[Exorcist Boy] The whole world thinks I'm a cannon fodder

The person who came did not know when it appeared. In short, before all of us were sweating profusely, we suddenly stood behind Allen, and while talking, we leaned over him Shaking the key in his hand before his eyes, the unsuspecting Ya Lian was shocked.

"Ah—it's you!"

After seeing the person's face clearly, Allen and Crowley immediately pointed at him in unison: "Glasses at the bottom of the wine bottle!"

—Wrong, it’s Tiki Meek.

"Come back, Allen, Xiao Ke." The rabbi pulled them back one by one, his eyes darkened, "That guy is the enemy."

"Enemy?" Allen turned around blankly.

Crowley also uttered in doubt: "But, but, he's not the one on the train before..."

"Two idiots," Kanda pulled out his knife abruptly, "Are the eyes just for display? This man exudes a murderous aura all over his body."

"The eyes—it's really scary."

Although he said so, there was a casual smile on the corner of Tiqi's lips.

He tilted his head slightly, letting the thick bottle-bottomed glasses pass straight through his face, and fell to the ground with a "snap".At the same time, the stubble on the chin gradually faded away, and the skin also turned gray. When we straightened up again, the person standing in front of us had become the person who had dealt with several people on our side. Curly Noah.

"It's you..." Allen recognized who he was at a glance.

"That's why, young man." However, before he could finish his sentence, Tiqi slammed him on the head, "Why are you still alive? Wouldn't it be good to die obediently? Thanks to you, I am I was taught a terrible lesson by the Millennium Lord and the little ones."

"Oh—don't be so vigilant."

As he spoke, he suddenly dodged the black hammer and long knife that were attacking him sensitively, jumped back a relatively safe distance, and shook the golden key in his hand.

"Aren't you looking for an exit?"

Tiki said he was here to give us the keys.

He also said that as long as we bet our lives and successfully reach the highest point of the town—that is, the top floor of the central tower, Rhodes of their clan will open the door to the outside for us.

All fools know that it is impossible for him to be so kind, there must be tricks in it.

But the key point is that we are now in a desperate situation. Even if we know that there is a trap ahead, we have no choice but to accept the key like a dead horse.

Then the next question is who will open the door.

After much deliberation, we agreed to use finger-guessing to decide the unlucky guy.

Half a minute later, Ya Unlucky Lian leaned against the wall and vomited with suspicion on his face: "Why...why is it always me who gets hurt..."

"Well, I didn't expect you, Allen, to be so good at poker, but you are too weak in boxing games."

"There's no way to cheat by guessing punches!"

Is this a question of whether you can cheat?It's because you have only produced cloth since you were a child!Even if the claws of the left hand cannot be closed, can't we switch hands?How come the same way to the black ground and this gesture bar?

I paused, and patted Allen on the shoulder with a heavy face: "My condolences."

"...You use the wrong word, Sisi!"

Kanda glanced over and said, "Okay, hurry up."

In this way, under the urging of everyone, Allen had no choice but to pick a door at random, and inserted the key in all at once.

bang——

After the large swathes of smoke dissipated, a cartoon door painted with the sun, stars and big yellow butterflies—in short, full of childishness—appeared in front of us.

Everyone: "..."

But what lies behind the door is less childlike.

No wonder Tiqi gave the key so happily at that time, as if he was not worried at all that we would reach the top floor of the tower unimpeded all the way-it turned out that it was an idea to leave a door for one person.

The first door, a world of ice and snow, black and strong sweets control.

Kanda stayed.

The second door, the study room in the long corridor, the younger twins.

Crowley stayed.

Speaking of the Noah twins who are mentally retarded and can't leave their guns, they are still the scourge left by Master.

To be honest, I seriously doubt that Master did it on purpose. After being chased and killed all the way, he can still make troubles and ask the killer to help pay off the debt. With the IQ of these two, if Master really wants to solve it, he will definitely raise his hand and kill him. , As for staying until now?Didn’t the reason why we stayed until now, really calculated that Allen and I would be taken captive to the Ark, and intentionally increase the difficulty of our customs clearance mode forcibly?

Just like now, these two goods are bottle bombs, poker draws, and roulette gambling. After they were cracked one by one, they even got some deceptive glasses in shame.

To be reasonable, even if you are children...children are farts!Do you look older than us Yalian!

As for the densely packed mountain of keys, it is conservatively estimated that there are tens of thousands of keys, not to mention pulling out real keys from them.

