Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

During the 22 years of Fu Nanfeng's career as a straight man in the first half of his life, he always thought that the one he liked was a girl, maybe a kind and gentle girl next door, maybe a cute and cute natural dumb girl, maybe She is a glamorous and noble royal sister-type girl. If someone had told him that one day he would become a gay, he would not have believed it.

But it never occurred to him that after being a straight man for 22 years, Fu Nanfeng's straight sexual orientation, just like his life, was affected by some force majeure and bent in a strange direction.

This is probably the force of nature.

After all, the power of nature is incredible♂

Hey, why should I add a philosophical symbol here♂

In short, during Fu Nanfeng's first blind date after he became a gay man, Fu Nanfeng discovered that he actually had a bad feeling about the face of his blind date partner.

This is very bad!

Accompanied by the mysterious BGM background sound of "This is love~", Fu Nanfeng's inner weak feelings began to struggle.

No!You can't be moved!This is a betrayal of the goddess!

Do you still remember the goddess by the Daming Lake?

Don't be tempted!Don't be tempted!This is a betrayal of the goddess!

Do you remember your original faith? !

What about the promised goddess for a lifetime? !

Probably because Fu Nanfeng's eyes were too tangled, the blind date paused for a moment, and then smiled at him...

——Here we want to popularize a common sense of science, that is, the smile of an ordinary-looking person is a smile, and the smile of a good-looking person is... a beautiful smile.

Fu Nanfeng was stabbed in the heart instantly.

Xiao Mengsheng smiled and nodded towards Fu Nanfeng, his hair brushed his forehead in a slightly messy way, and there were fine pieces of sunlight falling on his face. This kind of fixed-frame shot, which seemed to be unique to girls' cartoons, made Fu Nanfeng bear I couldn't help but took a second look.

The more I look at it, the more beautiful it is.

"Ah, Meng Sheng is greeting you." Yue Mu smiled and looked at Xiao Mengsheng, then at Fu Nanfeng, "He rarely smiles at strangers, you are the first one."

Fu Nanfeng was flattered in an instant, such a title as a first-time winner...don't feel too good!

Xiao Mengsheng smiled again, the slightly raised corners of his lips even caused Fu Nanfeng to lose too much blood, but fortunately, Fu Nanfeng had a thick skin and a lot of blood, so he persisted. Seeing Xiao Mengsheng stretch out a hand towards him.

Fu Nanfeng couldn't react in a daze, and stared blankly at Xiao Mengsheng's beautiful hand.

Looking at Xiao Mengsheng's hands from a distance is very good-looking, but looking at Xiao Mengsheng's hands up close...it really is still very good-looking.

His palms were facing upwards and the backs of his hands were facing downwards, revealing the light and faint criss-cross palm prints on his palms. Fu Nanfeng didn't know how to read palms, so he couldn't figure out which line was the life line, which was the career line, and which was the love line. At this moment, he suddenly wanted to study palmistry, and then come to help the owner of the hand in front of him look at his fortune.

Fu Nanfeng was stunned for a long time before he realized that he wanted to shake hands with him. He quickly rubbed his dirty paws on his clothes that hadn't been washed since he went out, and then carefully held Xiao Mengsheng's hand.

Unsurprisingly, Xiao Mengsheng's hands were a little cold, while Fu Nanfeng's hands were warm and warm. When the two hands touched, Fu Nanfeng's brain twitched, and the words "exchange body temperature" appeared unexpectedly. Overcome, Fu Nanfeng really wanted to delete all those weird thoughts in his mind.

Fu Nanfeng didn't dare to hold other people's hands for a long time, so he just shook hands hastily, and then quickly let go of his hand. After letting go, Fu Nanfeng didn't know where to put his hand, so he simply stuffed it back into his trouser pocket However, the fingertips of the hand hidden in the trouser pocket still seemed to have Xiao Mengsheng's slightly cool body temperature.

This cognition once again made Fu Nanfeng fall into a long period of self-contempt.

His brain began to automatically refresh the barrage——

You heartless man, are you worthy of the goddess? !

Do you still remember the oath made by Daming Lake?

Do you still remember the goddess we chased together back then?

Goddess Goddesses Goddesses Goddesses Goddesses...

As if seeing Fu Nanfeng's restraint and uneasiness, Yue Mu said to Fu's mother in a considerate manner: "If we stay here, these children will definitely feel embarrassed. Before the food is served, why don't we go out and let the children eat?" Let's talk alone."

