Even the murderous little Raven

Xiao Shou held the squid in one hand, gnawed gluten in the other, and held the eggplant in his mouth, "I've decided! I want to lose weight!"

Xiao Gong put the grilled eggplant in his mouth, "Be careful of the burn."

"Woo woo woo, it's so hot, so hot. I'm a person who wants to lose weight."

"Okay, you start to lose weight tomorrow, let's eat today!"

"Yeah." Xiao Shou took a big bite of squid, "This is my last supper, I want to eat enough. It's so spicy, don't buy it for me tomorrow."

"Okay, if I don't buy it for you, I'll see if you can last for a few days."

"Hmph, don't underestimate people, wait until I succeed in losing weight and envy me!"

"I don't have to envy you at all, I'm in good shape."

Feeling resentful, he bit off a gluten in one bite, "You've turned bad!"

Xiao Gong smiled and waited for him to finish eating and fed another mouthful of eggplant, "Eat slowly, I won't compete with you."

Xiao Shou was very happy and satisfied, he leaned over to kiss Xiao Gong with the oil in his mouth, and insisted on licking Xiao Gong's mouth to be oily.

the next day.

Xiao Shou was woken up by Xiao Gong early in the morning, "Xiao Shou, wake up."

Xiao Shou was sleeping soundly, he opened his eyes in a daze and kissed Xiao Gong casually, "You can go to work now."

Xiao Gong rubbed the drool on his chin, "Didn't you say you were going to get up for a run yesterday?"

Xiao Shou answered him hmm, and continued to sleep while answering.

"Are you still going for a run?"

"No." Xiao Shou fell asleep on the pillow.

Xiao Gong helped him cover the quilt and went to work.

Xiao Shou fell asleep again until around 09:30 in the morning, and immediately called Xiao Gong, "Why didn't you wake me up?"

Xiao Gong was very innocent, "I called, but you said not to go for a run."

"Liar, nonsense."

"Really, it's what you said. I saw that you were so sleepy, so I let you continue to sleep."

Xiao Shou pointed at her finger, "Why don't I have any impression?"

Xiao Gong decided not to hit him.

"You must remember to wake me up tomorrow, even if I say no, you will drag me up." Xiao Shou said very resolutely.

If you don't lose weight, you will really be abandoned by other people's tricks!

Xiao Gong fully agreed.

Xiaoshou shrank under the blanket for half an hour and finally crawled out of the blanket tremblingly. Those who don't want to leave the blanket in winter raise their hands! ! !

"Although it's a bit late, I have a perseverance and a tenacious will to lose weight, so I must have just run a lap today." Xiao Shou wore thermal underwear and a down jacket. Hey, it's not that I don't want to dress lighter, it's the weather It's really too cold.

Xiao Shou opened the door, the wind was blowing and the air was very, very cold, so Xiao Shou closed the door decisively, took off his thermal underwear and down jacket, put on pajamas and shrank into the bed. Well, fortunately, the bed didn’t get cold .

Let's talk about weight loss tomorrow!

The third day.

Following Xiao Shou's instructions before going to bed last night, Xiao Gong dragged Xiao Shou up as soon as he woke up.

Xiao Gong went into the bathroom and came out again, Xiao Shou fell into the bed and continued to sleep.

Xiao Gong dragged him up, dressed him, and found him some pants, Xiao Shou fell into bed again.

Xiao Gong dragged him up again, put on his pants, and woke him up. He opened his eyes and looked at Xiao Gong, then closed his eyes and fell into bed again.

Xiao Gong looked at Xiao Shou who was sleeping soundly, and helped him cover up the quilt helplessly, "I'm going to be late for work if I keep messing with you."

It was almost ten o'clock when Xiao Shou woke up, it was actually later than yesterday!

"Why didn't you wake me up? Didn't you say you were going to drag me up?"

"But as soon as I turned around, you jumped into the bed again."

"..."

"If I fight guerrilla warfare with you, can't you fight a protracted war with me?"

Xiao Gong felt Xiao Shou's overwhelming resentment, and smiled, "But I have to go to work. If I don't go to work, who will support you!"

Cover your face, so shy to say!

Hey, good men are really basic, and they are looking for a mature, intellectual, gentle and beautiful uncle like me. What should I do if I am so happy that I want to show off?

Hahahaha, you rotten girls must not be too envious, especially Mr. Wuming who is being forced to go on a blind date.

Meimei finished talking on the phone with Xiao Gong, Xiao Shou finally gathered enough courage to climb out of bed, but he still couldn't face the cold north wind outside.

In fact, my daily hip exercise is also a kind of exercise, right?Since one exercise can complete two kinds of training, why don't I simplify and summarize it?So in fact, I only need to practice hip exercises, so I don’t need to get up early every morning to go for a run, right?

right!Xiao Shou answered, and he answered alone.

So Xiao Shou took off his clothes and tucked into the bed with peace of mind, and started to read novels on his phone.

Seven years later, JJ has not closed down or been annexed? QD didn't actually dominate the world?

It seems that rotten girls really hold up half the sky of online novels, because JJ is still tenaciously surviving, although he is still often attacked by hackers.

