Li Nali's holiness would no longer be a "special case".

If we continue to use the previous method of judgment, which of the two of them will the "heart" be?

Impossible...both of them?

The atmosphere was a little stagnant for a while, and in the huge room, the only sound left was the jingling sound when the knife and fork in my hand accidentally hit the plate.

Tiqi lit a cigarette: "Rhode, it's almost time for you to leave the boy's side."

"Hey - don't!" Rhodes immediately hugged Allen's neck tightly like a fool, "I love him so much!"

"Hey, give up, the love between the exorcist and Noah will not have a good result."

After Tiqi said this sentence jokingly, he stood up slowly.

"I, for Millennium Gong's doomsday script, I've always just had a playful attitude."

He brushed off the ashes lightly.

"But thanks to you, young man, I've somewhat awakened me. Sure enough, he's a villain or something—I'd better be a little more thorough."

"Tiki Meek, I have to warn you about one thing," Allen raised his sharp claws and nailed the black and purple butterfly that attacked Li Nali and George to death mercilessly. If my companion makes a move, I might really kill you."

This is the signal to start.

I picked up a tissue and wiped my mouth, touched the table knife that was reserved for use, and turned it around in my hand.

Allen and I looked at each other, and in the next second, pre-emptively struck, stepping on the table and passing by.

"Allen!" The rabbi immediately stood up.

"Don't move," Rhodes, who was stepping on a pumpkin umbrella, immediately stood on top of me and the rabbi, "Tiqi likes Allen very much, you are not allowed to hinder him."

So... what does she mean by taking care of both of us?

"Ah, I forgot there are two more here."

With a light twist of Rhode's index finger, Li Nali and George were immediately locked into a transparent dice, and slowly rose into the air.

The rabbi looked over: "Li Nali! George!"

"Don't worry, it's just closed—but only for now."

Rhode seemed to be very happy, stepping on the pumpkin umbrella and turning around.

"So, come and play with me."

"The eldest son of the Noah clan——Rhodes, right?" The rabbi stood in front of me and stared at her coldly, "On the condition that I let them go if I win, I will play with you. "

"No problem——" Rhodes tapped his cheek with his fingertips, showing that kind of sweet but dangerous smile unique to children, "But it's not you, it's you and S. Xi, both of them want to play with me .”

The rabbi's face became even uglier: "Don't touch Ceci, it's enough for me to play with you alone."

"No, I really want to play with Sisi! But don't look so scary, don't be afraid, scholar, as long as you can come out of your respective worlds, you will win—how? It's super simple Bar?"

"Each world?" I asked a question in a timely manner, "Just play and play, why is there a place for this? Isn't it good for everyone to be together?"

"No way," Rhodes said meaningfully, shaking his fingers, "With the spirit of this child, he can't bear the gift I prepared for Sisi, and he might die."

I'm not happy when you say that.

What kind of enmity, what kind of resentment, why is this an enhanced version of difficulty prepared for me?

Rhodes seemed to have thought of something very happy, sat down on the pumpkin umbrella, and flew towards us in a leisurely manner.

The distorted space spread around her, engulfing Rabbi and me in the blink of an eye.

"Hey, Ceci."

At the end of consciousness is the child's light and cruel laughter.

"[——] land... come to play?"

The author has something to say:

Rabbi: "Let me check it carefully, it will be bad if something happens!"

Sisi: "Don't touch it! Don't touch it! I haven't washed my hair for several days, who knows if it's oily or not!"

Allen: "...there are so many slots that I can't even vomit."