Fu's mother nodded, and the two mothers opened the door and left.

Fu Nanfeng stared blankly at the two mothers leaving, while silently shouting in his heart——

It's even more embarrassing now, okay? ! ! !

But no one heard Fu Nanfeng's unwilling inner cries, and with the slamming sound of the door closing, only Fu Nanfeng and Xiao Mengsheng were left in this room, oh no, they were two homosexuals.

The gay Fu Nanfeng stared at the door for a minute, but he still couldn't see through the door, so he had to turn his eyes back.

Then Fu Nanfeng looked down at the floor.

In the first minute, Fu Nanfeng was very embarrassed, very entangled, and his heart was very tormented.

In the second minute, Fu Nanfeng was very embarrassed, very conflicted, and his heart was very tormented.

In the first minute, Fu Nanfeng was very embarrassed, very entangled, and his heart was very tormented.

……

Finally, 10 minutes passed.

Fu Nanfeng finally plucked up his courage, looked up at the person opposite, and saw Xiao Mengsheng smiling slightly, Fu Nanfeng suddenly felt his little heart beat half a beat faster...

Fu Nanfeng thought to himself, it's better to find a topic at random, so as not to make the atmosphere so embarrassing.

"Well, my name is Fu Nanfeng. I am 22 years old." After much deliberation, the only way to go is self-introduction. Fu Nanfeng continued, "I just graduated, and now I am a third-rate writer. Write whatever you want. Idle books, my usual hobbies are playing games and reading novels..." How could he be talking so much like a self-introduction on a blind date?

This is the rhythm of self-introduction on a blind date!

Fu Nanfeng suddenly felt that he had accidentally betrayed the goddess again, and his expression became tangled again.

When Fu Nanfeng introduced his name, Xiao Mengsheng on the opposite side nodded, as if to indicate that he knew it. When Fu Nanfeng introduced his hobbies, he tapped his fingers on the table, It seems that he is thinking seriously.

"Uh... I heard from my mother that you are also a writer of novels, and you are very good at it. You have published many books." Fu Nanfeng carefully changed the subject, "You must be a very good master! Hahaha, I don't know your pen name What's it called? I'll go read your novel later..."

Hearing this, Xiao Mengsheng smiled lightly, as if thinking of something interesting.

Only then did Fu Nanfeng realize that Xiao Mengsheng couldn't speak: "Hey, why don't we find a piece of paper...?" Then he saw the mobile phone that Xiao Mengsheng took out.

Speaking of which, communicating with a mobile phone seems to be more convenient.

But it's strange, how does Xiao Mengsheng use his mobile phone?

Then Fu Nanfeng watched helplessly as Xiao Mengsheng, who was opposite him, logged into Penguin.

Then Fu Nanfeng watched helplessly as Xiao Mengsheng's slender five fingers hopped lightly, and quickly and skillfully typed a line of words on the keyboard of the mobile phone.

Then Fu Nanfeng watched helplessly as his mobile phone with Penguin registered in his trouser pocket buzzed.

Fu Nanfeng dazedly stretched his paws into his trouser pockets, and took out the counterfeit mobile phone that he had fully charged before leaving the house. Penguin, who had already logged in online, dutifully told himself that a friend had sent a message come over.

He poked it open and saw that the person who sent him the message was the goddess he had been looking forward to not long ago but had never been online.

Can Xue Jinghong: It's me

System prompt: Your friend [Rational Lord] has gone offline

Fu Nanfeng's brain suddenly buzzed. At this moment, it was as if a hundred thousand mosquitoes were praising each other in his brain, clapping their hands and celebrating, and running around to tell each other, and it was also like a hundred thousand grass mud horses with prolapsed anus in his brain. Tens of thousands of horses are galloping to pieces... To put it bluntly, that is——Due to the large amount of information, Fu Nanfeng's brain CPU can't handle it, and it crashes.

In the first minute, the state of Fu Nanfeng's brain: too much information, crashing.

In the second minute, the state of Fu Nanfeng's brain: too much information, crashing.

In the first minute, the state of Fu Nanfeng's brain: too much information, crashing.

……

Ten minutes passed, and Fu Nanfeng's brain system finally started to restart.