Who can resist this...

"Well, don't be afraid." I don't know if I'm too obvious, but the voice from behind is comforting, "I'll figure it out."

At first I thought the rabbi was talking to me, but when I looked over, I found that he had gone to Allen.

"In short, Sisi...and Xiao Ke will be handed over to you," the rabbi said, "I will take care of the key finding."

Allen hesitated for a moment: "But, with so many keys, what should I do..."

"Don't forget my old profession." The rabbi raised his hand, pointing to his eyes, "Scratches, stains, and peeling plating - as long as you have seen a real key once, these are all engraved on the key. It's in my head."

"Okay! Then... please find it within 30 seconds!"

"Are you the devil!"

"Then... 1 minute?"

"...you'd better just kill me."

In short, the matter was settled in this way, the rabbi jumped onto the high platform, and used the wind in the wooden trial room to roll up piles of mountains of keys, forming a closed spherical space in mid-air.

And we are in the audience, fighting with the twins who have hidden their bodies.

In fact, it is not difficult to find the traces of the twins. As long as I spread the blood needles evenly throughout the room, I will always be able to pierce them. But I just proposed this idea, and it was rejected by Crowley.

"Are you underestimating me?"

The combat-style vampire lost his usual gentle and shy good-natured appearance, and glared at him with a ferocious look.

"Stay honest with me, I know where those two brats are."

Actually, I wanted to ask a long time ago... Is this a double personality?This is definitely a double personality, right?

After that, the development became quite uncontrollable.

First, the rabbi found the key, then the twins merged into one, then the room began to collapse, and finally Crowley desperately entangled the twins who had been reborn, their strength and speed had reached their peak, and ordered us to quickly enter the door that had been opened. the door.

Allen gritted his teeth, and suddenly wrapped Li Nali and the trainee crew member who were closest to him with a Taoist belt—he seemed to say that his name was George just now—and jumped through the door.

The rabbi also took a deep breath, grabbed my wrist, and pulled me to follow.

Leaving that study room, and walking forward, there is a bottomless black space, no wind, no living things, and no sound, only endless white stairs spiraling and extending upwards .

Allen led Li Nali, who had just recovered from the traumatic memory triggered by Crowley, to the front, followed by George and Rabbi. Because of thinking about things, I unknowingly fell to the end again.

But it didn't take long before a shadow fell over my eyes.

Seeing that I had regained my senses, the rabbi walked to my side and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

I hesitated and shook my head.

"Are you tired?" The rabbi observed my expression.

"fine……?"

"Is that thirsty?" The rabbi immediately touched his waist reflexively, and then paused, probably remembering that he had lost his water bag in the previous battle, and immediately put down his hand a little annoyed.

I whispered: "...it's okay, and I'm not very thirsty."

On the other side, I don't know what Li Nali said, but Allen who was walking in front suddenly stopped.

"Li Nali," he turned his head disapprovingly, "Sure enough, you are trying to be brave, right?"

"Huh? No," Li Nali quickly waved her hands, "I'm just thinking about something."

"Thinking about something?"

"I'm thinking, after returning to the church, I must start exercising immediately..."

"Hey——Li Nali, are you thinking about such serious things? It's terrible!" The rabbi exaggeratedly elongated his voice as if deliberately enlivening the atmosphere, "I will definitely sleep when I go back! Sleep immediately! Sleep him For a few days and nights!"

"Of course you can sleep, but the most important thing is to exercise... What about Allen? What do you want to do when you return to the church?"

"Me?" Allen said in a deep voice for a second, "Of course I eat the food made by Mr. Jerry, I want to eat all, all, all of it."

Rabbi: "...No, it is indeed Allen."

Li Nali turned to me again: "What about Sisi?"

"Sisi must be the same as me," Allen replied casually, still immersed in the fantasy of food, "The parasitic type knows the parasitic type best."

I nodded: "You still understand me."

"...well," but I didn't expect that the moment the rabbi heard this sentence, his expression suddenly became a little strange, and after two seconds of staring at me, he retorted abruptly, "I think that Sisi must I'll go find some water first."

As he said that, he still looked at me like a child seeking approval in comparison: "Right?"

"...When you say it like this, it seems to be true." I don't know what he wants to hear specifically, so I can only follow the trend while observing his expression.