Master Wuming suddenly became a little worried. Will he be dragged into the small dark room if such a remark is seen by the editor?Now she is starting to feel worried about the future of this article. It is an article about to apply for an innovation award!

Xiao Shou completely ignored Mr. Wuming's eagerness to win the Innovation Award, and posted all kinds of vicious articles on the front page, and he was even more shocked to find that these authors were all young and young. Li got together and occasionally there were a few little girls showing off their cuteness.

The self-proclaimed flower-like beauty uncle is instantly sad, and it turns out that time is not forgiving, it is really not a legend.

Woohoo, please let me be bright and sad for a while, don't disturb me.

Xiao Shou watched all kinds of little Leiwen more happily while being bright and sad, hahahaha, I laughed so hard, hahahahaha...

Little Raven is really funny, isn't he?

But before he could get enough, he found that he had received a text message on the site.

He opened it and was struck by lightning.

Listing notice from XX to XX

Your article is currently in red letters, and it is required to update 1 words during the listing period. If the update is not enough, the blacklist will be deducted for three periods. If the update is not updated, the article will be black forever!Please pay attention to river crabs, if you have any questions about the list, please ask your editor in charge, do not edit the article at will during the list, it will be regarded as a fake change!

The organization is optimistic about you, come on!

But I am not optimistic about myself at all!Xiaoshou roared.

Xiao Shou quickly opened his column. Your sister actually has an article that is being serialized. The title of the article is very vulgar.It's about a vulgar story about a brain-damaged shou chasing after a black-bellied little shou. The brain-damaged little shou is so ridiculous and stupid that he wants to slap him to death, but the black-bellied Xiao Gong is perfect in every way. A replica of Xiaogong.

Well, maybe the self seven years later wrote it based on my own little attack.However, how did the brain-dead Xiaobai Shou in the article come out?

Xiao Shou said that without a prototype, he made out the 1-word true Alexander.

By the way, maybe the prototype of Xiao Shou in the book is Xiao Zhou, a married woman. The more Xiao Shou thinks about it, the more likely it is. Among all his friends, only Xiao Zhou can do so many stupid things and enjoy it.

So he cheerfully found Xiao Zhou's phone number in the address book, saw a number called "married woman" and dialed it decisively.

"Hello, Xiaoshou."

Genius, really genius, you can guess this.

"Married woman, tell me if you have done anything stupid recently."

"Beep beep..." Xiao Zhou, a married woman, immediately hung up the phone, turned around and said to her colleague, "It's better to make friends with normal ones!"

Xiao Shou held the hung up phone, "It's strange, the mobile signal has degraded after seven years? It's actually broken."

So Xiao Shou persistently called the married woman Xiao Zhou, and the married woman persistently hung up the phone.

"You don't call me again."

"why?"

"We will have no results!"

"I don't want results, as long as you tell me about the stupid things you did recently."

"The process will not be happy."

"..."

"Let's break up!"

"We've never been together."

"I wish you to find a better."

"I found it, thank you."

"You're welcome."

Xiao Zhou hung up the phone decisively again, and Xiao Zhou turned her head to her colleague again and said: "The bad friend of the idiot, the stupid, the stupid, resolutely cut off the relationship!"

Xiao Shou was very sad, obviously he was the one who wanted to break up with the married woman Xiao Zhou, why did she bring it up first?This is the same as the boyfriend and girlfriend who want to break up. Even if they understand that they can't escape the tragic and happy fate of breaking up, if they are preempted by the other party, they will be so annoyed that they want to put the other party in their mother's belly!

The prototype is not working, so Xiao Shou decides to be self-reliant.

Since Xiao Zhou, a married woman, refuses to talk about the stupid things she did recently, I will tell readers that the stupid things she did before are the same. As for the gender issue...

Xiao Zhou is a woman, but Xiao Shou in the article is a man.

What?When did Xiao Zhou become a girl?Who knew she was female except the gynecologist?Even her mother once thought she gave birth to a boy!

So Xiao Shou said that there is no pressure at all to apply Xiao Zhou's stupid things to Xiao Shou!

Xiao Shou wrote very high, and his writing speed was as fast as a god possessed. He wrote five or six thousand words in a flash, and then ordered lunch takeaway to continue writing.

Oops, 1 words is just a small case!Although the hands are sore to death.

He flipped through the vast 1 words and was very satisfied, especially when he saw the rotten girl Xiao Zhou being dragged into a blind date because she was too manly and shy away all the sissy men. Extremely satisfied.

Hahahaha, my friend really wants to betray, and such a secret betrayal is even more possible.

Xiao Shou was in a good mood, holding his notebook happily for half an hour before realizing that he forgot to eat dinner, so he called Xiao Gong to ask for food, but...

"Hello."

"..." Xiao Shou was stunned, who was this man who appeared out of nowhere?Could it be that Xiaosan really exists?

"You are the third child?"

"How do you know? Excuse me, are you..."

Woohoo, it's your sister!Why do you brazen mistress admit it so shamelessly?

Is this the legend that extreme joy begets sorrow?

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