Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you
Chapter 30 The first bar of soap
Of course, as an otaku, Fu Nanfeng's skin is also very fair due to not going out for a long time and not exercising.
Fu Nanfeng glanced across the man's face in a hurry, and landed on the man's hands on the table.
As a writer who relies on his hands for food, Fu Nanfeng always pays attention to other people's hands intentionally or unconsciously. To some extent, he is probably a manipulator. He likes slender and beautiful hands, the kind of slender fingers, Clean hands with well-defined phalanges and manicured nails.
But such hands are generally only available to women, and men's hands are generally thick and short with five fingers, wide knuckles, rough and thick, so from the perspective of hand control, he always thought he was a straight man, Even if he doesn't like the way those women make their nails colorful and blinding.
But that person's hand was so amazing that Fu Nanfeng was really surprised.
Fu Nanfeng had never seen such beautiful hands, which completely met all the definitions of beautiful hands in his imagination. The five fingers were long and beautiful, and the nails were neat and clean, just like a pair of carefully maintained pianist's hands.
The man held the mobile phone in his left hand, and his right hand rested casually on the table, with his five fingers drooping slightly.
After Fu Nanfeng stepped into the room, Fu's mother looked up at him, then turned to introduce Yue Mu who was beside her: "My son is here, this is my son, named Fu Nanfeng."
Yue Mu smiled at Fu Nanfeng, with a very gentle look, and her voice was also very gentle: "This is Xiaofeng, she looks pretty good and energetic."
Fu Nanfeng felt flattered and rubbed the few "spiritual" bristles on the top of his head.
Mama Fu turned her face to Nanfeng and introduced: "This is the auntie I told you about, please call auntie."
Fu Nanfeng immediately shouted respectfully, "Hello, Aunt Yue."
It was followed by a greeting.
Seeing that Yue Mu's expression is getting softer and softer, he is obviously very satisfied with Fu Nanfeng's "daughter-in-law". Fu Nanfeng has been tortured by Fu's mother for so many years. subtle.
In any case, this is a blind date scene after all, and the topic will soon return to the main topic.
Everyone's attention was quickly shifted to the young man who Fu Nanfeng had noticed as soon as he entered the room but had been deliberately ignored by him. Yue Mu smiled at his son, then turned to Fu Nanfeng and introduced: " This is my son, Xiao Mengsheng, what about Xiao, Xiao is Xiao from Shengxiao, Meng is Meng from Confucius and Mencius, and Sheng is Sheng from Shengxiao."
Fu's mother also began to introduce Fu Nanfeng's situation. When she mentioned that Fu Nanfeng was also a writer, Fu Nanfeng blushed and couldn't help drinking a sip of tea to hide his guilt.
"Xiaofeng is also a writer?" Yue Mu seemed to be very interested in this topic. She smiled and asked Fu Nanfeng, "I wonder what books Xiaofeng has written? I also like reading books. I can go there when I have time." Read the book written by Xiaofeng."
Fu Nanfeng's heart instantly became Spartan, how could he say it out loud!
Danmei pornographic books or something!Absolutely can't say it!
"Ahem," Fu Nanfeng took another sip of tea to hide his guilty conscience, and after recovering, he said, "It's not as good as my mother said, I haven't published any books, I'm just a third-rate internet writer , write some idle books on the Internet, no one will read them.”
Yue Mu's interest did not diminish, but he smiled and said: "I also read online novels. I have read a lot of online novels. Xiaofeng, tell me, maybe I have read your novels."
"...How is it possible? Few people read the novels I wrote." Fu Nanfeng was so guilty that he almost got into the cracks in the floorboards. If he really said his pen name...it would definitely open the door to a new world. the rhythm!
"Don't be so modest, tell me your pen name." Yue still looked interested.
Fu's mother couldn't see her eyes anymore. As soon as she patted Fu Nanfeng's thigh, she said, "Just tell your auntie! What are you embarrassed to say? Are you writing some forbidden book?"
It's not a forbidden book, it's better than a forbidden book!The screen is full of men and women who are gay, you can't look straight at it!
Even if Yue Mu has a son who doesn't like girls, it doesn't mean she can accept this kind of obscenity!
Fu Nanfeng wiped a drop of cold sweat from his forehead, this is the rhythm that made him blew his vest!But... wait, didn't he have a vest who wrote serious online novels?Although it has been cheated for many years, it is big!Husband!husband!
