[Comprehensive British and American] The Sims

Arkham Asylum once again welcomes new staff.

Regardless of the job position, as long as you work at this location, you will automatically be classified as a high-risk practitioner.

However, even though the salaries and benefits of the employees here are second to none in Gotham, the recruitment of Arkham Mental Hospital is still very difficult under the terrible turnover frequency.

Therefore, the person in charge of recruitment can only succumb to the status quo, so as to include some strange applicants.

Under such circumstances... No, even under such circumstances, the three people recommended by the Wayne Group are still particularly strange.

I came to apply for a nurse. The man called himself the Winter Soldier. I don’t think we should discuss his weird name. Just the various equipment on his body makes people wonder if he chose the wrong job...

Anyone with perfect eyesight can see that the broom in this person's hand can switch races without other actions, from a cleaning tool to a weapon in a second.

Ok.

At least the caregiver looked less vulnerable, the recruiter thought.

As for the situation where he hurt others...

Who cares?

This is Arkham Asylum.

The second candidate was a nurse.

A male nurse, of course, is not a problem, actually there are more male nurses than female nurses in Arkham... After all, men are better at protecting themselves between perverts and psychos, and the thing that makes people care about this nurse is that he is a pervert .

He was the one in the red tights, and over the tights he put on the pink uniforms of the nurses, women's of course.

In fact, Arkham's nurse uniforms are all green, and both men's and women's uniforms are trousers.

From his attire, it can be seen that this guy is a pervert who doesn't know what is stuffed in his head, and his subsequent actions are even more suspicious...

The pervert who calls himself Deadpool chatters about using a pregnancy test stick to the staff he interacts with because a little girl got him pregnant.

Note that he did not impregnate a little girl, but a little girl impregnated him.

Deadpool didn't mention much about the incident, but used a lot of space to explain how painful and desperate he was as a man after he realized that he was pregnant.

But people with a clear mind know that men cannot get pregnant.

And the result he finally announced was without any suspense. His urine test results confirmed the speculation of the sober-minded employees.

This guy is not pregnant.

Just really thought I was pregnant and went for a series of tests that only pregnant women need...

The recruiter believes that this product is probably either crazy or a shame for men.

In the end, although he was not pregnant, Deadpool's performance still deeply affected his interview results... After all, Arkham's patient status may be more suitable for him than the staff.

Thankfully, the recruiter couldn't find enough people, so he ended up choosing Deadpool to make up the numbers.

Anyway, it can't get any worse.

The recruiter believes that he can use Deadpool to ensure enough places, and Deadpool can use him to understand his future living environment in advance. This is actually a win-win thing.

The last person recommended by the Wayne Group was a female security guard.

This is a special request from the hospital. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy got together again recently, so the frequency of elimination of security guards has become very high. In order to save this situation, this time they specially opened up the recruitment quota for female security guards .

Liliana Downers is that female security guard.

She was a little girl with green eyes and pale skin who looked almost like a child.

So the recruiter almost immediately decided to let her go home quickly, find any job, and don't waste her life here.

But for some reason, when those emerald eyes looked at her, he forgot his original plan in a trance.

The security captain looked at Liliana, who was a head shorter than him, and scolded the recruiter's ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart.

The person in charge of the nurse didn't have to worry about what was wrong with the new nurse, because he looked crazy enough already, and the most he could do was provide him with a new bed.

The team leader of the nurses is also very satisfied with his newcomer. With the Winter Soldier with its own unicorn arm, the safety factor of their entire team has become higher.

...and the security captain?

The little girl standing in front of him looked like she hadn't even been exposed to the sun, and her wrists were as thin as branches. Such a little girl was already worried about how she would survive three days in Arkham.

Don't meddle in other people's business, the security captain coldly reminded himself that if you want to live in Arkham, you can't meddle in your own business at all.

So the strong security team leader who looked like a bear led the girl through a series of tight security with real guns and live ammunition, and he stopped at the last gate.

This is the last time you arrive at the door, and once you walk in, there is no room for regret.

