inexplicable fairy tale

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Tong Xue, I don't seem to have said those three words to you properly. They are what I owed you early in the morning. They are what I can't help but want to tell you every time I see you. A man's promise is something I can only say to a woman in my life.

--"I love you."

Post-marriage extras ([-])

1. After getting married, I kept talking about the honeymoon with Mo Shaoqian, but he didn't even glance at me: "I'm an old married couple, what else is there to spend on honeymoon?"

"Cut! Xiao Zhao's husband even took her to Japan to see the snow!" I was angry.

As a result, the next day, he told me to pack my things.I asked excitedly, "Where are you going?"

"Antarctica," someone said.

"..."

2. The three-month internship period expires.Mo Shaoqian and I asked to go to work in another company. After all, I also came back from C University in the United States. Can I starve myself to death?

Mo Shaoqian looked up at me: "You go."

So I applied everywhere, and several companies were very interested in me, but I was rejected in the last round of interviews.I'm quite speechless: Are graduates so difficult to mix now?

When I applied for the last company, I was told with regret that there was already a suitable candidate for this profession.I walked back in a depressed mood, only to hear Xiao Mi whispering: "Isn't this person pretty good? Why don't you want her?"

The personnel manager said: "You don't know, Mrs. Mo issued a death order not to allow this person to be employed. He must have offended someone!"

"..." Mo Shaoqian, I can't stop talking to you!

3. I went back to Mo's in disgrace.On the day I became a regular, I invited my colleagues in the same office to dinner.Everyone was sitting there doing homework when my cell phone rang suddenly.

Xiao Zhao took a look and said, "Beast? Tong Xue, who is this person?"

"My husband." I said with a string of mutton skewers in my mouth.

"...Will you accept it?"

"Fuck the fart!" I took a bite of the mutton skewers viciously.Damn Mo Shaoqian, actually tripped me up!Don't think I'll forgive him so easily!

Xiao Zhao put the phone down and asked curiously: "Tong Xue, why do you call your husband a beast?"

"It's called 'Beauty and the Beast'!" I said happily.

When I got home, Mo Shaoqian was sitting on the sofa, and I was about to walk in front of him with my head held high, but he said faintly, "Beauty and the Beast?"

"I know!" I seemed to have discovered a shocking secret, "Xiao Zhao is an undercover agent sent by you!"

He raised his mobile phone: "Your friends are as stupid as you, she just pressed the speakerphone."

"..." Xiao Zhao, I think you did it on purpose, right?

4. The director of the new department is Obasan, who is nearly 40 years old. On the first day I entered, she looked at me very upset, and said in a whiny tone, "I'll tell you, I don't care what kind of relationship you have. Those who come in will have to peel off two layers of skin when they come to me!"

Yes yes yes, who made you an uncle?I nodded respectfully.

Obasan had to change a set of clothes every half a day, and the perfume on his body was so strong that it could suffocate people to death. I felt very tormented in the same office with her.

Once it was past twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and I was sleeping soundly. Obasan called me and shouted in a piercing voice, "Tong Xue, why don't you even turn off the lights in the office? You know I don’t know how much electricity this will waste the boss? Did you earn the boss’s money? Can you bear it if the boss gets angry? The boss..."

I hung up the phone with a "snap", and the world finally quieted down.Mo Shaoqian asked: "What's wrong?"

"One of your Shi Nai's fans didn't come home in the middle of the night, and asked me why I didn't turn off the lights. Mo Shaoqian, I finally know why Mo's is so powerful, the best, all the best!" I said.

Mo Shaoqian nodded: "I'll give her a raise tomorrow."

"..." Mo Shaoqian, can I resign?

5. When eating at noon, I sneaked into Mo Shaoqian's office, planning to enjoy a sumptuous lunch with him.As a result, I saw him covering his stomach and sitting in front of the computer reading documents. My eyes were sore and I almost didn't shed tears.

So he got up an hour earlier every morning, prepared his lunch, took it to his special assistant Xiao Xu, and asked him to give Mo Shaoqian some hot food every day.

Once, I was wolfing down food, Obasan gave me a task, I wanted to eat quickly so that I could finish the work.As a result, Mo Shaoqian called me: "Come up and have dinner with me."

So that day, I was scolded by Obasan for an hour because I was late for work, but I felt it was worth it.

6. Yueying reported it, and the gorgeous title was "The Woman Behind Lu Shi——Record of "Prince Concubine" Liu Yueying".When I read that report, I was moved to tears. In fact, I am also the woman behind it, but I am relatively low-key.