System prompt: Your friend [Rational Lord] is online

Fu Nanfeng looked up at Xiao Mengsheng in a daze, and then lowered his head in a daze to look at the big characters Can Xue Jinghong on the claw machine. He shot back and forth several times before he raised his head and asked numbly, "You...are you ……goddess?"

Xiao Mengsheng smiled lightly without nodding, but Fu Nanfeng already knew his answer.

And Fu Nanfeng... Hehe, because he was too shocked, he was not surprised at all.

Looking back at all the coincidences before, it turned out that they were not coincidences.

Thinking about it this way, it is quite reasonable to write this script in this way.

...The author who wrote this script comes out and I promise I won't beat you to death!

Fu Nanfeng shouted silently in his heart, and silently lit a candle for his tangled and fine-grained self just now.

If he had known that the goddess and the blind date were the same person, then he wouldn't have had to be so entangled and divided just now!

wrong!Now is not the time to celebrate this!

"Goddess, you..." Fu Nanfeng didn't say a word, and was almost choked by his very natural goddess. He didn't feel anything when he shouted so on the Internet, but now he shouted face to face, making a big A man calling her a goddess or something... It's a shame to play!Shameless ah!

Fu Nanfeng was almost ashamed of himself.

"Mr. Xiao," Fu Nanfeng silently thought of a less shameful name, "Your pseudonym is Can Xue Jinghong? That Can Xue Jinghong?" He couldn't help repeatedly confirming that this reality is sometimes worse than The novel is still bloody, isn't it!

This time Xiao Mengsheng nodded and admitted.

Fu Nanfeng pursed his lips and fell into deep thought.

After a long time, he asked, "Then you... did you know about me? Did you know that I was your blind date?" Then he deliberately didn't tell him, wanting to see him look stunned and shocked?

Don't blame him for conspiracy theories!Now that's how the script is written!He was a little stunned and shocked, but Xiao Mengsheng looked calm and calm, exactly like the scene of a novice VS a calm and advanced player in the game!This immediate sense of superiority in IQ... really makes him very unhappy!

Then Fu Nanfeng saw Xiao Mengsheng smiled, bowed his head and started typing.

...so calm when explaining!this is not right!When you want to explain, you obviously have to shake the other person's shoulders while repeating in circles [You listen to my explanation, it's not like this, you listen to my explanation, it's not what you think! 】That's right!

Fu Nanfeng complained silently, and when he lowered his head, he saw that the other party on the penguin had sent a completely irrelevant sentence.

Can Xue Jinghong: Your expressions are so rich

……I go!Be complained about!

The person who just complained about it is back!

Fu Nanfeng gritted his teeth secretly and typed——

Cucumbers are delicious: I know that my expression is very rich!

Cucumbers are delicious: Brother was the man known as Emperor Yan Yi back then!

Cucumbers are delicious: My brother has so many expressions that he can circle the earth three times in a photo!

Cucumbers are delicious: Brother is a man with emojis!

Humph.

After Fu Nanfeng finished speaking, he looked at Xiao Mengsheng on the opposite side and laughed again, his eyebrows and eyes were bent, as if something had melted, and Fu Nanfeng was poked right away.

In order to conceal some ulterior orientation, Fu Nanfeng lowered his head guiltyly, and happened to see Xiao Mengsheng's message.

Can Xue Jinghong: Very powerful

Fu Nanfeng couldn't be happy all of a sudden.

Cucumbers are delicious: eh!You haven't answered my question just yet!Don't avoid the question!

Cucumbers are delicious: Did you already know who I am?

Cucumbers are delicious: Did you already know what we want?

Can Xue startled: What's inside?

Cucumbers are delicious: blind date!

Can Xue Jinghong: Oh

Cucumbers are delicious: what does oh mean?default?

Can Xue Jinghong: Yes

Cucumbers are delicious: ...you!for!Varied!what!morning!No!tell!sue!I!

Cucumbers are delicious: when did you know that?You haven't been online for a few days... You knew it the last time you were online?

Can Xue Jinghong: Yes

Cucumbers are delicious: ...you!for!Varied!what!morning!No!tell!sue!I!

Can Xue Jinghong: How do you know if you don’t ask me?

Cucumbers are delicious: that!you!explain!you!yes!How!what!Know!road!of!