The security captain turned his head and looked at Liliana coldly with sharp eyes. This little girl who had no sense of crisis was looking around with her green eyes, like a curious little animal looking at a new world.

However, the new world is not as gentle as she imagined.

"Listen," the bear-like security captain looked at the short girl in front of him and said viciously, "I don't care who you are outside or what status you have, but I advise you to turn back now. Once you enter here, If you want to go out, you can only wait half a month, even if you die here, we will have to wait half a month before we throw your body out."

The girl let out an 'oh', and didn't seem to pay much attention to the security captain's words.

Seeing her like this, the security captain felt that he had already reminded her enough, so he took him away and knocked on Arkham's bulky, all-metal black gate.

Before the door moved, Liliana, who was standing in front of the door, heard the sound of metal gears turning and colliding, and then there was a loud rumbling sound. The heavy and huge iron door gave way to the road.

Another world is beckoning to them.

Liliana walked in without hesitation.

Arkham is an easy place to get in, but much harder to get out.

It is more difficult to live here than to go out.

The enemy isn't just the sick here.

As expected by the captain, the girl's first challenge did not come from the patients here, but from the malice of her colleagues.

Suddenly, a juicy little girl appeared in the middle of the bearded and foot-picking men. These people who lived in the gloomy mental hospital every day suddenly found new entertainment.

"Boss, it seems that our benefits have been upgraded. Is this girl free or does she have to pay?" said a man wearing a vest sitting on a bench in the lounge.

She glanced at him curiously, but the girl who didn't understand what he was saying quickly lowered her head bored.

In the sweat-smelling waiting room, those who spoke or did not speak were all secretly watching the movement here. At this time, Liliana's reaction would determine her future status.

The way she is now will be seen as a retreat.

"She will be in charge of the female prisoner's dormitory in the future. I hope they can let her live here longer because of the same gender. If she can't last this round, I have to find someone to replace her among the remaining people." It's work." The captain said as he glanced around, everyone he saw lowered their eyes.

No one wanted to be near a female prisoner's cell.

After all, they didn't want to become the toys of those two crazy girls.

Only the person sitting on the bench kept provoking, "I want to try what it's like to be a clown's woman."

After hearing the key words, Liliana raised her head and glanced at him again.

This guy is not as good as Joker, the girl judged.

So as a best friend, she stood in line silently.

The captain just looked at the provocative person and didn't say a word. The employees of Arkham Mental Hospital are a mixed bag. Usually, this kind of arrogant breed can't live long. If he is smarter, he should leave as soon as he finishes his vote, "Let's go, I'll take you to meet your new colleagues."

Because there are personnel changes every shift, the mental hospital has a regular meeting every shift, so that they can get to know each other and distinguish patients from their colleagues.

However, Liliana did not find Deadpool, nor did she see the Winter Soldier.

While she was looking for the Winter Soldier, a hand suddenly touched Liliana's shoulder.

The girl turned her head and found that the person from was the one who had mentioned Harry in the dressing room before.

His sweaty hands were covering the girl's shoulders, which made Liliana a little unhappy. She struggled slightly, but did not break free, so she looked at him unhappy.

"Is this all you can do? You have to play a little bit to be strong enough." The man holding her said meaningfully.

Unable to understand the sexual innuendo in his words, the girl warned, "Let go."

A warning before you start, this is the beautiful character of Liliana.

However, some people did take her warning as a tease, and the person who grabbed her laughed even happier.

The girl was about to take out her wand and cast a haunted curse on this guy, but suddenly she heard people's panicked exclamations.

The flow of people began to move away from the entrance uneasily.

Someone was calling for security, and the hand holding Liliana moved away involuntarily.

The first person to walk in from the door was a short fat man with a strange pointed nose. Liliana stared at his nose curiously. Behind him was a strong man with a strange mask, a young man with a gloomy face, and then another A half-disfigured guy caught Liliana's attention, and she was a little curious about how a skinless face felt to the touch.

The last one to come in was a green-haired clown, with a smile on his face, which made people feel creepy.