Mo Shaoqian looked at me and stroked my hair: "How about we make it public?"

"No!" I said righteously, "I want them to see my results, and I want them to know that I can do without a background!"

"Actually, you are afraid that people will run on you after the exposure?"

"..." Mo Shaoqian, you really hit the nail on the head!

7. I helped Mo Shaoqian apply for an MSN, in order to "teaser" with him anytime during work.So, there are often conversations like this:

Snowflakes fluttering (from Mo Shaoqian): Husband! ! ! ! ! !

Beast Meow Meow (from me): Yes.

Snow fluttering: Have you eaten yet?

Beast Meow: Yes.

Snow fluttering: Is the braised pork I cooked delicious?

Beast Meow: Yes.

Snow fluttering: Really?I remember you said that you hate my braised pork...

Beast Meow: Yes.

Xue Hua Piao Piao: Then you still...

Beast Meow: Yes.

Xue Hua Piao Piao: Are you listening to me?

Beast Meow: Yes.

Snowflake fluttering: Mo Shaoqian, your uncle!

Beast Meow: Yes.

Snow fluttering: ...

Beast Meow: Yes.

Turns out he had an autoresponder set up.

8. Recently, I go to bed late every day just to chase after a small talk written by an author named "Big Head Star". .

Mo Shaoqian called me to sleep, but without turning my head, I said, "You go to bed first, I'll wait for the big head star's update!"

He didn't pester me either, I guess I've been quite tired in business recently.

As a result, the next day, an unexpected visitor came to our house, a little girl wearing glasses. "You are?" I asked.

"Big Head Star." The little girl looked unhappy.

Mo Shaoqian just came out and said: "I found her, if you have any questions, just ask her directly, don't go to bed so late."

"..." Mo Shaoqian, why don't you invite your company to help you write the planning case for the Writers Association?

Extra Story After Marriage ([-])

1. On Valentine's Day, Mo Shaoqian and I went to 1691 Private Kitchen, and Lao Chi cooked us a sumptuous dinner.

After eating, I walked on the street with Mo Shaoqian's arm, and there were flower girls coming over to sell roses constantly. Every time, I smiled and told them: "This is my dad! Hehe!"

Walking to the center of the square, Mo Shaoqian said, "I have roses for you."

"Where?" I asked.

"You look up."

When I looked up, I saw a huge rose firework blooming in the sky, which was magnificent.I screamed excitedly, this person is too extravagant and romantic, right?This "rose" is worth thousands of others!

In order to reward him, I hugged him and took a sip.

2. When I went to work the next day, I found that everyone's faces were strange. Everyone saw me as if they saw a ghost.

I went to ask Xiao Zhao, but she abruptly threw me two hygienic white eyes. "What's the matter?" I asked patiently.

Xiao Zhao looked like he hated iron but steel: "Tong Xue, tell me, why did you destroy other people's families?"

"What do you mean?" I was puzzled.

"Yesterday in the downtown square, I saw you kissing the boss! How can you be so depraved? Don't you know that the boss has a wife? Aren't you cuckolding your beastly husband?" Xiao Zhao is aggressive.

"..." It's over, this misunderstanding is big!

Obasan also wandered in with a twist: "Tong Xue, I didn't expect that, you don't look very good, but you are smart enough to know who to hook up with. Our boss is also obsessed with ghosts, how can you see A little girl like you? In the future, there will be days when you cry in a BMW!"

I couldn't bear it anymore: "He is my husband!"

There was silence in the office for half a minute.In the end, it was Obasan who said, "This is the funniest joke I've ever heard in 2011..."

You are a joke!Your whole family is a joke!How come no one believes me?

3. I said to Mo Shaoqian: "Beast, I have been run over by people, and they don't even believe that I am Mrs. Mo..."

"I wouldn't believe it if it were me." Mo Shaoqian was like a dead man.

I am angry!I'm really angry!So the next day, I brought the wedding photos over, should you believe me now?

Xiao Zhao flipped through the photo album, raised her head, looked at me with complicated eyes, and said, "Tong Xue, is your married life not perfect? ​​This PS is not bad, but you thought your husband's If you replace the head with the boss's, will we believe you?"

"..." I really wanted to scold my mother.

4. Obasan gave me another look!Now everyone in the office sees me as a "little three", and they don't even want to take a step closer to me.

I'm so wronged, so wronged...

MSN jumped up.

Beast Meow: What are you doing?

Beast Meow Meow: Speak!

Beast Meow Meow: Wife?

snort!I just ignore him, he still knows I'm his wife, old man