Thinking of this, Fu Nanfeng couldn't help but praise his wit, he was so witty!There is wood!
"Ahem, well, actually, my pen name is... I love cucumbers," Fu Nanfeng nodded, "I'm not famous, so it's impossible for you to have heard of it..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yue Mu's question.
"You mean I love cucumbers?" Yue Mu's tone was slightly raised, and his expression was a little surprised.
"Ah?... That's right." Fu Nanfeng was dumbfounded.
Shouldn't...
"The one who wrote "The Enchanter" loves cucumbers?"
"Ah... yes."
Shouldn't...
"I know you, I've read your novels." Yue Mu returned to smiling, "You ended up being a eunuch..."
Knew it……
Fu Nanfeng was dumbfounded, why wasn't he surprised at all?
Going out on a blind date, and it turned out that the other party was a reader who was tricked by him, why wasn't he surprised at all?
"Eunuch? What do you mean?" Fu's mother was at a loss when she heard it, and Fu Nanfeng was very confused.
Ma Ma, he met the soul of the dead in the pit!
"It's just that the author disappeared before the novel was finished," Yue Mu sighed. She seemed to suddenly think of something, turned her head to look at the young man who had been silent beside her, and said, "My son was also your reader back then. Well, after your eunuch, he has been low for a long time..."
Fu Nanfeng felt that the pear on his body was even bigger!
Ma Ma, he met the soul of the dead in the pit! X2
Fu Nanfeng suddenly felt that there seemed to be eyes on him, so he subconsciously raised his head to look at Xiao Mengsheng, but saw that Xiao Mengsheng was looking at him, and the eyes of the two people intersected in the air.
In all fairness, just like Fu's mother commented, Xiao Mengsheng's appearance is really outstanding, and his facial features seem to have PS effects.
Fu Nanfeng thought to himself, if he posted Xiao Mengsheng's photo on Weibo, he would definitely get thousands of likes, reposts, thousands of comments and hundreds of comments. Want to lick] [360-degree angry licking male god] [Mom asked me why I knelt on the table and licked the screen] and other weird messages.
Don't ask him why he knows what those girls want to say...
Because he kind of wants to do it now.
Fu Nanfeng glanced across the man's face in a hurry, and landed on the man's hands on the table.
As a writer who relies on his hands for food, Fu Nanfeng always pays attention to other people's hands intentionally or unconsciously. To some extent, he is probably a manipulator. He likes slender and beautiful hands, the kind of slender fingers, Clean hands with well-defined phalanges and manicured nails.
But such hands are generally only available to women, and men's hands are generally thick and short with five fingers, wide knuckles, rough and thick, so from the perspective of hand control, he always thought he was a straight man, Even if he doesn't like the way those women make their nails colorful and blinding.
But that person's hand was so amazing that Fu Nanfeng was really surprised.
Fu Nanfeng had never seen such beautiful hands, which completely met all the definitions of beautiful hands in his imagination. The five fingers were long and beautiful, and the nails were neat and clean, just like a pair of carefully maintained pianist's hands.
The man held the mobile phone in his left hand, and his right hand rested casually on the table, with his five fingers drooping slightly.
After Fu Nanfeng stepped into the room, Fu's mother looked up at him, then turned to introduce Yue Mu who was beside her: "My son is here, this is my son, named Fu Nanfeng."
Yue Mu smiled at Fu Nanfeng, with a very gentle look, and her voice was also very gentle: "This is Xiaofeng, she looks pretty good and energetic."
Fu Nanfeng felt flattered and rubbed the few "spiritual" bristles on the top of his head.
Mama Fu turned her face to Nanfeng and introduced: "This is the auntie I told you about, please call auntie."
Fu Nanfeng immediately shouted respectfully, "Hello, Aunt Yue."
It was followed by a greeting.
Seeing that Yue Mu's expression is getting softer and softer, he is obviously very satisfied with Fu Nanfeng's "daughter-in-law". Fu Nanfeng has been tortured by Fu's mother for so many years. subtle.
In any case, this is a blind date scene after all, and the topic will soon return to the main topic.