Can Xue Jinghong: I guessed it, after my mother told me about your situation, I guessed it was you

Cucumbers are delicious:  …

Can Xue Jinghong: In the same city, writing novels, 22 years old, just graduated, so many items combined, it is difficult to guess

Can Xue Jinghong: I thought you guessed it too, so I didn’t say it, so you didn’t guess it

Cucumbers are delicious: no!Guess!arrive!real!yes!right!No!rise!you!ah!

Can Xue Jinghong: It’s okay, I don’t mind

Cucumbers are delicious:  …

Can Xue Jinghong: As for not being online these days, apart from being a little busy, the main reason is to maintain a sense of mystery

Cucumbers are delicious: We have known each other for so long, and there is still a sense of mystery

After impulsively typing this line, Fu Nanfeng thought about it carefully, only to realize that the days when he and the goddess really knew each other were actually only a few days.

Such a short few days gave him the feeling that he had known the goddess for a long time.

Could this be the legend that when meeting Jun for the first time, it's like returning from an old friend?

...It's too sua.

When Fu Nanfeng put down his phone, he happened to see Xiao Mengsheng smiling with his head down. Unlike Fu Nanfeng who exaggerated and uttered all kinds of weird onomatopoeia when he laughed, Xiao Mengsheng smiled very quietly, just quietly Laughing, but it made it impossible for anyone to disturb her.

Fu Nanfeng thought for a while, then bowed his head and typed——

Cucumbers are delicious: female!god!

Can Xue startled:?

Cucumbers are delicious: I have a question that I have wanted to ask you for a long time. When someone calls you a goddess, how can you respond so naturally?

...Especially those homosexuals in the group, who shouted one after another so naturally, the goddesses responded one by one!

Can Xue Jinghong: Get used to it

Cucumbers are delicious: Behind these three words, there seems to be a long, long sad history hidden!

Can Xue Jinghong: When the first person called me that, I was not used to it, but when the second and third person called me that, I gradually got used to it

...In short, does it mean "Once you accept this setting, you start to feel a little cute"? !

Well, in fact, once he accepted the setting that the blind date is a goddess...he gradually began to calm down.

However, to be honest, he had always had a vague premonition before that, but because he felt that there could not be so many coincidences in reality, he subconsciously rejected this possibility.

But now when he came back to his senses, Fu Nanfeng realized that he was not surprised at all.

Fu Nanfeng looked up at the way Xiao Mengsheng looked down at the phone screen seriously at the next table, saw his smooth and perfect jaw line and slightly pursed lips, and was stabbed hard again.

Fu Nanfeng found sadly that from the moment he saw the real goddess, his originally straight sexual orientation was bent towards the extreme direction after a slight bend

To put it bluntly, his sexual orientation was still [I] a month ago, and after he found out that he liked the goddess and the goddess was not a girl, his sexual orientation became [C], but from the moment he saw the real goddess, he His sexual orientation became [S] without hesitation... What a bloody and tearful history of a straight man turned gay!

Thinking of this, Fu Nanfeng couldn't help typing to ask Xiao Mengsheng on his mobile phone Penguin.

Cucumbers are delicious: Well, Goddess, you hate this blind date, don't you?

Fu Nanfeng remembered what Fu's mother said before, that Xiao Mengsheng would come to this blind date, and it was Yue Mu who talked with him for a long time... Does this mean that Xiao Mengsheng is not willing to come, just because of his mother, and he doesn't want to make her sad So you force yourself to come?

if so……

Fu Nanfeng suddenly felt a little depressed.

Probably because of the face-to-face, Fu Nanfeng could take in all Xiao Mengsheng's actions at a glance, and Xiao Mengsheng naturally did the same. He seemed to see the slightly downcast expression on Fu Nanfeng's face. Xiao Mengsheng looked down at the words Fu Nanfeng sent, and suddenly After a while, I smiled and typed a reply——

Can Xue Jinghong: How could it be?

Fu Nanfeng scratched his head and continued typing.

Cucumbers are delicious: but being forced by my mother to do this kind of thing, it’s impossible not to hate it

Can Xue Jinghong: No

Cucumbers are delicious: but if it's not me this time, but some other stranger, won't you hate it?

Cucumbers are delicious: Don’t you hate having a relationship with a stranger for no apparent reason, or in the name of a blind date?

Can Xue Jinghong: Do you hate it?

Cucumbers are delicious: I hate blind dates with strangers

Can Xue Jinghong: What about me?

Cucumbers are delicious: Of course this stranger does not include you, the goddess!Goddess, you are no stranger to me!

