Dazai is so cute

My memory starts halfway through my life.

Picked up by Shirase and the others, they learned the habits of human beings little by little, laughing when they are happy, and crying when they are sad... It is impossible to cry.

After all, things like [feelings] exist beyond my comprehension.

Why do you laugh when you are happy?don't know.

Why do you get angry when you get angry?don't know.

Why do you cry when you are sad?don't know.

They (sheep) are simply going along with the crowd.

...Unable to understand.

*

"It hurts…"

The boy who was kicked into the wall by me opened his mouth softly.

"I hate pain the most."

"Spit out all the information you know about [Huang Ba spit]."

"Huangba vomits?"

The kite eyes blinked, the young man tilted his head, his hair tilted to one side following his movements.

"Ahh~ it's [Huangba spit]~"

I frowned, the boy's soft voice gave me a sense of foreboding.

"you know?"

"No, it's the first time I've heard of it~"

I made a gesture and was about to kick him, but suddenly thought of the words of the previous conversation.

...Do you want to kick it lightly?

"Aha, hahahaha..." He laughed, "Didn't you think that the King of Sheep is unexpectedly a nice guy?"

I was a little surprised, obviously I didn't say anything, why did he know...

"I just know~"

He got up from the ground all of a sudden, didn't stand firmly, and swayed his body twice. I subconsciously supported him.

"Look~!" He smiled and rolled his eyes, "Obviously we are enemies now, but Chuya kindly helped me up."

The arm of his subordinate is unexpectedly thin, so thin that one can't help but wonder if this person is eating well, even he who grew up on Leibo Street is stronger than him.

...Obviously we are about the same height.

"Chuya has written what he thinks on his face~" He approached me, "Can anyone see this?"

"...how do you know who I am?"

"OVO?" He blinked, "Because Chuya is very famous, gravity makes Chuya-kun Nakahara~"

"Mr. Dazai."

I turned around, and the white-haired old man moved his wrist.

"Ah...Mr. Hirotsu, it's okay, it's okay, I can't fight now~" He looked very happy.

I paused: "...Why are you laughing?"

"...?"

"You are obviously unhappy." I asked him suspiciously, "You are obviously unhappy, why are you still smiling?"

He was silent, and then suddenly realized: "...Oh, so it is like this."

I:"?"

What do you understand?

"It's very troublesome to explain," he smiled, "I'm Dazai Osamu~ I will teach you more in the future, my lord."

I:"…………"

For the first time, I sensed the horror of smart people.

*

Fished the bastard Dazai out of the river again, took the towel handed over by his subordinates, and gently wiped his soft black curly hair.

"It's too much in the middle..."

The soft voice seemed to be coquettish, and I was not moved - after all, I would say this every time I rescued this person.

"Say something, Chuya."

"I won't stop you from committing suicide," although I don't understand why you committed suicide, "so don't stop me from saving you."

"........."

Osamu Dazai was obviously stunned for a moment, then smiled softly: "This is really too much, it even prevents me from finding the true meaning of life."

"Sure enough, I hate Chuya the most."

"Both each other, and I hate you the most."

You are the most human-like human being I have ever seen.

but--

"Can you stand up?"

"Can't~ Zhong also want to carry me?"

I sighed and squatted down with my back to him: "Come up."

His back sank slightly, and I picked him up effortlessly. The light weight made me frown.

"Did you not eat again?"

"It has nothing to do with Chu, right?" Osamu Dazai said calmly, "Is that right ~ God who doesn't understand emotions ~?"

"So I'm learning."

"You can't die until I learn it, bastard Dazai."

"Haha, are you using me as a reference? Then you are looking for the wrong person~"

"...long-winded."

*

I can't put him down.

Maybe it's because I don't have much experience, so when I face Dazai, I always think of [sheep], a child who has no ability to protect himself.

As a kid, it's normal to be a little willful and bearish.

What's more, we are still partners, so it is normal to protect him.

Dazai is a very smart man.

It may be disrespectful for me to say this, but I think Dazai is stronger than the leader.

He is really really smart, and he has no plans for everything. Although he is called a double black with him, but... I can't compare with him.

I have never seen Dazai look vulnerable, nor have I seen him look helpless, Dazai has always looked at ease, as if nothing can defeat him.

Until that day, a rare rest day, I saw Dazai by the river.

I thought he was about to enter the water again, but his eyes fell on a red-haired man in the distance.

How should I describe Dazai's expression at that time?

It seemed like a child who couldn't find his way home.

I didn't like his expression, nor the fragility in his eyes, so I took a step forward and grabbed his hand.

"……Ugh?"

"Go, go home."

"Wait...? Chuya?!"

He seemed angry.

"Don't hold hands! It's disgusting to hold hands with slimy dwarves!"

"Huh? I told you I'm still growing!"

"You've been saying this for over a year, Chuya!"

"Whispering! Shut up! Bastard Dazai!"

However, I don't know whether Dazai forgot, or I didn't care, the two of us held hands and never let go.

The two of us just held hands and walked from the river all the way back to the small apartment that only belonged to the two of us.

"Ugh... I'm exhausted... It's all Chuya's fault!"

"Huh?! Why are you so crazy!" I retorted habitually, "Also, don't eat snacks before meals! You won't be able to eat any longer!"

"Wow, Chuya is just like an old lady," Osamu Dazai collapsed on the sofa, "Don't want a male mother, don't want a male mother!"

"Then you still eat crabs!"

"eat!"

——It would be nice if it could continue like this.

Dazai was eating crabs, and small flowers appeared around him, I looked at him and thought.

"Wow, Chuya, you laugh so disgustingly!"

"Long-winded, even a crab can't block it. Your mouth!"

"Hey~ I'm getting goosebumps!"

"Eat yours!"

"...Zhongye."

"What are you doing..."

A key with an orange cat doll hanging from it fell into my hand: "What is this?"

"Oh, a gift, it's parked in the garage~" Dazai bit the crab, "Customized ones are so valuable, I spent all my salary, and now I have no money, so I can only rely on you, Chuya."

I was stunned: "Could it be..."

"The locomotive~"

Dazai smiled, his beautiful kite eyes were slightly curved, and there seemed to be stars falling deep in my heart.

puff- puff-

I heard the sound of my heart beating.

"Happy birthday, Chuya."

The author has something to say:

Leader: At that time, my heart was moved.

Leader Zai: Anyway, I didn't see it.

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Memories sure knife!These two are men with 40-meter swords!I promise!After the knife, the memories are absolutely sweet!