Even the murderous little Raven

"I'm his daughter-in-law!" Xiao Shou let out his domineering air, yelling out his identity as the imperial concubine in a very forceful manner.

"Hello, lady boss."

Your sister, don't answer so readily, pretending that I'm a good baby, don't think I can't see it!Hmph, my little Gong must not like such a shameless mistress. The person he likes must be someone with my temperament, no, he must only have his eyes on me!

"You have no chance, we even took wedding photos!" And the photos are so handsome, it looks like a match made in heaven.Do the officials understand?If you don't understand, take a look at our wedding photos!Or watch Bottle Evil!

"..."

"Hey, talk, are you still there? Are you still? Are you still..."

"Miss Boss, Boss said I'll call you back in a while."

"Why did it take a while?" The empress Zhenggong had to get to the bottom of it.

"Because the boss is having an emergency meeting with several department managers."

"Okay, if that's the case, I'll call him in half an hour." The empress Zhenggong must be very gracious, and use her mature, intellectual, gentle, beautiful uncle temperament and tolerant and domineering demeanor to make all the mistresses retreat in spite of difficulties, without fighting And Qu Xiaosan's Soldiers are the highest state of house fighting, and also a compulsory skill for every empress in the palace!Including this article.

Half an hour later, Xiao Shou called Xiao Gong again in a pinch of minutes. He had already written a draft in his stomach. If it was Xiao San who answered the phone, what would he do? It's really sad to be defeated or something, but he was a little regretful to find that the person who answered the phone this time was Xiao Gong, and he was really sad because he had no place to use his manuscript!

"When will you come back?" Facing the derailed Xiaogong, he must be as ruthless as an enemy. In order to make himself sound ruthless and cold, Xiaoshou specially fantasized about his tragic fate of being cruelly abandoned to build up the atmosphere.

"The meeting is over. I can go back after packing up. I'll bring you what you want to eat later."

"You sound tired."

"Well, I'm a little tired today."

The little shou groaned and bit the quilt, what should I do if my heart hurts instantly?

"Then you come back early, you don't need to buy dinner for me, I just go downstairs and eat Shaxian by myself." By the way, traditional cheap food chain restaurants like Shaxian are not extinct in the world seven years later!

"Let me buy it! The Sha County downstairs is less hygienic than the barbecue on the roadside. When have you ever eaten without diarrhea?" Xiao Gong rubbed his brows. pile of urgent matters.

"Then I'll eat some noodles myself, you just come back. You seem really tired, come back soon."

"Okay." Xiao Gong said with a smile, his little shou has been spoiled by him these years, and he could cook a few years ago, and he has become more and more lazy these years.

"Remember, you come back directly, you are not allowed to stay outside, especially the wild flowers on the roadside, you are not allowed to pick them, do you understand?" You can only pick my beautiful uncle's flowers if you want to pick them.

Xiao Gong smiled and hung up the phone. I don’t know if this guy has watched some messy TV series or comics or online novels recently, or listened to some radio dramas. Anyway, there are too many things that can harm his family, and Xiao Gong can’t To correct one by one, I can only let him go every time.

After Xiao Gong returned home, he found that Xiao Shou had really behaved himself this time. Not only that, he also thoughtfully ordered a bowl for himself, and the two of them had dinner or supper warmly at the dining table.

"I haven't eaten at home for a long time, so full."

Xiao Shou blinked, could it be that the self seven years later has not cooked for Xiao Gong for a long time?This unscientific!How could someone not show off such good craftsmanship?

"Is it tasty?"

"It's delicious. Everything you cook is delicious, but you're too lazy to cook anything for me when it's all ready."

Xiao Shou lowered his head in shame, oh, no, no wonder such an unvirtuous daughter-in-law was abandoned!

"I'll cook it for you from now on."

"Like when we were just together?"

"Well, just like when we were together, I cook for you every day." Although Xiao Shou hadn't had time to cook a meal for Xiao Gong when he was reborn, Xiao Shou firmly believed that he must have cooked many meals for Xiao Gong meal.

Xiao Gong said helplessly: "That doesn't have to be as much as before. There are seven or eight meals a day, as well as fruits and desserts. I'm afraid that you will become more and more lazy and eat outside food all day long, and your stomach will be ruined. Although I will bring you I also paid special attention to the things when I came back, but the things outside are not as clean and hygienic as at home after all. You can feed yourself three meals a day on time from now on. "

"No, I'll take good care of you and turn you into a big fat man to see if you will abandon me in the future."

"Even if I don't become a big fat man, I won't abandon you."

Xiao Shou looked at Xiao Gong suspiciously, and Xiao Gong calmly accepted Xiao Shou's gaze.

"I'll bring you food tomorrow."

"no need."

"No, absolutely necessary." How can I give up this opportunity to show my temperament as a wife, and I can also spy on the enemy by the way.

