[Comprehensive British and American] The Sims

In the speculation of outsiders, the wards of Arkham Mental Hospital should be gloomy and cold, with dark and gloomy colors, like a cold corner abandoned by the world.There must be no sun all year round here, and the only place where you can see a little sunlight is divided into vertical small blocks by erected iron railings, and in their room, there is nothing but a tattered small bed.

In a comfortable and clean pink hut, Liliana is curled up and sleeping comfortably on her friend's small bed. Her pink hair is scattered on the white sheets, and her whole body breathes and breathes out at any time. warm breath,

Liliana's friend, Harlequin Harley Quinn, who she brain-made into trembling and frightened in the mental hospital every day, was sitting at the end of the bed, with her back resting on a pile of comfortable cushions placed against the wall. , wearing a fluffy pink one-piece bunny pajamas, chewing bubble gum that should be a prohibited item.

In fact, more than one or two of the rules of Arkham Asylum were violated in this room.

Poison Ivy, who has just refreshed Sanguan Xi's mother, is sitting on the soft carpeted floor, among many cushions of lovely colors, holding a white paper cup, and she is stirring the cup with a plastic spoon hot milk in.

So in such a comfortable and comfortable atmosphere, the background music of the girls is not a crisp and moving movement, or a fresh and natural bird song, but a steady stream of irritating vomiting.

In most cases, the sound of vomiting has unpleasant associations with nausea, nausea and irritability.

But sometimes, some tall and sexy beauties will show satisfaction to the sound of vomiting.

For example now.

During the time when Poison Ivy looked towards the bathroom frequently, and always had a wonderful smile of satisfaction on her face, Harley Quinn was spitting bubbles, and the pink bubbles from her lips gradually became bigger , when it grew to the extreme, it popped open, and then the woman deftly rolled the bubble gum back into her mouth with the tip of her tongue.

At this moment, Liliana, who was taking a nap in the small bed in the morning, finally blinked dazedly. The little girl rubbed her eyes and sat up. Her green eyes unconsciously looked towards the direction of the sound, and she stretched herself. , and then she leaned against Harley Quinn's furry body, muttering in a nasal voice, "Why is he still not quiet, it's so noisy."

Liliana's pink hair was easily integrated with the other party's pink pajamas. She leaned on the other party in a daze, and when she was in a daze with her eyes downcast, she heard her friend say tolerantly and somewhat strangely, "Oh, no It's not noisy at all...Little cutie, what do you think would happen if it was pudding?"

"Hmm..." Liliana, who didn't actually listen to her, replied in a daze.

And the self-talking clown girl actually didn't need her to reply seriously, "Great, I'm so glad you think so, baby~"

She approached Liliana, and said with a smile, "Give me a bottle of that fairy medicine, too?"

Liliana finally looked at her slowly, and then said a dull "Huh?", she rubbed her eyes again, and finally sat up this time.

"There is a price to pay for a deal." The girl took out the elixir from her pocket and stuffed it into the hand of the clown girl, then pointed to her cheek, "I want to kiss~"

Without further ado, the clown girl leaned over to mau~ and took a sip, then she moved away a little bit, and asked with a smile, "Oh, my cutie, can you kiss me a few more times?"

No, a bottle of potion is a kiss, and the price is clearly marked.

But after Liliana spoke, she was kissed several more times, once on the left cheek, once on the right cheek, twice on the forehead, and once on the tip of the nose.

Well, Liliana thought slowly, the extra part was the advance payment, and she felt that Harley would not be so easy to succeed.

"Honey, you really helped a lot. Men will become more settled after they have children. When Pudding gives birth to the child, he will start to enjoy a stable life."

Hearing Harley Quinn's words, Poison Ivy who was sitting on the ground sneered, obviously she didn't agree with Harley Quinn's crazy words.

On this point, Liliana also holds the same opinion as Poison Ivy.

"Don't expect him to be safe," Liliana pointed out. "The thing you love most about him is his unfettered freedom."

"Ouch," Harley Quinn yelled as she clutched her chest, "my heart hurts, so maybe you're right, because my heart started hurting, oh, I actually have a heart, I thought she It's been taken by Pudding."

"It seems that he left some for you," Liliana said indifferently.

And Harley Quinn fell into a wonderful emotional state. She pulled her golden hair and put it in her mouth to play with, and then asked sadly and nervously, "So...does he love me?"