Cucumbers are delicious: I'm a fan of your goddess!

Can Xue Jinghong: Well, the brainless fans who want to have children for me

Fu Nanfeng's head suddenly exploded like ten atomic bombs, and all the brain cells were bombarded with bruises all over his body, leaving no one behind. .

The... Goddess... this... is... molesting... teasing... him?

This is teasing, right?

This is molesting!

Although Fu Nanfeng often left messages on Xiao Mengsheng's Weibo [goddess, I want to give birth to you] when he was online, but it was all on the Internet!Saying it face-to-face now is simply a shame!Properly broke the shame!

Fu Nanfeng blushed, but he saw Xiao Mengsheng who was facing him looked up and smiled at him, his eyes were very meaningful.

Fu Nanfeng didn't bow his head to type anymore. In fact, the two of them were face to face, and the behavior of chatting with penguins on the mobile phone was a bit weird. Fu Nanfeng didn't need to type at all, so he stammered and said, "What about having a baby?" Of...according to the current technology, men and men cannot have children!"

After he finished speaking, he immediately regretted it. He should have said that having a baby was just a joke!

What are you saying that the current technology is not yet capable of having boys and girls... This is like he really wants to give birth to Xiao Mengsheng's child, but due to technical reasons, he can't achieve it... No!That's not how it works!The truth is he doesn't want to have kids at all!

As soon as Fu Nanfeng finished speaking, under Xiao Mengsheng's chuckle, Yue Mu and Fu's mother finished their wandering and walked into the room.

Thus, Yue Mu and Fu's mother heard Fu Nanfeng's earth-shattering words.

"Having children or something... According to the current technology, men and men can't have children yet!"

After Fu's mother heard it, she said with a slightly surprised expression: "You guys have already talked about having children in the future..." Then she showed a gratified expression, watching Xiao Mengsheng's expression become softer, as if she had already seen Xiao Mengsheng. Became a daughter-in-law who was already firmly established.

Yue Mu also smiled gratifiedly, and then she looked at Fu Nanfeng and Xiao Mengsheng seriously and said: "The current technology does not allow you to have your own children, so you can only adopt or adopt, but for adopted children Children, you must be treated like your own children."

Fu Nanfeng's expression was blank, he never thought that things would develop to this point...

Have they been misunderstood or something...?

The serious expression on Yue Mu's face quickly disappeared, and she looked at Fu Nanfeng with a smile again, and said, "But it's too early to say this, according to China's relevant adoption regulations, you must be at least 30 years old Only then do you meet the requirements for adoption, so don't think about it so much now, let's eat first."

Behind her, several serving girls with various dishes came in. It seemed that it was time to eat.

Fu Nanfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and began to feel a little hungry.

So everyone sat down and waited for the food to be served.

Due to the deliberate arrangement of both mothers, Fu Nanfeng sat on Xiao Mengsheng's left.

As soon as Fu Nanfeng sat down, he felt uncomfortable all over.

The goddess is sitting next to him...the goddess is sitting next to him...how can he calm down!

He didn't feel anything because he was too surprised just now, but now that the surprise has passed, he is so excited now!

That's a goddess!He has been secretly in love with the goddess for many years!He really wants to sign it...

The beautifully prepared dishes were brought up plate by plate, and everyone started to move their chopsticks.

Fu Nanfeng clamped the vegetables with his fingers stiffly, unable to let himself ignore the fact that the person sitting beside him was a goddess, just like all fans meeting their idols, Fu Nanfeng felt his hands and feet were getting cold and his blood flowed backwards and his heart was pounding He was jumping non-stop, holding his breath in his chest and couldn't breathe.

With a bang, a piece of meat from Fu Nanfeng's chopsticks fell onto the table.

Fu Nanfeng instantly felt ashamed.

To let the goddess see such a clumsy scene of him!

...Well, from the moment he met the goddess, he didn't seem to be clever and witty in front of the goddess!

"You can't even clamp fast meat, why are you so stupid." Fu's mother routinely complained about her son.

"Probably because it's a little far away," Yue Mu smiled and helped Fu Nanfeng out of the siege, and then said softly to his son, "Meng Sheng, give Xiaofeng a pinch." The meat that Fu Nanfeng wanted to pinch was on Xiao Mengsheng's other side If Fu Nanfeng wanted to pinch him, he could only stand up slightly.

Hearing this, Fu Nanfeng couldn't help but light a candle for himself in his heart.