Xiao Shou gave full play to his wifely temperament all night, took a bath and prepared bath towels, pajamas and underwear, which also has the function of warming the bed. By the way, he didn't forget to put a glass of water on Xiao Gong's bedside table.

How considerate!

Xiao Gong drank water anxiously, "Did you do something wrong again today?"

"No!"

"Another Mercedes-Benz?"

Xiao Shou shook his head.

"Reinstalled my computer system again and didn't save the data?"

Xiao Shou shook his head again.

"Or did you break something in the house again? Washing machine? Refrigerator? Microwave oven? Rice cooker?"

"Can't you think of the good?" Is it easy to be courteous?

"Okay, then tell yourself, what did you do wrong?"

"..." Xiao Shou put the quilt on his head, I want to turn to the route of Tsundere Shou, don't any of you stop me! ! !

At this moment, Xiao Shou deeply felt the significance of his rebirth. It turned out that he was not reborn to be seven years old, but to stop a tragic seven-year itch!You see, he is going to be disgusted!

But why must he be dragged here?Could it be that the me in seven years' time will just watch my little Gong cheating on me?Absolutely impossible! ! !

So in fact, it doesn't make sense for me to be reborn, right?In fact, it is to satisfy Master Wuming's evil desire to write a cheating rebirth article, right?

Congratulations, you answered all the questions correctly, and I will award you a little red flower.Master Anonymous said.

I don't want your sister's.I'm in the arrogant and awkward line now, don't think that I can forgive you with a small plastic red flower, let me tell you, that's impossible!I'm so arrogant!

Master Wuming silently took back the plastic little red flower and ran away.

...really not even a small plastic red flower left!

Xiao Shou was very depressed, and then fell asleep. He must recharge his energy to fight against Xiaosan tomorrow.

So Xiao Gong waited for a long time but did not see Xiao Shou surrendered himself and confessed, Kan Kan lifted the quilt on Xiao Shou's head, and it was no surprise to see this man sleeping like a dead pig again.I couldn't help but hold this man in my arms, bite his nose, cover him with the quilt, and then sandwich his feet between my calves.

This person is obviously afraid of the cold and kicks the quilt every day until he is hugged tightly before he is willing to sleep honestly. I remember when they were just together, Xiao Shou rolled to the end of the bed like a kitten at his feet. Or just fell off the bed and dragged to the corner of the quilt to sleep in the dark without knowing it.

Xiao Gong smiled, they had been together for seven years, but Xiao Shou gave him different surprises or frights every day, which made Xiao Gong unable to appreciate what other colleagues complained about in a single and boring married life.

He seems to have never changed, he is still the silly Xiaoshou who loves convulsions back then, especially during this time, he is really living more and more.

You see, such a small day is really good, isn't it?Of course, if the work can be easier, it would be better to have more time xxoo.

Xiao Shou smacked his lips and hugged Xiao Gong in a daze, woo woo woo, I'm having a nightmare!

"God, why you again?"

God is still a wrinkled chrysanthemum face, "You are that Hao Xiaoshou?"

Xiao Shou rolled his eyes at him, "You have suffered from dementia again."

"I heard that you were reborn in 2020?"

"I heard?" Xiaoshou was furious, "How can you hear it? You are God, how can you hear it?"

God looked at Xiao Shou very calmly, and said without shame: "Someone told me to send you back to 2006, making you madly amassing money, especially buying a house, but..."

"But what?" Xiaoshou asked through gritted teeth, and began to do warm-up exercises.

"You know, the time machine is a high-end product. My son has been playing it all the time. He was not there at the time, so I did it myself."

"So you got the time wrong?"

"Wrong, I suspect that the time machine is broken, because I obviously followed the instructions!"

"Your sister's, you must have done something wrong! You goddamn god, half-literate is terrible!"

God was upset, "I told you that the time machine is broken, and it has nothing to do with me."

"It's obviously your mistake and you still refuse to admit it! Tell me, what's the point of my rebirth in the world seven years later? Rebirth is not like rebirth, time travel is not like time travel!" Xiao Shou clenched his fists and prepared, Always be ready to pounce on him and beat him up, hmph, whoever you are, God will hit you!

"Are you here to send me back to 2006? Or are you trying to compensate me in other ways?"

"No, I just came here to confirm the time with you! Hey, wait, Xiaoyou, why did you hit someone? Stop, stop, or I will call my son..."

Without hesitation, Xiao Shou pounced on God and beat God up, unlike Morgan Freeman, so he was even more merciless!Pick the wrinkled chrysanthemum face to start with!

Facts have proved that although the son of God once said that if someone hits you on the left cheek, you should put the right cheek on it, but the God who is Lao Tzu obviously did not reach such a lofty state. Bite Xiaoshou and run away.

Xiao Shou suspected that he was going to ask Jesus to come and beat him on the right cheek.

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