Everyone's attention was quickly shifted to the young man who Fu Nanfeng had noticed as soon as he entered the room but had been deliberately ignored by him. Yue Mu smiled at his son, then turned to Fu Nanfeng and introduced: " This is my son, Xiao Mengsheng, what about Xiao, Xiao is Xiao from Shengxiao, Meng is Meng from Confucius and Mencius, and Sheng is Sheng from Shengxiao."
Fu's mother also began to introduce Fu Nanfeng's situation. When she mentioned that Fu Nanfeng was also a writer, Fu Nanfeng blushed and couldn't help drinking a sip of tea to hide his guilt.
"Xiaofeng is also a writer?" Yue Mu seemed to be very interested in this topic. She smiled and asked Fu Nanfeng, "I wonder what books Xiaofeng has written? I also like reading books. I can go there when I have time." Read the book written by Xiaofeng."
Fu Nanfeng's heart instantly became Spartan, how could he say it out loud!
Danmei pornographic books or something!Absolutely can't say it!
"Ahem," Fu Nanfeng took another sip of tea to hide his guilty conscience, and after recovering, he said, "It's not as good as my mother said, I haven't published any books, I'm just a third-rate internet writer , write some idle books on the Internet, no one will read them.”
Yue Mu's interest did not diminish, but he smiled and said: "I also read online novels. I have read a lot of online novels. Xiaofeng, tell me, maybe I have read your novels."
"...How is it possible? Few people read the novels I wrote." Fu Nanfeng was so guilty that he almost got into the cracks in the floorboards. If he really said his pen name...it would definitely open the door to a new world. the rhythm!
"Don't be so modest, tell me your pen name." Yue still looked interested.
Fu's mother couldn't see her eyes anymore. As soon as she patted Fu Nanfeng's thigh, she said, "Just tell your auntie! What are you embarrassed to say? Are you writing some forbidden book?"
It's not a forbidden book, it's better than a forbidden book!The screen is full of men and women who are gay, you can't look straight at it!
Even if Yue Mu has a son who doesn't like girls, it doesn't mean she can accept this kind of obscenity!
Fu Nanfeng wiped a drop of cold sweat from his forehead, this is the rhythm that made him blew his vest!But... wait, didn't he have a vest who wrote serious online novels?Although it has been cheated for many years, it is big!Husband!husband!
Thinking of this, Fu Nanfeng couldn't help but praise his wit, he was so witty!There is wood!
"Ahem, well, actually, my pen name is... I love cucumbers," Fu Nanfeng nodded, "I'm not famous, so it's impossible for you to have heard of it..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yue Mu's question.
"You mean I love cucumbers?" Yue Mu's tone was slightly raised, and his expression was a little surprised.
"Ah?... That's right." Fu Nanfeng was dumbfounded.
Shouldn't...
"The one who wrote "The Enchanter" loves cucumbers?"
"Ah... yes."
Shouldn't...
"I know you, I've read your novels." Yue Mu returned to smiling, "You ended up being a eunuch..."
Knew it……
Fu Nanfeng was dumbfounded, why wasn't he surprised at all?
Going out on a blind date, and it turned out that the other party was a reader who was tricked by him, why wasn't he surprised at all?
"Eunuch? What do you mean?" Fu's mother was at a loss when she heard it, and Fu Nanfeng was very confused.
Ma Ma, he met the soul of the dead in the pit!
"It's just that the author disappeared before the novel was finished," Yue Mu sighed. She seemed to suddenly think of something, turned her head to look at the young man who had been silent beside her, and said, "My son was also your reader back then. Well, after your eunuch, he has been low for a long time..."
Fu Nanfeng felt that the pear on his body was even bigger!
Ma Ma, he met the soul of the dead in the pit! X2
Fu Nanfeng suddenly felt that there seemed to be eyes on him, so he subconsciously raised his head to look at Xiao Mengsheng, but saw that Xiao Mengsheng was looking at him, and the eyes of the two people intersected in the air.
In all fairness, just like Fu's mother commented, Xiao Mengsheng's appearance is really outstanding, and his facial features seem to have PS effects.
Fu Nanfeng thought to himself, if he posted Xiao Mengsheng's photo on Weibo, he would definitely get thousands of likes, reposts, thousands of comments and hundreds of comments. Want to lick] [360-degree angry licking male god] [Mom asked me why I knelt on the table and licked the screen] and other weird messages.
Don't ask him why he knows what those girls want to say...
Because he kind of wants to do it now.
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