"Honey, do you say he loves me?"

Poison Ivy noticed that Harley Quinn didn't look at her, but turned her head directly to Liliana Downers... which means, she thinks this girl has a deep understanding of her connection with the Joker .

So she also began to look forward to the girl's answer.

Liliana said without hesitation, "He loves."

Harley Quinn let out a cheer, but Poison Ivy raised an eyebrow in doubt.

"Well, love," Liliana nodded as if to confirm her words, "But, you know, he will never admit that he loves you."

"Oh..." Harley Quinn wailed, "Yes, I know, he will never say he loves me..."

As she spoke, tears flowed out.

Liliana was indifferent to this. Harley Quinn was a psychopath, and she couldn't be more emotional than normal. She silently waited for the other party to finish speaking.

"So, I have to do something..." While letting her tears melt her makeup, on the other hand, Harley Quinn looked obsessively at the bottle containing the fairy medicine that Liliana gave her, and then seemed to think of something, her An obsessed smile appeared on his face.

Deadpool, who finally crawled out of the bathroom, saw her smile as soon as he came out, and immediately felt a chill.

Poison Ivy, who was sitting on the ground, glanced at Harley Quinn's expression, then stood up holding the paper cup, "...we should make a decision."

She said meaningfully, and then walked towards Deadpool with the cup.

Deadpool was still thinking about the meaning of Poison Ivy's phrase 'we should make a decision', and then she gently helped him up, and a glass of milk was thoughtfully loosened in his hand, and before he realized it, he He was pushed to sit on various soft cushions on the ground.

He was also told to be careful when sitting down.

When handing the milk, I was told to be careful about scalding it.

...It was the first time to enjoy such considerate and gentle treatment, Deadpool sat down at the mercy of the other party with a bewildered expression, and then took a sip of milk foolishly.

After settling down with the pregnant child, the Poison Ivy girl came back to continue her previous topic, "The situation has changed now, and I don't want to wait for my child to be born and everything will be a mess."

Deadpool who was drinking milk spat out a mouthful of milk.

As someone who had just exercised with this lady, he promptly expressed his surprise, "Are you pregnant?"

Wade, who had been busy vomiting, hadn't had time to feel the latest news, he looked down at the milk in his hand, and then seemed to react suddenly, "Wait, why is this thing in brother's hand? I wouldn't put this strange white liquid in my mouth."

Poison Ivy didn't say anything, and took the paper cup containing milk from Deadpool. It would be better to keep these things in a safe place before announcing the good news.

"She's not pregnant." Noticing that Harley Quinn was thinking about something, Liliana turned over on the bed to face Deadpool, and said, "You're pregnant."

Ha, Deadpool silently rolled his eyes under the mask.

Telling the same lie twice lost its convincing power, so he stared at Liliana indifferently, as if you were lying to me.

No one paid him any attention though, the girls were already talking about another topic.

"In any case, we have to leave here as soon as possible, and it is best to leave Gotham." Poison Ivy said. On the one hand, she was worried that Deadpool would prematurely confirm the news of her pregnancy and then try to hurt the child. It is urgent to leave this subject.

Harley Quinn hesitated for a moment, she stared at the glass bottle emitting a strange light in her hand, and finally made up her mind, she finally raised her head.

Yes, she wants to give Pudding's children a comfortable environment...

Trapped in some kind of crazy fantasy, Harley Quinn persuaded herself to change her position without much hesitation. She almost gave Deadpool a gentle look, and then a creepy smile appeared on her face.

"Let's make some trouble with these boys, shall we?"

As the only person present who could hang out with the man, Deadpool felt a little cold.

Liliana was still lazily lying on the side, she yawned and asked, "... looking for trouble?"

After persuading Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy was obviously in a good mood, she turned her head and looked into the girl's eyes, "If someone had told me before that that the lunatics in Gotham City were going to start working together, I would only be the one talking Also a lunatic."

Speaking of this, she looked at Deadpool who was listening carefully, and smiled slightly. This person must have a purpose for coming here, but now she must let him give up those dangerous things.

...for her children.

"But it happened like this, the lunatics in Gotham are really going to start working together," the woman said with ease and interest, her green lips naturally sexy, "I guess... the world is about to It's a mess."