Look at your own Mama...and then look at other people's Mama!

Even though he has lived for so many years under the disgust of his mother and grown up, Fu Nanfeng still couldn't help but lose his temper under this strong contrast. He felt aggrieved and stuffed the ends of the chopsticks into his mouth, and used He gritted his teeth.

Hey, he must not be his own!

Just when Fu Nanfeng was wronged, a piece of meat suddenly came out of his bowl.

Looking up, a pair of slender and good-looking porcelain white jade hands were holding a pair of jet-black chopsticks. The contrast between black and white was so strong. Looking up again, Xiao Mengsheng was looking in his direction.

After sitting next to Xiao Mengsheng, this was the first time Fu Nanfeng looked at Xiao Mengsheng's face.

So Fu Nanfeng was hit again.

Fu Nanfeng didn't know if he was blushing, and then he saw Xiao Mengsheng smiled.

Then Fu Nanfeng lowered his head and ate the food in a muffled voice.

...but the little heart beat uncontrollably a few beats faster than usual.

Goddess, it's a foul for you to look so good-looking!

The meal was finished in such a harmonious and friendly environment. After the meal, the waiter took down the dishes and began to deliver fruits after the meal.

It's summer now, so the fruit after dinner is watermelon.

While gnawing on the watermelon, the adults began to chat, while Fu Nanfeng and Xiao Mengsheng listened silently.

The chatting and combat skill points of the two mothers were probably full. After eating the watermelon, their conversations rushed towards various topics all the way, and they couldn't hold back.

Fu Nanfeng felt a little bored after hearing this. He took a peek at Xiao Mengsheng, and found that Xiao Mengsheng seemed to be quietly listening to what the two mothers were saying, so he quietly typed on his mobile phone under the dining table.

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, can you understand what they are saying?

After a while, Xiao Mengsheng replied.

Can Xue Jinghong: I understand

Cucumbers are delicious: the goddess really deserves to be a friend of women!

Can Xue Jinghong: ...Thank you

Actually said thank you!Goddess, do you really think that Friend of Women is praising you?

I kneel down for you!

After Fu Nanfeng finished embarrassing, he felt that if she was a goddess, she might really take the title of Friend of Women as a compliment!After all, the Goddess took his words about giving birth to the Goddess seriously before!

Cucumber is delicious: Well, Goddess, I said before that I would give you a baby or something...

Cucumbers are delicious: it's all a joke

Cucumbers Are Delicious: Don't Take It Seriously

Cucumber is delicious: This is what people on the Internet say when they want to express their love for someone

Cucumbers are delicious: "I'm going to give you a baby" or "I'm going to give you a monkey" are just jokes!

It took a long time this time before Xiao Mengsheng replied.

Can Xue Jinghong: Just kidding?

For some reason, Fu Nanfeng seemed to see some kind of lost emotion from these five short words. When he looked up, he saw Xiao Mengsheng looking at the screen with his head slightly lowered. Although his expression didn't change much, Fu Nanfeng But I feel like I can see the meaning of loss in his eyes...

Is this an illusion?

Cucumbers are delicious: Nope... I really like you goddess >////<But having children... It's impossible for boys and girls hahahahaha!

Cucumbers are delicious: but your feelings for Goddess are real! >////

After posting, Fu Nanfeng looked up at Xiao Mengsheng's expression a little nervously.

Xiao Mengsheng seemed to smile, but Fu Nanfeng couldn't see it clearly.

Then Fu Nanfeng saw the words from Xiao Mengsheng.

Can Xue Jinghong: Which one do you like?The kind that wants to pick up soap?

Cucumbers are delicious: ... This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this

Fu Nanfeng couldn't type well, Goddess, this is Chi Guoguo's molestation!Bar!Bar!

Ah no, talking face-to-face about picking up soap or something is simply too shameful!Shameless ah!

Although he has been leaving messages on Goddess Weibo saying [Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you], but that's all on the Internet!In reality, being said so face to face by the goddess is simply shameful PLAY!

What expression should he use to face this situation?

—Smile?

Just when Fu Nanfeng didn't know what expression to use to face the goddess, and when he didn't know what to say, Xiao Mengsheng sent two more sentences——

Can Xue Jinghong: Just kidding

Can Xue Jinghong: Don't take it seriously

Fu Nanfeng vomited out a mouthful of old blood on the spot.