"...What are you doing here?" The girl heard the security captain ask, unlike anyone who spoke before, the security captain's voice sounded timid and soft.

"Don't be nervous, smile, smile, my friend," the clown closed the door, and this action made the people in the room even more nervous. Well, we're supposed to be friendly, right?"

A layer of cold sweat involuntarily oozes from the security captain's head. As the clown approaches, he can no longer speak, so he has no choice but to keep nodding.

I am afraid that if I nod too slowly, the other party will show an unfriendly side.

"Good," said the Joker, seemingly pleased with his reaction.

People breathed a sigh of relief.

"Wait...wait, wait," the clown said suddenly, turning his head almost slowly, looking at everyone here, "Why are you so nervous?"

Everyone's minds that had just been relaxed were raised again.

"Hee hee," in the silence, the sound of laughter and plastic candy wrappers being pushed away was very obvious, "Do you even need to ask, Joker, because you are a pervert~"

The girl said while stuffing the lollipop into her mouth.

The candy rolled from the girl's left cheek to the right cheek. Only then did Liliana realize that everyone around her was staring at her, so she took out the lollipop and asked with green eyes, "Hey, what did I say?" Isn't it right?"

No one answered her.

Only the clown looked at the sky speechlessly after hearing the girl's voice. He didn't look in the girl's direction at all, so he gritted his teeth and said the girl's name, "Liliana Downers."

Liliana, who didn't get an answer, put the lollipop back in her mouth. She heard the clown's affectionate call and walked over, then asked vaguely with the lollipop in her mouth, "Where's Harley?"

The well-planned show is screwed, and the Joker doesn't want to talk to her.

Liliana didn't care, and then, as if she suddenly thought of something, she said, "By the way, someone just said that he wants to know what it's like to be a clown's woman... Is he trying to chase Harley? What is the meaning of the word fuck?" What means?"

Because the word was used in many strange places, it was difficult for Liliana to make an accurate judgment on him through the sentence and context.

"Oh..." Hearing Liliana's words, the clown lowered his head, he closed his eyes nervously, and kept turning his head, as if he was moving his neck or enduring something, then he opened his eyes, his face pale A scarlet smile slowly appeared on his face, "Oh, introduce me, who is so, so, so, so..." He didn't seem to be able to find a suitable adjective, so finally a terrible smile bloomed slowly "So...friendly."

Someone in the crowd was already shaking.

Liliana concentrated on eating her own lollipop, without even looking at the clown, and said capriciously, "I don't want to tell you~"

If you don't tell me, don't tell me, the girl quickly shifted her conversation partner, she looked at the long nose beside her, and asked, "May I touch your nose?"

...The security captain's legs were weak when he heard her question.

The young lady wants to go to heaven, and after playing the clown, she will mess with the penguin.

He used to think that this girl was simply blind if she couldn't survive here, and based on her courage and ability, she was definitely not the one who couldn't survive.

The black-haired short nose turned his head, the corners of his mouth raised, and his eyes stared straight at Liliana, "Do you think my nose is funny?"

The girl shrugged and said indifferently, "It's very interesting, can I touch it?"

After the girl finished asking, the smile on Penguin's face suddenly disappeared, and he looked at Liliana blankly.

The girl looked at him for a while, and finally confirmed his thoughts, so she complained softly, "...you're so stingy, if you don't touch it, you won't touch it."

Because she was unfamiliar with the other party, Liliana chose to respect the other party's choice.

Then her gaze turned to the double-faced man with half of his facial muscles exposed to the air.

The double-faced man lowered his head, and the girl's green eyes were full of anticipation.

Although she didn't speak, Liliana knew what he was thinking after looking at him.

Still disagree.

Lowering her head in disappointment again, Liliana felt that the rumors should be true. The living environment in Arkham Mental Hospital was really harsh, and they were all super stingy.

Cracking the lollipop in her mouth, the girl who kept creaking her mouth glanced at the security captain, and out of respect for the rules, she walked towards him and whispered that she wanted to go out for a walk idea.