Hearing this, Liliana nodded in agreement, "A friend of mine also told me that a grand event is about to happen..."

Speaking of this, the girl suddenly thought that she had been away for a while, and Liliana was a little unsure whether the metaphor of Oulos had already happened, but to her, these things were just fun and unimportant.

After thinking about it carefully, Liliana asked suddenly, "Well, maybe something has already happened. She said that there will be a major event that will affect the nature of the world... Has your world changed in any fundamental way recently?"

She asked this question very strangely, Poison Ivy and Deadpool looked at her strangely at the same time, while Harley Quinn was holding the fairy medicine bottle and didn't let go, and she didn't care about Liliana's question, "Probably...? I But living in a mental hospital isolated from the world, who cares what the world becomes?"

The girl felt that what her friend said was very reasonable, so she nodded in agreement, "That's true~"

Liliana agreed and stopped worrying about this issue, but Deadpool, who was an observer, sensitively collected the information they inadvertently leaked.

Maybe the big change Liliana mentioned hasn't started yet, but the prelude has already been unveiled.

Mutants are messed up now.

With the news from Liliana and the hints given by Harley Quinn and the others, Deadpool is sure that there must be a connection between these things, and he has indeed found signs of mutant activities in Gotham.

He became more and more convinced that the person he was looking for was in Gotham.

And Gotham, what better place for Tibetans than Arkham Asylum?

According to that person's ability, if they want to lock him up, they must arrange a special cell for him.

Turning his head to look at the iron gate made of metal, Deadpool believed that in Arkham, a place without metal at all must not be so common.

No one would put Magneto in a metal cage, not even a lunatic.

Just when Deadpool was trying to ask some questions, a nightmare-like feeling of disgust surged from the depths of his body. Deadpool persisted for three seconds with his superhuman willpower, and then rolled Climbed and rushed to the bathroom.

started again.

The girls helplessly looked at Deadpool's back and shook their heads helplessly.

Not long after Deadpool rushed out, Liliana glanced at the time, and then began to feel the speed of time. She hurriedly put on her shoes, and she didn't even have time to put them on, her heels were still exposed , and then ran out.

Although the girl has already trotted all the way and hurriedly ran over, but when she returned to the place where the staff gathered before, there were not many people left.

To be more precise, after deducting the staff who are cleaning up the mess, there are only two people left here.

Big dumb guy with a metal arm waiting for someone, the Winter Soldier.

It was still Liliana's immediate superior, the security captain who brought her in.

As soon as Liliana appeared, the security captain came up after leaving. This sturdy man looked at Liliana carefully, not condescendingly as he did earlier today, but cautiously, "I've been waiting for you for a long time, You are the first female employee in the security department, and we have arranged a temporary room for you."

Hearing what the other party said, Liliana didn't feel that there was anything wrong, and nodded obediently.

While waiting for Liliana, the Winter Soldier, who was preempted by the security team, pursed his lips unentertainably.

The security captain knew nothing about this, he communicated with Liliana cautiously, and found that her attitude towards himself was much better than that of the clown... So her well-behaved and sensible attitude made the captain who was very nervous After relaxing a little, his tension level slowly dropped back to six or seven points.

So the captain was about to take Liliana to her new dormitory. After walking a few steps, he suddenly turned his head vigilantly. Then the security captain vigilantly found that the nurse who had been silent was following him silently.

He was dressed in black, and the metal arm beside him was extremely silvery white. That silver hand was surprisingly flexible. The security captain didn't know why someone who could afford such a prosthetic limb would come to a place like Arkham, but he already had Get used to being wary of everyone here.

The man who came over had a gloomy expression on his face. When he followed up, he raised his eyes and gave the captain a cold look. He was so gloomy and scary.

This is a dangerous man.

After looking at each other, the security captain immediately had a clear understanding in his heart. The degree of danger of this person is not the first in any patient in the mental hospital. This man is a dagger, which will cut the neck of the enemy quietly and silently in the dark.

Seeing the man quietly following behind him, the captain subconsciously felt a chill run down his spine. He was trying to strike up a conversation, but Liliana who was beside him made a move first.

She took the Winter Soldier's hand very naturally, and while holding the tall, displeased man like a child, she said, "Recently, Deadpool is not with us, he was taken by a beautiful sister Adopted."

The three of them are in a gang.