After finishing speaking, I saw that he was still looking at me, as if hesitating to speak, and as if secretly looking forward to something, I pondered for a while, and then tentatively praised: "As expected of a family of scholars, you are as good as Bilian! know me-"

This time the rabbi was satisfied, although he didn't say anything clearly, the corners of his mouth turned up as if he couldn't hold it back.

... No, I have to write it down. I never thought that their family would be so serious in observing details.

"Of course, if it's You," the rabbi said again, "he will definitely go to practice immediately... Well, although it is also possible to go to meditation."

"For Crowley, maybe he will take care of those weird flowers first, Rabbi, do you remember? It's the ones in the old castle, hiss——I still get goose bumps when I think about it now."

"Let's think about it, and Miranda..."

"--puff."

The rabbi's voice paused, and the eyes of the few of us all focused on George in unison.

"No, I'm sorry! Lord Exorcist...ah!"

While waving his hands, he retreated in a panic, but one of them failed to retreat and stepped on the ground. Fortunately, Allen wrapped his arm with a Taoist belt in time to prevent him from rolling down the stairs like this.

"I'm sorry, Master Allen!" He looked grateful and ashamed, "I've always troubled you to save me along the way..."

"It's okay, don't worry about these." Allen smiled.

As if shaken by that smile, George quickly lowered his head, paused, and began to tremble uncontrollably with his hands clutching his chest: "Well, Mr. Exorcist, do you... also feel fear? "

He said that he used to think that we, the apostles of God, were the kind of perfect, powerful, but emotionless existences. It was not until just now that we realized that we, like ordinary people, have emotions, sorrows, joys, and jokes.

So he wanted to ask, are we now... are we the same as him, in fact, our hearts are full of fear.

Allen Wei hesitated, and raised his hand to cover the back of his hand.

"We are all just ordinary people, and there are times when we are afraid, but because of this, when we are uneasy, we think about happy things and think about the future where we can go back together. Even if you are tired, you can cheer up."

"It's okay, George. In fact, fear is normal. You don't need to deliberately reject it. After all, not everyone is like Sisi. Whether it's darkness, bugs, master, or enemies, nothing can scare her."

You actually compare Master with bugs and enemies...

wrong!etc!If you comfort him, comfort him, and I'll do it if you expose him!Well!ah!

You make me pretend to be weak and scared in front of the rabbi in the future—look!The rabbi is looking at me in surprise!

"No, don't listen to his nonsense." I quickly grabbed the rabbi and tried to remedy it, "I'm afraid, why am I not afraid, I am very afraid."

Rabbi: "..."

"And to be honest, I'm really scared right now." With an idea, I raised my hand and put it on his arm. "How is it? Can you feel the trembling from my soul?"

The rabbi's lips moved: "Sisi, you..."

That's right, I'm no longer the inexperienced me - through countless observations and studies, I won't be so easily seen by others!

"Okay, okay, don't be afraid."

You see, didn't this succeed in fooling the past?

At an angle that no one could see, I quickly gave Allen a look of "I want you to look good when I go back".

Allen froze, and immediately replied "I'm sorry, I was wrong".

But when Rabbi and Li Nali looked over, we returned to a state of harmony and friendship.

This is the end of the atmosphere adjustment.

The rabbi looked at Allen who was holding Li Nali's hand again, hesitated for a moment, and held my wrist tentatively, probably thinking that I was really afraid, and wanted to use this to give me some strength.

Then I noticed that whenever I started shaking, the rabbi would tighten his grip and look over at me nervously.

It's like... he cares about me.

Once a person has tasted the sweetness, he is easy to get carried away. After playing several times in a row, I found that the rabbi was really worried, and I stopped.

In this way, after walking for an unknown amount of time, we finally came to the last door.

A strong light came from behind the door, and Allen let go of Li Nali's hand, took a deep breath, and stepped in first.

"Ya-lian-"

Then a small figure suddenly jumped on him.

This was not over yet, before everyone could react, the little girl who looked to be eleven or twelve years old suddenly hooked Allen's head without any warning, and kissed it directly.

Yes, that's right, I kissed... Wait, kissed and kissed?

Who is this!Is it so fierce!

The author has something to say:

Sisi: "I didn't expect them to be a family of scholars, and they are so serious in terms of detailed observation."

Allen: "Probably out of professional pride? That's why I can't tolerate that kind of low-level mistakes..."

Rabbi: "..."

So Allen is also a rookie.

A rookie in love, who is helping another inexperienced rookie to chase her heart, the rookie who seems to know everything but actually doesn't understand anything↑