The security captain, who was stared at by many malicious eyes, squeezed out a sentence, "...whatever you want."

So the girl walked towards the door of the lounge with peace of mind.

In fact, there was a strong man blocking the door. He watched Liliana walk towards him, and then opened the door. There was still a small gap between him and the door, which allowed the door to open a small gap, so the girl came from Get out of this small crack.

Because most of the staff are in meetings, the noise of sex in the corridor of the hospital is very obvious.

Liliana walked over following the voice, and she heard a woman's voice panting slightly while saying, "...um... are you really going to take off your mask... ah..."

The girl stopped suddenly, she was not going to continue walking.

Once again, I would like to thank my second brother, Lawrence, for a girl like Liliana who has no life experience and life experience can avoid some unsuitable scenes so skillfully, which is all thanks to him.

The girl who was about to turn her head and walk in a different direction suddenly heard a familiar voice, which made her stop her about to leave again, "...shh... don't disappoint, enjoy everything..."

"...Deadpool?" Liliana asked suspiciously.

Because before yesterday, Deadpool chased him all day with a urine-stained pregnancy test stick to prove that he was not pregnant, so she is very sensitive to the other's voice now.

I don't know if the people inside heard her voice, but the voice became louder and louder, and after a burst of rustling noises, the yellow wooden door in front of Liliana was suddenly opened.

A tall, red-haired woman came out of the door in a hurry. She strode towards Liliana, and before the girl could react, she held her face and gave her a kiss.

The startled little girl stared blankly, letting the opponent's green lips rub against her own.

"Hi," the woman backed away slightly, her green lips exuded a sweet fragrance faintly next to the girl's lips, "I'm Pamela Eisley, you can call me pam if you like .”

Liliana has never been so close to anyone, she or the other party, they only need to blink their eyelashes to touch each other, so she can't help but feel an unusual and wonderful feeling.

After about a few seconds, the girl blinked her green eyes lightly, the touch between the eyelashes was as light as the kiss of a butterfly, she whispered, "Liliana Downers." She stopped to think seriously After thinking about it, he still said, "Call me Donalds."

At this time, Deadpool who came out of the door hadn't seen Liliana because of the angle, but he immediately knew what she was doing after seeing Poison Ivy's movements, and then whistled loudly.

Hearing the whistle, the little girl curiously poked her head out from behind the woman to look at Deadpool.

"Damn it..." Seeing Liliana's blushing cheeks foolishly, Deadpool was scared to pee in an instant.

He thought of Bruce Wayne's advice, his plan to save people, and the famous quote that Batman of Gotham has been watching you...

But no matter what he was thinking, Mr. Zuipao didn't have time to say it. He suddenly turned his head and made a sound of vomiting, and relied on his agility as a mercenary to take off the mask immediately.

"Ugh..." Deadpool lay on the ground and retched.

Unable to accept a man throwing up on his knees after just making out with her, the redhead asks, "What's wrong with him?"

"..." Liliana looked at Deadpool, worried that he would chase her for a day with urine, so the girl hesitated for a long time before whispering, "He's pregnant."

Liliana glanced at her sexy sister who had just kissed her, nodded, and said very seriously, "He is pregnant with your child, and you are going to be a mother."

"We just met for the first time today..." Xi's mother's beautiful sister didn't understand why she said that. This was the first time she admitted that she was really a little crazy.

"You two had sex just now," Liliana said righteously, "The fertility potion must be effective after having sex. Two people can have a baby, right?"

It's a ghost, that's not how two people have children!

Poison Ivy wanted to knock open the girl's pink head to see what was inside.

"Okay," Poison Ivy asked herself to think from the perspective of a scientist, "even if he really..."

Liliana nodded and reiterated, "I'm pregnant with your child."

"This can't be my child, the human pregnancy reaction can't be so fast..."

Liliana glanced at her like a fool, and then said in a natural tone, "This is magic, why is it impossible?"

The author has something to say: one day outside, subway code words

feel great

Others say Deadpool is pregnant with Liliana's child

... don't take the pot back, okay?