...Adopted what the hell?

But... pretty big sister?

In Arkham, the more beautiful a woman is, the more terrifying she is.

These thoughts flashed in the captain's mind, and then he looked away as if nothing had happened, not letting his guesses leak from his behavior.

He was able to live to become the captain of security in Arkham Asylum because he was never curious and never meddled.

Because he wanted to lead the way, the captain walked cautiously ahead alone, while Liliana led the Winter Soldier and followed behind him.

"Hmm..." This place is like a huge maze, with the same walls and the same door, Liliana soon felt a little confused. "Do you remember the way?"

she asked the Winter Soldier.

The Winter Soldier nodded without much hesitation. As a qualified soldier, he had received such training.

"Remember?" The girl looked at him in shock, "Winter Soldier, you are amazing, you are amazing~"

The tone sounded like he was praising the children.

The captain walking in front thought silently.

The Winter Soldier who was praised was expressionless, obviously not feeling happy about being praised by her like this.

Strictly obeying, pets should try their best to encourage proper criticism. Liliana has always done this, and most of the time the results are gratifying, but this time, the girl doesn't know why the Winter Soldier doesn't look as happy as she expected.

Maybe humanoid pets are a bit different from other creatures...?

Liliana thought.

While Liliana was meditating, the captain had brought her and the Winter Soldier to an old door, and the captain took out the key and opened the door.

As soon as the door was opened, a damp and dusty air rushed in.

The captain's bear-like big hand groped for a moment on the wall at the door, and then the yellow light bulb on the ceiling of the room lit up a dim light, finally illuminating the room.

There are four bunk beds stacked against the wall of the room, a desk is placed on the other side, and there is a window in front of the desk, and there is a small door in the room that is probably connected to the bathroom, but there is an unrecognizable sticker on the door. Liliana stared at the poster for a long time, but she didn't see the true nature of the door.

The captain was a little embarrassed when he saw this uninhabitable room, but the conditions here were not very good, and there was no vacant room for ladies, so this was the limit of what could be found.

The girl looked around casually, she stared at those bunk beds, and said with great interest, "It seems to be not bad...?"

Hearing her words, the security captain turned his head to look at the girl in disbelief, and then saw the young girl take out a small white wooden stick from nowhere, and then waved it casually.

The magic force left and began to sweep away the dust and cockroach or rat droppings in the room, the old posters looked new again, and the slightly twisted metal bunk beds and the dirty mattresses on them became like new again.

Before the captain could ask Liliana a new question, the girl turned her head and whispered something to the Winter Soldier, and then the Winter Soldier rushed out in stride. He stood in a clean room and grabbed a piece of paper. Bunk bed, put him and another one together, and the two small beds immediately merged into a queen-sized bed, and then he easily tore off the extra metal railings and extra ladders between the two beds , thrown aside.

The security captain valued all this with his mouth gaping, and was particularly frightened by the strength of the Winter Soldier.

"Don't worry," Liliana comforted him in a low voice, seeing him like this, "We will fix it in the end."

The security captain nodded as if sleepwalking, his eyes involuntarily glanced at the white wand in Liliana's hand, and then under his gaze, the wand suddenly turned into a white rabbit the size of a cigarette case.

Not long after the rabbit appeared in Liliana's hand, it suddenly turned into particles and disappeared.

Failed.

The girl pursed her lips in boredom, then walked in without even looking at the security captain, and then slammed the door shut.

The author has something to say: I have had a bad cold for the past two days, so the efficiency is low. Yesterday, I planned to update it at the beginning of Xiuxian. Later, I thought that the life of a dog is more important, so I should not play it dead.

So I changed the author and I went to bed after I had something to say

Well, in fact, I rubbed my nose all night, so I woke up at three o'clock in the afternoon today, and I was still dizzy

The pot must be my fault. I was fine when I asked for leave yesterday.

However, I want to try the new anti-theft, and then I also want to protect the whole attendance. By the way, I can try the metaphysics again. The idea is really super beautiful... But the result is tragic. It seems that every time I start yy, I have the consequences of metaphysics. are not good

I'm really sorry, I sincerely apologize...

As an apology, I will add a special episode for you later?

But wait until I get better from the cold, no Lily... Well, you can order whatever you want

Sigh, I'm going to update, but there is no guarantee that it will drop today